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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jan 17 01:28
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Stupidity that usually punctures inflatable dinghies in the yacht.

 
From News Discussion / Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive
Posted 3 Jan 17 01:23
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Do you mean 'stripe' or 'hoop', Vic?

Stripes, as I'm given to understand them, are vertical entities, running North-South, as it were; hoops are horizontal, like the blue hoops on a QPR shirt.

Newcastle United play in shirts with black and white stripes.


Hope this irreverency helped.

 
From News Discussion / Americant Airlines doesn't want you in the cabin
Posted 2 Jan 17 03:32
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And, by the way, when I said 'a George Michael', I wasn't referring to that unsavoury business in the public bogs with that copper.


Mark would never do that.

 
From News Discussion / Americant Airlines doesn't want you in the cabin
Posted 2 Jan 17 03:27
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One day, of course, he will 'do a George Michael', and TheSpoof.com will be left in limbo, if that isn't what has already happened.

What will we do at that point? Nobody will know, with any degree of certainty, what the problem with the unchanging pages is. Will we just keep posting?

I had to ask.

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 1 Jan 17 06:30
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Quote: victor nicholas

Monkey

I did see some pictures and cheeky graphics about this. What's the occasion for the makeover, was it your visit?






No, it wasn't, it was in preparation for the start of Hull 2017 UK City of Culture, which starts today, and lasts a whole year. Residents of the city, it's fair to say, are already "as sick as arseholes" over it, partly due to the bollards, and the constant reminder of money being wasted they represent.

I dreamt up a slogan, although I fear I'm already a bit late:

"Please visit Hull. We're desperate."



 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 31 Dec 16 01:36
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As you may remember, I was in Hull during November. The Council has been 'busy' giving the city centre 'a lick of paint' to hide reality. The main shopping areas have been cordoned off with orange and white bollards for over a year. Many businesses, who can ill afford it, have lost a lot of custom. The seemingly never-ending project has prompted a quick-witted and creative designer to start producing and selling a rather nice line of T-shirts bearing the message: "Hull, City of Culture 2017" and underneath this: "what a load of bollards".

Sums it up perfectly.

 
From News Discussion / Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape
Posted 30 Dec 16 12:08
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Did anyone notice, by the way, the unfortunate name the author of this story possesses? The author's name is Dixie Normous, but, said quickly, it could, quite reasonably be made to sound like 'Dick's enormous'.

Oh, how I chuckled at that.

I wonder if Mr Normous is aware of this.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:47
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Everlastingness: very excruciating, really long and, sometimes, tediously insipid nothingness granted NOBODY, especially Satan's sinners.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:33
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Nonsense or not, some expect nice, serene everlastingness.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:30
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Heaven: essentially, a very effective nonsense.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:28
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Length extended; now gigantic, thank heaven!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:09
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Eel extends length.

 
From News Discussion / Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:07
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Indeed it would, indeed it would.

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:03
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Do you mean Keith Richards, Erskin?

Yes, I'm sure he'll make it, although, one day, of course, he won't. When will that day be? This could be a new game - Celebrity Death Predictor. What thinkest thou?

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 29 Dec 16 15:16
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Christ! Now the game's up for the mum as well, which, although some people might think tragic, it's sort of 'fitting', if you know what I mean.


At the same time as all of these untimely celebrity passings, I'm now reading about ex-boxer Ricky Hatton who, try as he might, just couldn't get himself to die.

Now there's a tragedy.

Sort of.



 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 29 Dec 16 14:42
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There are still two days of 2016 remaining. Who else do readers think might not make it to 2017?


For those who do, I'd just like to remind everyone that Hull is the UK City of Culture 2017.

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 29 Dec 16 03:10
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Now her mother's at it!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Dec 16 03:04
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Dìstance is shorter than a normal conger eel.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Dec 16 03:01
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Sound of Underground negates distance.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Dec 16 02:55
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Yams are more-or-less sound.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Dec 16 23:59
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Wednesday (evening dinner): new exclusive serving doughnuts and yams.

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 28 Dec 16 01:00
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Was she the one who played the Wookie chap?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Dec 16 14:29
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Grin recklessly, injuring nephew.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Dec 16 01:27
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Yearning: exhibiting a 'real need' - I needlessly grin.

 
From News Discussion / Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape
Posted 26 Dec 16 02:36
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I'm kind of intrigued by the "Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt that makes you poop".

Might make an excellent gift.

 
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