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From News Discussion / Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas
Posted 19 Mar 14 07:14
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I haven't.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Mar 14 07:12
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Lounge often underused; neighbour's garage empty.

 
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Posted 15 Mar 14 01:36
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Sykes: your kindly English slapsticker.

 
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Posted 13 Mar 14 09:47
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Tweeted wearily, emailed excitedly, texted exhibiting disillusionment.

 
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Posted 12 Mar 14 08:46
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Forever or rather, eternally. Very exciting response!

 
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Posted 11 Mar 14 12:09
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Expedition: xylophone player/explorer disappears in thick ice of Norway.

 
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Posted 11 Mar 14 10:27
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Gone on new expedition.

 
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Posted 11 Mar 14 10:26
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Nothing offered tune-wise; he is now gone.

 
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Posted 10 Mar 14 10:47
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Young, old, underage - never grumble!

 
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Posted 10 Mar 14 10:46
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Nunnery usually needs nuns - especially really young!

 
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Posted 10 Mar 14 10:23
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Yugoslavian usually goes on somewhat. Like a Venezuelan in a nunnery.

 
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Posted 10 Mar 14 07:51
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No, this happens to be my mistake. And after all I've said in the past about people being careful to use the right word to start with! It must have been the technical nature of his offering!

Let me go back to where I should have come in, with Frank's Shangri-Las.

Shangri-Las: hotels accommodating new guests/ rural idyllic lands affording serenity.


And Jaggedone, it was 'novella' not 'novello'. Not that it matters now.

Again, profound apologies. Word is 'serenity'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Mar 14 09:57
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Quote: Frank Michaels

Oh well, was fun while it lasted





I don't understand.



Yarn: a racey novella.

 
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Posted 9 Mar 14 07:11
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Theatrically, Hamlet excited audiences. Tragic role is classic, and longest literary yarn.



Shakespeare's, that is.

 
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Posted 9 Mar 14 05:47
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Quote: Frank Michaels

Erskin,

I'll take your advice to heart and watch out for Monkey Woods... though I'm not sure exactly why.




I know why.



Tropicalis: relative of Pipidae, is clawed. Ancient Latin, I suspect.

 
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Posted 6 Mar 14 12:09
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I'd hoped you'd forgotten about those little urchins.





 
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Posted 6 Mar 14 09:26
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Quote: Jaggedone

Satirists, comedians, etc, make people laugh at themselves because ultimately we are all to blame for the misery in some way or another.




I resent this accusation, Jaggedone. I feel I am in no way responsible for the misery, and would ask you to make an immediate apology.

Thank you, and Merry Christmas.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Mar 14 09:22
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Skill? Killing is largely legal.

 
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Posted 4 Mar 14 11:08
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Rams are male sheep.

 
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Posted 4 Mar 14 11:07
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Slaughter lambs and ugly goats; hang turkeys, exterminate rams.






These are your orders for today.

 
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Posted 3 Mar 14 10:15
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I think that number is the spoofiest thing about the site. At one time, when it was first introduced, the numbers were in the hundreds of thousands.

Pay no attention.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Mar 14 10:12
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Emotions, mainly overt trepidation, in outrageously normal situations.

 
From News Discussion / English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight
Posted 1 Mar 14 01:40
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You should email me. We haven't had a chinwag for a bit.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 14 12:02
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Sir, I resign!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 14 12:02
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Stars take a risk, Sir.

 
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