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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 May 14 09:51
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Titilations in Tehran? I like 'Arabic titilations'; indeed, often need some.







I was genuinely pleased with this one.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 May 14 10:30
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Yowling or wailing? Life is noisy gala.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 May 14 04:09
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Noncontradict, (opposite: non-noncontradict): can only noncontradict the rules, as directed, if contradicted totally.



I think that clears the matter up.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 May 14 01:37
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Rishi: Indian scribe, hymn invoker.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 May 14 01:35
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Agathiyar: guru, authored Tamil hymns; is your average rishi.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 14 01:28
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Yogis, often gurus, indicating Siddha.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 May 14 05:35
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Nation: a terrible idea or notion.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 14 11:14
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Howler or wordy lapse? Erskin rumbled!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 14 11:11
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OK, I've waited several hours for the change, but am now going to assume you meant to say 'nough instead of 'enough'.

Which leads to:

'nough of unusual grammatical howler!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 14 04:14
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I cannot disagree with a single thing you said, Erskin.

Tally ho!

But how about the word 'enough'? I'll leave it for you to change, old chap.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 May 14 04:11
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Reported endlessly - plane on route to Ecuador disappeared.




I used the English version of the French en route, as I don't really know why we use the French version. If I am on my way from Hull to London, surely I am on a route from the first to the second. Discuss.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 May 14 04:07
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Fever! Every virus ever reported!

 
From News Discussion / Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials
Posted 6 May 14 04:15
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And the one about 'Text Walking' as an Olympic sport needs spreading far and wide as well - maybe even needs using as part of the school curriculum.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 May 14 04:09
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Spicy: particularly incendiary chillies. Yikes!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 11:16
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Names are meaningful, especially surnames!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:24
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Manhattan and New Hampshire are the tackiest American names!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:23
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Mayhem at Yonkers; hardly ever Manhattan!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:13
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Scrotum can rip off, to unmentionable mayhem.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:12
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Seeds, existing enigmatically down scrotum.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 03:08
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Skills, knowledge, intelligence: like little seeds.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Apr 14 12:11
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Saturates a tissue, usually rated as 'totally exceptional soak-up'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Apr 14 08:38
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Singing is not gargling ... is not gargling...











... to fade.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Apr 14 11:11
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Surrealism: unusually realistic romantic experience, and, later, I smelt mackerel.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Apr 14 10:35
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Slated, like a terrible entertainer - deservedly.

 
From News Discussion / Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese
Posted 18 Apr 14 05:48
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Sorry to keep putting this writer's offerings in here, but this is something that has often occurred to me, that, with Chinese tattoos, the artist could scrawl anything he liked on the customer's arm, and they would be oblivious as to the real meaning.

More tattoo artists like that, I say! Hurrah!

 
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