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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Apr 18 03:34
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Yachting: a complex hobby that involves 'no ground'.

 
From News Discussion / Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force
Posted 12 Apr 18 06:19
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Phillips denied the charge to league officials. “You don't need to investigate me,” said Phillips. “I’m not the Jedi you’re looking for. I can go about my business.”

The league announced shortly thereafter that it would not be investigating Phillips. “He can go about his business,” said the commissioner.




A lovely story. Top marks from me.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Apr 18 00:50
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Truly, Robert Urich loved yachting.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Apr 18 16:27
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'Exciting x-rated comedy' is totally innovative newgenre.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Apr 18 10:41
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Narrative a riveting read, and tale is very exciting.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Apr 18 03:58
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Of War and Peace:

Dramaturgically: Russian author moulded a tremendous, unique genius in crafting a long, lolloping yarn.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Apr 18 12:04
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Sex - especially x-rated!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Apr 18 12:03
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Nymphomaniacs? You may, perhaps, harbour overtly maniacal and narcissistic impulses, and crave sex.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Apr 18 12:42
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Union never involved overworked nightwatchman.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Apr 18 11:43
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You outlawed union.

 
From News Discussion / Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?
Posted 8 Apr 18 05:25
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I found myself nodding in agreement one minute, then I woke up and it was dark the next!

Personally, I think the Winter Olympics might be better suited to being staged every 8 years. Or 12.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Apr 18 05:18
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Sycophancy, you clumsy oaf! Pray, have a nap, could you?



Tuts.

 
From General Discussion / Haiku, anybody?
Posted 8 Apr 18 05:15
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Ha! Controversy!
Regarding number of 'on'
It'll end in tears!

 
From General Discussion / Haiku, anybody?
Posted 7 Apr 18 12:52
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Japanese poems
Not at all palindromic
Haiku is their name

 
From General Discussion / Pallindromes
Posted 7 Apr 18 12:42
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I see.

 
From General Discussion / Pallindromes
Posted 7 Apr 18 05:28
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I see.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 18 23:18
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Yodellers? Oh, dear! Erskin likes leaving Europe's 'rangey singers'!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 18 03:50
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Drivers raced in Volkswagens, exhibiting road safety.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 18 01:52
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Dastard: a surly term addressing racing drivers.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Nigeria Is A Funny Place!
Posted 6 Apr 18 00:33
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A Fear: Arab Mind

Or, probably more topically:

Arabian Framed

Regards,

Ada Brainframe
Oran

 
From News Discussion / Beauty Pageant Contestant From Algeria Cancels
Posted 5 Apr 18 13:33
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Yes, nothing to get upset about here.

The whole idea was to get things from 'a different angle', as I'm sure you've guessed. Of course, not being Moslem, I can't be sure that this fits the Moslem perspective on 'Beauty Contests', but I concentrated hard and used my imagination.

 
From News Discussion / Hull City Get Algeria Player Kamel Ghilas
Posted 5 Apr 18 13:26
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Quite.

 
From News Discussion / Hull City Get Algeria Player Kamel Ghilas
Posted 5 Apr 18 05:33
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Quote: Erskin Quint

OK MW, the game's up!


What game?

I can't go in the 'other room' because JO has got all upset. I don't want to be in there with him when he's like that. You never know what he might do.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Apr 18 15:00
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Clearly, you do not understand the game, Paxton. The word you must start with is 'Testicles', and you must then follow that with other words beginning with the letters e, s, t, i, c, l, e, and s. Like this:

Testicles, especially shaved testicles, I consider lustrous exotic stones.

 
From General Discussion / Quorn Again
Posted 4 Apr 18 14:51
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I believe the writer is an Algerian girl with a far-from-perfect command of the English language, but who can write well enough to be incisive on major issues. I also believe 'her stuff' was written at a time when Moslem people were the victims of a certain amount of racism themselves. I further believe that she may have been trying to 'redress the balance' of anti-Islamic sentiment that was normal back then.

Or I was.

One or the other.

 
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