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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Mar 14 11:41
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Eggs go green sometimes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Mar 14 11:38
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Quote: D P Whitehead

yodelling often deters eagles landing, likely illegally, near geese.



Very nice, that.

Eagle and goose lay eggs.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Mar 14 12:19
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Sonorously: otherwise 'noisily', orally raucous, or unusual sound-making, like yodelling.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Mar 14 08:26
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Youths, often uneducated, take heroine seriously.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Mar 14 08:17
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Yearly: "Every annus," raged Latin youths.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Mar 14 05:26
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Today: often daily. Annually: yearly.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Mar 14 07:11
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Hyperbole: 'yarnish', particularly exaggerated ramblings - broadening of literal emphasis.

 
From News Discussion / Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas
Posted 19 Mar 14 07:14
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I haven't.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Mar 14 07:12
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Lounge often underused; neighbour's garage empty.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Mar 14 01:36
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Sykes: your kindly English slapsticker.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Mar 14 09:47
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Tweeted wearily, emailed excitedly, texted exhibiting disillusionment.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Mar 14 08:46
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Forever or rather, eternally. Very exciting response!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Mar 14 12:09
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Expedition: xylophone player/explorer disappears in thick ice of Norway.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Mar 14 10:27
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Gone on new expedition.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Mar 14 10:26
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Nothing offered tune-wise; he is now gone.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Mar 14 10:47
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Young, old, underage - never grumble!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Mar 14 10:46
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Nunnery usually needs nuns - especially really young!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Mar 14 10:23
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Yugoslavian usually goes on somewhat. Like a Venezuelan in a nunnery.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Mar 14 07:51
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No, this happens to be my mistake. And after all I've said in the past about people being careful to use the right word to start with! It must have been the technical nature of his offering!

Let me go back to where I should have come in, with Frank's Shangri-Las.

Shangri-Las: hotels accommodating new guests/ rural idyllic lands affording serenity.


And Jaggedone, it was 'novella' not 'novello'. Not that it matters now.

Again, profound apologies. Word is 'serenity'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Mar 14 09:57
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Quote: Frank Michaels

Oh well, was fun while it lasted





I don't understand.



Yarn: a racey novella.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Mar 14 07:11
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Theatrically, Hamlet excited audiences. Tragic role is classic, and longest literary yarn.



Shakespeare's, that is.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Mar 14 05:47
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Quote: Frank Michaels

Erskin,

I'll take your advice to heart and watch out for Monkey Woods... though I'm not sure exactly why.




I know why.



Tropicalis: relative of Pipidae, is clawed. Ancient Latin, I suspect.

 
From General Discussion / 303 readers on board!
Posted 6 Mar 14 12:09
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I'd hoped you'd forgotten about those little urchins.





 
From General Discussion / 303 readers on board!
Posted 6 Mar 14 09:26
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Quote: Jaggedone

Satirists, comedians, etc, make people laugh at themselves because ultimately we are all to blame for the misery in some way or another.




I resent this accusation, Jaggedone. I feel I am in no way responsible for the misery, and would ask you to make an immediate apology.

Thank you, and Merry Christmas.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Mar 14 09:22
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Skill? Killing is largely legal.

 
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