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From News Discussion / Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father
Posted 16 Apr 14 06:23
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So beautifully put.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Apr 14 06:18
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Characteristic habits are rarely actual characteristic traits, except routines. It's seldom that I cough.

 
From News Discussion / Two University Students Engage in Complaint-Free Conversation
Posted 9 Apr 14 07:59
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Yes, a very lovely thing.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Apr 14 07:49
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Delicacies exist like 'ice cream and chocolate in elephant sperm'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Apr 14 11:48
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"Excelled?", Xavier cried. "Excelled? Looks like excellent dogshit!"

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Apr 14 09:24
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Nautilus: an underwater thing. I like underwater science.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Apr 14 01:35
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Nativity: a time, I venture, impossible to yell.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Apr 14 11:27
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Yokes, oxen know, enhance strength.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Apr 14 10:47
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Spellings produce error-ridden linguistic lapses in nightmare grammar scenarios.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Mar 14 12:12
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Guinea: uncivilised Indonesia, not Equatorial Africa!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Mar 14 08:24
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Gagging and grinning grotesquely in New Guinea.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Mar 14 11:41
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Eggs go green sometimes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Mar 14 11:38
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Quote: D P Whitehead

yodelling often deters eagles landing, likely illegally, near geese.



Very nice, that.

Eagle and goose lay eggs.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Mar 14 12:19
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Sonorously: otherwise 'noisily', orally raucous, or unusual sound-making, like yodelling.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Mar 14 08:26
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Youths, often uneducated, take heroine seriously.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Mar 14 08:17
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Yearly: "Every annus," raged Latin youths.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Mar 14 05:26
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Today: often daily. Annually: yearly.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Mar 14 07:11
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Hyperbole: 'yarnish', particularly exaggerated ramblings - broadening of literal emphasis.

 
From News Discussion / Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas
Posted 19 Mar 14 07:14
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I haven't.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Mar 14 07:12
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Lounge often underused; neighbour's garage empty.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Mar 14 01:36
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Sykes: your kindly English slapsticker.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Mar 14 09:47
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Tweeted wearily, emailed excitedly, texted exhibiting disillusionment.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Mar 14 08:46
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Forever or rather, eternally. Very exciting response!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Mar 14 12:09
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Expedition: xylophone player/explorer disappears in thick ice of Norway.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Mar 14 10:27
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Gone on new expedition.

 
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