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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:47
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Everlastingness: very excruciating, really long and, sometimes, tediously insipid nothingness granted NOBODY, especially Satan's sinners.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:33
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Nonsense or not, some expect nice, serene everlastingness.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:30
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Heaven: essentially, a very effective nonsense.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:28
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Length extended; now gigantic, thank heaven!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:09
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Eel extends length.

 
From News Discussion / Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:07
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Indeed it would, indeed it would.

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 30 Dec 16 02:03
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Do you mean Keith Richards, Erskin?

Yes, I'm sure he'll make it, although, one day, of course, he won't. When will that day be? This could be a new game - Celebrity Death Predictor. What thinkest thou?

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 29 Dec 16 15:16
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Christ! Now the game's up for the mum as well, which, although some people might think tragic, it's sort of 'fitting', if you know what I mean.


At the same time as all of these untimely celebrity passings, I'm now reading about ex-boxer Ricky Hatton who, try as he might, just couldn't get himself to die.

Now there's a tragedy.

Sort of.



 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 29 Dec 16 14:42
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There are still two days of 2016 remaining. Who else do readers think might not make it to 2017?


For those who do, I'd just like to remind everyone that Hull is the UK City of Culture 2017.

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 29 Dec 16 03:10
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Now her mother's at it!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Dec 16 03:04
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Dìstance is shorter than a normal conger eel.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Dec 16 03:01
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Sound of Underground negates distance.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Dec 16 02:55
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Yams are more-or-less sound.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Dec 16 23:59
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Wednesday (evening dinner): new exclusive serving doughnuts and yams.

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 28 Dec 16 01:00
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Was she the one who played the Wookie chap?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Dec 16 14:29
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Grin recklessly, injuring nephew.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Dec 16 01:27
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Yearning: exhibiting a 'real need' - I needlessly grin.

 
From News Discussion / Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape
Posted 26 Dec 16 02:36
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I'm kind of intrigued by the "Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt that makes you poop".

Might make an excellent gift.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Dec 16 01:39
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Utter? That's tetchy, Erskin! Really!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Dec 16 05:31
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Humility? Ugh! Meekness is loathsome, I thank you!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Dec 16 06:33
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Nauseating (alternatively unpleasant sickening); essentially, a tingling in nasty gut.

 
From General Discussion / Atilla the Hun
Posted 11 Dec 16 02:44
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I'd be careful, if I were you. The price for these rare artifacts seems rather low.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Dec 16 02:39
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Sickness in car? Kids nauseating entering service station.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Nov 16 14:19
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Not often tenacious.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Nov 16 10:08
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Milieu? I like insulting European Union.

 
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