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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jun 18 22:19
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Repulsive? Erskin, please utter less! Sugar is very edible.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jun 18 22:27
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Newlyweds? Every wedding, like yours, will end disastrously, sir!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jun 18 14:54
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Enlightenment? Now, look! I get how things enlighten! Newspapers, magazines enlighten. Not television!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jun 18 12:50
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Suitable, unless it takes a bit longer, everyone!



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jun 18 05:06
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Your sentence would have to have been using 'Llapwings', Jino, but we won't worry about it now...

Situations, if they're unconnected, are terribly intangible - obviously not suitable.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jun 18 23:14
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Small, maybe, although large 'lapwings'...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jun 18 00:47
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Now? Or when?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jun 18 00:47
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Tradition? Really? A dialect is tradition? I object now!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jun 18 07:31
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Pertinent: extremely relevant to information needed, especially New Testament.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jun 18 04:22
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Yes, I see you need some guidance on this tricky game, Jino.

If the last word of the sentence is 'sister', then the first word of the next entry must also be 'Sister'. The next words in the sentence should begin with 'i', 's', 't', 'e' and 'r' - that is, the rest of the letters in the word 'sister'.

Let me show you:

Sister is slag. That's emphatic rumour.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Jun 18 23:55
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'Libs'? It's bullshit, sister!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Jun 18 13:24
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Denuclearization: essentially 'nuclearization undone'. Can learned experts assess risks if zone's actual toxicity is obviously normal?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jun 18 07:58
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So, still 'tantrum', then.

Tantrum: a nasty temper rant, usually mad.

 
From News Discussion / Boy Spends Year in K-9 School
Posted 21 Jun 18 05:02
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An oldie-but-goodie.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jun 18 00:20
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Heart extracted after right tantrum.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Jun 18 14:00
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'Lithophones' is terribly hard! Often played harmoniously on Noel Edmonds' Swapshop.



And bollox to it, if that show was two words!




 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jun 18 12:55
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Speaking politely, exhibited a knowledge in new glockenspiels.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 18 23:58
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Diddled? I definitely desire 'light emitting diodes'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 18 09:54
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Usurper should usurp regal personage, ending reign.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 18 22:06
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Seriously, Erskin? Really? I often undermine superiors like you.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 18 12:26
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Steak to eat, and karaoke.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 18 22:58
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Shorts have orifices round the sides.


Pockets, I mean.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 18 14:43
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Slack, like Alice's cream knickers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 18 03:58
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Drawers round ankles when elastic rendered slack.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 18 11:01
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Works often - real kinky session!

 
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