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From News Discussion / Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs
Posted 19 Feb 14 10:04
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Oh, I was only pulling your leg, Jiminy! Say as much as you like! Or as little. Who cares? There's only a few of us left here, seeing as all those others just got up and walked out after that kerfuffle.



By the way, I hope you don't mind me asking, is that your real name - Jiminy?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 14 11:55
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Savouries are very ordinary unless roasted in enchalada sauce.





Whatever that is.

 
From News Discussion / Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs
Posted 17 Feb 14 12:15
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Could you be a little more specific, and expand on your viewpoint a bit?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Feb 14 11:47
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Salad at lunch - and dinner!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Feb 14 03:09
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SNARES: nabs, arrests, restricts; essentially snares.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Feb 14 10:00
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Drums - regularly unpitched, melodic snares.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Feb 14 10:38
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Quote: Erskin Quint

Stinks, this inflation: neo-Keynesian stagflation.




Neo-Keynesian, Erskin, should count only as the 'n', but we'll let it go.

JO, meanwhile, is, as you say, 'at it' again with his extremely creative 'letter re-orderings'.

I think it's that time of year, not long after Christmas, when everyone is feeling a bit jaded.



Stagflation, to a gentleman from London, a term indicating ongoing Neo-Keynesianism.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 14 06:39
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Magazine: also generalised as 'zine in news environments.

 
From General Discussion / Help needed
Posted 11 Feb 14 10:14
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When you first log-in, hit 'Go to Writer's Desk', then 'Spoof News'.

In 'Spoof News', you'll see (at the right) 'Add New Story'. Hit this. Write your story, then hit 'Add Story' at the bottom.

You then have to wait until another process is completed by people who are responsible for turning giant wheels at TheSpoof.com. This shouldn't take long, but if it takes more than two years, you know there is either a problem or a backlog.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Feb 14 10:05
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Y-fronts fray regularly - often near testicles - shocking!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Feb 14 10:12
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"Rubbish? Usually black bin," I say hastily.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 14 01:43
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Tyranny

Yearning, rearing,
Awnings nearing,
Nebulous -
Yawning.




Woods 2014





Quote: Erskin Quint

Yearning, earning:
awnings rearing;
nightlight's irridescence
numinously glaring.


Keats?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Feb 14 11:28
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Doomsday overtly offered men some delight and yearning.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 14 07:45
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Ratings are tosh. I never get success.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 14 09:46
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Scrotum: container (retainer) of testicles - under member.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 14 09:42
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Serious eczema rash is often under scrotum.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 14 05:18
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Ensues near Stockwell Underground escalator - serious!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 14 12:00
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Nose: olfactory sneezing ensues.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 14 11:55
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Yawn, and wipe nose.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 14 11:54
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Say, and yawn.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 14 07:26
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Narcotics? A rare case of transcendentalism, I could say.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 14 05:39
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Lust: utter sexual tension.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Feb 14 10:09
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Dead, essentially, as doornail.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Feb 14 05:25
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Gob on band.





As the punks used to do.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Feb 14 10:35
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Riding is definitely interesting - no galloping!

 
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