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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Sep 12 10:22
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Doughnuts, or usually, gingernuts, have nutty, unusual taste (slightly).



A bit of a cop-out with 'usually/unusually', but nobody's looking, JO!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Sep 12 08:30
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Ravaged: assaulted, violated, abused, emphatically damaged.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Sep 12 03:34
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Refuge: escape-place from - usually - grievous encounter.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Sep 12 02:00
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Exited Xanadu in terribly excited demeanour.

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 11 Sep 12 11:56
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Quote: IainB

Arse to Arse....I used to watch that.

It was rubbish.




It's only my opinion, but I think we should draw the line at phonetic similarities, Debbie.

That is, if I am correct, and you are referring to the Robert Wagner/Stefanie Powers gubbins...


Someone may have already mentioned this song in the preceding posts - I can't really be bothered to check - but I had a distinct fondness for the brilliant 1979-released Blondie single Arse of Glass, which went to number one in several countries.

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 11 Sep 12 08:39
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Yes, those I 'Heart' ... ideas are great, aren't they?

The fans of Scottish football giants Heart of Midlothian FC would be forced to wear those badges announcing:

I ARSE Arses



That would be a bit saucy.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Sep 12 03:47
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Elope (likely), or probably escape.

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 11 Sep 12 03:45
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Expand to literature?



Who could forget the brilliant Joseph Conrad novella Arse of Darkness?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Sep 12 03:49
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Sex again?


For poets, we could have had this 'meaningful' offering:

Sex, ex, x

but I'll plump, instead, for:

Sex excited xenophobe.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Sep 12 09:53
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Excitement: xylophones can initiate tremendous excitement, many enjoying nice tunes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Aug 12 03:49
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Guts: underneath the stomach.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Aug 12 04:01
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Quote: Jaggedone

saturation after terrible urinating remains a titilating incident or not?




Not overly taxing...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Aug 12 11:19
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Hematomacrosis: essentially malignant accumulation - that often means a critical rate of saturation - IRON SATURATION.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Aug 12 08:43
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Sisley, impressionist, sometime landscapist, exiled young.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Aug 12 11:26
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Barcelona: a rich Catalan equipe; likeable one-nil artistes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Aug 12 11:07
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Yugoslavia, uniformly gipsies or Serbs, like a virus in action.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Aug 12 03:43
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Sweden was, even Denmark, even Norway!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Aug 12 01:55
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Artifact: rare thing, in fact, a coveted thing.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Aug 12 09:33
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Dodo or dirty orangutan?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Aug 12 03:22
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Tossing or sucking? Should I notify gendarmes?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Aug 12 10:27
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Shouldn't that be 'Dostoevsky'? Never mind...

Dostojewski, old sod! The old Jew even wrote Solzhenitsyn's Karmic Implement

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Aug 12 03:32
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"Yahoo!", a "Hooray!" often orated.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Aug 12 13:42
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Suffers unpleasant freezing fog every ruddy Sunday!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Aug 12 03:24
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Good or, often, delicious.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jul 12 11:31
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X-rated ravishings are terribly entertaining, darling.

 
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