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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Mar 18 14:37
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Socialism - or communism - is a lie! I smell merde.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Mar 18 04:36
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Unguents: nice, gentle, universal elixirs. Now, they're soothing!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 11:49
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Dummy! Ursula might marry you.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 11:48
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Bird is real dummy.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 11:46
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Knob 'nobbled' over bird.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 11:41
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Sorry about this!

Wank a nine-inch knob.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 04:11
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Masturbation: a strenuous task, usually round bedtime, although this is optional now.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 04:09
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Dream 'real experience' amidst masturbation.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 04:08
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Died in ecstatic dream.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 04:07
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Septuagenarianhood: extremely peaceful time, unless a gentleman experienced nausea, and ran into a 'non-healthy habit', or, obviously, died.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Mar 18 04:04
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Obstreperous behaviour, similar to riotousness, extremely problematic. Example: really obstreperous, unruly strikers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Mar 18 14:09
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Katyuska asserted that you unashamedly skewered kangaroo's arse.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Mar 18 12:30
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Glued letter under editor's desk.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Mar 18 03:48
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Glasgow local arseholes sometimes gob out windows.

 
From News Discussion / Mel Gibson Arrested After Slinging Waffles in All-Night Pancake House
Posted 22 Mar 18 14:26
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Behave y'self, Lord Palmerston!

 
From General Discussion / Sideways Across Borneo
Posted 22 Mar 18 14:19
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I reproach it!
I mean, who plucks young nettles?

J. Constipate
Rochdale

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Mar 18 14:16
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Salisbury: a life in Soviet Bloc unnerved Russian yobboes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Mar 18 15:56
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Yakuza acquired kangaroo, useless zoo animal.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Mar 18 15:53
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Mark, might I suggest that you edit that, and insert the word 'ladyboy' before 'Yakuza'?



 
From News Discussion / Mel Gibson Arrested After Slinging Waffles in All-Night Pancake House
Posted 21 Mar 18 06:43
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I clicked on 'Random Story', and this delightful offering showed itself. I'd forgotten about Charpa93, which is disgraceful of me, after having read about Mel and his waffles.
This is what The Spoof used to be like before everyone started to write about Trump, just for the points.

Bring back irreverancy!

5 thumbs from me, Charpa93, you beautiful bastard!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Mar 18 04:35
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Transubstantiation: really a nonsense, spouted unbelievably by Sunday teachers amid New Testament ideology, and twats in 'old Naples'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Mar 18 13:17
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Nymphomania - you mangey parasites have only mingers and nymphs in America!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Mar 18 13:44
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'Exoneration', Erskin, not 'exonerate', old chap.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Mar 18 05:00
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Titillating is ... titillating is ... like lapping at titties in neighbour's greenhouse.




Quite proud of that.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Mar 18 04:59
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Effulges: fast, flowing, undulating light, gushing extremely speedily.

 
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