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From General Discussion / Maybe its because Im new
Posted 5 Jun 07 10:23
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I said "odd" not "totally distasteful", carina.

You and who work for the same company?

 
From General Discussion / Maybe its because Im new
Posted 5 Jun 07 07:27
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It's probably because it's not really decided yet, is it? Everybody's hoping that the very worst hasn't happened. I suppose, in a strange kind of way, you're very brave to write on the subject, not knowing how it's all going to turn out.

I had the same sort of feelings over the 'Bob Woolmer affair'. A bit dicey.

The last sentence was a bit odd, but anyway...

 
From General Discussion / How to overcome worry
Posted 4 Jun 07 15:59
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Really, Gnarly, he/she/it was only trying to help.

Yours gullibly,

MW

 
From General Discussion / How to overcome worry
Posted 4 Jun 07 15:04
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Yes, I see.

 
From General Discussion / Spoof Writers Conference
Posted 2 Jun 07 10:27
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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Oh and me name isn't really Jean, its John. Jean is just a pen name.


My real name isn't....aww... just forget it!

 
From General Discussion / Spoof Writers Conference
Posted 1 Jun 07 12:05
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I said I didn't think it was your sister.

She's a lot older. Could it be your mum?

 
From General Discussion / gay
Posted 31 May 07 13:38
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Wrong.

 
From General Discussion / Spoof Writers Conference
Posted 26 May 07 16:43
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It's not Cal's sister.

I don't think so anyway.

 
From General Discussion / Spoof Writers Conference
Posted 25 May 07 17:43
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I know a nice girl, but that's another story!

 
From General Discussion / Spoof Writers Conference
Posted 25 May 07 14:57
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Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll meet you at the corner near the grocery store on Saturday.

Half past one sharp. Don't be late. You won't get a second chance, Jean.

 
From General Discussion / Funny real news
Posted 4 May 07 09:36
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The Boeing 737 stuck in city road


A spoof that doesn't need any more spoofery...

 
From General Discussion / If I Faked It
Posted 30 Apr 07 14:45
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Cover your head just in case the urn blows up.

 
From General Discussion / I just wasted a whole afternoon
Posted 20 Apr 07 07:58
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Why, thank you.

 
From General Discussion / I just wasted a whole afternoon
Posted 19 Apr 07 14:46
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^ You are today's featured writer, Hull lad! Congratulatories!

 
From General Discussion / Cultural differences
Posted 16 Apr 07 16:21
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I prefer www.thespoof.com to www.thespunk.com any day.

Then again, everybody is entitled to their own opinion.

 
From General Discussion / Anyone see Coronation Street last night?
Posted 16 Apr 07 14:30
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Harry Hill is funny. He used to be a doctor, I think.

 
From General Discussion / Did Doug McClure fake his own death?
Posted 2 Apr 07 17:18
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C'mon, J-man! He's always blowing his own trumpet!







(Message to Breeze: this was a cheap joke at your expense. Don't respond in kind. I may be hurt.)




 
From General Discussion / Did Doug McClure fake his own death?
Posted 2 Apr 07 15:33
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Man, I lived there for three years, and not one Breeze blew through it.

 
From General Discussion / Did Doug McClure fake his own death?
Posted 2 Apr 07 12:58
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Quote: Breeze



My last story was written while I was being orally pleasured by a Thai prostitute.



In Belfast?

 
From General Discussion / Did Doug McClure fake his own death?
Posted 31 Mar 07 09:50
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Quote: queen mudder



Because on the Spoof's own Richter Scale of the downright disgusting, offensive, disgraceful, silly, despicable, nauseating, vile, preposterous, filthy, appalling, decadent, tasteless, immoral, horrific, perverted, gratuitously shocking, disrespectful, outrageous, contemptible, depraved, horrendous, stomach-churning, facetious, sarcastic, reprehensible, moronic, scurrillous, hideous, irreverend, foul, abominable, beastly, cloying, creepy, hateful, frightful, ghastly, gross, gruesome, loathsome, lousy, macabre, monstrous, nasty, objectionable, obnoxious, odious, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rotten, scandalous, shocking, sleazy, stinking, vile, vulgar, abhorrent, atrocious, awful, base, beastly, cursed, deplorable, execrable, grim, heinous, hellish, lousy, terrible, and wretched,

Monkey's Woolmer story scored a mid-range 5.5 out of 10.

qm



I know ma'am.

Clearly I need to knuckle down and start taking this "downright disgusting" thing a lot more seriously.

A message to Boakl though. I think the story was moderately funny, and I urge you to read the ones from 19th and 21st March as well.
I remember Bob Woolmer as a player, and, as Chief Superintendent Ckaka Demus said:

"I really loved Bob Woolmer".

Please send these messages as 'hatemail' to me as a PM next time. I hear they're becoming collectibles.

 
From General Discussion / Did Doug McClure fake his own death?
Posted 30 Mar 07 14:50
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J-man, this is preposterous!

You can't have been with Elvis this morning because he swung by my house for a cup of tea, about 10 o'clock.


Or is that something to do with the different time zones?

 
From General Discussion / Possible plagiarism in TheSpoof?
Posted 17 Mar 07 11:09
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You're not suggesting I'm rude, are you, Buck?

 
From General Discussion / Possible plagiarism in TheSpoof?
Posted 16 Mar 07 17:26
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Did anybody read all that?

 
From General Discussion / Misheard lyrics
Posted 8 Mar 07 14:38
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We need to talk about your taste in music, Mark.

 
From General Discussion / I got rumbled at work
Posted 8 Mar 07 13:55
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"Rumbled"? Not familiar with this idiom. Does this mean something like 'constipated' since your output may be reduced? Or, does it mean something like 'screwed' or 'raped' and now you're just too sore to put out?

To help me understand, please advise.

Gnarly


Rumbled. grassed-up, spragged-on

One of the 'managers' discovered that I was using company property (and time) to send stories to The Spoof.

I was informed that I must not do this anymore.

 
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