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From General Discussion / Gay Chubby Dating
Posted 15 Jun 08 20:20
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I just posted a story, and noticed that there was an advert down the right hand side for "Gay Chubby Dating - Join 100% free" and a picture of one of the writers on here.

What's this all about? Do the admin know about this? I know it's now 1940 and everything, but this is totally unacceptable.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Marries Pig
Posted 15 Jun 08 16:15
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I want it known that I am not Jesus Budda, but that Jesus Budda is, in fact, Jenny Bigtits.

The initials are a giveaway, and I'm surprised that nobody realised before now.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Marries Pig
Posted 15 Jun 08 00:09
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If only you knew about the other monikers...

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Marries Pig
Posted 14 Jun 08 23:12
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Thanks, JB. Your appreciation is always appreciated.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Marries Pig
Posted 14 Jun 08 23:04
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And finally, here's the follow-up:

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i36962

Sorry it took so long.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Marries Pig
Posted 14 Jun 08 22:10
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Hadn't thought of the honeymoon angle. I'll get on it.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Marries Pig
Posted 14 Jun 08 21:51
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I saw it, Jimbo. It was a jolly good drubbing for those French fellows, wasn't it?

Oh, sorry, am I allowed to join in this conversation? I don't want to be rude or anything.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Marries Pig
Posted 14 Jun 08 14:35
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Hey, you lot! You're supposed to be discussing the story, not gossiping over the garden fence.

 
From News Discussion / Al-Qaeda Dossier Lost On Train Is Handed Over To Rightful Owners
Posted 14 Jun 08 09:30
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I don't think this story is too unrealistic, is it?

You do get these old blokes who just want to do the right thing, you know.

 
From News Discussion / Amy Winehouse Is Amy Winehouse
Posted 13 Jun 08 16:28
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Oh, the mundanity. Actually sounds like a drunken rant.

"...and definitely the ugliest..."

Brilliant. 5 stars

 
From News Discussion / Amy Winehouse and Pete Docherty Filmed Snorting Baby Mice
Posted 13 Jun 08 15:50
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Not convinced until the last sentence, but that really did it!

5 stars

 
From News Discussion / Terrorist Dolphins Thwarted
Posted 12 Jun 08 09:37
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I certainly do!

 
From General Discussion / Clunky shoes
Posted 11 Jun 08 16:37
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What are they? What make, I mean.

 
From News Discussion / Terrorist Dolphins Thwarted
Posted 11 Jun 08 16:19
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I liked this one better than my own dolphin story!

 
From News Discussion / Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Attempt To Score Points
Posted 11 Jun 08 16:01
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I don't know whether to be elated or insulted, Mark.

I'll mull it over tonight whilst the points are accumulating.

 
From General Discussion / What does Carina Eta look like?
Posted 9 Jun 08 17:15
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Here are her legs:

Carina's legs

A taster is always best.

 
From News Discussion / Chelsea Close In On Big Phil
Posted 9 Jun 08 09:17
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That's why I'm here to keep reminding you of it.



 
From News Discussion / Bradford And Bingley Crisis: Latest
Posted 7 Jun 08 11:31
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Whoa! This story has suddenly gone berserk today!

 
From News Discussion / Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'
Posted 7 Jun 08 09:14
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What photos? What website?

 
From News Discussion / Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'
Posted 6 Jun 08 09:30
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Gordon, I know you purport to be a fan of mine, but I have a bone to pick with you.

From your commeny above, I know you read my story about Dwain Chambers third leg, but it is disappointing to see that you didn't rate the piece. I know this, because, as at 9.27am today, the 6th June 2008, that story only has 5 stars from 1 rating, a rating I awarded myself yesterday!

If you don't mind me saying so, I find this despicable, and would urge you to give the story, and all of my others, an immediate 5-star rating to placate me. Otherwise, I will be forced to feel miserable that my only true supporter in this madhouse has now deserted me and has obviously 'found someone else'.

Please help me.

PS. Don't tell anyone else we had this conversation.

 
From News Discussion / Kenwynne Jones Breaks Dreadlock
Posted 4 Jun 08 16:33
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Is your wife free this Friday evening...say...11pm?

By the way, she's not a beast is she? I detest women that look likes beasts. Tell me she's not a beast.

I may have to write a story about your wife being a beast.

 
From News Discussion / Kenwynne Jones Breaks Dreadlock
Posted 4 Jun 08 09:08
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What about www.gordonswifesgash.com ?

It's got a ring to it

 
From News Discussion / Shergar Found After Royal Mail Issues Horse Stamps
Posted 3 Jun 08 11:24
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Awwwwwwwwww mum!

Can I have a bun after it?

 
From News Discussion / Kenwynne Jones Breaks Dreadlock
Posted 3 Jun 08 10:10
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No, you're right, Gordon. It was a thoughtless piece of 'junk journalism'. I apologise unreservedly to you, your wife and to Kenwynne Jones.

I want to take this opportunity to say "Sorry" to all the people I have upset whilst I 've been writing on The Spoof; all the Muslims, blacks, whites, Chavs, gays, lesbians, weirdos, Manchester United fans, Chelsea fans, Arsenal fans, Liverpool fans, even Bristol City fans. Terrorists, too, and murderers, rapists, criminals in general, Simon Cockle, Duncan Whitehead, Dolly Blackhead, and, most of all, Tiki Murphy, that fat, ugly bitch.

I apologise to you all, and hope that none of you have been too offended that you won't give me 5 stars for all of my stories, and carry me to the top of the charts.

Once again, I'm sorry.

PS. Gordon, does your wife wear crotchless knickers?

 
From News Discussion / Shergar Found After Royal Mail Issues Horse Stamps
Posted 3 Jun 08 09:54
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Brilliant!

Did I forget to tell you all, Carina-eta is my mum?

 
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