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From News Discussion / Hull City Get Algeria Player Kamel Ghilas
Posted 5 Apr 18 05:33
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Quote: Erskin Quint

OK MW, the game's up!


What game?

I can't go in the 'other room' because JO has got all upset. I don't want to be in there with him when he's like that. You never know what he might do.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Apr 18 15:00
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Clearly, you do not understand the game, Paxton. The word you must start with is 'Testicles', and you must then follow that with other words beginning with the letters e, s, t, i, c, l, e, and s. Like this:

Testicles, especially shaved testicles, I consider lustrous exotic stones.

 
From General Discussion / Quorn Again
Posted 4 Apr 18 14:51
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I believe the writer is an Algerian girl with a far-from-perfect command of the English language, but who can write well enough to be incisive on major issues. I also believe 'her stuff' was written at a time when Moslem people were the victims of a certain amount of racism themselves. I further believe that she may have been trying to 'redress the balance' of anti-Islamic sentiment that was normal back then.

Or I was.

One or the other.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Apr 18 12:05
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Shot hit Osgood's testicles.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Apr 18 12:03
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Goals or a late shot.

 
From General Discussion / Quorn Again
Posted 4 Apr 18 11:58
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How do we do the transaction?

Like a bank transfer?

And thanks, JO! This means SO much to me! Please don't tell anybody though!

 
From News Discussion / Burqas Fashion Hit For European Infidels
Posted 4 Apr 18 00:50
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I've seen one or two in Hull, but, on balance, you're probably right.

The one about Pamela Anderson is good though, especially when the hotel manager gets involved...

 
From General Discussion / Quorn Again
Posted 4 Apr 18 00:42
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So, is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?

Thing is, I'm usually a very decisive person, but I'm finding it increasingly difficult to decise - yes, I said "decise" - on the audience which would be most beneficial for me to gain enough Spoofpoints to overhaul both Jaggedone and Gail.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Yours despairingly

John Points
Stroud

 
From General Discussion / Quorn Again
Posted 4 Apr 18 00:42
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So, is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?

Thing is, I'm usually a very decisive person, but I'm finding it increasingly difficult to decise - yes, I said "decise" - on the audience which would be most beneficial for me to gain enough Spoofpoints to overhaul both Jaggedone and Gail.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Yours despairingly

John Points
Stroud

 
From Magazine Discussion / Nigeria Is A Funny Place!
Posted 3 Apr 18 14:36
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What I want to know is, how did my previous comment get posted twice?

I only meant to say it once, and am offended that I now come across as the sort of person who likes to repeat everything he says in order to get people's attention.

To get people's attention.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Apr 18 14:30
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Regicide: exceptionally grim incident concerning iffy double execution.

 
From General Discussion / Quorn Again
Posted 3 Apr 18 14:23
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Sir,

On the same subject, I should respectfully like to enquire about the 'audience choices' one is permitted to select when publishing a new news story or magazine article. The choices are US or UK. Does this mean that, if I were to select 'US' that only readers in the US would see the story, and that my 'fans' in the UK and around the rest of the world would miss out?

I could not bear this, despite the fact that I am desperate for points, hoping, as I am, to overtake Gail Farrelly in this lifetime.

Please help!

Wonkey Moods
Witsend



 
From Magazine Discussion / Nigeria Is A Funny Place!
Posted 2 Apr 18 11:57
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This, I believe, was before the 'Approval System' was discovered.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Nigeria Is A Funny Place!
Posted 2 Apr 18 11:56
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This, I believe, was before the 'Approval System' was discovered.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Apr 18 04:15
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You old usurper!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Apr 18 04:15
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Thank you, sir.


Gynaecologically, you need an emergency check-up or, logically, 'organ grafting'. I can also leisurely lick you.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Nigeria Is A Funny Place!
Posted 1 Apr 18 12:47
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The door of opportunity has been swinging on its small hinges long enough now.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Apr 18 06:34
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"Oxen?" xylophonist enquired. "Never!"

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Apr 18 06:33
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Yoko Ono kisses oxen.






Take it from me.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Apr 18 06:25
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Explosively, xylophonist played lots of songs, I venture, eerily like Yoko.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Mar 18 14:37
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Socialism - or communism - is a lie! I smell merde.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Mar 18 04:36
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Unguents: nice, gentle, universal elixirs. Now, they're soothing!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 11:49
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Dummy! Ursula might marry you.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 11:48
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Bird is real dummy.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 11:46
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Knob 'nobbled' over bird.

 
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