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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Apr 15 10:08
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Rats and trash, shitface!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Apr 15 10:07
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Sewer: effluence, water, excrement, rats.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Apr 15 01:02
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For 'Xenophobia', I was going to write

Xenophobia: English niggers or Pakis have overt bias in Acton.

But you beat me to it, so I'll go with this one.


Arseholes really smell, eh? Holy orifice like eternal sewer.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Apr 15 06:23
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Expeditions - Xanadu, perhaps, excepted: 'drives' in the ice or Northern snows.

 
From News Discussion / Interview With UK Prime Minister David Cameron
Posted 23 Mar 15 06:51
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Look at the caption picture, and then ask yourself what his answer to question 7 might have been.



Smarmy doesn't quite do it.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Mar 15 06:47
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Liverpool is vibrant, exceptionally raucous, particularly ostentatious, often loud.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Mar 15 09:37
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Dull: unequivocally like Liverpool.

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Funny Writers
Posted 21 Mar 15 01:02
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I think you'll find that's 'Erskin'.


Sorry to be pedantic.

 
From News Discussion / Man Threatens To Call Police After Claiming Someone Stole His 'Joke'
Posted 18 Mar 15 05:35
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The Sheriff of Sniggers.



Funny man, old Dunc!

 
From News Discussion / Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill
Posted 17 Mar 15 05:39
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Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave, Written by Himself.

Dunc, have you read this? I've just finished it. Illuminating.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Mar 15 09:57
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Scopophiliacs can only prevent 'oral performances' happening if ladies issues aren't correctly screened.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Mar 15 01:41
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Restricted! Essentially, Sir, the roof is corrugated, the entrance dangerous!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Mar 15 01:39
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Shed had eerie-looking door.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Mar 15 07:22
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Evangelists vary, and now give enlightening lectures in sensuous temple surroundings.



...or so I've been told.

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 4 Mar 15 07:19
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Quote: D P Whitehead

I go back and read something I wrote and shake my head and think... "utter crap".




Great thinks mind alike.



Quote: DP Whitehead

I get paid $1 for every point I have;




Only a dollar?

You should try writing a book, Sir!





 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 15 04:56
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Auntie Jean doesn't understand. I'll do 'mental'



Mental: exceptionally nutty. That and 'loco'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Feb 15 01:11
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sequiturs: eductions, quite uniform inferences that unusually represent solipsism.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jan 15 04:50
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Notice occasional 'typos' in clerical errors.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Dec 14 12:19
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Scenarios clearly entertain numpties, and routinely interest ogling Shakesperians.


...and all the very best, festively speaking, to you, Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Dec 14 14:00
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Uniform: nice if fluffy, old red mittens.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Dec 14 13:55
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You ordered uniform.

 
From General Discussion / Fake news stories about Ferguson
Posted 3 Dec 14 15:46
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Yes, it's all a bit tetchy at the moment, isn't it, Skoob?

my last Ferguson story



 
From News Discussion / Ebola Virus Can Be Transmitted Through Internet Warns Hospital Worker
Posted 23 Nov 14 09:29
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Ah, yes, a lovely story.

500 stars.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Nov 14 06:32
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Sensibility (essentially nonsensical sense) is bloody imbecilic, lad, I tell you!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Oct 14 05:45
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Seafront: essentially, a frontage, regularly of 'nice terrain'.

 
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