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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 May 14 12:00
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"Groin" regularly overused - it's "nuts"!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 May 14 10:00
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Passion, a sordid sensation, is often nurtured.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 May 14 09:26
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Scenarios Coleridge envisaged, now are regular, if on Scafell.

 
From News Discussion / Halal tap water causes outrage
Posted 14 May 14 10:03
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I tried to give it 5 thumbs, but a message came up:

You have already rated this story, you wanker.


I hadn't, and now haven't. What is the world coming to?

 
From News Discussion / Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo
Posted 14 May 14 09:58
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You're all too kind. Well, not 'too' kind, but kind of kind.

Oh, you know what I mean, you big softies!




Shame the story wasn't made up...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 May 14 09:51
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Titilations in Tehran? I like 'Arabic titilations'; indeed, often need some.







I was genuinely pleased with this one.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 May 14 10:30
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Yowling or wailing? Life is noisy gala.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 May 14 04:09
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Noncontradict, (opposite: non-noncontradict): can only noncontradict the rules, as directed, if contradicted totally.



I think that clears the matter up.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 May 14 01:37
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Rishi: Indian scribe, hymn invoker.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 May 14 01:35
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Agathiyar: guru, authored Tamil hymns; is your average rishi.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 14 01:28
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Yogis, often gurus, indicating Siddha.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 May 14 05:35
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Nation: a terrible idea or notion.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 14 11:14
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Howler or wordy lapse? Erskin rumbled!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 14 11:11
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OK, I've waited several hours for the change, but am now going to assume you meant to say 'nough instead of 'enough'.

Which leads to:

'nough of unusual grammatical howler!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 14 04:14
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I cannot disagree with a single thing you said, Erskin.

Tally ho!

But how about the word 'enough'? I'll leave it for you to change, old chap.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 May 14 04:11
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Reported endlessly - plane on route to Ecuador disappeared.




I used the English version of the French en route, as I don't really know why we use the French version. If I am on my way from Hull to London, surely I am on a route from the first to the second. Discuss.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 May 14 04:07
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Fever! Every virus ever reported!

 
From News Discussion / Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials
Posted 6 May 14 04:15
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And the one about 'Text Walking' as an Olympic sport needs spreading far and wide as well - maybe even needs using as part of the school curriculum.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 May 14 04:09
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Spicy: particularly incendiary chillies. Yikes!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 11:16
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Names are meaningful, especially surnames!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:24
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Manhattan and New Hampshire are the tackiest American names!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:23
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Mayhem at Yonkers; hardly ever Manhattan!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:13
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Scrotum can rip off, to unmentionable mayhem.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:12
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Seeds, existing enigmatically down scrotum.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 03:08
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Skills, knowledge, intelligence: like little seeds.

 
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