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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Jul 18 22:13
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Sales always lack 'expensive socks'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Jul 18 13:59
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Offal for fellows and ladies.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Jul 18 04:59
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Sorry, I just beat you to it by nearly three-and-a-half hours.

You-know-who often unloaded knowledgeless nonsense on writers who hated offal.

 
From News Discussion / Trump and Putin Play Mini Golf in Helsinki
Posted 18 Jul 18 22:16
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He does it again!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jul 18 22:11
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Damselfly, a moronic, self-promoting, egotistical little fucker, like you-know-who.


Me, that is...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jul 18 00:19
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Daytime as you thought, is meaningless, Erskin.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jul 18 10:35
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Liaisons, I always insist, start on November second.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jul 18 00:43
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Miso is so oriental.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jul 18 22:43
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Heat examples are topical!

 
From General Discussion / Free Tony Robinson
Posted 15 Jul 18 04:18
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Please publish it as a story.

I already tried, and failed, with my Tom Robinson thing. Now it's over to you.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jul 18 12:45
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Neighbour, eh? I get how 'Bard' offered usual rubbish.

 
From News Discussion / American Guy Tries to Act Like He Knows A Lot About Soccer
Posted 14 Jul 18 03:41
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Quote: Dave Henry

Like they always say, you can never be middle enough.




Ah, tha can seh that agen, flowah!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jul 18 03:36
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Jino, I'll just refer you to this:


Quote: Monkey Woods

Earth - a rotating terrestrial hovel.


I'll do 'leaving'.

Leaving early after violence in neighbour's garden.

 
From News Discussion / American Guy Tries to Act Like He Knows A Lot About Soccer
Posted 14 Jul 18 00:00
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I think it was just a case of the England midfielders were not running middle enough, and the Croatian players were kicking the ball really hard.

I, like Tom, was gutted.

 
From News Discussion / American Guy Tries to Act Like He Knows A Lot About Soccer
Posted 13 Jul 18 10:52
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Sublime.

Without wanting to get too carried away, I wanted to bathe in this story.

5

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jul 18 04:02
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Earth - a rotating terrestrial hovel.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jul 18 22:39
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Carina or Jino?


Neptune: eighth planet; twinned - Uranus, not Earth.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jul 18 13:38
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Tapioca - a pudding? I often crave aniseed.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jul 18 03:44
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Insufficient (not sufficient) - usually far from it! Could insufficiency explain 'no tapioca'?


Make of that what you will.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Jul 18 22:20
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Delivery England lacked indicates very early return, Yuri.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Jul 18 14:22
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Window is not door - open wide!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Jul 18 14:20
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Slideshow like ice display extravaganza - should have opened window.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jul 18 04:17
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Sides? I doubt 'eight sides'!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jul 18 04:16
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Shapes? Has a 'pentagon' eight sides?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jul 18 04:14
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Yarbles are really bollox, literally 'egg shapes'.

 
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