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From News Discussion / Man Threatens To Call Police After Claiming Someone Stole His 'Joke'
Posted 18 Mar 15 05:35
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The Sheriff of Sniggers.



Funny man, old Dunc!

 
From News Discussion / Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill
Posted 17 Mar 15 05:39
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Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave, Written by Himself.

Dunc, have you read this? I've just finished it. Illuminating.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Mar 15 09:57
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Scopophiliacs can only prevent 'oral performances' happening if ladies issues aren't correctly screened.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Mar 15 01:41
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Restricted! Essentially, Sir, the roof is corrugated, the entrance dangerous!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Mar 15 01:39
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Shed had eerie-looking door.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Mar 15 07:22
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Evangelists vary, and now give enlightening lectures in sensuous temple surroundings.



...or so I've been told.

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 4 Mar 15 07:19
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Quote: D P Whitehead

I go back and read something I wrote and shake my head and think... "utter crap".




Great thinks mind alike.



Quote: DP Whitehead

I get paid $1 for every point I have;




Only a dollar?

You should try writing a book, Sir!





 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 15 04:56
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Auntie Jean doesn't understand. I'll do 'mental'



Mental: exceptionally nutty. That and 'loco'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Feb 15 01:11
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sequiturs: eductions, quite uniform inferences that unusually represent solipsism.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jan 15 04:50
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Notice occasional 'typos' in clerical errors.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Dec 14 12:19
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Scenarios clearly entertain numpties, and routinely interest ogling Shakesperians.


...and all the very best, festively speaking, to you, Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Dec 14 14:00
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Uniform: nice if fluffy, old red mittens.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Dec 14 13:55
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You ordered uniform.

 
From General Discussion / Fake news stories about Ferguson
Posted 3 Dec 14 15:46
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Yes, it's all a bit tetchy at the moment, isn't it, Skoob?

my last Ferguson story



 
From News Discussion / Ebola Virus Can Be Transmitted Through Internet Warns Hospital Worker
Posted 23 Nov 14 09:29
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Ah, yes, a lovely story.

500 stars.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Nov 14 06:32
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Sensibility (essentially nonsensical sense) is bloody imbecilic, lad, I tell you!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Oct 14 05:45
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Seafront: essentially, a frontage, regularly of 'nice terrain'.

 
From News Discussion / Florida Man Leaves Big Tip Then Tells Everyone About It So They Think He Is Awesome
Posted 2 Oct 14 05:11
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A lovely true story, to be sure.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Oct 14 05:10
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Lollipops, or 'licking lollies', is popular on Portsmouth seafront.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Sep 14 06:36
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Yawping: a weird practice, is nicely guttural.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Aug 14 05:55
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Sectors - Eastern, critically - tracked on radar screen.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Aug 14 09:32
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Devil: evil, vile, I learn.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Aug 14 09:30
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God, or devil?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jul 14 07:43
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Global like orb, balls and like.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jun 14 10:50
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Sucking udders, cows know, is normally glorious.

 
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