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From News Discussion / Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo
Posted 5 Jun 14 10:10
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There has been some 'additional traffic', but after the enormous effort needed to hatch the thing in the first place, and the subsequent embarrassment endured when people heckled me in the street over me Big Shit, I think it deserves to Go Global.




Hang on, just got to go to the toilet....

 
From News Discussion / Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo
Posted 3 Jun 14 12:45
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Quote: D P Whitehead

Fantastic - tweeted - shared etc etc - expect this to go viral.....well, at least 1,000 views....



I wish to complain. Despite DPW's expectations, this story has so far been viewed just 447 times.

I want my money back.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jun 14 12:42
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Acid! Can I drink?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 May 14 14:33
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Nonsense or 'no sense'? Essentially, not sensible English.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 May 14 14:29
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Again? God almighty! Interminable nonsense!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 May 14 09:28
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Good, or otherwise, dimwit!






Not you personally, of course.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 May 14 12:00
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"Groin" regularly overused - it's "nuts"!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 May 14 10:00
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Passion, a sordid sensation, is often nurtured.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 May 14 09:26
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Scenarios Coleridge envisaged, now are regular, if on Scafell.

 
From News Discussion / Halal tap water causes outrage
Posted 14 May 14 10:03
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I tried to give it 5 thumbs, but a message came up:

You have already rated this story, you wanker.


I hadn't, and now haven't. What is the world coming to?

 
From News Discussion / Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo
Posted 14 May 14 09:58
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You're all too kind. Well, not 'too' kind, but kind of kind.

Oh, you know what I mean, you big softies!




Shame the story wasn't made up...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 May 14 09:51
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Titilations in Tehran? I like 'Arabic titilations'; indeed, often need some.







I was genuinely pleased with this one.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 May 14 10:30
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Yowling or wailing? Life is noisy gala.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 May 14 04:09
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Noncontradict, (opposite: non-noncontradict): can only noncontradict the rules, as directed, if contradicted totally.



I think that clears the matter up.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 May 14 01:37
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Rishi: Indian scribe, hymn invoker.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 May 14 01:35
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Agathiyar: guru, authored Tamil hymns; is your average rishi.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 14 01:28
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Yogis, often gurus, indicating Siddha.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 May 14 05:35
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Nation: a terrible idea or notion.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 14 11:14
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Howler or wordy lapse? Erskin rumbled!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 14 11:11
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OK, I've waited several hours for the change, but am now going to assume you meant to say 'nough instead of 'enough'.

Which leads to:

'nough of unusual grammatical howler!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 14 04:14
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I cannot disagree with a single thing you said, Erskin.

Tally ho!

But how about the word 'enough'? I'll leave it for you to change, old chap.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 May 14 04:11
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Reported endlessly - plane on route to Ecuador disappeared.




I used the English version of the French en route, as I don't really know why we use the French version. If I am on my way from Hull to London, surely I am on a route from the first to the second. Discuss.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 May 14 04:07
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Fever! Every virus ever reported!

 
From News Discussion / Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials
Posted 6 May 14 04:15
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And the one about 'Text Walking' as an Olympic sport needs spreading far and wide as well - maybe even needs using as part of the school curriculum.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 May 14 04:09
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Spicy: particularly incendiary chillies. Yikes!

 
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