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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Dec 12 03:20
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Existence: Xmas is somewhat tiresome, enduring Noelistic Christmas event

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Dec 12 05:23
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Estate (sink). That's a terrible existence.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Dec 12 00:49
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Architecture: realty created haughtily, I think. Exceptionally creative tackiness - usually real estate.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Dec 12 05:52
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Sectarians, especially Clansmen, that are regularly in a nervous state.

 
From General Discussion / The Gang Of Four
Posted 10 Dec 12 05:50
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Quote: victor nicholas

I thought you were a George Formby fan Monkey






You know what Thought did...

 
From General Discussion / The Gang Of Four
Posted 9 Dec 12 01:52
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Quote: Clive Danton

No twas merely a little affectionate dig at the four sparkling heroes who dubbed me a racist and rather bravely went behind my Caucasian back and told the editor in chief of my infamy.




Oh, I am sorry about that. You must have been really upset.


Quote: Clive Danton

The gentle xenophobic gag at the end was an afterthought and all my own work, in case anybody wishes to consider leagal redress.




There's a lot to be said for gentleness.

Some would even say it is what makes you a gentleman.


Anyone listened to the Gang Of Four?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Dec 12 01:43
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Euphrates: unmistakably Persian; historical river. Also Tigris, entering Syria.

 
From General Discussion / The Gang Of Four
Posted 7 Dec 12 06:53
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I opened on this thread because I thought you were referring to the band of the same name, which would have been such an incredible coincidence, as I have been playing their back catalogue for a fortnight now.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Dec 12 09:21
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Categories are, technically, exclusive groups or, rather, independent entities, subgroups.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Dec 12 11:10
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Neurotics, erotics, unusual robotics or the insane clinical schizophrenic.




Don't really know what this means.

 
From General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures
Posted 30 Nov 12 10:42
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Quote: Francois Dubois, S.J.

Burning ants with a magnifying glass on a bright summer's day.






I hear ye, Frank.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Nov 12 10:39
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Disabled invalid suffered a broken leg entering decathlon.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Nov 12 01:39
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Tense, excited, nervous system enabled.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Nov 12 09:50
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Tonight, on Nintendo, I got highly tense.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Nov 12 05:07
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Yashin: athletic, spider-like hero in net.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Nov 12 04:54
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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Did I spell it wrong Erskine?





No, I think Erskine was busy thinking whilst you were busy posting.

Shits have incredibly tangy smell.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Nov 12 05:37
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Detectable: essentially 'traceable', ergo tangible, and being lucidly evident.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Oct 12 06:49
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End not detectable.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Oct 12 01:45
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Shine? Has it no end?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Oct 12 05:10
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Dullness, unlit, lacking lustre - not emitting 'sun's shine'.

 
From General Discussion / Jimmy Savile
Posted 18 Oct 12 11:40
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Quote: Skoob1999

Here's a link - there are loads of others. Just don't blame me. You asked!

Regards

Skoob.


He should've stuck to keeping goal for Hereford, Skoob!

 
From General Discussion / The Chippy thread
Posted 16 Oct 12 04:14
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Jolly Fisheries on Orchard Park (run by a couple of Chinese guys) and the absolutely brilliant All Electric Fisheries on Beverley Road, are probably Hull's best.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Oct 12 01:41
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Glistened like intense sun that exuded nice, exciting dullness.


Take that.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 12 07:41
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Yesterday, ere sunrise, the Earth revolved, drowsy and yawning.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Oct 12 04:06
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Slightly lacklustre, I got home terribly late yesterday.

 
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