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From News Discussion / Jonathan Ross apologises for speech impediment
Posted 25 Jan 09 12:41
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Brilliant story.

5*



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 09 21:10
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Escape schemes can affect prison establishments.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 09 20:56
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Georgians, ergo Ossetians, regained Georgia in a nightmarish struggle.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 09 17:00
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I heard on the grapevine, that he was off licking his testicles somewhere.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 09 09:30
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

These aren't anagrams!

This is just a rambling stream of shite




We know, Ferg. They're acronyms. I named the thread wrongly.

 
From News Discussion / Monkey Woods, Super Writer, To Hollywood?
Posted 24 Jan 09 09:24
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Well, I could do with a job.

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 23 Jan 09 14:13
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I know that!

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 23 Jan 09 13:34
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True enough.

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 23 Jan 09 13:23
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Of course I would. More so.

Your question seems to imply that you feel I may not. This isn't the case, but what I wanted to say, was that I'm fed up of hearing about cases such as this, where someone has pulled a stunt that is somehow warped, evil, pathetic even.

We see it all too often these days.


To recap:

Budgie neck snapped - outrageous
Old woman's neck snapped - outrageous
Old woman's house broken into by a couple of fuckwits searching desperately for whatever they can lay their filthy, thieving hands on to feed their pathetic drug habits, and frightening the life out of the old dear - outrageous



 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 23 Jan 09 09:23
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Quote: linda warnke

I don;t know...has anyone considered that these guys so able to do a thing like this may very well have done it ANYWAY, after getting the money, just for kicks?


Good point, Linda Wanker.

This is what I was getting at. It doesn't matter what the lady should or should not have done. More to the point is why our society now produces droves of these dickheads who think along these lines.

She was probably, as Carina said, some old rich bird, or doddery basket case, but who cares? I don't think those two fuckwits had been doing research on her before the event.

I'm still angry.

I'm all in favour of a Special Unit that would deal with this sort of thing. I mean, a group that would 'sort' these things out - in private, like.

Know what I mean?

 
From General Discussion / Does Debbie McGee look more attractive than Madonna? Do you care?
Posted 23 Jan 09 09:08
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Yes, thanks, 'hil'.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
ha


ha

 
From News Discussion / Grape Drink Powder is Flavor of Choice for Homicidal Cult Leaders
Posted 22 Jan 09 23:24
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Another very nice story, indeed.

5

 
From News Discussion / Tom and Jerry movie to hit big screen in October
Posted 22 Jan 09 22:12
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Yes please, Dunc.

Please could I have these things come true for Christmas:

1) Hull City Storm To First Premiership Title
2) Hull Man Wins National Lottery, Fucks Off To Thailand
3) Ceelebrity Big Brother Housemates Evicted En Masse
4) Spoof Writer Phil Edgar's Bones Chokes On His Own Cock
5) Spoof Writer Duncan Whitehead To Become Mayor Of Blackpool


That should do for now.

Thanks very much.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Jan 09 22:06
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Screwing causes ruptures, especially when in Norma's greenhouse.

 
From News Discussion / Telescope Nightmare for Queen Star
Posted 22 Jan 09 09:56
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A very nice story, indeed.

5

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jan 09 23:28
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Dismal indicates such misery and lament.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jan 09 23:27
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Sad and dismal.

 
From General Discussion / Does Debbie McGee look more attractive than Madonna? Do you care?
Posted 21 Jan 09 23:16
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What about Bella Emberg?

 
From General Discussion / Does Debbie McGee look more attractive than Madonna? Do you care?
Posted 21 Jan 09 23:04
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I could read this all night! Keep it coming, Buddist.




By the way, what's that you were saying about Madonna looking like a trout, Phil?

You need glasses.

 
From General Discussion / Holo Dear. Good Day at the Artifice?
Posted 21 Jan 09 21:21
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

I see no Ships can write and has an extremely good command of the English language.



I've arrived late, as usual, but upon what evidence do you make the above claim?

 
From News Discussion / The Pope says "Muslims are gay"
Posted 20 Jan 09 23:55
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Oh, come on, Phil. Do try and get the Quote function working properly.

I'm not very good with computers, but even I can muddle through.

 
From News Discussion / The Pope says "Muslims are gay"
Posted 20 Jan 09 23:37
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Waffle, waffle.

 
From General Discussion / Does anyone think Boy George's sentence was a bit too long?
Posted 20 Jan 09 23:35
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That's not Boy George. That's George Michael.

How did you get them mixed up? OK, they're both sexual deviants, I'll give you that.

 
From News Discussion / The Pope says "Muslims are gay"
Posted 20 Jan 09 23:24
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

I occasionally dress up as a monk ... I also wear a leather jacket, beatle boots, brothel creepers, a sex pistols t-shirt and blue jeans. Cos I'm a rebel without any fashion sense.




Come on, Phil. Smarten up a bit.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Jan 09 23:16
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Yesterday elephants stoked the embers really dry and yellow.

 
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