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From General Discussion / British Television Shows that Became American Television Shows
Posted 2 Mar 09 19:36
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Z Cars became CSI


I think.



 
From News Discussion / Jade Goody To Have State Funeral
Posted 2 Mar 09 14:41
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I didn't do it.



 
From News Discussion / Jade Goody To Have State Funeral
Posted 1 Mar 09 23:41
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It perfectly sums me up.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Mar 09 23:24
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Scrotums, 'clacker-rugs' or testicles, usually manufacture spunk.

 
From News Discussion / Jade Goody To Have State Funeral
Posted 1 Mar 09 22:14
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I put the comments up there, but I DID NOT put the story there in the first place. Honest.

If you don't believe me, I guess Mark will be happy to tell you who did. When I found it, it was just sitting there without any comments. I didn't think the writers could post a story to the SD forum without also posting a comment, so I assumed it must have been one of the admin who put it there.

If I'd had my choice, I wouldn't have posted that one anyway.

Oh, and 'not guilty'.

 
From News Discussion / Human rights lawyer sues himself
Posted 1 Mar 09 14:59
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Yep, and so are the others. A few months off, and back with some belters.

 
From News Discussion / Jade Goody To Have State Funeral
Posted 1 Mar 09 14:44
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

In on it?

Not me MW.


In as much as, you were involved in this discussion with me and the others.



 
From News Discussion / Jade Goody To Have State Funeral
Posted 1 Mar 09 11:55
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Nobody gets out of these situations 'totally white', if that euphenism can, jokingly, be used here.

The media, Jade Goody, the public, me, Fergus, Skoob, Earl Grey, even Birbee, whoever he is, are all in on it.

But some are in on it deeper than others.

Jade is in on it deeper than anyone. The rest is just a matter of degrees...

 
From News Discussion / Jade Goody To Have State Funeral
Posted 1 Mar 09 10:35
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I thought about this whilst watching Twelve Monkeys, lads, and the thing is, you ruined it for me.

Now, that's fine, but as I was watching, I was wondering if there was anything in what you were all saying. I mean, I'm reasonable, I'm not against debate, and I am prepared to admit that I could be wrong.

And you are right, Fergus; maybe it's the British public with whom I am most at odds. Jade Goody merely took advantage of the situation, the ridiculous acceptance of slobbish, racist behaviour on the television, and the pathetic way in which the public laps it up by buying newspapers and magazines with her mug slapped all over it in the morning.

Yeah, you're right. I should have a go at them, instead of poor Jade, whose only crime was to expose that gullibility and weakness of character that would pave the way for even greater amounts of the same kind of bullshit piped into the country's living rooms.

And you're right about her kids. Or Birbee was, I can't be bothered to look back and see who said it. They are innocent victims in all of this. They didn't choose to be Jade Goody's sons. How could they have known? And yet, here they are, about to lose their mother, and all one thick bastard 'writer' on a satirical news website can do, is slag off their mother, and make pathetic stories out of her, and their, plight.

My Dad also died of cancer back when I was 16, and I know what that's like. Miserable. Thing is, my Dad wasn't always on TV spouting embarrassing filth, or in the papers shouting his mouth off, or going to India to apologise for his earlier indiscretions or...you get the picture.

At this point, I'm going to go back and change the word PIG in my last posting. That wasn't very nice. I see that now. It often takes a night's sleep for me to realise that. Thank God for the editing facility.

I still feel the same way about her though. It's just that, after some reflection, I now also feel somewhat angry with the public whose blind acceptance of her behaviour allowed, and probably encouraged her to persist with it, because she thought that was what they wanted. Playing to the spotlight, or whatever.

I can't change my opinion of her, just like you can't change your opinion of someone you don't like, just because of some convo on a website.

I doubt very much whether Goody's sons will ever have the misfortune to read any of my crap stories, but if they do, maybe they might be able to gauge the way I felt about her.

In any case, I blame Johnny Rotten.

 
From News Discussion / Jade Goody To Have State Funeral
Posted 1 Mar 09 10:35
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I agree with you all, well some of you anyway.

And not others.

Look, she's not a very nice person. Her children, meanwhile, are set to be made into orphans, which is always sad, nay tragic, but they'll be well-looked after. Not by their dad, however, because he's a crim, but by grandma Jackie - another not very nice person - will be on hand to teach them all the swear words and snippets of racism that they're ever likely to need.

Meanwhile, Jade coins it in, and is loved by the forgiving British public...


Always sad to hear about someone's death, but not as sad in this case.

 
From News Discussion / Jade Goody To Have State Funeral
Posted 1 Mar 09 00:46
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Oooh, a hornet's nest. I'll have to take a rain check though - I'm watching Twelve Monkeys.




 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 09 23:50
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Stimulation to increase masturbation; unusually lactating areas to increase oral niceties.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 09 23:40
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The word should have been 'testicles'.

IN SEINE was too slow off the mark.

 
From News Discussion / Jade Goody To Have State Funeral
Posted 28 Feb 09 23:38
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What a terrible story this is.

Of all the inhumane, insensitive, indescribable things anyone could write about, this has to be one of the most inhumane, insensitive and indescribablest of all time.

Mind you, she does leave herself a bit open to it, doesn't she?



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 09 22:21
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Part a rat's testicles.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 09 22:20
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Trap rat and part.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 09 21:53
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Negroes, especially Ghanaians, rip-off European students.

 
From News Discussion / Economic & Moral Malaise Spills Over to Noted Spoof Writers: Angst, Sexual Dysfunction, Lack of Self Esteem Run Rampant!
Posted 27 Feb 09 21:29
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Quote: Morse
...brought low by a severe anxiety attack and began to question, not only his being, but his purpose in life, and more importantly the quality of his work.


Spoofy or spooky?


Quote: Morse
In a haunting plea, the prolific scribe reached out to his fellow Spoofers, seeking reassurance and moral reinforcement that his work really did have meaning


Morse, you been watching me whilst I've been knelt praying?

Yeah, it was good, Ferg, but not perfect:

Para 2 - heretofore
Para 10 - The very sympathetic Buck...
Para 11 - ...their severe depression.

There were a few hyphen errors as well - self-doubt in Para 2 was one - but still a brilliant story. If I could have awarded it 6 stars, I would have, but I couldn't, so I gave it 4. That make sense?

 
From News Discussion / Irn Bru Banned in England
Posted 27 Feb 09 20:16
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Dunno. Those bloody editors again, I shouldn't wonder. Got out of bed on the wrong side again - or the wrong bed.



 
From News Discussion / President Obama pledges $5000 cheque for every U.S. household in 'Stimulus Bill' Amendment
Posted 27 Feb 09 20:11
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Hurry up...

 
From News Discussion / President Obama pledges $5000 cheque for every U.S. household in 'Stimulus Bill' Amendment
Posted 27 Feb 09 20:10
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Gripping.


Where's the map for football? No shinpads, eh?

Hard cases.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 09 00:22
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Yearning - essentially, a rare need is naughty gnomes.


Gonna bed now. Goodnight.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 09 00:15
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Yesterday, Esther saw that Edward rode donkeys almost yobbishly.

 
From News Discussion / 'Soccer getting a tad too gay,' says noted sports writer.
Posted 27 Feb 09 00:04
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Quote: Morse

Chuck it all, sell the cat, move to Florida and have Buck take you in hand and learn to lead a life of leisure....if not, come on up to me, I'm thinking of buying a 4 stool ocean front bar with l parrot, and I need a bartender of character, an accent, a sense of humour...


Hey, Morse, if Skoob doesn't want to come, can I?


Quote: Morse

in the meantime, get some friggin' sleep, or you'll wind up like MW with his sniveling anxiety attacks and constant sniffling for attention and adulation.


Oh, I see. That's what you really think about me. OK, so now I know.

Anyone got a length of rope?



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Feb 09 23:42
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Need enormous erections daily.

 
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