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From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 22:55
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Quote: Phil Edgar's BonesMonkey if you give these clues to your son and he takes it to school tomorrow, the kids will get it. This is getting painful. I might have to shoot you mate.


That's absolutely delightful.

What are we talking about, again? Minerals?



 
From General Discussion / 6 Degrees of George Kennedy - Game
Posted 18 Jan 09 22:53
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George is shit
There's shit on your shoe (left one)

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 22:09
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Q19: Just remind me of them again, will you?

Then I'll make a final decisive decision.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 21:19
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Q19: Steve NcGarrett?
Q19: Steve Cram?
Q19: Steve Davis?
Q19: Stevedore?
Q19: Lindsay Wagner?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 20:06
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I thought you implied he was the 'girly half' of us.


Q19: Are you Steve Irwin?

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 18 Jan 09 19:49
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No, Victor, it's not me.




Quote: I_see_no_ships

... with it's intolerable mocking presence




I can't forgive that.




This was cute, mind you:


Quote: I_see_no_ships

... thy pernicious pedantry ...




 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 19:42
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

Monkey Man you are very close to getting the answer,





No, I'm not. I'm not even thinking about what the answer is. I don't think I could care less about what the answer is.

Answer to what? Did someone ask a question?

What is all that 'licking balls' bollox? I have never met Jesus Budda, and if I did, I can guarantee that I wouldn't be licking his bollox, and he wouldn't be licking mine.

I'd be too nervous to let him do it on the first date.

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 18 Jan 09 16:19
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Quote: I_see_no_ships


Personal disclaimer: I would have denied having sexual relations with that women an' all...





What's this nonsense?

"that women"?

Surely, you mean "that woman" or "those women".

Well, which one is it?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jan 09 16:14
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Extinction, xylophonists testily infer, needs conditions that, interestingly, occur nowadays.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 16:09
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Number 19. If we stay at Number 19 long enough, we will automatically achieve our target of discovering his identity within the 20-Question limit.

He's probably licking his own balls right now, the filthy bastard.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 15:27
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones


Does everybody here have Austism or Aspergers Syndrome?


Q19: What's Austism?

Q19: Are you Steve Austin?

Q19: Aren't you?

Q19(a): Do you lick your own balls, Phil?

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 18 Jan 09 11:32
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This is a new thread where you can post things, stories, articles on subjects that have angered or annoyed you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7836055.stm

On this one, I don't think any more comments are necessary.

It made me sick.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 09:59
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Q19: Are you a soft ha' p 'th?
Q19: Aren't you?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 09:59
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Why bother? He already has this information, and uses it to plan his attack on my meagre wallet.


He said "Tell the soft ha' p 'th to fuck off to bed."


Goodnight.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 00:42
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I'll just go and wake my son up.

Won't be long.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 00:29
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Q19: Are you Muttley?

That's what I see

or

Q19(a): Are you Simon Cockle?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 17 Jan 09 23:58
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It's a long time since I was 9.

Me and my Mum have been discussing this all evening, and we just can't get it.


Q19: Are you an ironing board?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 17 Jan 09 21:33
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Q19: So, let me get this straight; you are a man, but also a mineral. How does this work?

Please answer quickly as I am falling asleep.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jan 09 20:51
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Seti exists to infuriate.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 17 Jan 09 18:56
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Q18: Are you Graham Norton?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 17 Jan 09 10:03
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Quote: IainB

Q10 Are you Harry Seacombe




Q5: And if not, are you, in fact, Harry Enscombe?

Q12: Are you a man?
Q13: Are you a woman?
Q14: Are you on TV?
Q15: Aren't you on TV?
Q16: Aren't you that fellow from the fruit shop?
Q17: Are you?

 
From News Discussion / Man Saves Time And Money By Having A Wank Instead
Posted 17 Jan 09 00:02
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I think Dunc is the master of the Wank Story.

I fondly remember the one about the Dudley man who wanked in the bath.

Ah, memories...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jan 09 22:54
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X-rated, randy, affluent teachers educating delinquents.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jan 09 22:53
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Sex, especially x-rated.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jan 09 22:51
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Communes, or massive mansions, usually necessitate enthusiastic sex.

 
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