All times are GMT

Forum Home / Forum posts by Monkey Woods


197 Pages - «« « 139 140 [141] 142 143 » »»
From News Discussion / Man Saves Time And Money By Having A Wank Instead
Posted 17 Jan 09 00:02
Message
I think Dunc is the master of the Wank Story.

I fondly remember the one about the Dudley man who wanked in the bath.

Ah, memories...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jan 09 22:54
Message
X-rated, randy, affluent teachers educating delinquents.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jan 09 22:53
Message
Sex, especially x-rated.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jan 09 22:51
Message
Communes, or massive mansions, usually necessitate enthusiastic sex.

 
From News Discussion / Man Saves Time And Money By Having A Wank Instead
Posted 16 Jan 09 21:36
Message
Even his forum entries!


Seen this, Dunc?

Hull Warned Off Whitehead Swoop

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 16 Jan 09 20:39
Message
Q4: That's me out of the game then




I thought the first thing players of this game had to establish, was whether the Questioned One was animal, mineral or vegetable.

Just shows you, doesn't it?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 16 Jan 09 19:35
Message
Q3: Are you a fucking mineral?

 
From News Discussion / Heathrow Chaos As Plane Lands On Third Runway, Before It's Even Been Built
Posted 16 Jan 09 19:19
Message
And very nice it is, too.

5

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 16 Jan 09 19:16
Message
Q2: Are you an animal?

 
From General Discussion / Anyone else have a problem with theSpoof crashing their computer/web page loading?
Posted 16 Jan 09 19:15
Message
Is this part of the 20 Questions game?





 
From News Discussion / Boat lands on New York runway
Posted 16 Jan 09 13:45
Message
Brilliant concept.

5 stars.

And much back-slapping.

 
From News Discussion / Man Saves Time And Money By Having A Wank Instead
Posted 16 Jan 09 13:24
Message
He knows what he's on about, that Jason Barlow.

As Mark says, vintage Whitehead.

5

 
From News Discussion / Heathrow Chaos As Plane Lands On Third Runway, Before It's Even Been Built
Posted 16 Jan 09 09:09
Message
Ta.

And odd, really, bearing in mind what happened on the Hudson River last night.

What happened on the Hudson River last night

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 16 Jan 09 00:02
Message
I never thought of that.

No, it can't be true, because I am Mark.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 16 Jan 09 00:01
Message
I'm off to bed in a minute. Mum says I have to, because I have a busy day tomorrow.

We'll play tomorrow night.

 
From News Discussion / The Death Penalty - Is it enough?
Posted 15 Jan 09 22:54
Message
It's an old one, Ferg, but I investigated the author, as I noticed him reading one of mine.

Do you ever wonder what people do after they've stopped writing on here, and get on with their lives?

Don't answer - I know you don't care.

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 15 Jan 09 22:51
Message

Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

'Get over It' is a very young idiolect, I suppose you picked up from listening to school-girl conversations on the bus. You hang around the teens, like you hang around on threads, not really taking part. Just being there is enough. With a touch of irreverence from time to time.




Who else do we know like that?


Hey, Phil, here's something. You and Budda both seem to share that 'irreverence'. You're not Budda are you?

I know, I know. You've told me before - you're nobody else.

Well, in that case, I have to hand it to Budda. He has had such an incredible effect on you, that you display an almost-identical trait of irreverence as He, the Great Budda.

You have learnt well, young Jedi.

I'm not a Fuhrer, by the way.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 22:37
Message
Or any of them. Quite simply, I am/was Doctor Who.


Your turn.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 21:06
Message
Q58: Yes
Q59: No

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 21:03
Message
Q55: No
Q56: No
Q57: No
Q57: Yes


 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 20:52
Message
Q50: No
Q51: Yes
Q52: Yes
Q53: Yes
Q54: Yes

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 20:37
Message
Q47: Yes
Q48: No
Q49: No
Q88: No

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 20:05
Message
Q44: No
Q44: No
Q44: No
Q45: No
Q46: No

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:55
Message
Q40: Yes
Q40: No
Q41: No
Q42: No
Q43: No

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:53
Message

Quote: Jesus Budda

I like the way pigs communicate with their grunting. They just get across what they need to say to get by on.
Impressive beasts.




Impressive pigs

Yes, I think I know what you mean.

 
197 Pages - «« « 139 140 [141] 142 143 » »»
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Who is online?

There is 1 registered user currently online: 1 is active , none are currently inactive .

Users online:


Profile Featured Writer

BillBritton
BillBritton
Joined: 06 January 2010
Stories Written: 90
74 readers are online right now!

Go to top