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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Feb 09 21:15
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Yeah? Explain, administrator hippy.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 09 23:38
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Young, often underaged; never grandmothers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 09 23:35
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Society of criminals is, essentially, the young.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 09 23:34
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Kids in disgusting society.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 09 23:33
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Shock, horror! Oh, crikey, kids!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 09 22:31
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Truthfully! Really? Usually that's honest fellas, unless liars like you!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 09 22:05
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Similar: it means I literally 'alike', right?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 09 20:43
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Yokes or kernels, essentially similar.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 09 20:42
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Electricity, like eggs, can tingle realistically in circuits in tiny yokes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Feb 09 23:37
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Yolanda or Lola? A nice decision afoot!

 
From News Discussion / Coronation Street To End In 2010
Posted 10 Feb 09 23:24
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But what about Steve McDonald? Go on, Dunc, find him a part in summat else.


Rated, but I can't say what with.

 
From News Discussion / Kevin Keegan Is New Portsmouth Manager
Posted 10 Feb 09 23:20
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Aye lad, corker!

Ferg, is it OK if I give him 5?

Bollox, I already did.

Love ya, ya twat.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Feb 09 23:15
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Graciously, regally and characteristically, I often use sluts like Yolanda.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Feb 09 23:17
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Lyrics yawn rhythmically in crooning sequence.

 
From News Discussion / Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final
Posted 9 Feb 09 16:07
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Game, Set and Match.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Feb 09 16:03
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Effortlessly, freezerman101 fought off Roy Turse, little-expecting Skooby Snack's latest yarn.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Feb 09 16:01
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Device educates virtual idiots completely effortlessly.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Feb 09 16:00
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Quote: IN SEINE

NUDE EDITOR'S ELECTRONIC DEVICE (Mark Lowton bought one from Maplins!)


You flipping dipstick! The word is NEED!

To make it simple for you, INSEINE:

Need Editor's electronic device.

 
From General Discussion / Whoops!
Posted 9 Feb 09 15:58
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Quote: IN SEINE

So can you prove your a Muslim?




How, exactly, is this done?

By the way, what does "your a Muslim?" mean?

Can you prove you're insane? More to the point, can you prove you're not? What can you prove?

Can you prove it?

 
From News Discussion / Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final
Posted 9 Feb 09 14:05
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Done it.

 
From News Discussion / Number Six Dead
Posted 9 Feb 09 14:02
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Odd that you joined just a few days before his death...

 
From General Discussion / Spelling
Posted 9 Feb 09 13:11
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Aunty Sue will have to do.

Have you got your chalk ready?

 
From General Discussion / Spelling
Posted 9 Feb 09 13:06
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I'd be embarrassed if I couldn't spell millennium.

Try these for size:

relieved
received
conceived
believed

Look at them for four hours, then cover them over with a piece of card, or anything your Mum has handy. You can even ask Mum to read out the words whilst you write them on your blackboard, or a piece of paper.

Let me know how it went.

 
From News Discussion / Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final
Posted 9 Feb 09 13:03
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This story doesn't seem funny anymore...


...if it ever was.

 
From General Discussion / Spelling
Posted 9 Feb 09 12:10
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Let me have a try


Quote: birbee

"embarrassed"




and


Quote: birbee

"millennium".




Although, I'm not sure I could've managed it without you, birbee!

 
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