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From General Discussion / Gitmo
Posted 27 Jan 09 22:46
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Disappointing result last Saturday, Iain.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jan 09 21:59
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True? Really unlikely ending!

 
From News Discussion / Monkey Woods, Super Writer, To Hollywood?
Posted 27 Jan 09 19:33
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Quote: Jesus Budda

It means that your story's have equal views, I think.

I could be wrong.




No, you're right, Jesus.

Apart from the fact that it's his stories as opposed to his story's

 
From General Discussion / So. Learning to Spoof while in the slammer is out out out...
Posted 26 Jan 09 23:46
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Quote: IN SEINE

I've been on a PD course run by Paul Lowton!




That's me, right?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jan 09 23:44
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Spoofology predates organised origami festivals, often laughable, often generating yawns.

 
From News Discussion / Monkey Woods, Super Writer, To Hollywood?
Posted 26 Jan 09 23:39
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I'm going to the travel agent on Saturday.

 
From News Discussion / Monkey Woods, Super Writer, To Hollywood?
Posted 26 Jan 09 10:49
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Monkey can't go to Hollywood.


If I promise not to spoof, can I go?

What can I do there?

What's it like?

Will there be any work for me to do, or shall I become a bum?

That should be 'should I continue being a bum?'.

Help!

 
From News Discussion / Monkey Woods, Super Writer, To Hollywood?
Posted 26 Jan 09 10:43
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That's only one choice, three times, Shel. But you forgot another common delicacy served better alone:

Chips

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jan 09 10:40
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Necklace Eve created, knowingly licking Adam's column efficiently.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jan 09 00:06
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Yawning, Adam went numb, in neighbour's garden.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jan 09 00:06
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Suddenly, Ursula ducked down emitting noises like yawning.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jan 09 00:05
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Establishments strike terror - and bring laughter - into small, harmless mental enclaves, not too suddenly.

 
From General Discussion / So. Learning to Spoof while in the slammer is out out out...
Posted 25 Jan 09 23:01
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Which one wasn't true?

 
From News Discussion / Monkey Woods, Super Writer, To Hollywood?
Posted 25 Jan 09 22:04
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Quote: Natowsky

Monkey & I are in the same dingy (left over from that sinking in 1912 of some big steamer). We are both seeking jobs in an ailing and inhumane World.


Succinctly put, Shel.

As soon as I have someone for you to murder, I'll be in touch.

 
From News Discussion / Jonathan Ross apologises for speech impediment
Posted 25 Jan 09 12:41
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Brilliant story.

5*



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 09 21:10
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Escape schemes can affect prison establishments.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 09 20:56
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Georgians, ergo Ossetians, regained Georgia in a nightmarish struggle.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 09 17:00
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I heard on the grapevine, that he was off licking his testicles somewhere.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 09 09:30
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

These aren't anagrams!

This is just a rambling stream of shite




We know, Ferg. They're acronyms. I named the thread wrongly.

 
From News Discussion / Monkey Woods, Super Writer, To Hollywood?
Posted 24 Jan 09 09:24
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Well, I could do with a job.

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 23 Jan 09 14:13
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I know that!

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 23 Jan 09 13:34
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True enough.

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 23 Jan 09 13:23
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Of course I would. More so.

Your question seems to imply that you feel I may not. This isn't the case, but what I wanted to say, was that I'm fed up of hearing about cases such as this, where someone has pulled a stunt that is somehow warped, evil, pathetic even.

We see it all too often these days.


To recap:

Budgie neck snapped - outrageous
Old woman's neck snapped - outrageous
Old woman's house broken into by a couple of fuckwits searching desperately for whatever they can lay their filthy, thieving hands on to feed their pathetic drug habits, and frightening the life out of the old dear - outrageous



 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 23 Jan 09 09:23
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Quote: linda warnke

I don;t know...has anyone considered that these guys so able to do a thing like this may very well have done it ANYWAY, after getting the money, just for kicks?


Good point, Linda Wanker.

This is what I was getting at. It doesn't matter what the lady should or should not have done. More to the point is why our society now produces droves of these dickheads who think along these lines.

She was probably, as Carina said, some old rich bird, or doddery basket case, but who cares? I don't think those two fuckwits had been doing research on her before the event.

I'm still angry.

I'm all in favour of a Special Unit that would deal with this sort of thing. I mean, a group that would 'sort' these things out - in private, like.

Know what I mean?

 
From General Discussion / Does Debbie McGee look more attractive than Madonna? Do you care?
Posted 23 Jan 09 09:08
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Yes, thanks, 'hil'.



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