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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:33
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Obvious, but very interesting! Often unnecessarily so.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:31
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No, as in "No, I won't forget that stuff for the cat. Can I have my cake now, Mum?"

 
From General Discussion / Family Guy, Simpsons, King Of The Hill are funny, but they are safe, what else is funny?
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:30
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Quote: Jesus Budda

'Funny' just depends on the mood your in, I suppose.




Yes, I know what you mean, Skooby. A bit too pensive, reflective, considered. Not his usual self. Perhaps he's been going through something at home. It happens, you know. Everybody goes through it. You just don't know what's going on at home.

Well, I do. But you don't.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:25
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Q39: No

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:12
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Q37: Yes
Q38: Yes

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:11
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Systems you say? That enrages me so!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:10
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Kaleidoscopes are little educational instruments designed on strictly clinical, optical periscope-enablement systems.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:06
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Q33: No
Q34: No
Q35: Yes
Q36: Yes


I agree to one question being removed from the total for the reason Phil highlighted. Iain's Q22 was not a question, and I was quite incorrect to have included it.

Rather than deduct one question, I will extend the 200 to 201, so that I don't have to renumber very question asked since Q22. OK?

Who cares whether or not it's OK? I'm in charge of the numbering, if nothing else.

Phil, I refute your 'dictator' charge.

 
From News Discussion / The Death Penalty - Is it enough?
Posted 15 Jan 09 18:57
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Hmmmm... this is an interesting subject to talk about.

Are you involved in working for the Court Service?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 17:08
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Quote: Mark Lowton


Quote: Monkey Woods

Iain:

Q22: No


Are you calling him a liar?


Yes, because, by now, he will already have had a wee.

Q31: Yes
Q32: No

Phil, was your question about the invasion of Poland meant to be Q33?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 14:57
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Q19:No
Q20: No
Q21: No
Q22: No
Phil:

Q23: No
Q24: No
Q25: No
Q26: No
Q27: No
Q28: No
Q29: No
Q30: No


Iain:

Q19: No
Q20: No
Q21: No
Q22: No
Q23: No

Hitler's dog was called Blondi.

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 15 Jan 09 13:20
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Ask Mark to do it. He changed John Winters' for him.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 13:19
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Q18: No

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 12:22
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Q17: Own? Hmmm...I've got a dog.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 12:00
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Q16) Yes




I'm not even sure that I'm classed as an animal, but let's say I am.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:59
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Q15: No
Q77: No
Q21: One
Q22: The square of the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.
Q9: The Island Of The Day Before
Q23: No

Sorry, Mark. Delete your post, then I'll remove this comment.

 
From News Discussion / Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:57
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"I'll have a cheese and pickle wiccan, please. Put some chutney on as well. Pack of salt 'n' vinegar crisps, and a piece of that strawberry flapjack. Oh, and a mug of tea to wash it down with. Ta."




 
From News Discussion / Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:10
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I don't know, but from now on, I will inform my wife that:

"I am now ready for that Ham Wiccan, please, Dear".

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:08
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Qi: No
Q17.4: Yes
Q -6: Yes
Q Pi: No
Q99: No
Q(b): Yes

Qi (2): No

 
From News Discussion / Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:04
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You joined The Spoof to tell us this?




What did you edit, Mark?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:01
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Yes.

That doesn't count as one of your questions, as it wasn't numbered.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 09:17
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Sorry, I have just realised that the correct answer to Question 2, posed by Sir Mark Lowton, should, in fact, have been "No".

Q8 No
Q9 No
Q10 No
Q11 No
Q12 No
Q13 No
Q14 No

I apologise once again for the error, and any inconvenience this may have caused.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jan 09 00:17
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"Elongated like oblongs?"

"No, get a trigonomic education, dipstick!"


 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 23:17
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They're not questions, Skooby. Ask me another. Quick, I'm going to bed early tonight.

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 14 Jan 09 22:55
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AOK, C-E.

F.A.B.

 
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