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From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 19 Jan 09 18:40
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

This is worst than the kids who haven't done their homework on yahoo-answers.


Yes, I think I know what you mean, Phil.

And here's more from Phil:


"What someone knows the answer, but wont say it"

Doh! It's been a long day of 20 Questions, hasn't it, Phil?


 
From News Discussion / The Pope says "Muslims are gay"
Posted 19 Jan 09 17:27
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Quote: whatinthe world

This bigotism, that Spoof.com readily accepts, is an indication of the double standards that the site's managers possess.


Double standards?

How so?

I thought they had one standard: ANYTHING GOES.

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 19 Jan 09 17:22
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Quote: carina-eta

ok, at the risk of being lambasted here...

So whats the difference between those poor battery farmed feckers and little Joey?


The difference is this:

I couldn't give a fuck about Joey. The necksnappers were using poor Joey against his mistress in a callous and calculated way. They were showing her the neck, and asking her to make a decision.

Now, you can argue that she should have handed over her cash, but she obviously didn't think that they were going to snap Joey in half. The mere idea would have been difficult for her to have contemplated.

Your chicken comparison doesn't work. If, however, the same tossers then turn up at Farmer Giles' Chicken Ranch asking for cash, and threatening the necks of chickens, then I'm going to get all angry again, this time about putting the farmer in a tricky position.

The birds don't matter to me; it's the cool, calculated and evil reckoning of the miscreants that I'm thinking about.



 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 19 Jan 09 17:09
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

Just repeat the answers that are close, they all have something in common.



They're all in English, right?

 
From News Discussion / The Pope says "Muslims are gay"
Posted 19 Jan 09 17:06
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Not me, Jman, although I tend to agree with the last paragraph.

Not funny, just plain speaking, and that's allowed.

I'm loathe to criticise anything these days, bearing in mind the kind of tripe I've put up on the pages, but, in respect of the story by MonkeyInTheBath, I'd have to say that most of it was gratuitous gigglery, with a lovely piece of observation at the end.

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 19 Jan 09 13:25
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Quote: Madame Bitters


Not to bring up the obvious, but why didn't she give the guys the 100 pounds? If her bird was so precious to her why not forfeit the money to save her bird?




In fairness, she probably didn't believe anyone could be so wicked as to snap the neck of a budgie.

You live and learn, I suppose.


Hang them.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 19 Jan 09 13:22
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Yes that's right. Fizzy.

The mineral amount of fizziness.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 19 Jan 09 13:06
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

Monkey do you even know what a mineral is ?


Yes, it's the 'least possible' amount of something.


Isn't it?

As in: "I survived on the mineral amount of earnings".

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 19 Jan 09 00:12
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Q54: Who, me? I am, but I'm not the person you should be asking, Ferg.

Phil is the One, but he's gone.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 19 Jan 09 00:05
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Q53: How did we get to Q53?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 23:31
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

I said just think about what Budda is and you will get the answer.


OK. Er... he's a man. Well, I think he is. He's a mineral ummmm

He's not been on TV, but you say 'You' have. Problem there.

Er... I ... I don't care.

I asked my son, but he just shrugged his shoulders and told me not to disturb him in his room again, particularly when his girlfriend had come over for the night.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 23:01
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Yes, you've got it!

Your turn.

 
From General Discussion / 6 Degrees of George Kennedy - Game
Posted 18 Jan 09 22:59
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Oh, erm ... wait a minute

George has rather bad wind
Wind is windy
Windy wind blows through the trees


Piece of piss in the end. Tricky in the middle though...

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 22:58
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Yes! You're getting warmer! Keep it up!

 
From General Discussion / 6 Degrees of George Kennedy - Game
Posted 18 Jan 09 22:57
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George is hairy
There's hair on Countess Dracula's hairbrush.

There!

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 22:55
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Quote: Phil Edgar's BonesMonkey if you give these clues to your son and he takes it to school tomorrow, the kids will get it. This is getting painful. I might have to shoot you mate.


That's absolutely delightful.

What are we talking about, again? Minerals?



 
From General Discussion / 6 Degrees of George Kennedy - Game
Posted 18 Jan 09 22:53
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George is shit
There's shit on your shoe (left one)

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 22:09
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Q19: Just remind me of them again, will you?

Then I'll make a final decisive decision.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 21:19
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Q19: Steve NcGarrett?
Q19: Steve Cram?
Q19: Steve Davis?
Q19: Stevedore?
Q19: Lindsay Wagner?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 20:06
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I thought you implied he was the 'girly half' of us.


Q19: Are you Steve Irwin?

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 18 Jan 09 19:49
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No, Victor, it's not me.




Quote: I_see_no_ships

... with it's intolerable mocking presence




I can't forgive that.




This was cute, mind you:


Quote: I_see_no_ships

... thy pernicious pedantry ...




 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 19:42
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

Monkey Man you are very close to getting the answer,





No, I'm not. I'm not even thinking about what the answer is. I don't think I could care less about what the answer is.

Answer to what? Did someone ask a question?

What is all that 'licking balls' bollox? I have never met Jesus Budda, and if I did, I can guarantee that I wouldn't be licking his bollox, and he wouldn't be licking mine.

I'd be too nervous to let him do it on the first date.

 
From General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK!
Posted 18 Jan 09 16:19
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Quote: I_see_no_ships


Personal disclaimer: I would have denied having sexual relations with that women an' all...





What's this nonsense?

"that women"?

Surely, you mean "that woman" or "those women".

Well, which one is it?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jan 09 16:14
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Extinction, xylophonists testily infer, needs conditions that, interestingly, occur nowadays.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 16:09
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Number 19. If we stay at Number 19 long enough, we will automatically achieve our target of discovering his identity within the 20-Question limit.

He's probably licking his own balls right now, the filthy bastard.

 
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