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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 09 20:54
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Showers heaved over western elevation really savagely.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 09 20:53
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Tropics: rained, often pelted, in crazy showers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 09 20:52
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Suit useless in tropics.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 09 20:51
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Of course you are, you dolt.

Xylophonists yodel lovingly over precious harmony of nymph in striped trouser suit.

 
From General Discussion / Happy Valentines all ya lovelorn Spoofers...
Posted 18 Feb 09 18:52
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Quote: Skoob1999

As Mr Marley once said so eloquently:

"Is this love is this love is this love that I'm feeling?"




Skoob, he said:

"Is this love, is this love, is this love, is this love that I'm feeling?"

That's "Is this love?" X4

Sorry to be so pedantic.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 09 18:41
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Youths, or uncouth teenagers having sex.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 09 00:05
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Dirt is really troublesome.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 09 00:05
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Sand and new dirt.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 09 00:04
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Tacos are crackers of sand.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Feb 09 00:32
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England: nice gardens, lacks a nice demeanour.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Feb 09 21:37
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Riot in our town.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Feb 09 21:37
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Flamer lit a match, expected riot.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Feb 09 20:55
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Jman's should have started with Sense, but let's move on.

Self-effacing lazy flamer!

 
From News Discussion / Man speaks fluent African tongue after boil bursts
Posted 16 Feb 09 16:11
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Brilliant story.

5*

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Feb 09 09:20
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Brilliant, Iain.


You orange underneath?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Feb 09 21:48
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America means "errant retards in country abroad".

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Feb 09 19:18
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Home, or Manuel's estancia?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Feb 09 18:25
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Yuppie usually possesses potential in English.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Feb 09 17:26
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Yeah, sorry about that, IS. I wasn't thinking straight.

Emerge menstrually, emitting red gunge externally.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 19:31
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Tastes and sucks the ensuing spunk.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 19:20
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Salty, and like toasted yeast.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 19:17
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Rectally excreted turds are long, liquefied yogurts.

Brilliant!



Snatches nearly always taste creamy, hairy, especially salty.

 
From News Discussion / Nadal And Federer On Fire In Australian Open Tennis Final
Posted 14 Feb 09 17:57
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Hey! I already de-published this once!



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 00:40
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Realises, emphatically, a little idiocy shows educational subnormality.






Over to you, late shift.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 00:38
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Never, ever volunteer, everyone realises.

 
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