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From General Discussion / Anyone else have a problem with theSpoof crashing their computer/web page loading?
Posted 16 Jan 09 19:15
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Is this part of the 20 Questions game?





 
From News Discussion / Boat lands on New York runway
Posted 16 Jan 09 13:45
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Brilliant concept.

5 stars.

And much back-slapping.

 
From News Discussion / Man Saves Time And Money By Having A Wank Instead
Posted 16 Jan 09 13:24
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He knows what he's on about, that Jason Barlow.

As Mark says, vintage Whitehead.

5

 
From News Discussion / Heathrow Chaos As Plane Lands On Third Runway, Before It's Even Been Built
Posted 16 Jan 09 09:09
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Ta.

And odd, really, bearing in mind what happened on the Hudson River last night.

What happened on the Hudson River last night

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 16 Jan 09 00:02
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I never thought of that.

No, it can't be true, because I am Mark.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 16 Jan 09 00:01
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I'm off to bed in a minute. Mum says I have to, because I have a busy day tomorrow.

We'll play tomorrow night.

 
From News Discussion / The Death Penalty - Is it enough?
Posted 15 Jan 09 22:54
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It's an old one, Ferg, but I investigated the author, as I noticed him reading one of mine.

Do you ever wonder what people do after they've stopped writing on here, and get on with their lives?

Don't answer - I know you don't care.

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 15 Jan 09 22:51
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

'Get over It' is a very young idiolect, I suppose you picked up from listening to school-girl conversations on the bus. You hang around the teens, like you hang around on threads, not really taking part. Just being there is enough. With a touch of irreverence from time to time.




Who else do we know like that?


Hey, Phil, here's something. You and Budda both seem to share that 'irreverence'. You're not Budda are you?

I know, I know. You've told me before - you're nobody else.

Well, in that case, I have to hand it to Budda. He has had such an incredible effect on you, that you display an almost-identical trait of irreverence as He, the Great Budda.

You have learnt well, young Jedi.

I'm not a Fuhrer, by the way.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 22:37
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Or any of them. Quite simply, I am/was Doctor Who.


Your turn.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 21:06
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Q58: Yes
Q59: No

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 21:03
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Q55: No
Q56: No
Q57: No
Q57: Yes


 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 20:52
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Q50: No
Q51: Yes
Q52: Yes
Q53: Yes
Q54: Yes

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 20:37
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Q47: Yes
Q48: No
Q49: No
Q88: No

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 20:05
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Q44: No
Q44: No
Q44: No
Q45: No
Q46: No

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:55
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Q40: Yes
Q40: No
Q41: No
Q42: No
Q43: No

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:53
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Quote: Jesus Budda

I like the way pigs communicate with their grunting. They just get across what they need to say to get by on.
Impressive beasts.




Impressive pigs

Yes, I think I know what you mean.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:33
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Obvious, but very interesting! Often unnecessarily so.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:31
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No, as in "No, I won't forget that stuff for the cat. Can I have my cake now, Mum?"

 
From General Discussion / Family Guy, Simpsons, King Of The Hill are funny, but they are safe, what else is funny?
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:30
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Quote: Jesus Budda

'Funny' just depends on the mood your in, I suppose.




Yes, I know what you mean, Skooby. A bit too pensive, reflective, considered. Not his usual self. Perhaps he's been going through something at home. It happens, you know. Everybody goes through it. You just don't know what's going on at home.

Well, I do. But you don't.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:25
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Q39: No

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:12
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Q37: Yes
Q38: Yes

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:11
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Systems you say? That enrages me so!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:10
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Kaleidoscopes are little educational instruments designed on strictly clinical, optical periscope-enablement systems.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 19:06
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Q33: No
Q34: No
Q35: Yes
Q36: Yes


I agree to one question being removed from the total for the reason Phil highlighted. Iain's Q22 was not a question, and I was quite incorrect to have included it.

Rather than deduct one question, I will extend the 200 to 201, so that I don't have to renumber very question asked since Q22. OK?

Who cares whether or not it's OK? I'm in charge of the numbering, if nothing else.

Phil, I refute your 'dictator' charge.

 
From News Discussion / The Death Penalty - Is it enough?
Posted 15 Jan 09 18:57
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Hmmmm... this is an interesting subject to talk about.

Are you involved in working for the Court Service?

 
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