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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 18 23:58
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Diddled? I definitely desire 'light emitting diodes'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 18 09:54
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Usurper should usurp regal personage, ending reign.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 18 22:06
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Seriously, Erskin? Really? I often undermine superiors like you.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 18 12:26
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Steak to eat, and karaoke.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 18 22:58
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Shorts have orifices round the sides.


Pockets, I mean.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 18 14:43
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Slack, like Alice's cream knickers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 18 03:58
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Drawers round ankles when elastic rendered slack.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 18 11:01
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Works often - real kinky session!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 18 01:55
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Show how orgasmatron works.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 18 11:03
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Lingers in nightclub, gets excited regarding singers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jun 18 11:11
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I believe you.

Yearnings experienced are regularly naughty in neighbour's garden shed.

 
From Magazine Discussion / How to Survive a Corporate Visit
Posted 10 Jun 18 22:26
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When I worked at Social Security, the 'Audit Team' visited. It was known beforehand that they were on their way, like the 'posse' in 'The Outlaw Josey Wales, a sinister force which could be delayed, but never quite swayed from their purpose.

 
From Magazine Discussion / How to Survive a Corporate Visit
Posted 10 Jun 18 14:34
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Was this at 'The Company', or some other shithole?

 
From News Discussion / Company Announces Successful Promotion of a New Plant Manager
Posted 10 Jun 18 12:40
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Savage!

5

 
From Magazine Discussion / How to Survive a Corporate Visit
Posted 10 Jun 18 12:39
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Some good advice here.

5

 
From News Discussion / Peter Stringfellow's Severed Penis Attacks Man
Posted 9 Jun 18 13:19
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I heard a rumour that she only went away because of one of the contributors on here who, sadly, is still with us.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 18 13:16
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Sorry, mate. I didn't see 'yawned'.

Daylight! A yawn like I gave heralds tiredness.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jun 18 13:56
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Salauds! A loudmouthed assault under Dieppe sky.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Jun 18 12:45
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Quote: Erskin Quint

But "Erskine"? Who he? I thought he was JO's bonkers Bond effigy?




I wouldn't know.

Entrenchment? Never trust Russian engineering! Nobody could handle men excavating new trenches.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jun 18 10:20
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Substandard, usually boring stories that are normally dreary and rarely decent.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 18 22:11
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Eerily, Erskine? Really? I love yodellers!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 18 14:27
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Tasty, and sexy, that's you!

I'm talking to you, Geoffroy!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 18 13:35
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Eventually? Very enterprising! Now, try using a little less yeast!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 18 11:40
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Sexagenarians enjoyed xylophones and glockenspiels, especially noisy accordion recitals in a nuanced style.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 May 18 14:20
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Saw; alternately, watched.

 
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