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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Nov 16 14:19
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Not often tenacious.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Nov 16 10:08
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Milieu? I like insulting European Union.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Nov 16 09:26
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Yuk! United Kingdom!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Nov 16 11:02
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Sweden was exceptionally drab, exceptionally 'Norse'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 16 15:23
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Liquidation is quintessentially ungentlemanly. It describes 'assassination', that is, of Norwegians.








There you go, EQ.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 16 15:19
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Regimental, eh? Granted it's military, Erskin. Now take a leak!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 16 15:19
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Ulysses, like you, should set example, Sir!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 16 15:18
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Normality often renders me a little insane, thank you!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 16 15:18
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Explained x-rays, presented lecture, and initiated new endocrinology discussion.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 16 15:18
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Sass: a 'saucy' simile.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 16 15:17
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Studios that usually differ in 'offering something'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 16 15:17
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Everyone - verily everyone -reads your old Norse epics.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 16 15:17
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Norway often rises with a yawn.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 16 15:16
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Norwegian of rabid wit explains game is a nonsense.

 
From General Discussion / Magazine Discussion
Posted 29 Oct 16 11:38
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Is it not possible to send magazine articles to this forum anymore? I tried, unsuccessfully, several times.

Reason? I was sick of seeing that My Mother Was A Margarine Fondler every time I opened the Forum page.

Merry Christmas.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Oct 16 10:54
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Something often makes everyone think helium is nice gas.

 
From General Discussion / Poetry Corner
Posted 9 Oct 16 01:20
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Ah, they don't make them like that anymore, do they, EQ?




 
From General Discussion / Poetry Corner
Posted 7 Oct 16 08:18
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Quote: Erskin Quint

a bit of a quandary.





That's odd, because that's exactly the genre I'd decided to name it - Quandary poetry!



Quote: Erskin Quint

Keep it up.





I'm going to.

 
From General Discussion / Where Can I Buy a Lodestone?
Posted 4 Oct 16 09:27
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I once went into a Greggs, ordered a Crocodile Sandwich, and told the serving wench to "make it snappy", but nobody laughed. I even had to change my order because she told me they didn't sell crocodile. I had a Corned Beef Slice instead.

 
From General Discussion / Poetry Corner
Posted 4 Oct 16 09:22
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Do you mean "you've got to shake a stick at it"?

That were a joke, that were.

Well, anyway, this is just a short one to tell you that I have two new poems out this week, The White Stuff, and Leave Them Alone.

I believe I am getting a 'feel' for this poetry lark now. I hope you enjoy them 'as much as you enjoyed the others'.

Tee hee.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Sep 16 08:36
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Desire ecstasy - should interest randy Erskin!

 
From News Discussion / Man shouts "yahtzee" at inappropriate time
Posted 28 Sep 16 08:33
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Indeed, and a lovely story to warm the cockles of my heart.

I gave it five knuckles, and a shuffle for good measure.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Sep 16 08:29
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Greed: rapacious, exceptionally excessive desire.

 
From General Discussion / Epiphenomena
Posted 27 Sep 16 08:21
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Come now, I hardly think that

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Sep 16 09:18
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Yearning, exhibiting a real need, is nearly greed.

 
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