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From General Discussion / Poetry Corner
Posted 23 Sep 16 09:16
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Yes, that's a good idea, E Quint. I'll try that whilst working on stuff that I intend putting in my new anthology.

I hope to have it ready for the Christmas rush.


By the way, what did you hink about I Want To Be An Arab?

And my latest release I Feel Like A Bird.

 
From General Discussion / Poetry Corner
Posted 22 Sep 16 09:21
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I've just 'published' a poem, Erskin, which you may want to peruse.

It's currently being scrutineered to ascertain whether or not it's fit for children. Let me know your criticisms, if you have any.

http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/magazine/12431/so-many-ties

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Sep 16 08:54
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Epiphanic, perhaps, is perception having a new idyllic clarity.




I imagine.

 
From General Discussion / Poetry Corner
Posted 21 Sep 16 08:27
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Ah, so beautiful.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Sep 16 08:26
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Yawn at writer's nonsense.

 
From General Discussion / Poetry Corner
Posted 20 Sep 16 09:18
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I think we have a Poet Laureate amongst us, if I'm judging correctly!

All of Mr Erskin Quints poems are of a very high standard, a standard I have set all by myself, I might add. I especially like the one about the bishops.

I will be posting some poems of my own soon, when I have writed them.

Here's one I write earlier:

http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/magazine/5593/poetry-doubts

 
From General Discussion / Animals
Posted 15 Sep 16 09:22
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This is the best poem I have thus far read in this thread.

I think it only goes to show that repeated calls for a Poetry Corner of TheSpoof.com are fully justified.

Love,

Moys




...read in this thread. Geddit?

 
From General Discussion / Bottle-Nosed Wombats
Posted 15 Sep 16 09:18
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Well that's fine, then.


Why didn't you say so in the first place?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Sep 16 09:14
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Sonorously, or noise-capable, often rowdily, or, usually, simply 'like yodelling'.



I hope that clears it up.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Sep 16 08:50
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You own unicorns?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Sep 16 08:49
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Soundly or unsoundly - never did like YOU!

 
From General Discussion / Bottle-Nosed Wombats
Posted 18 Aug 16 08:19
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Strongly suspecting that the Bottle-nosed Wombat was something conjured from the imagination of Mr Quint, I decided to investigate. A good thing that I did, for there is absolutely no trace of the aforementioned strain on Google, the leading authority on wombats.

There is, however, rather a lot of interesting information on something known as the Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat. I thought, to give Mr Quint the benefit of the doubt, that we might assume that he had become confused with the different wombat models, but I do not, now, think this is a very good idea either.

You see, the Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat is a resident of the Epping Forest National Park in Queensland, which happens to be nowhere near Iceland, where Mr Quint informs us the venerable Mr Leitmotif invented the Bottle-noses. Nor has there ever been any record of Bottle-nosed Wombat habitation in Iceland.

I smell a leg-pulling, and refuse to be drawn into the prank.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Aug 16 04:17
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Train: railways always in news.

 
From General Discussion / Hatriatism
Posted 16 Aug 16 04:15
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Quote: victor nicholas

The Panama Hat was actually invented in Ecuador.




Invented, Vic? Aren't things that are 'invented' usually processes or devices?

For example, James Hargreaves invented the Spinning Jenny in 1764.

Far be it for me to be pedantic.

Yours pedantically,

Moys

 
From General Discussion / Hatriatism
Posted 14 Aug 16 10:42
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Hull City 2 Leicester City 1

 
From General Discussion / Hatriatism
Posted 13 Aug 16 10:45
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This is all very well, but when are we going to get on to the part about hats?



 
From General Discussion / Olympic ceremony?
Posted 13 Aug 16 10:42
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Is it Olympics time again already?


Cripes, where did that four years go???!!!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Aug 16 10:39
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Eastern Asia, specifically Thailand, evokes rare nausea.



Sorry I've been so long about this, chaps. I've been away from the internet for a spell.

 
From General Discussion / I Wish To Complain
Posted 27 Jul 16 10:13
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Dear Sir,

I write to you today to complain about an issue I currently have with TheSpoof.com, with which I hope you will be able to assist.

On opening my Spoof account today, I noticed that I scored only 39 points on Monday 25th July, and, frankly, this is just not good enough. I realise that there are no guarantees about upper and lower levels with regard to points-scoring, but, I am sure you will agree, this is a very disappointing number of points.

To boot, my 'most-viewed' story that day, was the childish and wickedly unfunny Dwain Chambers To Ride Grand National Favourite, a throwaway tale of pure nothingness, scribbled by me in a moment of absolute boredom.

Now what do you say, Sir? Can you fix this 'glitch'? Am I to be shown more respect in the future with regard to my 'product', and the countless hours of hard work I have put in for this site in producing it?

I await your reply with anticipation.

Ever your servant (literally)

Moys Kenwood

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jul 16 11:06
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Lunacy - usually 'nuttiness' - affecting clever yuppy.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Jun 16 08:14
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Tongue of nymphomaniac goes unusually elliptical.




Sorry about that, E. If you want me to change it, I will.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jun 16 06:01
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Tummy upset. Maybe my yoghurt.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Jun 16 06:32
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Enemy never eats my yoghurt.







 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 16 04:23
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Stasis: typically 'a standstill in state'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 16 09:49
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Erm, Erskin, doesn't 'You offer indulgences' imply that I left the word 'yoi'? Whatever.

Indulgences never disappoint, unless lurid gratification, excitement notwithstanding, creates existential status.

 
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