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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jul 14 07:43
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Global like orb, balls and like.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jun 14 10:50
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Sucking udders, cows know, is normally glorious.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jun 14 10:04
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Greece: ruined economically, exciting Cup escapade!




World Cup, that is.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jun 14 10:58
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Seas envelope adventurous sailors.

 
From General Discussion / Scunthorpe
Posted 12 Jun 14 12:00
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Ah, the Pussy Lads! Plenty of them in this neck of the woods, as well!





By the way, Frank, what's 'notgo'?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jun 14 11:57
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Narcissistic: attention-seeking, regularly creating incredible, sublime self-love is something that I crave.

 
From News Discussion / Man's Hangover 100 Times More Painful Than Wife Giving Birth
Posted 11 Jun 14 10:05
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I see that you doubt my ability to produce big babas.


O, ye of little faith!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jun 14 12:11
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Gig is gargantuan!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jun 14 12:11
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Skanking: known (alternatively not known) in nightclub gig.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jun 14 12:08
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Goobers or, otherwise, boogiers, exhibit rare skanking.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 14 10:06
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Eternal - that's eternity - remains nice and long.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 14 10:03
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Time is more-or-less eternal.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 14 10:03
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Elephant laid egg; people had a nice time.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 14 10:02
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Sludge lay under dirty, great elephant.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 14 10:01
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Terms (endearment): romantic, melodramatic sludge.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jun 14 09:59
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Amount made overbearing under new terms.

 
From News Discussion / Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo
Posted 5 Jun 14 10:10
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There has been some 'additional traffic', but after the enormous effort needed to hatch the thing in the first place, and the subsequent embarrassment endured when people heckled me in the street over me Big Shit, I think it deserves to Go Global.




Hang on, just got to go to the toilet....

 
From News Discussion / Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo
Posted 3 Jun 14 12:45
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Quote: D P Whitehead

Fantastic - tweeted - shared etc etc - expect this to go viral.....well, at least 1,000 views....



I wish to complain. Despite DPW's expectations, this story has so far been viewed just 447 times.

I want my money back.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jun 14 12:42
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Acid! Can I drink?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 May 14 14:33
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Nonsense or 'no sense'? Essentially, not sensible English.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 May 14 14:29
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Again? God almighty! Interminable nonsense!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 May 14 09:28
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Good, or otherwise, dimwit!






Not you personally, of course.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 May 14 12:00
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"Groin" regularly overused - it's "nuts"!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 May 14 10:00
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Passion, a sordid sensation, is often nurtured.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 May 14 09:26
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Scenarios Coleridge envisaged, now are regular, if on Scafell.

 
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