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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 15 04:56
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Auntie Jean doesn't understand. I'll do 'mental'



Mental: exceptionally nutty. That and 'loco'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Feb 15 01:11
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sequiturs: eductions, quite uniform inferences that unusually represent solipsism.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jan 15 04:50
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Notice occasional 'typos' in clerical errors.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Dec 14 12:19
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Scenarios clearly entertain numpties, and routinely interest ogling Shakesperians.


...and all the very best, festively speaking, to you, Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Dec 14 14:00
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Uniform: nice if fluffy, old red mittens.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Dec 14 13:55
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You ordered uniform.

 
From General Discussion / Fake news stories about Ferguson
Posted 3 Dec 14 15:46
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Yes, it's all a bit tetchy at the moment, isn't it, Skoob?

my last Ferguson story



 
From News Discussion / Ebola Virus Can Be Transmitted Through Internet Warns Hospital Worker
Posted 23 Nov 14 09:29
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Ah, yes, a lovely story.

500 stars.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Nov 14 06:32
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Sensibility (essentially nonsensical sense) is bloody imbecilic, lad, I tell you!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Oct 14 05:45
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Seafront: essentially, a frontage, regularly of 'nice terrain'.

 
From News Discussion / Florida Man Leaves Big Tip Then Tells Everyone About It So They Think He Is Awesome
Posted 2 Oct 14 05:11
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A lovely true story, to be sure.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Oct 14 05:10
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Lollipops, or 'licking lollies', is popular on Portsmouth seafront.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Sep 14 06:36
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Yawping: a weird practice, is nicely guttural.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Aug 14 05:55
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Sectors - Eastern, critically - tracked on radar screen.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Aug 14 09:32
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Devil: evil, vile, I learn.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Aug 14 09:30
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God, or devil?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jul 14 07:43
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Global like orb, balls and like.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jun 14 10:50
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Sucking udders, cows know, is normally glorious.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jun 14 10:04
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Greece: ruined economically, exciting Cup escapade!




World Cup, that is.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jun 14 10:58
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Seas envelope adventurous sailors.

 
From General Discussion / Scunthorpe
Posted 12 Jun 14 12:00
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Ah, the Pussy Lads! Plenty of them in this neck of the woods, as well!





By the way, Frank, what's 'notgo'?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jun 14 11:57
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Narcissistic: attention-seeking, regularly creating incredible, sublime self-love is something that I crave.

 
From News Discussion / Man's Hangover 100 Times More Painful Than Wife Giving Birth
Posted 11 Jun 14 10:05
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I see that you doubt my ability to produce big babas.


O, ye of little faith!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jun 14 12:11
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Gig is gargantuan!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jun 14 12:11
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Skanking: known (alternatively not known) in nightclub gig.

 
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