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bef

Only problem is I didn't get to hear the interview. I listened but obvoiusly not at the right time. I'm a video/film editor
professionally and was curious to see how they edited it for the air.

Oh well.



BEF

I think my most "out of the box" story was Political Jabberwocky" with a whopping 225 views as opposed to Britney
Spears vagina is #1 35,000 and still going strong.
I think the only reason I have 225 on Jabberwocky is because
of the 35,000.

I'm new at this and could be wrong but I don't think so.

I was watching the Peoples Choice Awards last night and there were three references to no underware and I only watched the first 30 minutes. It's hard to not comment on the impact a vagina has had on popular culture.

Hally Berry, Robin Williams and Jennifer Aniston all had no underware comments. if it's good enough for their network television writers who am I to think myself superior?



BEF

The FCC spoof made it to the Howard 100 news page. I still have not heard the interview but at least it made the site. It's the 4th story down.

Steve Langford told me the interview was running on the show.


http://www.howardstern.com/archive.hs?h=493

BEF

You don't have to be a Stern fan to laugh your ass off at
his books Private Parts and Miss America.

I seldom find myself laughing out loud while reading but these two are a crack up.

BEF

Global warming, we're doomed.

Glad ya all enjoyed the "Fat, ugly, disgusting, stupid, degenerate, losers, piece. I thought them eloping was an interesting spin also.

Out of 57 articles I've done, I think 7 are Britney Spears inspired. It's just that when I try to complete my thought and close it out something happens that's irresistable. I'm sick of her vagina too.

Don't you think the eyeballs that come into the Spoof for
Britney also trickle into a broader readership just because of the (excuse me) exposure?

It seems like people not aware of this site are finding it because of some splashy exploitation pieces that grab their attention.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

BEF

I have a signed copy of Private Parts and yes I did tell everyone to be looking out for Britney's vagina once I reunite them.


BEF

I did a story on Howard Stern being appointed head of the FCC
last night, when I woke up there was an E-mail from Steve Langford of Howard 100 news with a number to call.

I thought it was someone goofing on me but I called it and
it was him. He asked if I minded being interviewed for Howard 100 I said no, he said he'd call back in 30 minutes.

20 minutes later he called and we did an interview about the article and hopefully they'll be able to edit something for the show.

I think I plugged the spoof but to be honest it's kind of a blur.

Very Cool!!!

BEF

It boggles my mind as to where they think they're going with this status quoe bull****. I mean, do they have somewhere else to move to we don't know about?

Where are their childern's children going to live when this is uninhabital? Am I missing something all together.


It's a subject that should be dear to all our hearts after
all it's the survial of our species. We've only got one
earth, screw that up it's the insects turn.

I don't know if you notice or if it's going on in Alaska but
have you seen the unusual contrails left by jets lately? Over L.A they're laying out grids in the sky of what looks like some kind of spray that spider webs out and becomes a sort of cloud cover. My friends and
I have been observing it for the last few years.

It's obvious where they start spraying and end spraying.

A regular contrail follows behind a plane and dissapates into nothing, this stuff is different it hangs
and creates cloud cover.

I've been wondering if this is some sort of warming
defense they're not copping to. You can't admit to something that doesn't exsist now can you?

Bush came out yesterday and acknowledged global
warming.

If you have not seen the Gore video I'd highly reccomend it as mandatory viewing for everyone on the
planet. The observations are conclusive and undeniable.

Also, Who Killed the Electric Car is alarming too.


BEF

I'm no spring chicken myself just breaching the big 50.
I'm young enough to move with the times and yet old enough to appreciate and respect the past all in the same thought..

Alaska, man that's out there, what do you all do up there? I'd imagine the fishing and hunting are spectacular enough.

Let me ask you a question. I just saw, An Inconvientent
Trurh, are you seeing the fallout from the global warming effect there?

BEF

Gnarly Eric

Hey Gnarly, I hope that mature thing hasn't left you
lusting for Betty White.

There are nice girls like Jessica Alba and to not appreciate that would constitute near death for a male.

Whore the traffic, it's a good thing. I really do live in Hollywood, 4 blocks from Hollywood and Vine, so my exposure to starletts vagina's is probably 100x normal rate, to bag on them is a natural outlet. Before, The Spoof, I never would have known, or cared the correct spelling of these girls names either.


BEF

What was the most important story of 2006?

I'd say:

Aftermath of Katrina, opened my eyes to the amount of help any of us can expect in a real disaster. I was in L.A. for the Northridge quake and people were sleeping in parks for months.

The tsunami, in scope

Saddam hanging, ramifactions unknown

Britney's break up. sheer entertainment value

Abe Vagoda dies again


BEF

Sometimes I crack me up!! Welcome Matt happy new year


BEF

Gnarly Eric

We're not lost on the fact your title has Britney Spears in it. I know not spelled "Britney" but Brittany.

Is it OK to be totally infatuated.in love with Britney's vagina on a personel level?


BEF

The other day I came up with the network execs moral delima about how much of the Saddam hanging to show and as I was writing the story Drudge posted some wigged out Saddam hanging video in it's entirety.

You can't write this stuff weirder or faster than what's really happining real time.

I was writing a spoof script based on the Britney miss adventures and I'd write the logical direction I thought
it should go and two days later it woud happen.

She'd take the wind totally out of my sails. I finally gave up, I couldn't write it stupider than it was actually
happening.

Oh well such is life..




BEF

Just wondering if everyone goes through an exploitive
phase when wrtiing spoofs? Some stuff I put out there
I think is clever, very few people read. If I say vagina
everything blows up. I'm not stupid and realize sex
sells but do you find yourself writing to attract eyes or
do you write for yourself then hope the eyes get it?

Or do the elements and stars align occasionally and you luckily achieve both?

BEF

Exploitive yes, easy target ,yes, out in the open, yes,
Brits vag is a little hard to resist. Now that I've
started I have to complete the series.

Kind of like chinese food you just never seem to get enough.

I really live at Sunset and Vine 4 blocks from
Hollywood and Vine. We're totally barraged
in LA with celeb gossip constantly. I guess my disdane
comes out this way.

BEF

Alien spacecraft, oh that's right interdementional, not up.

BEF

They also produced Reefer Madness in the 30's imagine that.


Buck

And this one is going to blow up. I want to do a spoof but it already is.

http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1371805.php


Buck E Filbert

Mark check this out

http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm

Buck E Filbert

Just wanted to say hello to everyone. Cool site.


Buck E Filbert