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From General Discussion / pc,or,mac
Posted 15 Aug 07 04:41
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I know people love thier platforms and I'll prove it, Mac hamds down second to none, head and shoulders above the rest, love em!!!!! See.

I will admit though, at times I'd like to drop kick it off the end of the Santa Monica Pier.



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From News Discussion / Paris Hilton Angered At Media Blackout
Posted 14 Aug 07 12:31
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From General Discussion / 'BEING TOM CRUISE: HOW SCIENTOLOGY IS IN NO WAY MENTA
Posted 4 Aug 07 05:55
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Been there, done that

also

and

Yes, for a month after there were men dressed in long black coats wearing fidoras and sunglasses hanging outside my studio. I do live in the heart of scientologyville. SPOOKY OOKIE.

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From General Discussion / I am brand new.
Posted 3 Aug 07 22:40
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Activity dictates sexual orientation. Is having intercourse with yourself sex, or masterbation?

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From News Discussion / Bush announces his plan to destroy America
Posted 30 Jul 07 08:56
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Only problem I have with this story is, it's not a secret.


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From General Discussion / Please stop!
Posted 16 Jul 07 17:55
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Think mine had tangs of humor, am I wrong?

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i20532

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PS I didn't find anything funny about your post at the top, might want to work on that.

 
From General Discussion / I am brand new.
Posted 12 Jul 07 07:53
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Lurkers are usually demented, that's a good thing, as long as you can avoid prosecution and restraining orders.

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From General Discussion / So what's the deal with Ron Paul?
Posted 6 Jul 07 01:27
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Paul is outside of the circle of jerks so the circle jerks won't let him in on their circle jerk.

If someone in American politics makes any sence they immediatly put them out because they, long ago, forgot how to think about the public interest and are only obsessed with self interest.

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From General Discussion / So what's the deal with Ron Paul?
Posted 5 Jul 07 04:50
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He has never voted to raise taxes.
He has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
He has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
He has never voted to raise congressional pay.
He has never taken a government-paid junket.
He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.

He voted against the Patriot Act.
He voted against regulating the Internet.
He voted against the Iraq war

Unfortunatly, these are the very reasons he'll never be a serious contender.

His views on gun control are, use two hands.

He also believes the government is suppose to protect the privacy of it's citizens as opposted to it's own dirty secrets

He also believes in the original constitution.

Ron Paul wants America to be the great nation it once was, that stands in the way of the status quo so he's gotta go.

He doesn't stand a chance because of these views.


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From News Discussion / Surgeons Amputate Man's Head
Posted 2 Jul 07 17:23
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And the end result was abnormally disperportionate, looked like a bamboo plant with redwood folliage.


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From News Discussion / Surgeons Amputate Man's Head
Posted 1 Jul 07 22:18
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I thought this was the capper

"I look ridiculous, I'm a pasty white man who can't dance."


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From General Discussion / coca-cola or pepsi cola
Posted 29 Jun 07 04:51
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The collective noticed, It's Jack-n-Coke, end of discussion. You will be obsorbed.


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From General Discussion / This one made me smile...
Posted 28 Jun 07 07:50
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Do you think there's gummy bears? teddy bears? Chicago Bears? Koala Bears?
Bearly makin it? Bear naked? Care Bear? Yogi Bear?. Booboo Bear?, The Three Little Bears? Clan of the Cave Bear? Smoky the Bear? Big Ben the Bear? Poo Bear? Gentile Ben? Styff Bears? Bare nuckle the bear essentals then grin and Bear it!!!!

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i16293


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From General Discussion / Have you ever seen something TRUE, but unbelievable?
Posted 15 Jun 07 18:36
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Funny, she said, she's in no way a violent person. If that's foreplay I'd be terrified at the real deal. Hate to see what she does when she does feel viiolent. had to cross my legs reading that one.

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From General Discussion / Have you ever seen something TRUE, but unbelievable?
Posted 14 Jun 07 06:50
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It's pretty hard to spoof Drudge, they already are.

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From General Discussion / McDonalds Ad
Posted 11 Jun 07 23:20
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You've uncovered their devious plot. Slay the monster!

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From General Discussion / gay
Posted 27 May 07 20:25
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Being gay is soo gay.
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From General Discussion / How did they do this?
Posted 18 May 07 19:55
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NNNiiiccceeee. she's actually triplets.
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From General Discussion / Jerry Falwells big day
Posted 18 May 07 19:41
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Organized religion is the scurge of man. I think religion is the most twisted game Satan has played on humanity.

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From General Discussion / Jerry Falwells big day
Posted 18 May 07 07:49
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What really sucks is they're going to make that fat piece of s**t out to be a great American hero. There are people arrested for perpatrating hate crimes that don't even come close to spreading the hate that hypocrite spread like the manure he preached

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From General Discussion / Jerry Falwells big day
Posted 16 May 07 07:52
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I did a spoof earlier on him, rather he did a spoof on himself and i just copied it into a text program and posted it on The Spoof . Point being I ended it with Amen too.
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From General Discussion / Jerry Falwells big day
Posted 16 May 07 04:42
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Think Jerry is going to find God waiting for him with open arms for all the good he did for humanity?

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From General Discussion / Cops
Posted 28 Mar 07 07:11
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Hey Mark, welcome to the dumbing down of America, and now the Queen Mothers subjects. Cops, yes addictive, 30 minutes of, I'm gald i'm not that stupid F**k. Only problem is, the fine line between you, me or the stupid f**k in the tele is very thin and moving all the time.



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From General Discussion / check out my stupid video for the red hot chilli peppers
Posted 24 Mar 07 03:04
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J-man imagine someone, even from the 50's frozen, then brought back into today. They would be unable to communicate beyond the level of a four year old. Internet, blackberys, DVD, surround sound, sattlite, radio, cable, NASA, the tech
info/explosion, valley girl speak, rap music, if you don't stay up you get left behind

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From General Discussion / check out my stupid video for the red hot chilli peppers
Posted 24 Mar 07 02:58
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Finally someone killed the community killers. Bravo!!!

good work

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