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Activity dictates sexual orientation. Is having intercourse with yourself sex, or masterbation?

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Think mine had tangs of humor, am I wrong?

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i20532

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PS I didn't find anything funny about your post at the top, might want to work on that.

Lurkers are usually demented, that's a good thing, as long as you can avoid prosecution and restraining orders.

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Paul is outside of the circle of jerks so the circle jerks won't let him in on their circle jerk.

If someone in American politics makes any sence they immediatly put them out because they, long ago, forgot how to think about the public interest and are only obsessed with self interest.

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He has never voted to raise taxes.
He has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
He has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
He has never voted to raise congressional pay.
He has never taken a government-paid junket.
He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.

He voted against the Patriot Act.
He voted against regulating the Internet.
He voted against the Iraq war

Unfortunatly, these are the very reasons he'll never be a serious contender.

His views on gun control are, use two hands.

He also believes the government is suppose to protect the privacy of it's citizens as opposted to it's own dirty secrets

He also believes in the original constitution.

Ron Paul wants America to be the great nation it once was, that stands in the way of the status quo so he's gotta go.

He doesn't stand a chance because of these views.


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The collective noticed, It's Jack-n-Coke, end of discussion. You will be obsorbed.


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Do you think there's gummy bears? teddy bears? Chicago Bears? Koala Bears?
Bearly makin it? Bear naked? Care Bear? Yogi Bear?. Booboo Bear?, The Three Little Bears? Clan of the Cave Bear? Smoky the Bear? Big Ben the Bear? Poo Bear? Gentile Ben? Styff Bears? Bare nuckle the bear essentals then grin and Bear it!!!!

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i16293


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Funny, she said, she's in no way a violent person. If that's foreplay I'd be terrified at the real deal. Hate to see what she does when she does feel viiolent. had to cross my legs reading that one.

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It's pretty hard to spoof Drudge, they already are.

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You've uncovered their devious plot. Slay the monster!

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Being gay is soo gay.
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NNNiiiccceeee. she's actually triplets.
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Organized religion is the scurge of man. I think religion is the most twisted game Satan has played on humanity.

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What really sucks is they're going to make that fat piece of s**t out to be a great American hero. There are people arrested for perpatrating hate crimes that don't even come close to spreading the hate that hypocrite spread like the manure he preached

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I did a spoof earlier on him, rather he did a spoof on himself and i just copied it into a text program and posted it on The Spoof . Point being I ended it with Amen too.
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Think Jerry is going to find God waiting for him with open arms for all the good he did for humanity?

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Hey Mark, welcome to the dumbing down of America, and now the Queen Mothers subjects. Cops, yes addictive, 30 minutes of, I'm gald i'm not that stupid F**k. Only problem is, the fine line between you, me or the stupid f**k in the tele is very thin and moving all the time.



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J-man imagine someone, even from the 50's frozen, then brought back into today. They would be unable to communicate beyond the level of a four year old. Internet, blackberys, DVD, surround sound, sattlite, radio, cable, NASA, the tech
info/explosion, valley girl speak, rap music, if you don't stay up you get left behind

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Finally someone killed the community killers. Bravo!!!

good work

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OK Jman I'll be gunning for your slot as soon as I get back into writing mode. I've got so much vagina swelling up inside I may need a sex change.

#9 you say drats, foiled again, circle the wagons, it's every man for himself, it's always darkest before the dawn, he who laughs last, laughs last, it takes a village to raise a child.



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Gail, you have a different name on youtube, I saw your comment thanks again.

Come on spoofers check out my video, you know it's the only thing keeping your position safe on the top 10.

It's only temporary. and will be corrected shortly.

: -) :-0


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Thanx Gail, glad you enjoyed it, I looked at for the first time today on a big hi rez monitor with an ass kicking sound system and it looked incredible. Wish th net looked 10% as good as the master.

I need to take out all the band stuff but I've already designed about 70 more shots for it to replace the Chili Peppers footage then it will be copyright free.

I'm cutting an action picture during the day and building shots for the video at night, guess that's why Britneys vagina has been so quiet. After I close this video out
I'll be back with my first family on the net, The Spoof.com.

If you can comment please do, it helps having viewers commenting and it's even more special when it's from here.

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Thanx for all the help and info, I think i have it Mark. J-man, now I know where to avoid for dinner.


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I text while smoking ciggs, tuning the radio in 70 mph rush hour traffic in Los Angeles. I'm hopelessly addicted. I have text conversations with people that have 20 threads on both sides.

I was drunk in Two Harbors Catalina on one of my friends 65 foot formosa sailboat and had a two hour conversation through text with my brother in Colorado, it only cost me a dollar I think

Once I found texting I was history, I don't have to talk to anyone anymore.

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Thanx Jman, it probably is more up your sons alley.

All the footage is our original acquisition except the Chilis live stuff. I have to go in and replace all of that because the contest rules stipulate no logos or footage of the band, copyright infringement. The rules are quite long,
I should have read the fine print as well. It will be corrected.

I used Final Cut Pro with After Effects for some of the animation.

And finally, what's a music video without babes? All goes back to that undeniable fact girls are cute and watchable. I think it has something to do with that unusual way they move, it's fascinating. Oh and did I mention they're cute.

Thanx for the support
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