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| From | General Discussion / WTF naked rock climbing/pics | |
| Posted | 18 Jul 08 22:21 | |
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I have my gear packed QM. It includes only a toothbrush and dental floss - and one of those cameras inserted anally, of course.
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| From | General Discussion / What the Flipping Heck as happened to summer? | |
| Posted | 18 Jul 08 22:20 | |
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I live on the cost in southern California. It rarely goes above 80 nor below 60. But I may be in Florida in a few weeks where I can also complain.
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| From | General Discussion / What the Flipping Heck as happened to summer? | |
| Posted | 18 Jul 08 01:08 | |
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Um...Gordon, as far as I can see it's here now. Sunny, warm, kids out of school etc. Am I missing something?
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| From | General Discussion / Will Padraig win the big one this weekend? | |
| Posted | 17 Jul 08 21:32 | |
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I can understand injuries from football, baseball, basketball, boxing and any type of physical sport. But GOLF??? Something is off in your swing if you get hurt doing that!
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| From | General Discussion / WTF naked rock climbing/pics | |
| Posted | 17 Jul 08 20:59 | |
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If you look closely you will notice none of them are more than a couple of feet off the ground and they have been photoshopped. I am going rock climbing this weekend and I will keep my eyes open for these girls.
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| From | General Discussion / Will Padraig win the big one this weekend? | |
| Posted | 16 Jul 08 01:15 | |
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Who is Padraig?
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| From | General Discussion / What is the best way of getting rid of Twats? | |
| Posted | 15 Jul 08 00:57 | |
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I find if you repeatedly leave the toilet seat up they will generally go away on their own.
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| From | General Discussion / Should Nick Fun have spent $15k on a wedding when millions of Kosovans are without shoes? | |
| Posted | 9 Jul 08 04:14 | |
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Keep in mind, the 15K included a wedding reception, Tuxedo rental, glorious honeymoon in Hawaii, drinks on the shore and nude swimming in the ocean after midnight. Those things were far more precious than a few Kosovian shoes. Nike could provide them with shoes much better than I could and they have a bigger budget!
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| From | General Discussion / What's the best way to get rid of cats? | |
| Posted | 9 Jul 08 04:08 | |
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I might also suggest tainted mice.
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| From | General Discussion / WTF? Woman dies after 'vaginal blowing' cancer cure | |
| Posted | 8 Jul 08 18:52 | |
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I have a sliding scale based on age, race, height and weight. My price can also go that high.
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| From | General Discussion / Should Nick Fun have spent $15k on a wedding when millions of Kosovans are without shoes? | |
| Posted | 8 Jul 08 01:10 | |
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I think they've been in the can too long.
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| From | General Discussion / What's the best way to get rid of cats? | |
| Posted | 4 Jul 08 01:34 | |
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I wish I'd known. I would have joined you Carina. |
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| From | General Discussion / What's the best way to get rid of cats? | |
| Posted | 3 Jul 08 23:25 | |
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Monkey offers a valid solution. But the most obvious solution would be --- dogs.
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| From | General Discussion / Should Wayne Rooney have spent £5million on his wedding when people are starving to death etc? | |
| Posted | 19 Jun 08 06:21 | |
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An interesting question MW. Granted, she had hundreds of shoes. For the price she paid, the Kosovans could have purchased thousands of shoes. One pair of Blahniks is equal to 300 pairs of normal shoes! Perhaps I could have shod the entire country! I culd have had a statue erected in my honor as "the Man who Shod the Kosovoans". Damn! |
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| From | General Discussion / Should Wayne Rooney have spent £5million on his wedding when people are starving to death etc? | |
| Posted | 18 Jun 08 21:50 | |
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My heart bleeds when I hear of all the shoeless in Kosovo that have suffered because of my wedding to a woman who later decided she liked girls better!
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| From | General Discussion / Should Wayne Rooney have spent £5million on his wedding when people are starving to death etc? | |
| Posted | 18 Jun 08 21:33 | |
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Yea! You tell 'em! I think those rich guys should give away ALL their money so other people can eat more! My own wedding cost some $15K* and it only lasted 6 years! I could have given that 15K to some homeless people and now they'd be fat and happy! Damn! What was I thinking???
*Including the Honeymoon in Oahu. |
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| From | General Discussion / What does Carina Eta look like? | |
| Posted | 8 Jun 08 01:57 | |
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As I recall, you guys are the ones that gave us Bush. If not for you things would have been quite different. |
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| From | General Discussion / What does Carina Eta look like? | |
| Posted | 7 Jun 08 19:03 | |
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I realize Carina does not want us answering this so I shall refrain.
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| From | General Discussion / Mum, wtf is granny doing in the olympics? | |
| Posted | 7 Jun 08 16:54 | |
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I couldn't imagine swimming in a pool with a bunch of elderly people who wear Depends undergarments when they're out of the pool. The though just scares me.
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| From | General Discussion / It's funny coz it's true | |
| Posted | 6 Jun 08 06:02 | |
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I enjoy being the guy that everyone talks about at Thanksgiving dinner for years to come. For example, Aunt Mary would says, "Did I ever tell you about that strange guy...?"
I like to be that guy. |
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| From | General Discussion / Would you hump Pop Princess? | |
| Posted | 24 Apr 08 05:45 | |
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Getting back to the original question, when I wrote under the guise of 'Asia Babe' I was hit on by several very obnoxious, smelly old men. It's great to be a guy aain!
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| From | General Discussion / Spell Checker | |
| Posted | 24 Apr 08 05:41 | |
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I don't need no stinking spell chek.
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| From | General Discussion / I'm Starting This Thread Purely For The Sake Of Starting A Thread | |
| Posted | 24 Apr 08 04:48 | |
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I once had a waitress come on to me while I was having dinner with my wife (now ex-wife). In retrospect, I should have f**ked that waitress when I had the chance. Ah, well, hindsight...
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| From | General Discussion / Headcases: The Lingering Death Of British Satire | |
| Posted | 19 Apr 08 02:42 | |
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US satire is also suffering. As a writer, I blame it on the editors, re-writers and "politically correct" corporate suits who don't know a gag when it hits them in their asses and bites them on their genitals. There's still good talent out there -- somewhere.
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| From | General Discussion / Random poll | |
| Posted | 11 Apr 08 18:35 | |
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I'm sure among your peers that midget laugh is quite amusing. However, we are grownups. We prefer more full-bodied laughs.
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