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| From | General Discussion / Only 172 readers online!!!!!! | |
| Posted | 7 May 11 09:52 | |
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Yeah, no-one's getting married or being killed this weekend.
It's about normal for a Saturday morning. |
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| From | General Discussion / An Obituary To Die For... | |
| Posted | 5 May 11 16:58 | |
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I went to Chao's once. Damned nice sweet and sour there.
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| From | General Discussion / No yanks, limeys only | |
| Posted | 4 May 11 20:06 | |
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Heheh, sock it to them!
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| From | General Discussion / No yanks, limeys only | |
| Posted | 4 May 11 19:59 | |
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So, AV vote tomorrow.
I haven't had anything through my letterbox from the Yes to AV people. I guess they're not targeting us up north. Their website seems to be pandering more to southern toffs with their coffee and fancy bars. Wehheehooheehoo. Anyway, had two pieces of junk from the No to AV people. Which got me so ticked off that I think that perhaps it did come from the Yes to AV people. I'm voting Yes to AV because @stephenfry told me to. Why are you voting Yes to AV? Heh, loaded question, I love it. Just out of interest, I thought I'd put a poll out here, just to find out how you're going to vote tomorrow on AV. (BTW AV stands for Alternative Vote. Don't get confused that it's something to do with the leads coming out of your video recorder. I think that would be a good joke for the No to AV people to use.) |
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| From | General Discussion / Today...... | |
| Posted | 4 May 11 12:14 | |
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Ha, I'm back on now. Thought I'd disabled the disabling. Turns out, I disabled something else instead of re-enabling what I had disabled. Both disablings now disabled.
Flummoxed be I, to be sure. |
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| From | General Discussion / I just don't get it... | |
| Posted | 4 May 11 12:04 | |
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You can get it at Sainsburys?
Where's me nectar card... |
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| From | General Discussion / Today...... | |
| Posted | 4 May 11 08:57 | |
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Yeah, let's get the grey bastard.
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| From | General Discussion / Today...... | |
| Posted | 4 May 11 07:40 | |
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Beam me up Scotty.
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| From | General Discussion / Oh God No... | |
| Posted | 3 May 11 19:02 | |
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You can't keep a good dog down.
Now he's bloody well in charge. God help us all. |
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| From | General Discussion / Can finally get back to reading the news now. | |
| Posted | 3 May 11 18:31 | |
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I think MW did once.
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| From | General Discussion / Can finally get back to reading the news now. | |
| Posted | 3 May 11 18:05 | |
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I am too young, but thanks to Wikipedia, I'm now an expert on The Grinder - so called because of his slow, determined style of foreplay.
Apparently. Amazing the facts you can pick up on Wikipedia. |
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| From | General Discussion / Can finally get back to reading the news now. | |
| Posted | 3 May 11 17:35 | |
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Sorry, I was working backwards, which for me is forwards.
Just got to go squeeze my teabag. |
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| From | General Discussion / Can finally get back to reading the news now. | |
| Posted | 3 May 11 17:34 | |
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Hey baby, they're all beautiful. |
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| From | General Discussion / Can finally get back to reading the news now. | |
| Posted | 3 May 11 17:33 | |
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It's true ![]() |
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| From | General Discussion / Can finally get back to reading the news now. | |
| Posted | 3 May 11 17:22 | |
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Finally watched the end of the snooker.
I really wished Trump had won. He had so much bad luck, it was such a shame. I hate having to duck-and-dive the news though when I don't want to know the score. Thankfully no-one here wrote a story about it - that's always a minefield too, but I just tell myself, it's all lies - right?! ![]() Anyone watch it? It was a good game I thought. The two players seemed very well matched. Even though Higgins won, I still thought Trump was the better player. |
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| From | General Discussion / Sir Henry Cooper RIP | |
| Posted | 2 May 11 08:28 | |
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Very sad news.
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| From | General Discussion / Goodbye | |
| Posted | 15 Apr 11 13:45 | |
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Hi Arm. I don't think I've been receiving messages from you correctly. Were you trying to contact me by email?
I know I'm shit at replying to messages, that's just a downfall of having to run this site whilst keeping a full time job. If you message me enough, I'll reply eventually. It's not arrogance or ignorance, I'm a nice guy, just ridiculously busy. Sorry to see you go. Best of luck! |
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| From | General Discussion / Google Doodle Fail | |
| Posted | 13 Apr 11 16:02 | |
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I love it, great work
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| From | General Discussion / New caption competition | |
| Posted | 6 Apr 11 19:07 | |
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| From | General Discussion / Scotland | |
| Posted | 6 Apr 11 19:06 | |
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*Groan*
I love it ![]() |
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| From | General Discussion / No-one post here. It's a 'post free' thread. | |
| Posted | 6 Apr 11 11:33 | |
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Don't worry, I won't.
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| From | General Discussion / Arse! | |
| Posted | 31 Mar 11 07:53 | |
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That would be an ecumenical matter.
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| From | General Discussion / So... Let's Pool Our Money to Buy An Aircraft Carrier | |
| Posted | 29 Mar 11 09:33 | |
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A million pounds would probably only buy you a couple of rivets and a light-bulb.
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| From | General Discussion / Interesting reading | |
| Posted | 28 Mar 11 10:31 | |
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Noticed this in the most e-mailed section of the BBC news site. Offers a different perspective to the usual approach the media likes to take.
Interestingly I never saw it posted anywhere predominantly when it was first published... Viewpoint: We should stop running away from radiation |
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| From | General Discussion / Does the punishment fit the crime lol ? | |
| Posted | 26 Mar 11 14:25 | |
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It was okay, I guess.
Should've had "THIEF" watermarked on his forehead. That would have been funny. |
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I think that would be a good joke for the No to AV people to use.)
