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Quote: Skoob1999

Perhaps someone rejected it because they thought it was shit, and unfunny.

Whatever, it wasn't me.

Regards

Skoob.

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*holds up hand*

Yeah, that was me, sorry. I've never heard the saying before.

Thought the story would be better off done as a joke or a snippet. Didn't seem to have enough substance to make it as a news story.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Extras like grated cheese are optional.

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Not for me they're not.

Guacamole and soured cream a must too.

Bastard.

I started a diet today.

I came off my bike last week, or the week before maybe.

Really stupid, not sure what happened. I think I talked myself in to falling off.

I needed new brake pads, couldn't slow myself down quick enough when turning. Was coming out of a junction turning right and ended up hitting the kerb and falling off. I could see it coming a mile off, but there was little I could do to stop it, so I just talked myself in to it.

Fell off with an annoyed grunt, picked myself up and rode away.

Hurt my wrist and scraped my leg, nothing too bad. Landed on the pavement (sidewalk) too, so no risk of being squished.

Ah bikes. They're great, until you fall off.

I can't say I'm surprised.

Yawn.

One thing I've realised is, if you go up to a complete stranger in the street and say "Hello", they think you're a weirdo, but to other people it looks like you're actually talking to them.

Marvellous technology innit.

Yeah, if you log in to both sites, you shouldn't have any issues.

Easy. The surgeon is Jesus. He's not got the proper training. But he can make you anything out of a bit of wood.

I hope it works out for you Skoob.

It's hard to get really enthused off the back of one race. A bit like watching a football match when you're not a supporter of either team.

If you find the commentary's a bit dull, go on the red button and pick the Radio 5 commentary. I find the TV commentary better this year, but the radio boys get more excited. I guess because they've got to convey more passion to people who can't actually see what's happening.

Pick a couple of drivers to support during the race, just in case one crashes out.

Here's hoping it is an exciting one. I've not been disappointed yet this season. Well, actually, that's a big whopper. I've been disappointed lots of times, but never bored.

Yeah, my fingers are crossed for rain and safety car too.

I seem to recall hearing Whitmarsh say they'd gone for a wet setup. Probably just trying to appease the sponsors for being woefully slow (if a few hundred milliseconds can be so called). Anyway, hope it pays off for them.

Vettel on pole again.

Rats.

I hoped McLaren were going to be good at Canada. Rubbish.

He just crashed out, right at the end of 3rd practice.

Hope they can put his car back together again before qualifying.

I like the way the wheels seem to explode when they hit the walls. Noticed Kobayashi's do that in 2nd practice too. I wonder if it's coz they're made of magnesium alloy. Does magnesium work like that?

Dr B - Please don't quote whole posts.

I'd rather not.

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Quote: Colonel Juan

relax..

follow through..

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Surely that's a given, right?

I vote LG. She'll sort 'em out.

Okeidokey. I'll try to fix it to give some better feedback in future. Or to just get it to work.

Not sure why it's doing what it's doing, but I'll take a look at it at some point.

Apologies for the inconvenience.

Heh, Skoob's right, it was the word deflammatory which I was talking about originally.

I suspect your post has some weird characters in it, maybe a copy-paste job from the dictionary containing a pronunciation guide?

Try removing any weird looking characters first, then try to post again.

Hmm. Interesting. I'll try to get it fixed tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience in the meantime.

And thanks for letting me know.

That's possibly a bug. Can you give step-by-step details of what you're doing so I can try and reproduce it?

I doon't know what all the fuss is aboot, eh?

Put a new caption comp online.

Click here to go play!

It's because they need training in how to use internet fora.

If you see someone who's quoting too much, tell 'em off.

I'm not.

Took all my waterproofs out of my bag this morning.

What a mistake-a to make-a.

It's VE day and I had to find out from Google.

Anyway, here's some light entertainment.

I really hate 24 hour news. The way they prattle on and on about nothing and speculate over the tiniest things.

I was just trying to watch the Osama video but had to stop because it got really frustrating.

Just talking about it is getting me even more annoyed.