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From General Discussion / Does Debbie McGee look more attractive than Madonna? Do you care?
Posted 21 Jan 09 18:33
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I think it's unfair comparing an amateur shot with a professional studio shoot.

Paul should invite Madge over so he can take a few shots of them together...or maybe get a fourth friend to take the photos and have Paul in a Madge McGee sandwich.

 
From General Discussion / Stupid Questions I Get Asked
Posted 20 Jan 09 17:59
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I've got a friend with something that looks like those hanging from his rear-view mirror. Now I'm scared.

 
From General Discussion / "I rhymed menstrual with consensual - it was f***ing brilliant!" - Russell Brand
Posted 20 Jan 09 17:45
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Quote: Madame Bitters

I know I wouldn't touch his 'ole' with a 20 foot pole wrapped in industrial plastic.



Is that your normal method of seduction?

Just curious.

 
From General Discussion / Stupid Questions I Get Asked
Posted 20 Jan 09 17:31
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What are love balls? Are they like anal beads?

 
From News Discussion / The Pope says "Muslims are gay"
Posted 20 Jan 09 13:20
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The discussion of pedophilia and sexual deviancy in the catholic church is fair comment.

The depiction of young boys bottoms which are "covered with dried feces" hindering "rivate instruction" takes things too far.

It's not a question of faith, it's a question of decency.

 
From General Discussion / Stupid Questions I Get Asked
Posted 20 Jan 09 11:55
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I had a job in a supermarket a few years ago. I remember once this kid (about 14) came up to me and asked me where the garlic was, and he couldn't find the right looking 'ackage'.

So I went with him to the herbs and spices bit and found crushed garlic and garlic salt. He said, looking at me like I'm an idiot, "no, that's not right, it comes in a sort of white package, like a papery sort of thing."

"Do you mean fresh garlic?" I asked.

"Hmmmrumphhnnno," came his reply, "my mum sent me here to get some garlic."

So I took him to the produce section and found him a bulb of garlic.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 18 Jan 09 23:34
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I haven't been paying attention...so forgive me if this has been asked already

Q 51 Are you a deity?

 
From General Discussion / Anyone else have a problem with theSpoof crashing their computer/web page loading?
Posted 18 Jan 09 08:34
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Yes, I'm sure it's a coincidence. A webpage can't do what you're describing, the worst it could do is hang your machine, but it would have to be a deliberate thing.

 
From General Discussion / Anyone else have a problem with theSpoof crashing their computer/web page loading?
Posted 17 Jan 09 09:51
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What kind of crashing are you talking about? Does Firefox bring up its quality feedback window and have to restart, or does it just freeze up?

Do you get a little pop up about flash exceptions or somesuch?

I can't see it being caused directly by The Spoof as nothing has been changed for months.

 
From News Discussion / Boat lands on New York runway
Posted 16 Jan 09 17:55
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I might suggest that to Bernie. It should spice things up a bit.

 
From News Discussion / Boat lands on New York runway
Posted 16 Jan 09 17:53
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I concur, I bet his brain moves quicker than a cheetah driving a Formula 1 car.

 
From News Discussion / Dog Poo Breakthrough
Posted 16 Jan 09 17:46
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Glow in the dark dog poo! What will they think of next?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 16 Jan 09 17:34
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Q1 Are you a vegetable?

 
From News Discussion / Man Saves Time And Money By Having A Wank Instead
Posted 16 Jan 09 09:30
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Sage advice and classic Whitehead. 5*

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 15:27
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Q31: Are you famous?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 15:26
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Iain:

Q22: No


Are you calling him a liar?

 
From News Discussion / Heathrow Chaos As Plane Lands On Third Runway, Before It's Even Been Built
Posted 15 Jan 09 13:22
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Funny

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 13:16
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Q18 Are you a cartoon character?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 12:07
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Q17 And you own a dog?!

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:58
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Q16 Just so I'm straight on this, when you say you're not a human being, that is because you're some other animal right? It's not that you're just inhuman?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:56
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Q22: The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.


You obviously nicked that off a yank website. No self-respecting Englishman would contract 'right-angled triangle' to 'right triangle'

 
From News Discussion / Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:23
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It'd be a pain to make a pentagram out of bread. Maybe there'd be a market for a specially shaped loaf tin...

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:10
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Q15 - Are you George W. Bush?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:06
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Qi (2) - Are you on Stephen Fry?

 
From News Discussion / Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:05
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It was an advert. I guess he/she makes commission on a link to buy some Wiccan book.

Hey, my spell checker doesn't like Wiccan, it wants to replace it with sandwich...the work of the devil?

 
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