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From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:40
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Not quite

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:39
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None of the above!

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:39
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Nope

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:38
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

Are you a politician?


Yes, but not BO

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:38
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Nope

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:36
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Quote: Monkey Woods

What did you have on before you changed?


Just a t-shirt.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:36
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I'm not royal...but similar if you're American.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:35
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No, because I changed before I started the game.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:33
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Old

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:32
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I ain't Patrick and I'm not in pop.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:32
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My initial choice was Dale Winton, but I thought he might be too obscure!

They're all wrong, but I'll let you off the question count.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:31
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Currently famous...but perhaps not for long.



 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:29
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I'm male.

I'm not me.

8 left

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:27
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Yes, I'm a person

10 left

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:27
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If you're not going to play properly, you can't join in.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:25
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Bigger than a cheetah? I think so...height wise probably anyway.

Am I famous? Yep.

Foregoing MWs Qs, 11 left.

 
From General Discussion / Family Guy, Simpsons, King Of The Hill are funny, but they are safe, what else is funny?
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:23
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

I watched 'Step-Brothers' last week with Will Ferrell and John C Reilley. I surprisingly found it a hilarious film. Everyone has told me it's crap.


The paradox about comedy is that, it's a really popular genre, however if you admit to liking anything but animated comedy everyone starts groaning.


Will Ferrell is he funny or not? John C Reilley funny or not?

Adam Sandler has become a millionaire from comedy, but everyone I know tells me he is shit or a shit. As for Ben Stiller I don't know who admits to liking him.


I am finding everyone now hates Jim Carrey, but's his films are really popular. Why are people so ashamed of their comedy, but still make millionaires out of comedians.


How rich is Seinfeld ? But who ever puts him on the top of the funny list?






Is comedy some sort of taboo past-time. What's going on folks is comedy the new porn?

I expect Will Ferrell would like it to be or you could always watch Boogie Nights.

I like Will Ferrell, I also like Adam Sandler I think they're funny guys. Will's improv doesn't always work for me, but I love Talladega Nights, I think he and Sasha Baron Cohen work well together in that film - I just don't believe it's scripted all that tightly and most must be ad-libbing.

I'm a big fan of Blades of Glory and Anchorman.

As far as AS goes, the two films I remember him in are Big Daddy and Happy Gilmore. I haven't seen Anger Management because the trailer looked wank.

I remember years ago I got this MP3 of him acting as a goat who belonged to a drunk redneck guy. That was very funny. I'm sure it must be some long-standing sketch he does.

I like Jim Carey's films, well...I like Dumb and Dumber and I like Bruce Almighty. I don't like The Mask and I don't like Ace Ventura. I've only ever seen the end of that one where he's on the TV...whatever that's called. It looked interesting enough, and I'm sure it's critically acclaimed.

Jerry Seinfeld? Don't know how rich he is, but I heard one of his stand-ups once and it was very funny. The only bit I remember from it went like this:


Why don't they put normal faucets in Airports? You ever tried to wash your hands with those things? You press the button and the smallest bit of water comes out.

What, do they think if they put normal ones in there executives are going to piss about with them? Clog up the plughole and leave them running? You'll see a bunch of suits running out of the airport giggling and bumping in to each other, and hear:

'Hey, you idiot, we missed our flight!'

'Who cares?! Water!!!'


Aah funny.

I think Ben Stiller is a twat.

Eddy Murphy is a legend.

Gene Wilder is brilliant.

Richard Pryor and John Candy are dead.

Steve Martin rocks.




As for cartoon comedy, I love Futurama, I like The Simpsons, I don't like that one with the baby...you know, the one that talks - I think it's called Family Guy. I've never been compelled to watch American Dad. South Park has to be one of the best satirical outlets ever - seriously, it's not for moronic kids.

Oh, and Penny Crayon was great. That and Bananaman.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:20
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Nice pet? If you like that sort of thing.
Inhabitant of Europe? Yes
Cat or dog? Nope
What time is it? Saturday.

11 left?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:14
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(Sorry, everyone's questions count in the total)

Meat eater (as far as I know...)

I don't think I've been watching Derren Brown...

15 qs left

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:11
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Nope.

17

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:09
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I'm an animal.

I'm not a food mixer

18 questions remaining.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:04
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Like the normal 20 questions game.

You first ask me if I'm an animal, a mineral, or a vegetable, and it goes from there. There's a max 20 questions to ask before you have to guess what/who I am.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 13 Jan 09 23:57
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I've got some time to kill.

Go!

Rules: each question must be answered before another question can be asked. Cross posted questions will be answered together, just don't bombard me with questions!

 
From General Discussion / How does the rating syatem work?
Posted 8 Jan 09 12:50
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Sex or not, you've still got to write regularly.

 
From General Discussion / How does the rating syatem work?
Posted 8 Jan 09 07:38
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I think the easiest way is to write regularly each day.

You can get lucky and have a popular story which will sling you into the top 20, but these are generally few and far between.

 
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