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From News Discussion / Dog Poo Breakthrough
Posted 16 Jan 09 17:46
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Glow in the dark dog poo! What will they think of next?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 16 Jan 09 17:34
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Q1 Are you a vegetable?

 
From News Discussion / Man Saves Time And Money By Having A Wank Instead
Posted 16 Jan 09 09:30
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Sage advice and classic Whitehead. 5*

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 15:27
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Q31: Are you famous?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 15:26
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Iain:

Q22: No


Are you calling him a liar?

 
From News Discussion / Heathrow Chaos As Plane Lands On Third Runway, Before It's Even Been Built
Posted 15 Jan 09 13:22
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Funny

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 13:16
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Q18 Are you a cartoon character?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 12:07
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Q17 And you own a dog?!

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:58
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Q16 Just so I'm straight on this, when you say you're not a human being, that is because you're some other animal right? It's not that you're just inhuman?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:56
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Q22: The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.


You obviously nicked that off a yank website. No self-respecting Englishman would contract 'right-angled triangle' to 'right triangle'

 
From News Discussion / Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:23
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It'd be a pain to make a pentagram out of bread. Maybe there'd be a market for a specially shaped loaf tin...

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:10
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Q15 - Are you George W. Bush?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:06
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Qi (2) - Are you on Stephen Fry?

 
From News Discussion / Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.
Posted 15 Jan 09 11:05
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It was an advert. I guess he/she makes commission on a link to buy some Wiccan book.

Hey, my spell checker doesn't like Wiccan, it wants to replace it with sandwich...the work of the devil?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 15 Jan 09 10:40
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Are you something?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 13:01
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Q4 Are you on telly?

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 12:18
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#2 Are you human?

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 14 Jan 09 12:03
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Coz I did it for him

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:48
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Sounds like a plan. I'm off to my bed anyways. Nighty night.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:44
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Tru dat.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:44
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Yeah, unless you want to play bingo?

Meal for two - sixty nine.
Havin' a wee, the number three.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:43
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Sorry to disappoint, it was a rubbish choice, I just went for the first name I saw!

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:41
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Bingo!

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:40
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Not quite

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 00:39
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None of the above!

 
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