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From News Discussion / Local Man Can't Stand Heat - Decides to Get out of the Kitchen
Posted 29 Jul 09 17:59
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Funny

 
From News Discussion / Emma Watson shows her wet pussy at film premiere
Posted 9 Jul 09 21:28
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Naughty, naughty

 
From General Discussion / Who is Chamone?
Posted 9 Jul 09 07:32
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It's Jesus Budda btw if anyone's still curious.

 
From News Discussion / King of pop alive and well
Posted 9 Jul 09 07:28
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Funny

 
From News Discussion / Rats debate what to do over sinking ship
Posted 5 Jun 09 10:10
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Brilliant satire. 5*

 
From News Discussion / Lottery Presenter Faces Anus Probe
Posted 30 May 09 17:59
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Very silly, very funny

 
From General Discussion / America, the land of free speech
Posted 29 Apr 09 11:27
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No.

 
From General Discussion / America, the land of free speech
Posted 29 Apr 09 09:32
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The first amendment affords every American the right to free speech, but if you say a naughty word on television, expect to pay the government big bucks!

US TV swearing policy 'correct'

Absolute codswallop.

 
From News Discussion / Man Goes Directly To Jail, Does Not Pass Go, Does Not Collect $200
Posted 27 Apr 09 18:02
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Fantastic idea - why didn't I ever think of it?!

5*

 
From General Discussion / Are the Spoof headlines 'stuck'?
Posted 14 Apr 09 16:46
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Ah right, I see what's going on...or at least I hope I do...

Thanks for the heads-up.

 
From General Discussion / Are the Spoof headlines 'stuck'?
Posted 14 Apr 09 16:30
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Why, what's wrong with it?

 
From News Discussion / Monkey Woods is called bigot by Jade Goody's Ghost
Posted 6 Apr 09 22:15
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Look out Monkey. Looks like you've got a fan!

 
From General Discussion / plentyoffish
Posted 6 Apr 09 15:26
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It probably does do some locality checking based on your ISP.

My ISP's based in London, so I usually get London based content when I come across sites like these.

 
From News Discussion / G20 protestrrs fail to cause riot in London
Posted 1 Apr 09 20:16
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First class - I love it.

5*

 
From News Discussion / WellFit4Work Scheme Goes Ahead
Posted 1 Apr 09 14:01
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Like it Roy. 5*

 
From General Discussion / Oh Dear....
Posted 1 Apr 09 13:54
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The spoiled child will get his just desserts one day.

The lardies will just get their desserts.


The Simpsons

Mindy: Well, desserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet and tasty.


 
From General Discussion / Oh Dear....
Posted 1 Apr 09 09:25
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Quote: Monkey Woods

I don't know which one it was, but one of the daughters confessed on the radio that she was 24 stones.


Having seen her picture, it would certainly make more sense if that were the case.


Quote: Monkey Woods

Mars Bar Cakes!


Sickening. But I've been there before.

One thing I would like to eat is this.

One day, one day.

 
From General Discussion / Oh Dear....
Posted 1 Apr 09 08:57
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Quote: Monkey Woods

well done to that fat lady for losing weight


I read the article again, I think it was the daddy who lost the 5 stone.

I found this breakdown of their weights: Philip Chawner, 53, and his 57-year-old wife Audrey weigh 24st. Their daughter Emma, 19, weighs 17st, while her older sister Samantha, 21, weighs 18st.

I don't really understand why they can't work. Well, maybe the parents is understandable, but there shouldn't be anything stopping the girls - and the dad doesn't look too out of shape to me.

Hey ho. Ain't nothin I can do about it.

 
From General Discussion / Oh Dear....
Posted 1 Apr 09 08:44
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Quote: Monkey Woods

You fat fuck!


Get ready for some derision!


In the words of Eric Cartman: Suck my balls!

 
From General Discussion / Oh Dear....
Posted 1 Apr 09 08:41
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How many kilograms (or pounds) equals a stone?

A stone is 6.4kg

(Quick tip: Google will do these translations for you. Enter: x y to z and it'll give you the answer.

Where x is a number, y is a unit of measurement to convert from and z is a unit of measurement to convert to.)

 
From News Discussion / IRA Terrorist Group Shaft Police
Posted 1 Apr 09 08:33
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Hmmm...

 
From General Discussion / Oh Dear....
Posted 1 Apr 09 08:12
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I do think it seems a little unfair they are treated so badly. Their obesity is obviously debilitating, and regardless of whose fault that is, they shouldn't be derided for it.

I don't believe their claims that their obesity is genetic, simply because it has not been proven scientifically, and because I know how easy it is to become overweight - and con yourself into think it's not because you're troughing your face.

I'm a big bloke. I weighed over 19 stone (266lbs 120kg) in September last year. That wasn't genetic, it was pies. I'm not sure what kickstarted my impulse to lose weight, but I decided it was necessary to change or else I would end up a real lardass (not that I wasn't one already!)

I now weigh 16 stone (224lbs 101kg), but I'm still a long way off my "ideal" weight which, according to BMI wotnots, is 11 stone (154lbs 70kg).

I got stuck in the belief that my weight wasn't due to what I was eating. "I don't eat breakfast, I rarely eat lunch," was my usual thought pattern. But I'd come home and have dinner, followed by chocolate biscuits, followed by crisps, followed by chocolate, followed by cheese, followed by ... - I was simply lying to myself.

I read in the article that the mother has lost 5 stone - which is really admirable and surely shows her weight is unlikely to be down to her genes. She got a real slap in the face from the newspaper stories which gave her the impetus to lose weight. I just hope she can see that and keep it up.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Mar 09 21:33
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Sunlight unveils night, letting illumination grow hot tamales.

I started at the end and worked backwards with this one. Who knew it would work out as well as it did.

 
From General Discussion / This makes sense...Sorta!
Posted 28 Mar 09 08:40
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
"Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
"I can cut them for you," said Dan the pharmacist,
"but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
"I am 96" said the old man, "I don't want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my
slippers."


I guess you all missed this then

It's completely identical.

Either Buck is MsTerri or you both get your jokes from the same place.

 
From News Discussion / Woolworths to open again!
Posted 24 Mar 09 19:25
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What's weird is I know two people who've started knitting recently.

 
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