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From News Discussion / Jesus Demands 'Goody Friday'
Posted 18 Mar 09 18:59

Quote: Skoob1999

Does that mean you're made of cement?

If you are, you're probably hard...

Quote: Rula Nation

I am now.


From News Discussion / Jade Goody Critics in Paris Hilton Death Plunge Horror
Posted 18 Mar 09 18:51
Spoofweedin, it's easier than it looks.

From News Discussion / 'Goody-bye England's Woes' plea as Elton John does a runner
Posted 17 Mar 09 10:08
Ahh the perpetual cash cow.

Nice pun with the title

From General Discussion / Review of life
Posted 13 Mar 09 17:00
Paul's running a blog competition at his work and he asked me to mention it here so it's not just him and me visiting it

It's called review of life, and it is a review of everything that happens in his life, from the mundane to the not so mundane. It's his latest project, he hopes it'll go somewhere but he's not sure quite where just yet

p.s. For anyone who might not be aware, Paul is my brother and he and I made The Spoof. Without him, none of this would be here, so go give him some feedback on his blog!

From News Discussion / Internet Explorer 'feature' affects
Posted 12 Mar 09 17:57
Oh, I see it now. That's fun, I like it

From News Discussion / Internet Explorer 'feature' affects
Posted 12 Mar 09 17:55
I checked it out and presumed it was a spoof, because I don't have any issue with it.

Do the words jump to the top of the page?

From General Discussion / Breaking news snippet scroller updated
Posted 10 Mar 09 20:19
If the scroller is not working, you will need to perform a full refresh in your web browser.

Pressing the Ctrl+R keys at the same time or Ctrl+F5 should do this. (You should be on a page where you can see the snippets scroller too )

There were a few teething problems, but everything seems okay now.

Any problems, message me.

From News Discussion / Men with Big Penises Live Longer, Happier, More Satisfying and Productive Lives
Posted 27 Feb 09 14:32
I dunno if there was a comment in the post, all I found was a mangled link, which links to the story.

Sorry if a message got wiped.

From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 12:42

Quote: NODDY

Mornington Crescent !

From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Feb 09 09:27

Quote: Roy Turse

Grandmothers really are not decrepit matrons, only tricky hips endanger relative safety

Roy, seriously, that is brilliant.

Safety assessment fires everyone's temper, yeah?

From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 09 18:47
Determination expects tumultuous exertion, requires maximal impetus, natural ability, total intrepidity, obstinate nerve.

From News Discussion / Phelps Shatters Two More World Records
Posted 12 Feb 09 18:24
Performance enhancing? He doesn't need it. He wins gold olympic medals even when he's stoned!

From General Discussion / High five
Posted 12 Feb 09 18:22
Gimmie five!

From General Discussion / Apologies for the outage
Posted 12 Feb 09 12:38
Hopefully (fingers, toes, legs, arms crossed) it should be okay now...

From General Discussion / Apologies for the outage
Posted 12 Feb 09 12:06
In fact, if anyone else is experiencing this, please let me know!

From General Discussion / Apologies for the outage
Posted 12 Feb 09 12:05
Oh crap.

Thanks for letting me know!

Apologies to anyone else experiencing this.

From General Discussion / Apologies for the outage
Posted 12 Feb 09 10:43
Sorry for anyone having issues connecting to the site just now.

Hopefully it's fixed. Please let me know if you encounter any more problems.

From News Discussion / Brad Pitt's Half Brother Spills The Beans
Posted 11 Feb 09 18:55
I really love these stories

Proper spoof, as it should be.

From News Discussion / Coronation Street To End In 2010
Posted 10 Feb 09 20:55
I laughed out loud when I read the last paragraph.

It'd be a lot more fun if actors maintained their characters in whatever show they were acting in.

Like if Craig Charles' character was actually Dave Lister, and he's got the Cat, Kryten and Rimmer holed up in the flat over the taxi rank.

Or if Don Fisher came in to the Woolpack to try and get Marilyn to come back to Summer Bay and bring up their baby. Seriously - that relationship was never going to work.

You could have the entire TV world subsisting within one giant storyline. It'd make for a more interesting evening.

From News Discussion / Robert Pattinson: Love Trapezoid
Posted 6 Feb 09 18:33
I don't get these stories. Are they funny?

From General Discussion / Whoops!
Posted 5 Feb 09 16:56
I really hate it when you get it wrong three times.

I did that once when I really needed to make a transaction. Ended up having to go to the bloody branch to do it. Bastards.

From General Discussion / Just Want to Get this off of my Chest
Posted 5 Feb 09 12:15
I guess they're happy with their chest hair.

From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 09 12:05
Yes eludes sure

From News Discussion / Heavy Snow Sweeps Britton
Posted 4 Feb 09 13:30
Welcome back, by the way

From News Discussion / Heavy Snow Sweeps Britton
Posted 4 Feb 09 13:29

Quote: Monkey Woods

Hey, what a coincidence, Jimbo! You haven't been on here for sooooooo long, and now, after Mark revived one of your old stories, you suddenly turn up, LIKE MAGIC! Wizard!

What great timing, or maybe an amazing, unbelievable coincidence, or ... hey, you're not somebody else, are you?

Now then, let's see...

Sorry to bust your conspiracy bubble, but it wasn't really a coincidence, he made an edit to the story, it showed up for checking, I saw it and commented on it in the forum.

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