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I checked it out and presumed it was a spoof, because I don't have any issue with it.

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There were a few teething problems, but everything seems okay now.

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I dunno if there was a comment in the post, all I found was a mangled link, which links to the story.

Sorry if a message got wiped.

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Quote: NODDY

Mornington Crescent !

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Quote: Roy Turse

Grandmothers really are not decrepit matrons, only tricky hips endanger relative safety

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Roy, seriously, that is brilliant.

Safety assessment fires everyone's temper, yeah?

Determination expects tumultuous exertion, requires maximal impetus, natural ability, total intrepidity, obstinate nerve.

Performance enhancing? He doesn't need it. He wins gold olympic medals even when he's stoned!

Gimmie five!

Hopefully (fingers, toes, legs, arms crossed) it should be okay now...

In fact, if anyone else is experiencing this, please let me know!

Oh crap.

Thanks for letting me know!

Apologies to anyone else experiencing this.

Sorry for anyone having issues connecting to the site just now.

Hopefully it's fixed. Please let me know if you encounter any more problems.

I really love these stories

Proper spoof, as it should be.

I laughed out loud when I read the last paragraph.

It'd be a lot more fun if actors maintained their characters in whatever show they were acting in.

Like if Craig Charles' character was actually Dave Lister, and he's got the Cat, Kryten and Rimmer holed up in the flat over the taxi rank.

Or if Don Fisher came in to the Woolpack to try and get Marilyn to come back to Summer Bay and bring up their baby. Seriously - that relationship was never going to work.

You could have the entire TV world subsisting within one giant storyline. It'd make for a more interesting evening.

I don't get these stories. Are they funny?

I really hate it when you get it wrong three times.

I did that once when I really needed to make a transaction. Ended up having to go to the bloody branch to do it. Bastards.

I guess they're happy with their chest hair.

Yes eludes sure

Welcome back, by the way

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Hey, what a coincidence, Jimbo! You haven't been on here for sooooooo long, and now, after Mark revived one of your old stories, you suddenly turn up, LIKE MAGIC! Wizard!

What great timing, or maybe an amazing, unbelievable coincidence, or ... hey, you're not somebody else, are you?

Now then, let's see...

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Sorry to bust your conspiracy bubble, but it wasn't really a coincidence, he made an edit to the story, it showed up for checking, I saw it and commented on it in the forum.

Circumstances indirectly relate curiously unrelated meetings simultaneously together and nary crew exclaims supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

It was always going to be a farce. I'm surprised it snowed at all, the weather people can't normally even predict what day tomorrow is.

5* for the social commentary.

I've never had much dealings with either company, but I'm sure the satire stands up on its own. However, the funniest bit I found was this:

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...sending him a box of chocolates, and his wife some nice flowers, which Mr Thrills has promised to lay on her grave when he visits it next week.

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Great line 5*

This oldie passed my eyes just now. Thought it was relevant to bump it, given the current climate.

It's fixed now. Damn.