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You should watch Rat Race.

Avacados is a Greek centre forward who plays for Accrington Stanley.

You know what's also funny? People who race horses to the point of destruction. They must have a really great time killing those animals on the track.

Unlike other mammals, such as dogs, a horse can not survive in humane circumstances on three legs. A broken leg in a horse can lead to complications as the other legs attempt to bear the weight of the horse's body.

It's a brilliantly humane sport.

It's a shame they turned him into dog food. What a waste - that slightly sweet, tender, low in fat, and high in protein meat going to the dogs. It's just not fair.

I hear it makes good salami too.

Maybe they thought you were called Rocky and were quizzing you on contemporary culture.

Tru dat.

Sorry for the accusatory tone in my initial message, I wasn't intending to be provocative towards you personally.

I would too, but it's hit-and-miss as to whether the media would have picked up on the story. She'd be just another crime victim.

Would you have been as outraged if they'd snapped her neck?

Elton John on Madge: "Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay £75 to see them should be shot."

He said that four years ago, I guess he's never had a clear enough shot.

He probably can't afford a good enough seat at one of her gigs.

I think it's unfair comparing an amateur shot with a professional studio shoot.

Paul should invite Madge over so he can take a few shots of them together...or maybe get a fourth friend to take the photos and have Paul in a Madge McGee sandwich.

I've got a friend with something that looks like those hanging from his rear-view mirror. Now I'm scared.

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I know I wouldn't touch his 'ole' with a 20 foot pole wrapped in industrial plastic.

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Is that your normal method of seduction?

Just curious.

What are love balls? Are they like anal beads?

The discussion of pedophilia and sexual deviancy in the catholic church is fair comment.

The depiction of young boys bottoms which are "covered with dried feces" hindering "rivate instruction" takes things too far.

It's not a question of faith, it's a question of decency.

I had a job in a supermarket a few years ago. I remember once this kid (about 14) came up to me and asked me where the garlic was, and he couldn't find the right looking 'ackage'.

So I went with him to the herbs and spices bit and found crushed garlic and garlic salt. He said, looking at me like I'm an idiot, "no, that's not right, it comes in a sort of white package, like a papery sort of thing."

"Do you mean fresh garlic?" I asked.

"Hmmmrumphhnnno," came his reply, "my mum sent me here to get some garlic."

So I took him to the produce section and found him a bulb of garlic.

I haven't been paying attention...so forgive me if this has been asked already

Q 51 Are you a deity?

Yes, I'm sure it's a coincidence. A webpage can't do what you're describing, the worst it could do is hang your machine, but it would have to be a deliberate thing.

What kind of crashing are you talking about? Does Firefox bring up its quality feedback window and have to restart, or does it just freeze up?

Do you get a little pop up about flash exceptions or somesuch?

I can't see it being caused directly by The Spoof as nothing has been changed for months.

I might suggest that to Bernie. It should spice things up a bit.

I concur, I bet his brain moves quicker than a cheetah driving a Formula 1 car.

Glow in the dark dog poo! What will they think of next?

Q1 Are you a vegetable?

Sage advice and classic Whitehead. 5*

Q31: Are you famous?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Iain:

Q22: No

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Are you calling him a liar?