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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 May 18 18:54
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Seizures exacerbate incoherent zombie undulations, revealing expired souls

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 May 18 14:58
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television elfs lighten evening viewing in sexy inviting open nightgowns

What? No dear, I'm not watching Babestation, just flicking through.

 
From General Discussion / MW, are you Simonfromharlow?
Posted 23 May 18 15:52
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I think Alan Rickman said that once about his penis.

 
From General Discussion / MW, are you Simonfromharlow?
Posted 23 May 18 13:46
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Simonfromharlow school trip tweets 'largely fictional'

A dad whose account of helping out on a school trip captivated Twitter has admitted it was "largely fictional".

Users were hooked to Simon Smith's "hilarious" tweets describing the "utter carnage" of a day out involving 60 ten-year-olds.


All that's missing is being set in Southeast Asia and it's a Moys Kenwood spoof.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 May 18 08:35
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Enigmatical nighttime imps give magical appearance that inspires contentment and laughter

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 May 18 12:56
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Threat hasty rectal examination and tergiversate

No, me neither.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 May 18 18:19
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Surrealism uniquely rouses recondite experiences. As, like, iconoclast sadists masturbate.


Or something.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 May 18 15:55
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Yorkies on really knackered Ibex exude silliness.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 18 15:40
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Slough, London's outer utopia? Gan howay!

Am I allowed to use dialectal English?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 18 10:32
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Tongue only naughty gentleman undergraduate Etonians.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 May 18 13:59
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Lamb: a mighty beast.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 May 18 13:18
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Kiev? I eat veal.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 May 18 13:08
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Stories that only reinstate insanity, evidently suck.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 May 18 11:00
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Northerners occasionally revile the haughty effeminate righteous narcissistic egotistic rotten southerners.


But not me, you understand

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 May 18 14:45
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Girlfriends in Romania "looking for romance" invariably exact naughty daytime sex.

 
From News Discussion / Missing County Durham man Robert Shafto found in San Fransiscan gay den
Posted 18 Apr 18 14:31
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Fun fact, I once played a duet of Bobby Shafto on the recorder - aged 25.

Toot, toot.

I took the upper part, while she played underneath.

Ooh-er missus.

 
From General Discussion / Bathos
Posted 17 Apr 18 13:48
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Arsole?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Mar 18 07:52
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That was beautiful *applause*

Now organising wank

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Mar 18 14:16
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Mystery you say? That's easily researched, yobbo!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Mar 18 15:35
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Arse, Romulus. Stupra eam!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Mar 18 11:44
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I really need to not rush so much. Now I've split an infinitive. Balls.

Amorous Martians ogle Russian oligarchs underpinning Salisbury

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Mar 18 12:35
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Spectacularly politely, Edgar called to a considerably unlucky lady: "Avoid randy Yakuza!"

 
From General Discussion / Clay Activated Manufacturers
Posted 21 Mar 18 12:26
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I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Pricked in my arse, dangled 'twixt the knees.

 
From General Discussion / Clay Activated Manufacturers
Posted 21 Mar 18 12:24
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"Shut that door, I've got my cock out."

- Larry Grayson

 
From General Discussion / Clay Activated Manufacturers
Posted 21 Mar 18 12:22
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Dear Spaff

So glad to read you have turned a corner and are now on the up, and up

Yours, now and always

Howard Aryew

 
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