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From Magazine Discussion / How to Write the Perfect Resume
Posted 1 Aug 18 08:38
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“I get a little bit paranoid sometimes, and I start talking to invisible people. Will my supervisor have a problem with that?”




 
From General Discussion / Sexy bush
Posted 27 Jul 18 14:49
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Quote: JinoLeFeeto

"Sorry kid Im not really your father I wuz grafted."


Brings a whole new meaning to the term "hard graft".

 
From News Discussion / Professional Man Poops in His Pants at Work
Posted 26 Jul 18 11:39
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Why is poo so funny?

Love it.

 
From General Discussion / Sexy bush
Posted 26 Jul 18 10:23
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Sheffield topiarist 'disgusted by drunk hedge sex'

A topiarist says he is having to make regular repairs to his hedge due to drunk people pretending to have sex with it.

"They're climbing on top of her and pulling her legs apart - you know, it's disgusting," he said.


Google wouldn't approve.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jun 18 15:02
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Yolks over luscious kimchi, scrumptious!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jun 18 14:33
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Everyone views ecclesiasticism randomly. You often need enlightenment.


 
From News Discussion / Boy Spends Year in K-9 School
Posted 26 Jun 18 14:27
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A private school that stressed obedience and physical activity.

His shaggy bangs hung over his eyes, and his eager-to-please disposition made him an easy student to work with.


Gems.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jun 18 11:05
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Diodes impel one direction, electrically speaking.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 18 21:34
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Gyrated yearnings roused adolescent thoughts; ergo diddled.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jun 18 10:17
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Suggestively, Ulrika gave Gazza expressive show that instantly vivified endemic lustful yearnings.

True story.

 
From News Discussion / Max Verstappen Headbutts Mum
Posted 10 Jun 18 08:22
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Genius.

 
From News Discussion / Vicar's Wife Startled by Garden Drone
Posted 5 Jun 18 20:50
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Once you get a lice infestation, they never fully leave you.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 18 20:44
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Soldats observé les dégénéré allemande traîtrise. Salauds.

God bless Google translate.

 
From News Discussion / Vicar's Wife Startled by Garden Drone
Posted 5 Jun 18 20:23
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Hey, blast from the past, welcome back!

Love the story too

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Jun 18 20:30
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Squirmers queerly undulate; intertwine, reticulate. Mimics erotic rampaging sexagenarians.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Jun 18 15:06
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"Orifice really is ferociously itchy," claimed Elvis.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Jun 18 13:52
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Watched as they cradled her edible dildo.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 May 18 13:54
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Relatives elatedly left, admiring the incredible view everyone saw.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 May 18 09:20
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Nephew exacts premium handout. Esurient wanker.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 May 18 21:16
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Spermatogenesis produces essential reproductive material, appropriate to originate genetic existence. Normally ejaculated suceeding intercourse, son.

I think this is part of "the talk". The comprehensive version.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 May 18 18:54
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Seizures exacerbate incoherent zombie undulations, revealing expired souls

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 May 18 14:58
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television elfs lighten evening viewing in sexy inviting open nightgowns

What? No dear, I'm not watching Babestation, just flicking through.

 
From General Discussion / MW, are you Simonfromharlow?
Posted 23 May 18 15:52
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I think Alan Rickman said that once about his penis.

 
From General Discussion / MW, are you Simonfromharlow?
Posted 23 May 18 13:46
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Simonfromharlow school trip tweets 'largely fictional'

A dad whose account of helping out on a school trip captivated Twitter has admitted it was "largely fictional".

Users were hooked to Simon Smith's "hilarious" tweets describing the "utter carnage" of a day out involving 60 ten-year-olds.


All that's missing is being set in Southeast Asia and it's a Moys Kenwood spoof.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 May 18 08:35
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Enigmatical nighttime imps give magical appearance that inspires contentment and laughter

 
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