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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jun 18 11:05
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Diodes impel one direction, electrically speaking.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 18 21:34
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Gyrated yearnings roused adolescent thoughts; ergo diddled.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jun 18 10:17
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Suggestively, Ulrika gave Gazza expressive show that instantly vivified endemic lustful yearnings.

True story.

 
From News Discussion / Max Verstappen Headbutts Mum
Posted 10 Jun 18 08:22
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Genius.

 
From News Discussion / Vicar's Wife Startled by Garden Drone
Posted 5 Jun 18 20:50
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Once you get a lice infestation, they never fully leave you.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 18 20:44
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Soldats observé les dégénéré allemande traîtrise. Salauds.

God bless Google translate.

 
From News Discussion / Vicar's Wife Startled by Garden Drone
Posted 5 Jun 18 20:23
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Hey, blast from the past, welcome back!

Love the story too

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Jun 18 20:30
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Squirmers queerly undulate; intertwine, reticulate. Mimics erotic rampaging sexagenarians.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Jun 18 15:06
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"Orifice really is ferociously itchy," claimed Elvis.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Jun 18 13:52
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Watched as they cradled her edible dildo.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 May 18 13:54
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Relatives elatedly left, admiring the incredible view everyone saw.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 May 18 09:20
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Nephew exacts premium handout. Esurient wanker.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 May 18 21:16
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Spermatogenesis produces essential reproductive material, appropriate to originate genetic existence. Normally ejaculated suceeding intercourse, son.

I think this is part of "the talk". The comprehensive version.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 May 18 18:54
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Seizures exacerbate incoherent zombie undulations, revealing expired souls

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 May 18 14:58
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television elfs lighten evening viewing in sexy inviting open nightgowns

What? No dear, I'm not watching Babestation, just flicking through.

 
From General Discussion / MW, are you Simonfromharlow?
Posted 23 May 18 15:52
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I think Alan Rickman said that once about his penis.

 
From General Discussion / MW, are you Simonfromharlow?
Posted 23 May 18 13:46
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Simonfromharlow school trip tweets 'largely fictional'

A dad whose account of helping out on a school trip captivated Twitter has admitted it was "largely fictional".

Users were hooked to Simon Smith's "hilarious" tweets describing the "utter carnage" of a day out involving 60 ten-year-olds.


All that's missing is being set in Southeast Asia and it's a Moys Kenwood spoof.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 May 18 08:35
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Enigmatical nighttime imps give magical appearance that inspires contentment and laughter

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 May 18 12:56
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Threat hasty rectal examination and tergiversate

No, me neither.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 May 18 18:19
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Surrealism uniquely rouses recondite experiences. As, like, iconoclast sadists masturbate.


Or something.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 May 18 15:55
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Yorkies on really knackered Ibex exude silliness.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 18 15:40
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Slough, London's outer utopia? Gan howay!

Am I allowed to use dialectal English?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 18 10:32
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Tongue only naughty gentleman undergraduate Etonians.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 May 18 13:59
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Lamb: a mighty beast.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 May 18 13:18
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Kiev? I eat veal.

 
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