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From Magazine Discussion / Psalm 23
Posted 16 Dec 10 23:56
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Skoob,

You are a very talented writer and one of the most compassionate individuals that I have ever known.

The fact that you are always one to praise your fellow writers and give them your suggestions and advice in a kindly manner is precisely the reason why you are so well liked and so highly respected by all.

I have always said that when it comes to dialgoue writing you are the absolute master. And when it comes to being a friend, you are truly in a league all by yourself.

I am proud of you pal.

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / A short message of thanks {no replies please}
Posted 16 Dec 10 22:29
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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Thank you, everybody.

For making me feel so welcome, after a bit of time away.
The support and kindness I have recieved, is beyond words.

Your encouragement is a medicine that can not be purchased and the healing powers of your affection is priceless.


Thank you

Love Light & Peace

Arm xx


Armfeetandtoe,

That is what The Spoof is all about...kind, caring, talented individuals with a fine sense of humor.

Hasta Later,
Abel

I know that you asked for no replies, but please forgive me because in times like these it really needs to be said.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Amnesiacs Monthly
Posted 16 Dec 10 20:42
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Armfeetandtoe,

I just read this one and it is a definite "Fiver."

You do possess a unique style of writing.

And let me say that you have truly found a "Journalistic Gold Mine."

Keep up the excellent and very creative work.

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Alcoholics Monthly
Posted 16 Dec 10 20:34
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Armfeetandtoe,

A very enjoyable article.

"Cinco" Thumbs.

I especially liked the following line:

The landlord of last years venue has a message for us: We know who done it, and what it is, but please, tell us where it is! thank you.

Well done.

Hasta La Tea Time,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Chrysler Recalls 367k Mini-Vans After Beer Cans Cause 'Rattling Noise!"
Posted 16 Dec 10 20:28
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Thanks AB:
...Route 66 heading west with the sound of maracas in my ears...beer tabs in the hub caps?... Buzzing in the headliner....vuvuzelas in the tail pipes??

Holy Macerana!

I'm a traveling one man band....just need that Monkey to grind me organ!

Viva Zapata!


Morse,

Speaking of heading "West" on El 66.

I heard from an unnamed, reliable source that California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will be selling Sarah "Snowflake" Palin piñatas to help raise some much needed revenue.

Hasta La Left Coast,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Hill Street Blues To Roll Again - With Spoof Writers!
Posted 16 Dec 10 18:53
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Skoob,

An excellent story mate.

V Thumbs.

And thanks for taking us back to the Land of Television Yesteryear.

I agree with Bureau, the theme song from Hill Street Blues was truly one of the best ever.

Hasta La Law,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Chrysler Recalls 367k Mini-Vans After Beer Cans Cause 'Rattling Noise!"
Posted 16 Dec 10 18:46
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Morse,

You knocked it into the parking lot pal.

V Thumbs.

A cleverly written Morse "Classic."

Hasta La Cerveza,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Holiday Songs That Never Caught On
Posted 16 Dec 10 18:28
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Holiday Songs That Never Caught On...
Rudolph The Neutered Reindeer

Bureau I hope things are going well for you pal.

I really enjoy reading your "Question of The Day" segment.

Hasta La Fa La La La Laaaaa La La La Laaaaa,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Latest Released WikiLeaks:
Posted 16 Dec 10 18:12
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"Shotgun" Sarah Palin has a bigger Taco Tickler than Jon Gosselin.

 
From News Discussion / Lindsay Lohan Backs Out of Lead in Remake of "Splendor in the Grass" After Learning It's a Love Story, Not a Drug Story!
Posted 16 Dec 10 04:37
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John,

My Left Coast friend. You never fail to amaze me with your wonderfully written comments.

You are truly in a league of your own and there is no one who can touch you.

Five thumbs for your insightful observations but only because there is no six.

Hasta La El Lay (L.A.),
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Lindsay Lohan Backs Out of Lead in Remake of "Splendor in the Grass" After Learning It's a Love Story, Not a Drug Story!
Posted 15 Dec 10 23:10
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Morse,

Greetings to "El Hombre" de South Carolina.

I liked your article.

V Thumbs.

Perhaps LiLo would star in the 'still in the talks' Ron Jeremy version, Splendor in The **ass.

And as Gwyneth Paltrow said in a recent episode of Glee.

"¿Don-de es-ta Lind-say Lo-han?
Lind-say Lo-han es-ta in re-ha-bi-ti-la-cion."


Hasta La Lindsay Lohan,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / George W. Bush Gives Advice To Miley Cyrus, Thanks Her for Bringing Salvia Divinorum To Public Awareness
Posted 14 Dec 10 03:48
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Jean,

I liked your story. It was very clever.

Five Thumbs.

Good job.

Hasta La Miley (Lohan),
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Least Favorite Holiday Specials!
Posted 14 Dec 10 03:16
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The Least Favorite Holiday Specials:

The Favorite Christmas Carols of Atilla The Hun.

Hasta La La La La Laaaaa, La La La La,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Least Favorite Holiday Specials!
Posted 13 Dec 10 21:57
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Presenting the least favorite Holiday Specials:

Heidi Montag's Christmas Ornaments She Made Herself Out Of Old, Discarded Silicon.

 
From News Discussion / Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"
Posted 12 Dec 10 19:16
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Skoob & Bureau,

Thank you guys.

I'm glad you liked it.

And Bureau, I really enjoy your "Bureau's Question of The Day" report.

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Charles and Camilla's Car Pelted By Angry Students - Charles Remarks "That's Bloody It, Camilla and I Are Moving To Sweden"
Posted 11 Dec 10 23:00
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Skoob,

Thank you mate.

I hope you're having a gobsmackingly tickety boo day.

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Charles and Camilla's Car Pelted By Angry Students - Charles Remarks "That's Bloody It, Camilla and I Are Moving To Sweden"
Posted 11 Dec 10 22:04
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Lady Godiva and Bureau,

Thank you both for your kind words.

They are much appreciated.

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Geico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem
Posted 10 Dec 10 18:17
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Dax L'Amour,

I'd like to welcome you to The Spoof.

I enjoyed your very creative story.

Five Thumbs.

Well done.

Hasta Later,
Abel



 
From News Discussion / Victoria's Secret Brings New Style of Sexy to Dubai
Posted 10 Dec 10 14:53
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Charpa,

I really liked your story.

V Thumbs.

Very clever and well written.

Good job.

Hasta Las Burkinis,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / John McCain Says He Will Run For President In 2012 With Bristol "The Pistol" Palin As His Vice President
Posted 8 Dec 10 16:52
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John and Bureau,

Thank you gentlemen.

Bureau it is good to hear from you pal. And I do have to agree with you, John Peurach is one "Top Notch" revuer (reviewer).

The man from "El Lay" (Los Angeles) truly has a way with words and he can most definitely paint an excellent picture with those flowing words and phrases.

Keep in touch Bureau.

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Wikileaks Documents Verify That Ron Jeremy Has The Biggest Penis In The USA
Posted 6 Dec 10 22:24
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Bureau and Morse,

Yes Don Meredith was as we say down in the South "A Good Ol' Boy." The Mt. Vernon, Texas native was truly a Dallas "Cowboy."

He not only was an extremely talented quaterback but he had a fantastic down home type of announcing humor, kind of like the football version of baseball's Dizzy Dean.

I recall when Dandy Don first began on Monday Night Football the home team was getting blown out of the game, probably by about 30 or more points.

The ABC cameraman panned the stands and stopped at a dejected male fan. The camera lingered and finally the fan "Shot the Bird" at the cameraman.

Later on in the game, the camerman again panned the stands and this time Dandy Don remarked, "Okay fella now don't linger too long on any one person, remember what happened the last time ya went and done dat." That was classic "Meredith."

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Wikileaks Documents Verify That Ron Jeremy Has The Biggest Penis In The USA
Posted 6 Dec 10 15:05
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John and Lady Godiva,

I want to thank you both for the "Cinco's."

John, I always enjoy reading your messages. Well done.

And Lady G. regarding Marie Osmond's lips, it does appear that the talented lady from Utah has, for some reason, gone in and had the "Trout Snout" look done.

Hasta Later,
Abel


 
From News Discussion / Find a date today
Posted 4 Dec 10 16:21
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Mark,

An excellent play on words.

Five Thumbs.

Well done.

Hasta Las Dates,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Wikileaks Is Reporting That The Minnesota Vikings Are Moving To Los Angeles
Posted 3 Dec 10 05:06
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My Thanks to two of the Spoof's 'Finest,'

The Left Coast's San Francisco Onion and

The Right Side of The Pond's Skoob.

Hasta La Later Amigos,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Wikileaks Is Reporting That The Minnesota Vikings Are Moving To Los Angeles
Posted 3 Dec 10 00:57
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John and Bureau,

Thank you for the kind words gentlemen.

John I really liked your P.S. It was mucho funny.

And Bureau, you my esteemed friend are simply amazing!

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
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