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From News Discussion / Jet's Ryan Enters Rehab for Sole Food Addiction; Can't Shake Insatiable Desire for "Pigs Feet!"
Posted 26 Dec 10 19:12
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Morse,

An excellent job of writing on a very topical sports story.

5 Toes, I mean Thumbs.

And I especially liked your closing "Footnote":

A Jet's spokesman denied today that the team was interviewing a barefooted kicker due to all the recent controversy.

That was mucho clever my fine South Carolinian pal.

Hasta Las Patas,
Abel


 
From News Discussion / Local Man Caught Up In Travel Chaos - Cancelled Christmas Train Almost Causes Severe Frostbite
Posted 25 Dec 10 06:55
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Skoob,

A very enjoyable story about a not so nice occurence.

Cinco of dem dar thumby thingies as they say down in Del Rio, Texas.

A right nifty and jolly good bloomin' piece of work mate.

Hasta La All Aboard,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Spoof - still pioneering
Posted 24 Dec 10 21:45
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Overheard at an Oregon lumberjack convention:

One, Two, Tree, Four.

 
From General Discussion / Signs That Stephen King Is Your Next Door Neighbor:
Posted 24 Dec 10 17:03
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He has a sign out on the front lawn that reads:

"Please Do Not Pet The Boa Constrictor."

 
From General Discussion / Least Favorite Alcoholic Drink For New Year's Eve
Posted 23 Dec 10 19:06
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Lynton,

It simply amazes me how celebrities such as Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, and Charlie Sheen always seem to live their lives bordering on self-destruction.

Hasta La Mystery,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Least Favorite Alcoholic Drink For New Year's Eve
Posted 23 Dec 10 17:15
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An Amy Winehouse Slippery Navel

 
From General Discussion / Restaurants That You Need To Avoid
Posted 23 Dec 10 00:04
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Quote: Lady Godiva

Muffies All You Can Eat Dive Through (Yes - I meant to type 'dive')


One of the best 'Double Entendre' restaurants in the Western Hemisphere.

Well done, Lady G.

Hasta La Desert,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Restaurants That You Need To Avoid
Posted 22 Dec 10 23:59
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In San Francisco's Chinatown:

The One From Corumn A Chopstick Cafeteria

"Home of Recyled Fortune Cookies"

 
From General Discussion / Restaurants That You Need To Avoid
Posted 22 Dec 10 22:12
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In Pelican Hooha, Louisiana:

The Damn Friggin Oil Slick Tar Balls Oyster Grill

"All of our meals come with an industrial sponge."
- Cal "The Cagy Cajun" Lafayette - Manager

 
From General Discussion / Restaurants That You Need To Avoid
Posted 22 Dec 10 20:48
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In East Los Angeles:

The Illegal Papaya PiƱata Hacienda

 
From General Discussion / Restaurants That You Need To Avoid
Posted 22 Dec 10 20:02
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Captain Cluck Cluck's Poisoned Chicken Diner

 
From News Discussion / Belgium Declares War On Britain
Posted 22 Dec 10 19:47
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Sidney,

I really enjoyed your story.

V Thumbs.

I especially liked your following line:

Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, said "We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the seas. We would fight them in the skies, but you need fighter aircraft to do that".

It brought back memories of Belguim's "Brussel Sprouts Uprising of 1919."

Well done.

Hasta Later,
Abel



 
From General Discussion / Restaurants That You Need To Avoid
Posted 22 Dec 10 18:26
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The Red Glowing Lobster

 
From General Discussion / Restaurants That You Need To Avoid
Posted 22 Dec 10 17:38
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Restaurants that you need to avoid:

Kentucky Refried Chicken

 
From General Discussion / Signs That Stephen King Is Your Next Door Neighbor:
Posted 22 Dec 10 15:05
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He replaced his pet parrot with a pet vulture.

 
From General Discussion / Signs That Stephen King Is Your Next Door Neighbor:
Posted 22 Dec 10 14:30
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The fish tank in his living room is filled with piranha's.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Three Wise Men of the Spoof
Posted 22 Dec 10 00:33
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Charpa,

I liked your Christmas flavored article.

5 Thumbs.

I read it. I enjoyed it. I rated it. And that is really and truly all that "I" actually need to do.

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" The Wilderness Woman Shows She Can Dog Mush With The Best of 'Em
Posted 21 Dec 10 20:42
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Bureau,

That is a funny story pal.

Foster Brooks was simply hilarious. During his appearances on the old Dean Martin Show, he could make Dean laugh just as much as the people sitting in the audience.

Hasta La Laughter,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" The Wilderness Woman Shows She Can Dog Mush With The Best of 'Em
Posted 21 Dec 10 20:22
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Aubergine, Bureau, and John,

Thank you very much. It is much appreciated.

And Bureau, I have just recently learned that the Eskimo people have 973 different words for the name 'Popsicle.'

Hasta La Blizzard,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / A rant and rave!
Posted 20 Dec 10 23:32
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This is a little off the beaten path, but it does concern English accents.

I always found it interesting that great British bands like The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Animals, and countless others sang without their English accent, which was obvious once they started talking.

But I recall that there was only one British band (that came to America), whose singer sang the song lyrics with his English Accent...Peter Noome of Herman's Hermits.

Hasta La Rock 'n' Roll,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Holiday Gifts For Your Pets:
Posted 20 Dec 10 22:58
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Holiday Gifts For Your Pet (or Animal):

  • Quinton The Lonely San Diego Zoo Porcupine: A Three hour personal 'in cage' visit with Madonna.


  • Penelope The Hungry Sea World Piranha: An upclose petting session from Naomi Campbell.


  • Chomp Chomp The Bronx Zoo Cigar Eating Boa Constrictor: A shot at Rush Limbaugh's 'cee-gar.'


Hasta Las Presents,
Abel

 
From Magazine Discussion / Surrealist Letters To The Editor
Posted 20 Dec 10 21:04
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Erskin,

Excellently entertaining "Letter To The Editor" piece.

Five Tumultuous Thumbs Amigo.

I will be looking forward to the Follow Ups.

Hasta La Well Done,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Snow Continues to Fall In Britain; Reports of Abominable Snowman Continue to Pour in from Manchester!
Posted 18 Dec 10 15:54
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Morse,

That is an excellent bit of reporting from one of The Spoof's finest and my cherished friend.

Like our mutually esteemed English pal Skoob says...

5 Thingies.

And as The Canadian Mounties, Scotland Yard, The Mafia, and The Kardashian Muchachas say, "We will get our man!"

El AboSnow will be in custody by National Crumpets Day (Dec. 29).

Hasta La Brrrrr!
Abel



 
From News Discussion / ABC Signs Larry King To Appear As A Contestant On Next Year's 'Dancing With The Stars'
Posted 17 Dec 10 23:47
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Morse,

I don't think Larry will last as long as Bristol "The Pistol" Palin did, but then again the old fella doesn't have a famous "Mama."

Hasta La Hokey Pokey,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / New 7-Eleven Wines Available In 2011:
Posted 17 Dec 10 12:59
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New '7-11 Quick Mart' Wines Now Available:

Ripple Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle

Hasta La Vino,
Abel

 
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