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From General Discussion / Famous Books About Neutering Your Pet
Posted 6 Jan 11 15:36
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Edgar Allan Poe: Quote The Rottweiler Nevermore

 
From General Discussion / Reality TV Shows We Don't Want to See in 2011
Posted 4 Jan 11 22:17
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  • Brothers And Sisters In Arkansas






 
From General Discussion / How To Detect Counterfeit U.S. Money:
Posted 4 Jan 11 04:11
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Bureau,

I just want to thank you for making the "Forum" fun.

You are very clever...keep up the good work pal.

Hasta The Next One,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / How To Detect Counterfeit U.S. Money:
Posted 4 Jan 11 01:22
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The numbers are in Spanish.

 
From General Discussion / How To Detect Counterfeit U.S. Money:
Posted 4 Jan 11 00:11
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How can you tell if your bills are fake?

The bills are pink.

 
From News Discussion / Hill Street Blues To Roll Again - With Spoof Writers!
Posted 3 Jan 11 21:19
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Quote: Charpa93

That show had a long run. There were characters aplenty and Skoob has the writing thing pretty much down. I'm hoping to read a few more 'episodes'

Charpa


Charpa,

I totally agree with you.

Skoob is "Da Man" who can definitely do the job.

Hasta La Hill Street Blues,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Worst Cereals: Canceled After Trial Run In 2010
Posted 3 Jan 11 21:15
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  • Special Steroids
  • Shredded Hormones


 
From General Discussion / A big fat thank you to Mark
Posted 3 Jan 11 16:11
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Mark Lowton's job as the Spoof site administrator and editor is an extremely time consuming one.

And he has always done a top-notch, professional job.

Thank you Mark. You are certainly appreciated.

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Names For New Writers To Appear On TheSpoof:
Posted 3 Jan 11 14:52
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Names for new writers on TheSpoof for 2011:

  1. Done But With Errors On Page
  2. LiLo Freckles
  3. The Palinista
  4. You Won!
  5. Bling Bling Boy
  6. Ke$ha's Glitter Gal
  7. The Weeper of The House
  8. El Birther
  9. Gaga's Hooha's
  10. Count Keyboard


 
From Magazine Discussion / The Tinsel Town Times Tribune's List of 2011 New Year's Resolutions From Some Notable Notables
Posted 2 Jan 11 20:23
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John and Phil,

Thank you Gentlemen.

I hope that your New Year's holiday season went well.

Hasta Later,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Official happy New Year Thread
Posted 1 Jan 11 00:23
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Wishing every member of our beloved Spoof Family...

A Safe and Happy New Year.

Hasta 2011,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Wikileaks Document Purports To Show That Sarah Palin Was Actually Born In Russia
Posted 31 Dec 10 22:14
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Quote: Amethyst Ryder


Quote: Bureau

John's comments are better than my stories. We need a way to click some 5's for them.

Bureau


Somebody in Chicago ought to be able to help.


Bureau and Amethyst,

I have the cell phone number of Salvatore Goombalini.

He is the head of Brooklyn's Goombalini Family.

I'll give him a call.

Sal "The Pizza Man" can have anything "Fixed" quicker than Kirstie Alley can say Mmmmmm!

Hasta La Heyyyy,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Wikileaks Document Purports To Show That Sarah Palin Was Actually Born In Russia
Posted 31 Dec 10 17:38
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John,

Thank you for your kind words.

You sir are definitely "The Journalistic Connoisseur of The Left Coast."

And "Snowflake" Sarah is certainly proving each time she opens her Minnie Mouse mouth why she has now become "The Paris Hilton of Politics."

I really enjoy reading the writings from the very gifted pen of John Peurach. You have quickly become one of the most liked and most respected members of our Spoof Family.

And you have done it with your excellently worded, light-hearted, right-on-the-money comments, reflections, and observations.

Keep up the first class work.

I wish you a safe and Happy New Year.

Hasta La 2011,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Wikileaks Document Purports To Show That Sarah Palin Was Actually Born In Russia
Posted 31 Dec 10 07:39
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Amethyst, Erskin, Bureau, and Charpa,

I want to thank you all for your kind words.

I wish everyone a Safe and Happy New Year.

Hasta La 2011,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / World's Worst "Do-It-Yourself" Books
Posted 30 Dec 10 17:38
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How You Too Can Learn How To Pitifully Cry Like GOP Crybabies John "Granny Teardrops" Boehner and Glenn "Boo-Hoo" Beck

 
From General Discussion / World's Worst "Do-It-Yourself" Books
Posted 30 Dec 10 14:27
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Two Books on Birth Control:

1. Do-It-Yourself Tubal Ligations In Only 7 Easy Lessons (Women).

2. Do-It-Yourself Vasectomies In Only 83 Easy Lessons (Men).

 
From Magazine Discussion / The 2010 Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities
Posted 30 Dec 10 05:12
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Thank you Bureau,

I appreciate that.

And please continue to make the "Forum" fun with your creative entries.

Hasta La Next One,
Abel

 
From Magazine Discussion / The 2010 Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities
Posted 29 Dec 10 14:23
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Quote: Charpa93

Dunno for sure...but I'll bet my royal tiara that we'll know them when we see (or hear of) them. There are whole new seasons of Dancing with the Stars, Dancing Under the Stars, American Idol, American Idol Dancing with the Stars, Britain has Talent, Korea has Talent, Mars Has Talent, Who Wants to Dance? Who Can Dance? Who Can Mambo on Ice? etc. just for starters.

Hasta la Soul Train 2011.

Charpa


And Charpa let us not forget about that brand new reality show from Fox that will premier in late January:

Dancing With The American Idol and America's Got Talent Rejects on Bumpy Ice.

Hasta La Reality Show Craze,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Least Recommended Winter Exercises
Posted 29 Dec 10 02:44
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Quote: Charpa93


Quote: Abel Rodriguez

Putting snowballs in your underwear and then jumping up and down until they completely melt.


This made me laugh.


Thank you. My pleasure ma'am.

 
From General Discussion / Least Recommended Winter Exercises
Posted 28 Dec 10 21:23
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Putting snowballs in your underwear and then jumping up and down until they completely melt.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The 2010 Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities
Posted 28 Dec 10 21:18
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Thank you Morse and Charpa,

And SeƱora C. do tell us "Who" would these new celebrities be?...

Repunsel Schwartz,
Ebenezer Titler,
Boo Boo Stewart,
and
Dandelion Muffity?

Hmmmmm...

Hasta La L.A. Talent Search,
Abel

 
From Magazine Discussion / The 2010 Christmas List Wishes of Some Notable Celebrities
Posted 28 Dec 10 20:18
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Lynton - Thank you sir. Mr. Leno can certainly take it on the 'Chin.'

John - Gracias Amigo. And speaking of Jay "Skunkhead" Leno. The Massachusetts native really does have an endless supply of fruits, nuts, and flakes from which to pick.

Shea Lo - Thank you. And I would guess that Miss 409, may have topped off her 'clothes' sandwich with a generous supply of cream cheese and maybe even some 'pico de gallo' (hot sauce).

Hasta La Later,
Abel

 
From General Discussion / Least Recommended Winter Exercises
Posted 27 Dec 10 17:06
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Snowboarding on a cow.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Bingle Jells and Heck the Dolls with Hos of Bolly - too much bimbibing makes spoof witers extra cer... cret... creative sharing fried druit Crimstas cake repice
Posted 26 Dec 10 21:29
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Shea Lo,

A very funny piece of writing.

And a recipe that Betty Crocker would be envious of.

A 'Cinco Thumber' for sure.

Very enjoyable.

Keep up the fine work.

Hasta La Pinch of This and Dash of That,
Abel

 
From News Discussion / Kate Middleton Attends Bonkettes OB&G Xmas Gig
Posted 26 Dec 10 21:22
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Skoob,

Jolly goodun mate.

A definite 5 Thumber.

Glad to see the Bonkettes have returned.

And Morse I ask you and Skoob, is there a male Spoof member who would not want to lovingly slap the Bonkettes backs or bottoms?

Hasta Las Bonkettes,
Abel

 
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