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To Mark Lowton - Spoof Site Administrator-Editor:

Congratulations on selecting Queen Mudder and Ellie James to be the two Spoof forum moderators.

In my opinion, you could not have chosen two finer, more respected, and impartial individuals than them.

Well done sir.

Sincerely,
Abel

I totally agree with Ellis regarding Lynton's very well stated sentiments.

I wish our Administrator-Editor Mark Lowton and each and every Spoof member a safe, prosperous, and Happy New Year.

Regards,
Abel

Bureau,

I want to thank you for once again bringing your immensely creative type of fun-filled humor back into the forums.

I have truly enjoyed reading the "Scenes Cut From The Wizard of Oz" entries by Frankie The J., Jean Le Fete, and of course yourself.

Keep up the good work.

Hasta La Laughter,
Abel

Scenes Cut From The Wizard of Oz:

Dorothy was to have sung The Star Spangled Banner in the scene where she is standing in the hot air balloon but she kept messing up the words.

Scenes Cut From The Wizard of Oz:

The scene were the dwarf actors who were portraying the Munchkins all got drunk the night before and "Gang Tickled" Dorothy.

Charpa,

Wow! I don't know who wrote that but it is one of the funniest pieces I have read in a long, long time.

And being from Texas where we do have all kinds of such 'Eating Contests' I can really appreciate it even more.

I declare I was laughing throughout the whole story...and the snow cone part got me laughing so much I started coughing and nearly fell out of my chair. Goodness!

Now I swear what I am going to mention here is the absolute truth it is not made up although it sounds like it could be but I actually heard it and saw it with my own ears and eyes many years ago.

Down in Laredo, Texas, every year during the George Washington's Birthday Celebration, which is the biggest one of its kind in the entire USA, they have a "Jalapeno Eating Contest."

And a lot of the local "Macho Men" step up and show everyone exactly how tough of an "Hombre" they actually are by eating dozens and dozens of the hot peppers.

Just about all of the contestants are Hispanic. But one particular year there was a rather demure Anglo gentleman who entered the contest. I believe he was from way up North (Dallas).

But this little fella came in and he (excuse) my language kicked everyone's ass.

Everyone was shocked. And upset that they had all been defeated by a "Foreigner."

When one of the local television stations interviewed him they asked him how he did it. He smiled and simply replied, "Practice."

When asked to explain he revealed that he had been attending "Jalapeno Eating Contests" all up and down the Texas border for several years all the way from El Paso down to Brownsville.

And he said that he just kept getting better and better. When he was asked if he had any side effects, he grinned and replied, "Well one thing I can say is that I ain't got no more of them hemmyroids!"

The little fella did not have to pay for another thing during the rest of his visit.

Lynton,

I wish you a speedy recovery.

My thoughts and prayers are with you.

Sincerely,
Abel

The Butterball Turkey Hotline:

"Hello, Butterball Turkey Hotline. I caught Grandpa Peckerwood, who turned 101 on Wednesday a week ago 'patting down' our Butterball Turkey.

Now I don't wanna upset the family members but I need to return the sucker. And don't give me no shit about how cooking it will kill all of the friggin germs, cause we ain't effen going there ya hear?"

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

My latest Sarah Palin article:Limbaugh calls Palin a yutz!

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Another Gem from the pen of Jean Le Fete.

V Thumbs.

Well done.

Hasta Later,
Abel

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

As a writer of Sarah Palin spoofs I resemble these remarks!

Oh and with the elections coming up, don't expect people to stop putting her in there

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Jean,

What an unbelievable coincidence!

I just read that an unnamed, reliable, inside source has just revealed that Todd Palin's stunningly beautiful Eskimo-American fishing guide and rumored to be mistress, Nanicka Zapalicka, has just decided to write a satire on Sarah "Snowflake" Palin and submit it to Mark Lowton's Spoof.

Hasta La Palinista,
Abel

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Quote: Mark

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Quote: Mikethelad

I am getting really fed up of Sarah Palin spoofs. She's a spoof in her own right.

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Lampooning a laughingstock is pretty easy, it has to be said

That's why everyone does it!

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Mark,

Excellently stated.

Sarah Palin has become "The Paris Hilton of Politics."

And even daughter Bristol has made fun of her mother's "Prom Hairdo."

Hasta Later,
Abel

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Quote: Mikethelad

I am getting really fed up of Sarah Palin spoofs. She's a spoof in her own right.
Agree/Disagree

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Mikethelad,

Wow! You've only been on the Spoof site for about 10 days and you're already 'fed up?'

Simply amazing!

Don't take this wrong, but maybe you need to go somewhere else otherwise I'm afraid you're gonna set yourself up for a whole lot of needless stress.

Just Saying,
Abel

• The Twilight Saga: The School Marm Gets Poked
• Harry Potter And The Mississippi Hoedown
• The Karate Kid Meets The Tombstone Kid

• A vet in Poland discovers a new inexpensive way to neuters dogs but it requires going in through the mouth with a pair of scissors.

Hmmmmm...

1. Hyundai Beermeister
2. Kia Baghdad
3. Plymouth Pat Down
4. Oldsmobile Botox
5. Honda Taliban

Edgar Allan Poe: Quote The Rottweiler Nevermore

• Brothers And Sisters In Arkansas

Bureau,

I just want to thank you for making the "Forum" fun.

You are very clever...keep up the good work pal.

Hasta The Next One,
Abel

The numbers are in Spanish.

How can you tell if your bills are fake?

The bills are pink.

• Special Steroids
• Shredded Hormones

Mark Lowton's job as the Spoof site administrator and editor is an extremely time consuming one.

And he has always done a top-notch, professional job.

Thank you Mark. You are certainly appreciated.

Hasta Later,
Abel

Names for new writers on TheSpoof for 2011:

1. Done But With Errors On Page
2. LiLo Freckles
3. The Palinista
4. You Won!
5. Bling Bling Boy
6. Ke$ha's Glitter Gal
7. The Weeper of The House
8. El Birther
9. Gaga's Hooha's
10. Count Keyboard

Wishing every member of our beloved Spoof Family...

A Safe and Happy New Year.

Hasta 2011,
Abel