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|From||Magazine Discussion / Conservative Science|
|Posted||21 Aug 13 03:09|
"Some would still use the Bible as a textbook for science, specifically the Old Testament. Witness the push for the teaching of creationism in public schools. A scientific anachronism skips over hundreds of years of advancement and remains viable in the minds of those who would substitute revealed truth for modern science."
This is the contemporary GOP--an analog to the Know Nothing Party of the mid-nineteenth century (a party that was active in my own state of KY--still is!). The credo of this party of Know Nothings, by Kenneth Parcell, of 30 Rock: "Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament."
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