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From General Discussion / Is there an attempt to censor literature in your country?
Posted 2 Nov 12 20:38
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Quote: Clive Danton


Quote: armfeetandtoe

Wait till they find out God is black.
All those Papal pictures will have to go.




Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


To hell with that mate! Wait till people find out he's a girl!




If it wasn't for a spelling mistake in the early Jewish texts (those which make up the Book of Kings) Gods wife would be metioned.

 
From General Discussion / Is there an attempt to censor literature in your country?
Posted 2 Nov 12 16:29
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David Cameron said in 2008 that he wanted all books to be checked and age rated and like films have 'offensive material removed' all magazines with a shelf life of over a week would also have to go through the same process. They are slowly bringing this in by stealth.

 
From General Discussion / Does Anyone Know....
Posted 22 Oct 12 14:56
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Been trying to start a news discussion of a published story but when I press the link all that happens is the page reloads.

 
From General Discussion / Let's Talk About Sex
Posted 21 Oct 12 13:32
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If you think sex is a pain in the arse then you clearly aren't doing it right.

 
From General Discussion / Let's Talk About Sex
Posted 21 Oct 12 13:32
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Quote: Clive Danton

Messy business in my experience

Unfortunately I can only perform while listening to The Flight Of The Bumblebee by Rimsky - Korsakov. Admittedly it's over a bit lively but what a buzz!

COAT!.....TAXI!....GUN!.......BLAM!!!.......*crumple*


You should watch a video of Nuno Bettencourt playing it on the Rhianna tour. It'll blow your mind.


 
From General Discussion / Passer-by pushes suicide man off bridge
Posted 10 Oct 12 13:11
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Reminds me of a story in a Dublin newspaper sometime in the 1890s. Two men found a man hanging and reported it to the Guards. When asked at the inquest why they didn't cut the body down one of them replied "He wasn't dead yet."

 
 
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