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From General Discussion / The coin a word or phrase game
Posted 11 Oct 12 13:10
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GROOBER

Piece of food stubbornly stuck to an item of cutlery (or any food or cooking utensil)AFTER it has been washed.

eg. His wife lovingly clocked him one with the wooden spoon for leaving a groober on the saucepan he had supposedly washed up!

 
From General Discussion / Does Anyone Know....
Posted 9 Oct 12 15:16
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The penny has finally dropped....silly me.

Thanks guys

X

 
From General Discussion / Does Anyone Know....
Posted 9 Oct 12 14:56
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Thanks Guys......I can get the add topic box on everything except the News Discussion....weird....I'll have a think and contact Mark sometime.

x

 
From General Discussion / Does Anyone Know....
Posted 9 Oct 12 12:40
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Hi all

Hope you are all tickety boo on this fine day. Have just realised that I cannot start a new topic on the News Discussion bit.

Does anyone know why? Is it because I am a fairly newby?

Or am I missing something in my senility?

Luv and Stuff x

 
From General Discussion / Ideas for 'Dragons Den'
Posted 30 Sep 12 13:41
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Glad you like the idea Simon. I was a bit worried about the inflating bit but my other half reassures me that I have enough hot air and wind to cope with that side of it.....bless!

PS. Do you think Deborah and Hilary have ever had to wait for a 69?

Patti x

 
From General Discussion / The Chain
Posted 28 Sep 12 15:14
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You Make Me Feel Like Dancing - Leo Sayer

 
From General Discussion / Ideas for 'Dragons Den'
Posted 28 Sep 12 11:14
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Hi Simon

When I saw the words 'sexy individuals' I knew I could help you with this one.

My idea - and I've had many sleepless nights over this - is a portable inflatable bus shelter - along the lines of a bouncy castle. Brilliant eh?

I mean many is the time I've got very wet waiting for a 69!

Luv Patti

 
From General Discussion / Prostitutes Suffering in Austerity Britain
Posted 7 Sep 12 15:16
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Blame me Clive.....I'm going senile. I'm always putting things in the wrong places, wrong holes etc. Its my age.

I had to be quick as my boss was looking over my shoulder. Thats the position he normally takes with me.....oops!

xx

 
From General Discussion / Prostitutes Suffering in Austerity Britain
Posted 7 Sep 12 13:17
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Thanks guys

If anyone has the recipe I thought my husband might fancy it for a change for his tea.

xx

 
From General Discussion / Prostitutes Suffering in Austerity Britain
Posted 7 Sep 12 12:35
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Prostitutes Suffering in Austerity Britain - hilarious Captain Sausage - I laughed my socks off.

I've led a sheltered life - what's a brown trout surprise?

LOL

 
 
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