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From News Discussion / World's first butcher for vegetarians opens
Posted 22 Jul 13 13:19
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Captain Sausage what would I do without you?....Hilarious

 
From News Discussion / Mincing mountaineer makes mountains more manageable
Posted 1 Jul 13 15:14
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Laughed till I cried.....well done Sausage!

 
From News Discussion / Mothers and Fathers Day to be Scrapped for one 'Favourite Parent Day'
Posted 15 Mar 13 13:37
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This isn't a bad idea actually. Well done to Kevin and Perry.

 
From News Discussion / Ian Beale Becomes A Sponge Cake
Posted 14 Mar 13 16:19
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Mad Ernest....love it......I laughed like a drain.

 
From News Discussion / Ricky Gervais Exposed As Not Really An Actor - Just Ricky
Posted 27 Dec 12 16:32
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Glad someone else has picked up on this Gervais character's lack of talent. Or are you just spoofing...and actually think he is wonderful?

 
From Magazine Discussion / Rolf's Christmas Animal Hospital Jamboree
Posted 4 Dec 12 16:12
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Well done....you silly sausage.......I can just hear Rolf's voice throughout all of that.......INSPIRED!

 
From News Discussion / Queen gets robot arm
Posted 25 Oct 12 09:40
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This spoof was the full English breakfast.....well-done Sausage and Well Done - Sausage!

 
From News Discussion / BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations
Posted 19 Oct 12 11:42
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Oh my God....or OMG......Simon......I laughed like a drain over this one.............BRILLIANT......FANTABULOUS.......WELL DONE!

X

 
From General Discussion / The coin a word or phrase game
Posted 11 Oct 12 13:10
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GROOBER

Piece of food stubbornly stuck to an item of cutlery (or any food or cooking utensil)AFTER it has been washed.

eg. His wife lovingly clocked him one with the wooden spoon for leaving a groober on the saucepan he had supposedly washed up!

 
From News Discussion / Jimmy Savile's Grave 'Subsiding' - Scarborough Council
Posted 10 Oct 12 09:41
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First class - loved it....so sooo funny!

 
From News Discussion / Isle of Wight News - Scab collection stolen
Posted 10 Oct 12 09:35
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Just when you thought this story couldn't get anymore yuk - it did! Hilariously yukky - well done!

 
From News Discussion / Sea shells sold by seller on sea-shore
Posted 9 Oct 12 15:21
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One word -BBBBBBBBrilliant!

 
From General Discussion / Does Anyone Know....
Posted 9 Oct 12 15:16
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The penny has finally dropped....silly me.

Thanks guys

X

 
From General Discussion / Does Anyone Know....
Posted 9 Oct 12 14:56
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Thanks Guys......I can get the add topic box on everything except the News Discussion....weird....I'll have a think and contact Mark sometime.

x

 
From General Discussion / Does Anyone Know....
Posted 9 Oct 12 12:40
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Hi all

Hope you are all tickety boo on this fine day. Have just realised that I cannot start a new topic on the News Discussion bit.

Does anyone know why? Is it because I am a fairly newby?

Or am I missing something in my senility?

Luv and Stuff x

 
From General Discussion / Ideas for 'Dragons Den'
Posted 30 Sep 12 13:41
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Glad you like the idea Simon. I was a bit worried about the inflating bit but my other half reassures me that I have enough hot air and wind to cope with that side of it.....bless!

PS. Do you think Deborah and Hilary have ever had to wait for a 69?

Patti x

 
From General Discussion / The Chain
Posted 28 Sep 12 15:14
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You Make Me Feel Like Dancing - Leo Sayer

 
From General Discussion / Ideas for 'Dragons Den'
Posted 28 Sep 12 11:14
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Hi Simon

When I saw the words 'sexy individuals' I knew I could help you with this one.

My idea - and I've had many sleepless nights over this - is a portable inflatable bus shelter - along the lines of a bouncy castle. Brilliant eh?

I mean many is the time I've got very wet waiting for a 69!

Luv Patti

 
From General Discussion / Prostitutes Suffering in Austerity Britain
Posted 7 Sep 12 15:16
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Blame me Clive.....I'm going senile. I'm always putting things in the wrong places, wrong holes etc. Its my age.

I had to be quick as my boss was looking over my shoulder. Thats the position he normally takes with me.....oops!

xx

 
From General Discussion / Prostitutes Suffering in Austerity Britain
Posted 7 Sep 12 13:17
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Thanks guys

If anyone has the recipe I thought my husband might fancy it for a change for his tea.

xx

 
From General Discussion / Prostitutes Suffering in Austerity Britain
Posted 7 Sep 12 12:35
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Prostitutes Suffering in Austerity Britain - hilarious Captain Sausage - I laughed my socks off.

I've led a sheltered life - what's a brown trout surprise?

LOL

 
 
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