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| From | General Discussion / The Chain | |
| Posted | 5 Oct 12 18:28 | |
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For the love of Ada - For the love of Ada
Love is a many splintered thing - Frank Zappa |
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| From | General Discussion / Why do we get ill? | |
| Posted | 5 Oct 12 11:29 | |
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"I think I've gone insane and should probably sleep."
I agree. |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 4 Oct 12 22:17 | |
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Oh give me a home, With a zero point mortgage. And I'll kiss your ass! |
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| From | General Discussion / Dear Spoof | |
| Posted | 4 Oct 12 12:43 | |
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Dear Spoof:
I must point out that your magazine series, My life as a man, is a taste-less, point-less, mass of letter-drivel, and that your publication is lowering the IQ of the entire universe by printing it. I am a pyromaniac, and my life is far more interesting that this Duboisesesses' ever was. I will accept $25000 (US) per word to write for you, if I can find the time. You're in luck: my schedule is free for some time now. Please respond to Ted (K), 3227467985, US Federal Barracks, Ft. Leavenworth, KS. P.S.: Send stamps! |
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| From | General Discussion / The Hippy thread | |
| Posted | 4 Oct 12 00:31 | |
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You take Sally; I'll take Sue. Ain't no diff'rence Between the two... |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 3 Oct 12 00:06 | |
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When you do know tell Us Mark.Then we will all know. The meaning of life. I challenge any one to do worse than that without just chanting numbers! Or while sober. |
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| From | General Discussion / The Hippy thread | |
| Posted | 3 Oct 12 00:02 | |
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Hey wow man ... I had something to contribute but I forgot what it was. I know it was really trippy, heavy shit though dude.
Give me a minute to smoke this roach and I'll remember what it was. I owe it to the roach, cause the little bastard ran from me and hid in my old lady's hair. But the roach couldn't hide from the frying pan I hit it with. My old lady won't wake up. She's a real lite weight. Pax |
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| From | General Discussion / The Chain | |
| Posted | 2 Oct 12 16:29 | |
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Alice's Resturant - Arlo Guthrie
Reason or connection - the song was about Alice Cooper (!) |
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| From | General Discussion / The Hippy thread | |
| Posted | 2 Oct 12 16:27 | |
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"Clive offered me sausage once before, I'm not falling for that again."
Was it a smoked link? I smoked a sausage once--just once. I saw slaughtered piggies dancing about a camp fire. They were chanting Dominus Pigasus. Heavy trip, man. |
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| From | General Discussion / The Chain | |
| Posted | 2 Oct 12 14:42 | |
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Gypsy Davey - Arolo Guthrie
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| From | General Discussion / The Hippy thread | |
| Posted | 2 Oct 12 14:39 | |
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Dave's not here, man!
But it's great to see your aura, arm! Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me. |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 2 Oct 12 12:16 | |
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Nice haikus from Mark. Three full stanzas he did fill. Twelve times worse for us! |
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| From | General Discussion / The Chain | |
| Posted | 1 Oct 12 19:54 | |
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Paint it black - The Rolling Stones
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 1 Oct 12 17:49 | |
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Ellie needs no balls, To juggle in the a-ir. A boyfriend, maybe? I gotta tell youse, it can't get much worse than that one! |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 1 Oct 12 08:45 | |
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Ellie:
Your last haiku was profound, to say the very least. It inspired me to heights of low haiku: this Bud's for you! Deep questions provoked, Do your testicles fall low Ellie the woman? |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 1 Oct 12 00:23 | |
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Our skoob claims no fans. His fall from grace no mean feat. Do wa, ditty dum. |
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| From | General Discussion / The Chain | |
| Posted | 1 Oct 12 00:19 | |
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Nights in White Satin - Moody Blues, Days of future Past (?)
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 30 Sep 12 01:39 | |
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Can I get a "Gotcha!" from skoob's fans?
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 30 Sep 12 00:23 | |
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I would never stoop to saying, "I told you skoob would contribute to the haiku thread!" No, I never would point out that skoob contributed to the haiku thread. Far be it from me to ever notice that skoob contributed to the haiku thread.
We all know skoob hates haiku. He would never get caught dead contributing to a haiku thread, be it good haiku or, like those in this thread, the worst possible haiku. Skoob wrote a haiku. It cost him his fish and chips. His fans stood and cheered. |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 17:03 | |
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At the very least there is the sun.
Horrible, simply horrible stuff. If we're not careful the Japanese might just forget the Tiwanese are looting the fishing over there and come kick our round-eye asses over this haiku thread. |
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| From | General Discussion / Islamic Fundamentalist Launch Murderous Attacks In Protests Against Offensive US Film | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 13:35 | |
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Yup, agreed. Good spoofing. Hmmmm. I also loved the story in approv that I just read about the Pope's Butler. Hope it does well too.
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| From | General Discussion / The Chain | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 08:23 | |
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Down on the Corner - Credence Clearwater Revival, 1971
Down |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 05:56 | |
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At two furlongs into the race, Ellie James, with a mighty crappy haiku, leads the pack. Sesame Street's Count has two thoroughbreds in the race, running neck to neck in the middle of the pack. |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 01:17 | |
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CS,
That woth truly bad, Sprung from your bowels, uninspired- My scrotum doth bounce. |
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| From | General Discussion / The Chain | |
| Posted | 28 Sep 12 22:11 | |
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Go Down, Moses - Louis Armstrong, 1933.
Reason: "Go down" from the last post. Note to self: DO NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD FOR SIX HOURS. SET ALARM FOR 00:12. |
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