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From General Discussion / What do you bring to a party?
Posted 4 Sep 12 23:39
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For me:

A Now 34 CD, a bottle of Martini and
A 12 pack of Walkers Cheese and Onion crisps from LIDL.

R'DOG

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning
Posted 4 Sep 12 23:36
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DO you want ice cream in the cone, or will you add it when the cone arrives?

R'DOG


 
From News Discussion / Jack The Ripper Unmasked
Posted 4 Sep 12 19:16
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Agreed, bizarre lunacy!

 
From General Discussion / Private Madness
Posted 3 Sep 12 18:36
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A Cold caller from one of the hottest countries in the world?
What were they selling - home delivery of curry?

R'DOG



 
From News Discussion / Ryan Logic Lauded by Nation's Nitwits: If Obama Time Travel Caused Pre Obama Plant Closing Could Not He Be also Responsible for Every Bad Thing in Nation's History?
Posted 2 Sep 12 18:31
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A close second to Skoobs Dalek mash-up (see what I did there) in the HEADLINE OF THE MONTH competition??

R'DOG



 
From General Discussion / Spoof FM. WARNING! May Contain Appalling Bad Taste And/Or Lulu.
Posted 2 Sep 12 18:26
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Quote: Skoob1999

Clive...

Are you drunk? It's just that I never thought of you as a soppy sod.

Regards

Skoob


Drunk or HACKED??!!!

Regards
R'DOG

 
From General Discussion / Private Madness
Posted 2 Sep 12 18:24
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Quote: Maria Rios

I'm struggling to read minds today, Ian. Including my own.

*Looks a funny shade of green*


Debbie is thinking "She spelt my name (Iain) wrong"

Oh, and obligatory yt link

;-/

 
From News Discussion / Celtic Players Deny Boredom Now that Rangers Have Gone
Posted 2 Sep 12 18:17
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Quote: Jaggedone

Scottish football was always boring; but a great spoof Katarina!


Its not fair to say that scottish football was always boring - think of the entertainment (and spoofing opportunities) when they lost to Costa Rica, Monserrat and Iran, plus the exciting 0-0 draw with Estonia, when Estonia never turned up.

And that great team of the 80s - Hansen, Dalglish, Souness.
Hang on, I may be confusing scotland with Liverpool...

5 for the story Kat!


 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship?
Posted 2 Sep 12 17:54
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Quote: Skoob1999

The fridge Maria.

The fridge.

You'll never guess what for...

Regards

Skoob.


I bought a girl a fridge magnet once. Then she wanted a fridge. :-/


 
From General Discussion / Brief Moments Of Outstanding Beauty
Posted 2 Sep 12 17:49
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I think Clive has been hacked !!!

Watching one arm or one legged cyclists doing a circuit in the velodrome and no armed swimmers doing their stuff in the pool kinda puts us able bodied peeps to shame.

Certainly puts a lot of things in perspective.



 
From General Discussion / Call Me x
Posted 2 Sep 12 17:31
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Quote: Maria Rios

Anyone want to call me so I can finally prove that I'm a female, not a troll and not out to cause trouble?

What more can I do?




This is crazy but write a spoof per chance?

* FOOTNOTE- I see I'm not the first person to suggest that today on the forums.

R'DOG



 
From General Discussion / iPad?......iPod?.....iThick
Posted 2 Sep 12 15:22
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Quote: Clive Danton

We ended up purchasing something called an iPod which she chose because it had "a nice shiny back"....if I'd known that was her preference I'd have bought her a fucking dolphin, it would have been cheaper




Clive me old mucker, you of all people should know if you wanna buy a dolphin get yourself down to Club Row on a sunday morning and ask the bloke selling exotic birds has he got 'anything else' in the back of the van?

Yours in Befnal
R'DOG


 
From News Discussion / Daleks Reveal That They Never Really Liked Instant Mash
Posted 2 Sep 12 14:06
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Gotta be a contender for HEADLINE OF THE MONTH



*****



 
From General Discussion / Pollock or Hockney
Posted 30 Aug 12 20:58
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I voted for Hackney because I've never been to Pillock.
I don't even know where Pillockshire is.



 
From News Discussion / Lion Roams in Essex
Posted 28 Aug 12 00:49
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I heard he was a Millwall fan?

R'DOG

 
From General Discussion / Alexander Armstrong
Posted 27 Aug 12 02:43
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I used to love his Pimms O'Clock adverts.

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / By Imitation Only
Posted 27 Aug 12 02:23
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Any similarity between this thread and a far more popular one are completely coincidental.

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / A Touch of Cloth
Posted 26 Aug 12 22:49
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Not me, I'm afraid. How was it?

Just watched Bad Sugar on 4, that was pretty decent.
Decent as in weird/decent. With a good cast.

R'DOG

 
From Magazine Discussion / Martin Shuttlecock - Surfing The Net For Porn - Survey Results
Posted 26 Aug 12 18:22
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QUOTE from story:

Shuttlecock then went on to explain how he surfed the net for top quality porn in the interests of reaping in a gazillion points on his favourite website,

UNQUOTE

You should have mentioned Vagina more. Just sayin, like.

R'DOG


 
From News Discussion / Man Utd to represent Holland at the next World Cup!
Posted 26 Aug 12 18:15
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Hoop Holland!

I attended Holland v Yugoslavia q/f at Euro 2000, great day and weekend in Amsterdam, the Dutch won 6-1 with 3 and a half goals from Kluivert (4th was credited as an og I think). Zenden was superb down the wing that day. (Never really fulfilled his potential in EPL after that in my eyes)

I can only give you 5 in the onion bag for this though

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / Lance Armstrong
Posted 26 Aug 12 17:33
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This thread has certainly taken the yellow jersey at the top of the forum. Might struggle in the mountains.
Potential though to be come a tour de force.

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / Lance Armstrong
Posted 26 Aug 12 00:01
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Has denied he ever did drugs, but admits pedalling.



 
From Magazine Discussion / The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning
Posted 25 Aug 12 19:15
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Quote: rfreed

So, what sort of prize do you get for having a Magazine article get over 4,000 hits?


I think you deserve at minimum a badge.

R'DOG


 
From News Discussion / Fans Confused As Man United Play On Saturday At 3pm
Posted 25 Aug 12 00:09
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haha, its a steep 'un. I remember my trip to Barca.
September 11th 2001. Match (scheduled for the 12th v Olympique Lyon) was called off for some reason, so went on a stad tour instead.

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / By Imitation Only
Posted 24 Aug 12 23:44
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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Dear Sir,

We at Fumungle Mangle and Cohen have been asked by our client, Mr Anglemontrinon to remind you of the copyright laws pertaining to his original thread wot you is tryin to imitate init. So, as of today..Easy nar guvnor!..Or is it we give you a biff and bosh wiv a cosh. Got it dread?

Mr Fumungle
Lion House
Lincolins Inn
Landon


As you will have seen from this mornings snoozepapers, I have already lost my trousers on a night out in Vegas, i am hoping I do not now lose my shirt due to this matter.

Princess Harry (in disguise)
St James Palace
Loon-down
WC1






 
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