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I reckon James Corden will play him in the film.
Clip of the throws, hanky clean-up and interview here

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Quote: Clive Danton

A young guy with some kind of brace on his leg broke the paralympic discus record with a throw of Herculean proportions
The next shot was of the boy, who must have been 20 stone plus if he was an ounce, running over to his weeping mum to embrace her.

After she'd kissed him and dried her tears she moistened her hankie with her tongue and wiped the perspiration from his face in time honoured matriarchal fashion while this great hulk of a man stood obediently and waited for her to complete her task.

He then gave a wonderfully articulate interview in which he stated that it was the greatest moment of his life.

I've a feeling his sweet mother would echo his views.

Beautiful!

Sorry for lowering the bar folks. I'll start talking about tits in a minute

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Quote: Ellie James

My Princess Leia hair buns.

Ellie

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You know the rules. Pictures PM'ed please. Usual fee.

R'DOG

For me:

A Now 34 CD, a bottle of Martini and
A 12 pack of Walkers Cheese and Onion crisps from LIDL.

R'DOG

A Cold caller from one of the hottest countries in the world?
What were they selling - home delivery of curry?

R'DOG

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Quote: Skoob1999

Clive...

Are you drunk? It's just that I never thought of you as a soppy sod.

Regards

Skoob

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Drunk or HACKED??!!!

Regards
R'DOG

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Quote: Maria Rios

I'm struggling to read minds today, Ian. Including my own.

*Looks a funny shade of green*

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Debbie is thinking "She spelt my name (Iain) wrong"

Oh, and obligatory yt link

;-/

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Quote: Skoob1999

The fridge Maria.

The fridge.

You'll never guess what for...

Regards

Skoob.

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I bought a girl a fridge magnet once. Then she wanted a fridge. :-/

I think Clive has been hacked !!!

Watching one arm or one legged cyclists doing a circuit in the velodrome and no armed swimmers doing their stuff in the pool kinda puts us able bodied peeps to shame.

Certainly puts a lot of things in perspective.

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Quote: Maria Rios

Anyone want to call me so I can finally prove that I'm a female, not a troll and not out to cause trouble?

What more can I do?

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This is crazy but write a spoof per chance?

* FOOTNOTE- I see I'm not the first person to suggest that today on the forums.

R'DOG

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Quote: Clive Danton

We ended up purchasing something called an iPod which she chose because it had "a nice shiny back"....if I'd known that was her preference I'd have bought her a fucking dolphin, it would have been cheaper

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Clive me old mucker, you of all people should know if you wanna buy a dolphin get yourself down to Club Row on a sunday morning and ask the bloke selling exotic birds has he got 'anything else' in the back of the van?

Yours in Befnal
R'DOG

I voted for Hackney because I've never been to Pillock.
I don't even know where Pillockshire is.

I used to love his Pimms O'Clock adverts.

R'DOG

Any similarity between this thread and a far more popular one are completely coincidental.

R'DOG

Not me, I'm afraid. How was it?

Just watched Bad Sugar on 4, that was pretty decent.
Decent as in weird/decent. With a good cast.

R'DOG

This thread has certainly taken the yellow jersey at the top of the forum. Might struggle in the mountains.
Potential though to be come a tour de force.

R'DOG

Has denied he ever did drugs, but admits pedalling.

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Dear Sir,

We at Fumungle Mangle and Cohen have been asked by our client, Mr Anglemontrinon to remind you of the copyright laws pertaining to his original thread wot you is tryin to imitate init. So, as of today..Easy nar guvnor!..Or is it we give you a biff and bosh wiv a cosh. Got it dread?

Mr Fumungle
Lion House
Lincolins Inn
Landon

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As you will have seen from this mornings snoozepapers, I have already lost my trousers on a night out in Vegas, i am hoping I do not now lose my shirt due to this matter.

Princess Harry (in disguise)
St James Palace
Loon-down
WC1

Any similarity between this thread and a far more popular one are completely coincidental.

R'DOG

This thread has the potential to turn into the next tv reality show, like an international version of THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX.

R'DOG

Just gone two o'clock. Next bus is quarter past.

R'DOG

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Quote: Ellie James

Will you hire me as your assistant then?

Ellie

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I will indeed need a PA. When can you start?

R'DOG

Fairplay. It might be delivered to Letterman accidentally. I'm sure he'd pass it on as they're such good friends.

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Please read article carefully, as Jay Leno is voluntarily slashing his own salary to try and save other staffers' jobs!

PoM

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I read it correctly the first time, of course he's doing a good thing in cutting his salary to help his staff. Of course he can afford it, he's been earning that sort of money for around 10 years now?

Personally, I'd do the show for a Million - and expenses of course

Gotta admire ANYONE who worked their way up through the clubs like Leno/Letterman/Seinfeld, Larry David, SNL cast, Russell Brand etc etc. I could go on for pages.

I don't know a lot about US tv schedules (the Conan & Leno shows I watched were in Turkey) but moving Leno to to a new Primetime slot when Conan took the pre-agreed seemed bizarre.

At least Conan came out of the fiasco with his pride, a decent pay-off and a chance to go back out on the road with his stand-up tour, and lots of material about NBC!

Poor bloke has had to take a $5 million pay cut down to $20 mill.

Can we start a collection from all spoof writers. I'm sure he'd appreciate the gesture from fellow comics and writers.

Skoob can drop the collection off on his next vacation to the big app. I've got a half-eaten sandwich from last Friday to start us off. Please give generously to one of our own...