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From General Discussion / Ideas for 'Dragons Den'
Posted 2 Oct 12 16:18
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My idea is a hammer that when applied to the head of a tv presenter, it cures his bosideness, or coke habit.
Admittedly it would be a punt for a dragon.

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / The Hippy thread
Posted 2 Oct 12 16:15
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Quote: armfeetandtoe


Quote: radiogagger

I know my porn name, my Tory name (not really but it was a sketch on Newsjack last week) my social security name, my pen name, my stage name, my forum name - how do we work out our hippy name?

R'DOG


Just feel the vibe man, let the herb flow through your mantra and find yourself. Or, get the bus round to Clives place and have him make you a sausage sandwich.

Heaven child xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Peace man


Clive offered me sausage once before, I'm not falling for that again.

R'DOG

 
From General Discussion / The Hippy thread
Posted 2 Oct 12 15:36
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I know my porn name, my Tory name (not really but it was a sketch on Newsjack last week) my social security name, my pen name, my stage name, my forum name - how do we work out our hippy name?

R'DOG

 
From News Discussion / Having Countless Seedy Encounters Saved My Marriage
Posted 2 Oct 12 15:12
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Always enjoy a chapter from Clive's autobiography.
And BONUS, a pic of the new Dant's beard!

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / What's your favourite type of toilet?
Posted 29 Sep 12 01:40
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French: A hole in the ground

Shirley you mean Trench?

Just askin'

R'DOG

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 29 Sep 12 01:36
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One two three four five
I must confess I prefer sudoku
Six seven eight nine


 
From General Discussion / What's your favourite type of toilet?
Posted 28 Sep 12 23:47
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No plastic bags? ala the Belgians. Just askin'

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / Lazy teachers!
Posted 28 Sep 12 20:08
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Hey, don't shoot the messenger...

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / Welcome back Burea!
Posted 27 Sep 12 20:25
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Or, maybe, possibly a completely different reason.

Hope you are keeping well bureau if you read this.

Best Wishes

R'DOG






 
From General Discussion / How To Make The Forum Work Better
Posted 27 Sep 12 20:08
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Constructive and makes sense?
Promises promises!

R'DOG

 
From General Discussion / Welcome back Burea!
Posted 27 Sep 12 19:23
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He's gone again!


 
From News Discussion / Area man will eat that if you're not going to
Posted 26 Sep 12 22:41
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yeah, I liked it too. Short, sharp and to the point.

Does 'area man' translate as 'local man' for UK readers?
Not a phrase I'm familiar with.

R'DOG



 
From General Discussion / Welcome back Burea!
Posted 22 Sep 12 14:03
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Hows the back sir?

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / Tribute to Radiogagger
Posted 15 Sep 12 20:45
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Mr R'DOG wishes it to be known that you are all wonderful for contributing to this thread. He does indeed do a lot of work for charity, or to be more precise does a lot of writing that he doesn't get paid for.

He did indeed buy a pen once, but lost it on the underground, and the lost property office were rather rude to him when he visited the offices in Baker st to reclaim it, now he has an exclusive deal with William Hill who supply all his pens.

If Mr Danton and Ms James could refrain from mentioning any kiss and tell stories as this could potentially devalue the deal we have with a red-top sunday broadsheet.

Finally Mr R'DOG asks as well as posting on this thread could you actually read one of his stories and give it the thumbs up as he has a weekly bet with Mr Inchcock where whoever scores more weekly points has to cover the other writers LIDL shopping bill.



Max Stifford
PR to R'DOG inc (c)
PR Towers
Shoreditch High St
Da 'East End


 
From General Discussion / Islamic Fundamentalist Launch Murderous Attacks In Protests Against Offensive US Film
Posted 14 Sep 12 20:04
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Quote: Clive Danton

Good win for The "O"s the other night RG. Marching to European glory and all that my son!


Oh yes, European Glory here we come! Newport IOW, Bangor City and AFC Llandudno won't know whats hit 'em!



 
From General Discussion / Islamic Fundamentalist Launch Murderous Attacks In Protests Against Offensive US Film
Posted 14 Sep 12 19:33
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Quote: Clive Danton

Islamic Fundamentalist Launch Murderous Attacks In Protests Against Offensive US Film




That's easy for you to say!

 
From General Discussion / Hillsborough
Posted 14 Sep 12 19:20
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Quote: Simon Saunders

Clive,

There was a time when City fans used to chant "Pleatout!"

As a young whipper-snapper at the time I became convinced that was his name until me old man explained that they were chanting "Pleat Out!"

Oh, the innocence/stupidity of youth.

Simon


I don't remember Pleat at Leicester. Luton yes, Tottenham yes, Seven Sister High Road in his raincoat yes, but not Leicester.

For years I used to think my local team were called Leyton Orient Nil, until we finally scored a goal and then it dawned on me...

RIP To the 96. Justice at long last for the families.
Lets hope those responsible get what they deserve.

 
From News Discussion / Tulisa Sex Tape Row Over
Posted 7 Sep 12 23:16
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Dear Simple, I mean Simon,

I hope you haven't really committed suicide.
Maybe you just cut and pasted a suicide note of somebody who did?

Regards
R'DOG

PS In the interest of balance, Suicide is painless, it brings on many changes. And I can take or leave it if I please.



 
From News Discussion / Tulisa Sex Tape Row Over
Posted 6 Sep 12 02:15
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Where Tulisa is concerned, I normally only look at the videos. Consider yourself special

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a party?
Posted 6 Sep 12 02:13
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Having read all of the above, I'm now reconsidering about the invite over this saturday to watch Dr Who and the X Factor...

Sorry gang, but I appreciate your honesty.
R'DOG


 
From News Discussion / Tulisa Sex Tape Row Over
Posted 5 Sep 12 06:43
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Bitten by hi pet spider - sucking the poison out...

Dem the excuses I'm gonna use.

R'DOG

*****

 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a party?
Posted 5 Sep 12 03:08
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oh, ok, bring the pastry.

R'DOG


 
From Magazine Discussion / The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning
Posted 5 Sep 12 01:53
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I'm just worried it might melt.

R'DOG


 
From General Discussion / Brief Moments Of Outstanding Beauty
Posted 5 Sep 12 01:26
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I reckon James Corden will play him in the film.
Clip of the throws, hanky clean-up and interview here


Quote: Clive Danton

A young guy with some kind of brace on his leg broke the paralympic discus record with a throw of Herculean proportions
The next shot was of the boy, who must have been 20 stone plus if he was an ounce, running over to his weeping mum to embrace her.

After she'd kissed him and dried her tears she moistened her hankie with her tongue and wiped the perspiration from his face in time honoured matriarchal fashion while this great hulk of a man stood obediently and waited for her to complete her task.

He then gave a wonderfully articulate interview in which he stated that it was the greatest moment of his life.

I've a feeling his sweet mother would echo his views.

Beautiful!

Sorry for lowering the bar folks. I'll start talking about tits in a minute


 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a party?
Posted 5 Sep 12 00:44
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Quote: Ellie James

My Princess Leia hair buns.

Ellie


You know the rules. Pictures PM'ed please. Usual fee.

R'DOG


 
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