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When are you going to return my binoculars?

R'DOG

I would have tickled him with my tickle stick.

About 7/10 mate, although thats not been scientifically proved. And you? Any news on the new york radio gig yet?

R'DOG

BBC headline not mine. Link and video here

:o
R'DOG

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Quote: IainB

I need longer than 24 hours notice!

Debbie

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Same here. I'm meeting Donald Trump and Tony Robbins tomorrow, they'll be gutted if I let 'em down (they come all the way from that there Americeee place)

There is one in Wapping with a similar codfather type name.


I used to love eating from the one in Edinburgh High St near to the fringe office, and one year when my friend was up as well I told him you gotta try the chippy, you gotta try the chippy.

Come chucking out time, we were in there, a drunk scot came in, bag of chips and saveloy in hand, threw the saveloy on the floor and slurred in a heavy scot accent "Tik tha' bak" (translated = take That piece of substandard food Back because I am not completely happy with it)

In the East End we do indeed have our fair share.

My aunt and uncle used to travel from Ilford to one in Dalston, quite well known, but I'm not sure of the name.

And there is a very good one in Grove Road inbetween Mile End and Roman Road.

R'DOG

I particularly like the one opposite the away terrace at Rochdale FC *. Best mushy peas in t'north of England.

R'DOG

* Shame they were relegated last year.

Ooh ooh ooh the latest on the porn name...

R'DOG

My idea is a hammer that when applied to the head of a tv presenter, it cures his bosideness, or coke habit.
Admittedly it would be a punt for a dragon.

R'DOG

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I know my porn name, my Tory name (not really but it was a sketch on Newsjack last week) my social security name, my pen name, my stage name, my forum name - how do we work out our hippy name?

R'DOG

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Just feel the vibe man, let the herb flow through your mantra and find yourself. Or, get the bus round to Clives place and have him make you a sausage sandwich.

Heaven child xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Peace man

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Clive offered me sausage once before, I'm not falling for that again.

R'DOG

I know my porn name, my Tory name (not really but it was a sketch on Newsjack last week) my social security name, my pen name, my stage name, my forum name - how do we work out our hippy name?

R'DOG

French: A hole in the ground

Shirley you mean Trench?

Just askin'

R'DOG

One two three four five
I must confess I prefer sudoku
Six seven eight nine

No plastic bags? ala the Belgians. Just askin'

R'DOG

Hey, don't shoot the messenger...

R'DOG

Or, maybe, possibly a completely different reason.

Hope you are keeping well bureau if you read this.

Best Wishes

R'DOG

Constructive and makes sense?
Promises promises!

R'DOG

He's gone again!

Hows the back sir?

R'DOG

Mr R'DOG wishes it to be known that you are all wonderful for contributing to this thread. He does indeed do a lot of work for charity, or to be more precise does a lot of writing that he doesn't get paid for.

He did indeed buy a pen once, but lost it on the underground, and the lost property office were rather rude to him when he visited the offices in Baker st to reclaim it, now he has an exclusive deal with William Hill who supply all his pens.

If Mr Danton and Ms James could refrain from mentioning any kiss and tell stories as this could potentially devalue the deal we have with a red-top sunday broadsheet.

Finally Mr R'DOG asks as well as posting on this thread could you actually read one of his stories and give it the thumbs up as he has a weekly bet with Mr Inchcock where whoever scores more weekly points has to cover the other writers LIDL shopping bill.



Max Stifford
PR to R'DOG inc (c)
PR Towers
Shoreditch High St
Da 'East End

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Good win for The "O"s the other night RG. Marching to European glory and all that my son!

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Oh yes, European Glory here we come! Newport IOW, Bangor City and AFC Llandudno won't know whats hit 'em!

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Islamic Fundamentalist Launch Murderous Attacks In Protests Against Offensive US Film

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That's easy for you to say!

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Quote: Simon Saunders

Clive,

There was a time when City fans used to chant "Pleatout!"

As a young whipper-snapper at the time I became convinced that was his name until me old man explained that they were chanting "Pleat Out!"

Oh, the innocence/stupidity of youth.

Simon

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I don't remember Pleat at Leicester. Luton yes, Tottenham yes, Seven Sister High Road in his raincoat yes, but not Leicester.

For years I used to think my local team were called Leyton Orient Nil, until we finally scored a goal and then it dawned on me...

RIP To the 96. Justice at long last for the families.
Lets hope those responsible get what they deserve.

Having read all of the above, I'm now reconsidering about the invite over this saturday to watch Dr Who and the X Factor...

Sorry gang, but I appreciate your honesty.
R'DOG

oh, ok, bring the pastry.

R'DOG