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From General Discussion / I Can No Longer Live A Lie!...I'm Unashamedly Gay!
Posted 10 Jun 12 17:41
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This thread's far from fucked! Clive, you forgot to finish your analogy. Who won the fight?

 
From General Discussion / I Can No Longer Live A Lie!...I'm Unashamedly Gay!
Posted 10 Jun 12 07:50
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Never gone to the guvner over you Clive.  You're too funny. (well, then there's that duck thing)

Sent four pleasant emails, only one poisonous.  Apologized for the poisonous one, though I believe its contents to be true.

If anyone's unhinged at present it's you.  Life's hard sometimes.  I hope things improve for you!

I won't tell the guvner, but I don't think you're supposed to swear at people like a crazy man on here.  Pinxit needs to know that as well.  Its very basic.  We're just here to write stories.  People seemed to like my last one.  Hope you did as well.  Good luck with the "Dorking Review".

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jun 12 04:11
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Spirituality purposely inspires riffraff into taking unearthly alternatives ludicrously involving theistic yarns. 

 
From News Discussion / Sex Kitten Ad Disappoints Local Man
Posted 10 Jun 12 03:09
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Not sure I understand bringing up a story just to criticize it; especially when it's superior to much of what is written here. Unless, of course, what you say is worthy of being recorded in someone's personal records.


 
From General Discussion / I Can No Longer Live A Lie!...I'm Unashamedly Gay!
Posted 10 Jun 12 00:12
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Most importantly, I hope you're saying that Inchcock is getting better.  

Much more newsworthy than your being gay. (however unashamedly)  Next you'll be claiming that Mohammed Ali is black.  

Best wishes Inchcock!  

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jun 12 00:41
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Regularly erratic gentlemen unhappily lose arguments regarding latest yarn.    

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jun 12 00:18
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Sugar unites guitar aspirants regularly. 


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 12 05:09
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 Sporadically people order rum and diet ice cream as liquor lessens yelling.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 12 04:29
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Skypes keep young people entertained sporadically.  

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 12 04:21
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Yes Einstein Skypes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Jun 12 02:28
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It's "sense"! It's "sense"!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jun 12 20:44
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Titties indeed titillate teenagers in every sense. 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 23:12
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Sensational erections now seen as the integral obsession nagging aging Londoners.

(take it easy Clive) 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 22:41
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Sensational erections now seen as the integral obsession nagging aging Londoners.

(take it easy Clive) 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 22:40
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Sensational erections now seen as the integral obsession nagging aging Londoners.

(take it easy Clive) 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 04:51
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Yearning entices a real need in naive glitterati.    


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 04:29
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Suddenly ugly dreams don't encourage notions like yearning.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Jun 12 02:57
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Yours over under rough smooth.       

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Quentin Kelp Column - Your elected member
Posted 1 Jun 12 00:13
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What Ellie said.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 May 12 18:02
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Wednesday every domestic nurse eagerly sanitizes daybeds at Yarmouth.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Day the Polka Music Died
Posted 29 May 12 04:22
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Thanks Ellie. I thought the polka would be equally well known to both audiences. I put It in one and asked Mark to put it in the other.

Thank you all for your comments.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Day the Polka Music Died
Posted 26 May 12 20:56
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You mean I won't be paid?

 
From General Discussion / A Song For Olive Denton
Posted 26 May 12 20:04
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Quote: Clive Danton
Oh dear me fucking no!! Once I vow that you'll not find me here again I mean exactly that and it'll be a cold day in hell before you catch me lurking for weeks on end and knawing frantically on my knuckles before slipping in a crafty acronym or submitting a story that's about as funny as a kick in the Niagras from a size 14 steel toe capped ski boot.


To whom are you referring Clive? Arm or Scoob? (they don't take criticism well)

Private Third Class McManus (the sun was in my eyes!)



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 May 12 13:12
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Necrophile engenders child's routine of proffering his infancy liquidating entities.       

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 May 12 11:39
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Dorking opulent regalia kept in National Gallery

 
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