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From General Discussion / I Can No Longer Live A Lie!...I'm Unashamedly Gay!
Posted 10 Jun 12 00:12
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Most importantly, I hope you're saying that Inchcock is getting better.  

Much more newsworthy than your being gay. (however unashamedly)  Next you'll be claiming that Mohammed Ali is black.  

Best wishes Inchcock!  

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jun 12 00:41
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Regularly erratic gentlemen unhappily lose arguments regarding latest yarn.    

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jun 12 00:18
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Sugar unites guitar aspirants regularly. 


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 12 05:09
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 Sporadically people order rum and diet ice cream as liquor lessens yelling.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 12 04:29
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Skypes keep young people entertained sporadically.  

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 12 04:21
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Yes Einstein Skypes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Jun 12 02:28
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It's "sense"! It's "sense"!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jun 12 20:44
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Titties indeed titillate teenagers in every sense. 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 23:12
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Sensational erections now seen as the integral obsession nagging aging Londoners.

(take it easy Clive) 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 22:41
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Sensational erections now seen as the integral obsession nagging aging Londoners.

(take it easy Clive) 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 22:40
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Sensational erections now seen as the integral obsession nagging aging Londoners.

(take it easy Clive) 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 04:51
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Yearning entices a real need in naive glitterati.    


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 04:29
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Suddenly ugly dreams don't encourage notions like yearning.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Jun 12 02:57
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Yours over under rough smooth.       

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Quentin Kelp Column - Your elected member
Posted 1 Jun 12 00:13
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What Ellie said.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 May 12 18:02
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Wednesday every domestic nurse eagerly sanitizes daybeds at Yarmouth.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Day the Polka Music Died
Posted 29 May 12 04:22
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Thanks Ellie. I thought the polka would be equally well known to both audiences. I put It in one and asked Mark to put it in the other.

Thank you all for your comments.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Day the Polka Music Died
Posted 26 May 12 20:56
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You mean I won't be paid?

 
From General Discussion / A Song For Olive Denton
Posted 26 May 12 20:04
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Quote: Clive Danton
Oh dear me fucking no!! Once I vow that you'll not find me here again I mean exactly that and it'll be a cold day in hell before you catch me lurking for weeks on end and knawing frantically on my knuckles before slipping in a crafty acronym or submitting a story that's about as funny as a kick in the Niagras from a size 14 steel toe capped ski boot.


To whom are you referring Clive? Arm or Scoob? (they don't take criticism well)

Private Third Class McManus (the sun was in my eyes!)



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 May 12 13:12
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Necrophile engenders child's routine of proffering his infancy liquidating entities.       

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 May 12 11:39
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Dorking opulent regalia kept in National Gallery

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 May 12 05:42
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Nadir a day in Redditch.

 
From Magazine Discussion / "Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."
Posted 22 May 12 14:10
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OK

 
From Magazine Discussion / "Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."
Posted 22 May 12 13:47
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I take it then that there will be no discussion of the ignorance of prejudice based on word pronunciation, or the ignorance of "fuck off" being the five star winning argument?

I'd write a spoof, but I'm afraid you already don't like it (I fear you're prejudiced against it) and as you can see, I'm very sensitive.  

 
From Magazine Discussion / "Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."
Posted 22 May 12 02:19
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No. I'm thanking you for coming to his rescue.  He was well out of his depth.  I thought he had more going for him.  I think he's fainted.  Disappointing!

As for you.  This is the second time you've used the "f" word with respect to me.  What's this precious new writer to make of that?  You care about new writers as much as he does.  

So how about a discussion of this young man's well written piece (the one you said was really really good; did you read it?) about Britain and prejudice?  Are you up to it or do you only swear at Americans unimaginatively? 

 
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