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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 12 02:51
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I know you were more careful this time to make sure that worked, but don't you think it's more challenging to make one, more or less, coherent statement than a number of short sentences?

 
From Magazine Discussion / No Retirement for Emma the Cat
Posted 15 Jun 12 02:46
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I very much enjoyed reading that, except of course I wish the ending was happier.

 
From Magazine Discussion / No Retirement for Emma the Cat
Posted 15 Jun 12 02:06
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Thank you Lynton. I hoped part of the "joke" was that cats are always retired anyway, but I found it really hard to try and make the topic funny, and maybe that got lost in the mix. And when I submitted it, I hoped it was funny, but thought it might be ridiculed.

So far there has only been one "1 star" rating about the putting down of a pet. Hey, it could be worse. There could be the option for a 0 rating. Makes you want to kick a duck.

 
From General Discussion / The New Forum Moderators
Posted 15 Jun 12 01:33
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Whomever he was, he raised the level here. He inspired me, and I could see that he "set the bar higher" for for many of you as well. I don't think Skoob has ever been so productive. Never seen so many wonderfully structured and genuinely funny stories; two or three per day, and he and Erskin on the anagrams (or whatever) was an education. If that intellect is gone, it's really unfortunate. That kind of talent is so rare. Oh well, I guess I'll just give my hairy snatch a scratch.

Why is he a "bastard" Erskin?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 12 00:29
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Nebraska earmarks big repository accommodating superior kayak accessories.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 12 05:14
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Gracious red ants come into our underwear sympathetically.   

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 12 04:48
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 Nodding off during dinner is not gracious.  


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 12 04:44
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Yawn advisedly when nodding.


 
From Magazine Discussion / No Retirement for Emma the Cat
Posted 14 Jun 12 02:45
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Most appreciated. Thank you both.

 
From News Discussion / Long Island Villager Gets 2 Years in Jail for Not Mowing Lawn
Posted 14 Jun 12 02:00
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Spelled the name right and everything. Is it Sunday?

 
From News Discussion / Long Island Villager Gets 2 Years in Jail for Not Mowing Lawn
Posted 14 Jun 12 01:55
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Beautifully crafted. It seems like the idea should be relatively easy to come up with, and then carrying it through should be relatively straight forward. But if it was we'd all be doing it. Agree with Skoob. Funny as hell and nicely written.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 12 01:38
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Quote: Chris McManus

Stealth, to everyone's exasperation, leads to havoc.  



Ffs Chris!!!

This is exactly the kind of shit that they pick you up on!!!!!!

Sloppy and downright bloody careless.





Stand in the corner, face the wall.



This thread has gone to shite.[/

Guilty as charged. If only that was the only kind of shit they picked me up on. I hopefully fixed it without changing the course of history. Thank you.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 12 01:32
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Stealth, to everyone's annoyance,, leads to havoc.  

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 12 01:17
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City inferior, tackle Yosemite
 

 
From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 14 Jun 12 01:08
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Fergus and Jean.  I was passing through "Spoof" headquarters this morning on the pretense of using the washroom for what I had to guarantee was a number one.  I won't tell you what lengths they went to to ensure that number two couldn't even be a possibility.  (the doctor says it's reversible)

As I passed by the secretaries' desk, I saw lists; very much like the ones I imagine Santa has.  You may both rest assured that you are on the "nice" side, and very near the top of that side.  Not only that, but Santa's list was there too.  I couldn't help but notice the lists were identical!  Who is copying whom I have no idea.  This, "be nice" thing has nothing to do with you guys.  See, you guys are nice to newbies always.

If you're watching the tournament where they kick the ball around in every direction but the right one, please enjoy. 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 12 23:51
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Gone onto noble endeavors.   


 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 12 20:42
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Maybe "nag's guano" works except guano is shit from birds, so it's not perfect


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 12 17:54
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Good evening Erskin. The birthday's coming up soon.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 12 17:33
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Quote: Skoob1999

Spoofing - ordinarily okay. Finding it's nothing great.

Carry on.


I know you left out the "p" on purpose 'cause it's really not that complex.

Carry on.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 12 00:38
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Enema not execrable my ass.

 
From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 12 Jun 12 23:09
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Have never deleted posts.  Didn't know you could.  Have deleted articles.  I've been provoked over many more than two years and have never resorted to that.  I wonder why?  My pathetic agenda has always, always been the same, and that is the title of this thread.  I don't know why that's been so confusing.  What do you think one could got out of this place besides submitting articles without having to endure rudeness?  What else is there here?  Are the rest of you being paid?

The number of times I've reminded you about my birthday Erskin, one would think you'd remember once.  (I spot the insults thrown in everyone's direction, then treat the perpetrators the way they deserve.  How can anyone read what Clive writes, then treat him as if he hadn't?)

Scoob, as ever, irrelevant.

 
From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 12 Jun 12 22:20
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Arm and Erskin.  I'm giddy, but suspicious here; hopeful, but prepared for heartbreak.  This is a very happy surprise for me.  At least, I'm guessing that as a writer here, you love me as much as everyone else.  But I have to ask myself, if they really loved me, maybe they wouldn't have forgotten my birthday, nor would they have allowed Clive to call me a cunt over and over, and Pinxit to tell me to fuck off without comment or censure.  It happened.  You saw it.  So, now I don't know what to think.

Enough of your despairing "Is it worth it?" crap.  This place is what it is because you allowed it; because you earned it.    


 
From News Discussion / Sex Kitten Ad Disappoints Local Man
Posted 12 Jun 12 17:27
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Right. I'll keep my eyes open for anything unseemly.

 
From News Discussion / Sex Kitten Ad Disappoints Local Man
Posted 12 Jun 12 02:22
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I apologise RG. I figured you were aiming "Chriicism" at me. You clearly weren't. Please forget I did that.

 
From News Discussion / Sex Kitten Ad Disappoints Local Man
Posted 12 Jun 12 01:55
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This was posted a day before the one he was called out for, but I'm sure there is another reasonable explanation for Scoob's behavior. A 5 for your devotion.

 
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