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From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 14 Jun 12 01:08
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Fergus and Jean.  I was passing through "Spoof" headquarters this morning on the pretense of using the washroom for what I had to guarantee was a number one.  I won't tell you what lengths they went to to ensure that number two couldn't even be a possibility.  (the doctor says it's reversible)

As I passed by the secretaries' desk, I saw lists; very much like the ones I imagine Santa has.  You may both rest assured that you are on the "nice" side, and very near the top of that side.  Not only that, but Santa's list was there too.  I couldn't help but notice the lists were identical!  Who is copying whom I have no idea.  This, "be nice" thing has nothing to do with you guys.  See, you guys are nice to newbies always.

If you're watching the tournament where they kick the ball around in every direction but the right one, please enjoy. 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 12 23:51
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Gone onto noble endeavors.   


 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 12 20:42
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Maybe "nag's guano" works except guano is shit from birds, so it's not perfect


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 12 17:54
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Good evening Erskin. The birthday's coming up soon.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 12 17:33
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Quote: Skoob1999

Spoofing - ordinarily okay. Finding it's nothing great.

Carry on.


I know you left out the "p" on purpose 'cause it's really not that complex.

Carry on.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 12 00:38
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Enema not execrable my ass.

 
From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 12 Jun 12 23:09
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Have never deleted posts.  Didn't know you could.  Have deleted articles.  I've been provoked over many more than two years and have never resorted to that.  I wonder why?  My pathetic agenda has always, always been the same, and that is the title of this thread.  I don't know why that's been so confusing.  What do you think one could got out of this place besides submitting articles without having to endure rudeness?  What else is there here?  Are the rest of you being paid?

The number of times I've reminded you about my birthday Erskin, one would think you'd remember once.  (I spot the insults thrown in everyone's direction, then treat the perpetrators the way they deserve.  How can anyone read what Clive writes, then treat him as if he hadn't?)

Scoob, as ever, irrelevant.

 
From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 12 Jun 12 22:20
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Arm and Erskin.  I'm giddy, but suspicious here; hopeful, but prepared for heartbreak.  This is a very happy surprise for me.  At least, I'm guessing that as a writer here, you love me as much as everyone else.  But I have to ask myself, if they really loved me, maybe they wouldn't have forgotten my birthday, nor would they have allowed Clive to call me a cunt over and over, and Pinxit to tell me to fuck off without comment or censure.  It happened.  You saw it.  So, now I don't know what to think.

Enough of your despairing "Is it worth it?" crap.  This place is what it is because you allowed it; because you earned it.    


 
From News Discussion / Sex Kitten Ad Disappoints Local Man
Posted 12 Jun 12 17:27
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Right. I'll keep my eyes open for anything unseemly.

 
From News Discussion / Sex Kitten Ad Disappoints Local Man
Posted 12 Jun 12 02:22
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I apologise RG. I figured you were aiming "Chriicism" at me. You clearly weren't. Please forget I did that.

 
From News Discussion / Sex Kitten Ad Disappoints Local Man
Posted 12 Jun 12 01:55
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This was posted a day before the one he was called out for, but I'm sure there is another reasonable explanation for Scoob's behavior. A 5 for your devotion.

 
From News Discussion / Sex Kitten Ad Disappoints Local Man
Posted 11 Jun 12 22:00
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Hi Lynton. Of course you're right.

It was the off-handed condescending way it seemed to have been offered that I responded to. There are ways to communicate where criticism is obviously constructive and well intended.

 
From General Discussion / I Can No Longer Live A Lie!...I'm Unashamedly Gay!
Posted 10 Jun 12 17:41
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This thread's far from fucked! Clive, you forgot to finish your analogy. Who won the fight?

 
From General Discussion / I Can No Longer Live A Lie!...I'm Unashamedly Gay!
Posted 10 Jun 12 07:50
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Never gone to the guvner over you Clive.  You're too funny. (well, then there's that duck thing)

Sent four pleasant emails, only one poisonous.  Apologized for the poisonous one, though I believe its contents to be true.

If anyone's unhinged at present it's you.  Life's hard sometimes.  I hope things improve for you!

I won't tell the guvner, but I don't think you're supposed to swear at people like a crazy man on here.  Pinxit needs to know that as well.  Its very basic.  We're just here to write stories.  People seemed to like my last one.  Hope you did as well.  Good luck with the "Dorking Review".

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jun 12 04:11
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Spirituality purposely inspires riffraff into taking unearthly alternatives ludicrously involving theistic yarns. 

 
From News Discussion / Sex Kitten Ad Disappoints Local Man
Posted 10 Jun 12 03:09
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Not sure I understand bringing up a story just to criticize it; especially when it's superior to much of what is written here. Unless, of course, what you say is worthy of being recorded in someone's personal records.


 
From General Discussion / I Can No Longer Live A Lie!...I'm Unashamedly Gay!
Posted 10 Jun 12 00:12
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Most importantly, I hope you're saying that Inchcock is getting better.  

Much more newsworthy than your being gay. (however unashamedly)  Next you'll be claiming that Mohammed Ali is black.  

Best wishes Inchcock!  

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jun 12 00:41
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Regularly erratic gentlemen unhappily lose arguments regarding latest yarn.    

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jun 12 00:18
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Sugar unites guitar aspirants regularly. 


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 12 05:09
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 Sporadically people order rum and diet ice cream as liquor lessens yelling.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 12 04:29
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Skypes keep young people entertained sporadically.  

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jun 12 04:21
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Yes Einstein Skypes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Jun 12 02:28
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It's "sense"! It's "sense"!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jun 12 20:44
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Titties indeed titillate teenagers in every sense. 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 12 23:12
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Sensational erections now seen as the integral obsession nagging aging Londoners.

(take it easy Clive) 

 
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