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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Jan 14 05:09
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Despair ends since penguins are irresistible rascals.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jan 14 00:05
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Dogmatic officials gather much agitprop to influence citizens.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jan 14 01:26
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Salesman attends lewd engagement, so meeting a nymphomaniac.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jan 14 01:07
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Markets are really killing every traveling salesman.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Dec 13 05:15
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Satanists are terrifying and nefarious individuals striving to shock.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Dec 13 07:07
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Situation is tranquil, unless a toilet is oozing nastiness.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Dec 13 03:55
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Yonder one never discovers elephant remains.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Dec 13 22:04
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Stairs totally are inadequate regarding sex.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Dec 13 08:44
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Scratch caddy relishes assisting Tiger circumventing hazards.

 
From News Discussion / Woman Fakes Orgasm
Posted 8 Nov 13 22:07
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Having waited for over a week for others to comment on this amusing piece, I shall seek another as amusing. May take some time.


 
From News Discussion / Woman Fakes Orgasm
Posted 31 Oct 13 02:34
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Enjoyed this, but it is a joke, so I'm sure it's not true. Happy Halloween Monkey Woods, Erskine Quint, Inchcock, D. Whitehead, and Colonel Juan.

 
From News Discussion / Spoof News "God" Makes £350.75 A Week!
Posted 20 Jun 13 05:03
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I don't always get the point of actual satire, but sense I am being made fun of here.  Well, mom doesn't let me feed the cats, which just goes to show how much you know about it.  


 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 12 May 13 14:19
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Congratulations to Gail Farelly and Monkey Woods on being featured writers.

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 12 May 13 14:18
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Congratulations to Gail Farelly and Monkey Woods on being featured writers.

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 12 May 13 04:47
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Why not run that wonderful acronym game here?



 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 12 May 13 04:42
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Why not run that wonderful game here?

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 20 Apr 13 01:27
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They say that the time to get into the stock market is when no one else is doing so, so I am certain that the time to comment on Monkey Wood's article is now.
I think it is well written, but since I am from the other side of the pond, it doesn't resonate with me. This happens all the time here. I am glad for Monkey, however, that it was successful.
Given that the present should theoretically be a friendlier time to post, why is no one posting?
Though I have met people here, with the same interests as I have, some of whom I keep in in touch with, I have never understood the forums.
Please don't leave me standing out here in the cold with my dick in my hand like you did when I first introduced myself to you in a very fumbling and adolescent way.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 06:33
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Drawers rarely attract women especially ripped shorts. 


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 04:42
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Tit-suckers is already done. It's drawers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 03:17
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Stupid twits usually piss in drawers 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 03:02
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No it's not tit-suckers boys and girls. (which isn't a word) Appropriately enough it's "stupid".

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 02:51
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As Fergus said. This smacks of Mccarthyism. But it's not the site, it's you and your idiotic gang. (we all know why you're here indeed)

If your charges are true, then I go. If they're not, then you go for making these accusations which aren't in anyway shape or form true.

I insist Mark investigates, and we'll see.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 02:36
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Because I know the name of someone who disparages this site on other sites? It's hard not to know her name. She (he) was a prominent author here a few months ago. You know her name as well. Are you busted?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 02:32
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You mean tit-suckers is a word? Give me an example of something I've edited! I have a feeling regards, and amigo were never meant to be taken at face value. (you're not Mexican are you?)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 02:23
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Truly idiotic tit suckers unceasingly contemplate knowledge envisaged really stupid. (I'm afraid I lost interest)    

 
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