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From News Discussion / Woman Fakes Orgasm
Posted 8 Nov 13 22:07
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Having waited for over a week for others to comment on this amusing piece, I shall seek another as amusing. May take some time.


 
From News Discussion / Woman Fakes Orgasm
Posted 31 Oct 13 02:34
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Enjoyed this, but it is a joke, so I'm sure it's not true. Happy Halloween Monkey Woods, Erskine Quint, Inchcock, D. Whitehead, and Colonel Juan.

 
From News Discussion / Spoof News "God" Makes £350.75 A Week!
Posted 20 Jun 13 05:03
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I don't always get the point of actual satire, but sense I am being made fun of here.  Well, mom doesn't let me feed the cats, which just goes to show how much you know about it.  


 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 12 May 13 14:19
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Congratulations to Gail Farelly and Monkey Woods on being featured writers.

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 12 May 13 14:18
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Congratulations to Gail Farelly and Monkey Woods on being featured writers.

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 12 May 13 04:47
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Why not run that wonderful acronym game here?



 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 12 May 13 04:42
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Why not run that wonderful game here?

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 20 Apr 13 01:27
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They say that the time to get into the stock market is when no one else is doing so, so I am certain that the time to comment on Monkey Wood's article is now.
I think it is well written, but since I am from the other side of the pond, it doesn't resonate with me. This happens all the time here. I am glad for Monkey, however, that it was successful.
Given that the present should theoretically be a friendlier time to post, why is no one posting?
Though I have met people here, with the same interests as I have, some of whom I keep in in touch with, I have never understood the forums.
Please don't leave me standing out here in the cold with my dick in my hand like you did when I first introduced myself to you in a very fumbling and adolescent way.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 06:33
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Drawers rarely attract women especially ripped shorts. 


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 04:42
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Tit-suckers is already done. It's drawers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 03:17
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Stupid twits usually piss in drawers 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 03:02
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No it's not tit-suckers boys and girls. (which isn't a word) Appropriately enough it's "stupid".

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 02:51
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As Fergus said. This smacks of Mccarthyism. But it's not the site, it's you and your idiotic gang. (we all know why you're here indeed)

If your charges are true, then I go. If they're not, then you go for making these accusations which aren't in anyway shape or form true.

I insist Mark investigates, and we'll see.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 02:36
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Because I know the name of someone who disparages this site on other sites? It's hard not to know her name. She (he) was a prominent author here a few months ago. You know her name as well. Are you busted?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 02:32
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You mean tit-suckers is a word? Give me an example of something I've edited! I have a feeling regards, and amigo were never meant to be taken at face value. (you're not Mexican are you?)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 02:23
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Truly idiotic tit suckers unceasingly contemplate knowledge envisaged really stupid. (I'm afraid I lost interest)    

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 12 01:42
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Lynton.  Is that supposed to be provocative or threatening?  You have no idea how surprised I am to see you involved in anagrams (or whatever) in this way. But I have recently seen the way you treated Lady Godiva.  I must take back what I said about you being a voice of reason.  

I don't think tit-suckers is a word Scoob, (which is not really anyone's name) but why let that stop you from making whatever point you need to make.  I'll do suckers.  (better than you would)

Suckers unceasingly contemplate knowledge envisaged really stupid.    

 
From General Discussion / The New Forum Moderators
Posted 17 Jun 12 00:59
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I'm wondering what troll trouble looks like.  In this case, what damage was done?  It didn't look like any kind of trouble to me.  I saw someone (very clever, as CJ admits) spoofing about how it is here to be treated in a very disrespectful way (with CJ using the cunt and the fuck words very early on with no provocation) and someone being spoofed for looking for points ( with Skoob suggesting this, that and the other way to get points).  If you knew it was him, why did you let him make these incredibly valid points?  And why let him write so many stories of a quality we don't often see?  I'm not sure you detected him as soon as you suggest.

I don't know what he did to be banned, but there's all kinds of questionable things being done right now by those who claim he was the devil himself; some of them, people who want to be moderators.  Was he rude?  What could have provoked that?

Skoob said, "Dan's one of the good guys, not like me."  does this mean "He got banned, but I didn't yet?".  I don't know the history, but it seems a shame that this site can't benefit from the unusual and amazing skills of Dan Cun (whomever). What were we protected from?   

       

 
From General Discussion / The New Forum Moderators
Posted 17 Jun 12 00:53
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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 12 22:06
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Generally Eskimos need endless, repeated ardent love liaisons yearly.   

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 12 21:32
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Reeking English exported kippers illegal now generally. 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 12 03:59
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Gangsters actually need guns so that enforcement representatives shudder.

 
From General Discussion / Straw Men
Posted 16 Jun 12 01:48
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If I'm not mistaken, the "Hollow Men" are even more contemptible than violent men (as they cannot even look goodness in the eye) and are to be damned for their cowardice and weakness of will, but what has this to do with anything?  

What kind of music is that?


 
From General Discussion / The New Forum Moderators
Posted 16 Jun 12 00:12
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The Coal Hole Mob?  You mean you guys have a gang?

First, you could knock me down with a feather!

Second, I may now rest easy, in that if I ever face the same fate, you will be there to support me.

Third, I get so lonely!  

 
From Magazine Discussion / Monologue For A Young Actor : Marvin's Story
Posted 15 Jun 12 23:54
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So special! An extraordinary experience reading it.

 
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