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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jul 17 01:08
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Smoked meat on knackebrod especially delicious.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jul 17 00:48
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Spices provide inner comfort, even smoked.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jul 17 23:38
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Shits hit individuals tasting spices. 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jul 17 23:32
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Emergencies make elderly residents gainsay etiquette, never caring if everybody shits. 

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jun 17 06:28
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Supreme undergarments provide rapid egress mitigating emergencies.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jun 17 05:13
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Yale allows loaded entry.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Nov 15 02:08
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Holidays often leaven ingrained disputes affirming your solicitude.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Nov 15 06:08
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Yeth, encouragement teaches humility.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Nov 15 06:50
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Silently I laugh every night Tiffany lisps "yeth".

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Nov 15 05:31
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Stronger taller Russians on nandrolone grabbed every ribbon.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Nov 15 20:36
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Hey Tommy. Frank Michaels did "slap" twice. Would you like it done again? Or done better?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Nov 15 04:36
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Plump lump ump monitoring pitches.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Oct 15 01:43
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Back asswards chicken kebab.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 May 15 03:07
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One nun expecting.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Apr 15 01:26
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Discouraging is Santa continuously, openly, unfeelingly, rebuffing anguished, geriatric individuals nearing graveyard. 


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Apr 15 00:51
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Stated tolls are thoroughly effectively discouraging.

 
From General Discussion / spoof editors tampering with writers original material?
Posted 11 Apr 15 22:17
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As Mark indicates, " the article was ignorant, and without a joke. Thank you, Mark, for adding the joke. Please next time, if you would also remove the ignorance.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Mar 15 04:43
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Sounds of undressing never distract scopophiliacs.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Mar 15 03:55
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Dangerous accordion never given explicit rules on unacceptable sounds.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Jan 15 00:48
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Embarrassment is when all the cool kids stop doing something, and you don't notice.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jan 15 07:52
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Results_wise, every sap using laxatives to self-regulate will invariably suffer embarrassment.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jul 14 05:40
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Dumplings under my peas lie individually, not giving skin.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 14 01:50
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Sex eis xfun.

 
From General Discussion / Electric Eels
Posted 7 Jun 14 06:00
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Hello Erskine. Have a few days holiday do we?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Jun 14 21:53
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Dead enemies are derigueur.

 
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