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From Magazine Discussion / Bullshit is a lost art…
Posted 17 Mar 12 17:50
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Hello Susan. I'm the best writer in here by an absolute street and win all the writing compos hands down. All the men despise me because of my greatness and all the women are in love with me for the same reason. In fact you're in love with me also but cant or wont admit it, not even to yourself Susan

Your piece was quite good but not as good as any of my stories. Nobody's are.

I have 3 pieces of advice to give you Susan

1 - Dont believe Erskin when he pretends to be Icelandic. He's actually living in squalor with his Auntie Doll in Northampton

2 - Dont look at or even speak about my nice blue metal mug if you value your life.

3 - Their is no third thing. Do you understand Susan? No third thing!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 
From News Discussion / Spoof Writer Goes From Gags to Riches
Posted 17 Mar 12 15:14
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Happy St Pat's POM.

5 from me for mentioning Wapping, where I once had an extremely pleasant albeit fatiguing encounter with a rather sensible and keen member of the opposite species.

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 12:03
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a man's here

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 12:02
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they live in space

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 12:01
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they will shout down her ears and kill her

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 12:00
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if she stands next to my mug i'm going to call the inspector morse police

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 11:59
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she wants to tell the police. the canadian/american/texan/scottish/irish/cherokee/australian/papua new guinean/brazilian/russian/martian/south london /turkish police.

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 11:58
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in space

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 11:57
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she's going to die for wanting to do that

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 11:56
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she wants to put something in my mug. something from america.

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 11:55
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if she puts her swearing mug near to mine I'm going to find her

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 11:54
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a swearing mug

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 11:54
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she has a mug

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 17 Mar 12 11:53
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A lady's come on here a canadian/american/texan/scottish/irish/cherokee/australian/papua new guinean/brazilian/russian/martian/south london /turkish lady

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 16 Mar 12 17:10
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Dear Spoof

I deliberately chose the Dominium Theatre as it has a latin name and will make Erskin think I'm intelligent and that my overwheming victory in the writing competition wasn't just a lucky flash in the pan.

Cliveus Optimus Victorium Dantus

Pompei



 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 16 Mar 12 17:05
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Dear Spoof

Oddly enough I am actually going out tonight. I'm going to see We Will Rock You at the Dominium Theatre in Tottenham Court Road so if you're in the dress circle please remove your hat and dont get up to go to the toilet during a really good bit.

Thanks ever so much xxxxxxxxxxxxxx



 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 16 Mar 12 16:35
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He died

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 16 Mar 12 16:35
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A man wanted to hold my mug today

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 16 Mar 12 16:34
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I'm going to tell the police.

The EastEnders Police

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 16 Mar 12 16:33
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I'm going to go to the toilet in space and leave my mug outside.

It holds a full imperial pint and you want to love, kiss and put something in it

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 16 Mar 12 16:32
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I'm going to take my mug far away so you cant see it.

I'm going to take it to space

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 16 Mar 12 16:31
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you're going to die because of that

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 16 Mar 12 16:30
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you want to put something near my mug

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 16 Mar 12 16:30
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I'm going to find you for wanting that

 
From General Discussion / I've Got A New Blue Mug
Posted 16 Mar 12 16:29
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you like my new blue mug and want to stand near it

 
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