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LB,

In the well articulated words of Dudley Moore from the original "Arthur", "You're a hedge!"

Your satire always sits higher.


Warmest possible regards from the cheese state,
PM

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PM,

For you I will try to brie funny, or at least give it edam good go.

Regards form England. The hacking state

If I can be serious for a moment, and I'm sure I can if I put my mind to it. I am a little worried about this whole Rupert Murdoch thing.

Wrapped up in this hacking furore are MP's who perhaps see a chance to get back at the British press for exposing the expenses scandal.

They are talking about changing the rules that govern the press. By how much we have yet to see. I know that if I were in government I would be using this golden opportunity to bring the press to heal.

I'm not saying that we are going to end up like China but it is a gradual process.

I wonder what George Orwell would make of this. Are we sleepwalking into 1984?

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Quote: Lynton

it is funny and what's more it's good satire

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I've put by chare on a pile of books. Thought it was about time I sat higher

Dave Gilmour's lament


He marched out for education
Lost a bit of self control
The cops have got him in the courtroom
I hope that he gets parole
Hey policemen, leave my kid alone
All he did was throw a little brick at the wall

Now slips into fuck off guitar solo.........

Well it sounded funny in my head!

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Quote: P.M. Wortham

Seriously Doc,

The Chairman has retired, like permanently.
Perhaps a little "I haven't met you yet" from Michael Buble'
Or something from Aerosmith's Toys in the Attic Album?


What's wrong with the chairman?

At last the house is clean

We'll have to change the shower curtain

Our friends will be here soon

They'll think its shit, of that I'm certain

I'll put the new towels out

You shave your legs and put your dress on

And leave the rest to me; I'll do it my way.