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From News Discussion / The Nation Is Running Out Of Vowels, The FB* Warns
Posted 5 Aug 13 17:15
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No wonder Kosovo wants to bail.

 
From News Discussion / Yogurt Rescues the Greek Economy
Posted 3 Aug 12 21:01
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Ellie:

My grocer sells that as "vintage yogurt" for which he charges extra.


PoM:

You've hit on a good point. Any worthwhile economic crisis starts with sheep and ends with shorn.

Michael

 
From News Discussion / Tsunami-Driven Toyota Dealership Washes Up In California
Posted 12 Jun 12 08:24
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Thanks.

 
From News Discussion / Wall Street's IQ Plunges Below 70, Triggering A 'Too Dumb To Fall' Bailout
Posted 16 May 12 05:59
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Many thanks.

 
From News Discussion / Dick Clark Says His Death Was a Blooper, Vows to Return to Times Square for 2013
Posted 30 Apr 12 13:16
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Thanks, everybody.

 
From News Discussion / Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating
Posted 11 Feb 12 00:13
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Thanks everybody. You're making this egotistical bastard blush.

Michael


 
From News Discussion / Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock
Posted 15 Jan 12 15:57
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Thanks, Onion.

 
From News Discussion / 'Reverse Bonus Checks' Drain Wall Street Bank Accounts
Posted 9 Jan 12 08:33
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Thanks, Charpa.

 
From News Discussion / 'CSI: Kardashian' Puts the Madcap Back into Murder
Posted 8 Jan 12 02:00
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Storch!, Now that's entertainment.


 
From News Discussion / 'CSI: Kardashian' Puts the Madcap Back into Murder
Posted 7 Jan 12 19:40
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Thanks for the kind words, John.

But I believe Lloyd Webber is in the process of turning that missed trip to Catalina into a "Cats" prequel starring the girls.

Using Kim's urinary infection for dramatic effect, the musical is tentatively titled "One Flew Over The Litter Box."

The New York media are already calling it a stinker.

Michael

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year One and All
Posted 31 Dec 11 21:24
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Happy New Year, everybody. Looks like 2012 is going to be loads of laughs.

Michael



 
From News Discussion / Nintendo's Mario Named Prime Minister Of Italy
Posted 27 Nov 11 23:16
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Thanks.

Great photo.

 
From News Discussion / Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners
Posted 14 Oct 11 03:17
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Thanks, Jean. Give Haney my regards.

 
From News Discussion / The Burger King enters the Republican presidential race
Posted 15 Sep 11 13:20
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I'll have a Double Whopper and a triple bypass, please.


 
From News Discussion / The Burger King enters the Republican presidential race
Posted 15 Sep 11 06:58
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Yes, I agree. The old King was kind of creepy with his frozen smile. But he must've sold a lot of meat and potatoes because they kept him around for years.

Mike

 
From News Discussion / Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.
Posted 5 Sep 11 17:48
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Thanks for the encouragement. And a tip of the hat to Kilgore Trout.

 
From News Discussion / S&P Downgrades God to a BBB Minus Rating
Posted 7 Aug 11 22:32
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Believe that's called tweaking.

 
From News Discussion / S&P Downgrades God to a BBB Minus Rating
Posted 7 Aug 11 02:02
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Thanks, Ellie.

 
From News Discussion / Cracking the debt ceiling will increase global warming, say Tea Party scientists
Posted 13 Jul 11 03:36
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Thanks, Ellie.

 
From News Discussion / New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"
Posted 26 Jun 11 23:28
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thanks.

 
 
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