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From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 29 Sep 12 21:47
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Lost my sunglasses
In the height of the winter
Up someone's big ass



Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 29 Sep 12 17:56
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Bad haikus are art
Not art like Picasso though
But art still the same



Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 29 Sep 12 14:58
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The sun shines on me
As I bleed out though my wounds
But at least there's sun



Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 29 Sep 12 01:24
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Excrement in trees
Falls quickly in the summer
But not on my head



Ellie

 
From General Discussion / What's your favourite type of toilet?
Posted 29 Sep 12 01:02
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My personal favorite toilet would be the one where the man puts the seat back down. I'm sure Debbie can concur.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 28 Sep 12 02:32
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I really like cheese
The yellower the better
But I do like Swiss



Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 27 Sep 12 01:39
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My name is Ellie
My BFF is Debbie
My haiku is crap



Probably was supposed to rhyme something, but I can't be bothered now.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Area man will eat that if you're not going to
Posted 27 Sep 12 00:32
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Yes, it does. RG. Unless of course you're talking about Geometry Man and his family.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Not Sure This'll Work
Posted 25 Sep 12 03:50
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I liked it too, thanks for sharing.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Area man will eat that if you're not going to
Posted 25 Sep 12 01:04
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This is something that could be in The Onion.

I liked it.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / Fifty Shades of Beige
Posted 23 Sep 12 02:01
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Liked this one!

Well done.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Office of Square Trading crack down on illegal square sales
Posted 23 Sep 12 01:59
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Ha.....Classic!

This made me laugh.

I am curious as to the taxes on hexagons though.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Tribute to Radiogagger
Posted 15 Sep 12 10:53
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Radiogagger is a sweet guy. He gives me snippet lessons. I am a bad student though.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Spoof FM. WARNING! May Contain Appalling Bad Taste And/Or Lulu.
Posted 15 Sep 12 01:11
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I like everything he does. To answer your question...he's not known for his music. He does it as a hobby. He used to front a band way back when, but really lacked the ego to take it any further.

He writes songs in the same way one would write poetry. To express feelings. I am lucky enough to know the real meaning behind his songs. If you listen to his song Chalk, that was inspired by something I told him. And, really, the whole thing pretty much sums up the past 6 years of my life.

Chalk

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Spoof FM. WARNING! May Contain Appalling Bad Taste And/Or Lulu.
Posted 14 Sep 12 23:46
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My best friend wrote and recorded this a month ago.

Slivers

Ellie


 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 12 Sep 12 01:41
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For all of you who don't know, the arse of Texas is actually in Beaumont.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 11 Sep 12 22:38
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Alright, so this is my new and updated bucket list:

The immediate "to do" list would include fixing dinner, walking the dog, monitoring homework, and such...

However, this is a bucket list, so here it is:

Go to Vegas and see some shows. I've never been and almost everyone I know has.

Go to NYC as an adult and also see some shows and museums.

learn how to kayak

take voice lessons

Get back into my artwork and rediscover the joys of painting

Have I mentioned the smutty book I'm writing? Finish that!

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 11 Sep 12 16:42
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You know what they say about assumptions Clive?

We might share the same last name....but I am not EL James. Just ask R'Dog. I would have written a much better book.


Bucket list then...

buy new socks
train my dog not to jump
water my yard

keep working on my smut book

be best friends with Maria and Debbie




 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 11 Sep 12 16:30
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oops....sorry Clive. I didn't read the heart part. Rather I did....but I teach kindergarten all day long and so my brain in mush when I log in at night!

Ellie..

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 11 Sep 12 02:48
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Call me Arse - Carly Rae Jepson

Die in your Arse - Justin Beiber

Turn to Arse - Justin Bieber

Arse Bound - Eminem

and now some Christmas cheer -
What Arse is This?

Arse Christmas

And now from the 70s:
Raindrops keep falling on my Arse - BJ Thomas

Love on a Two-Way Arse - The MOments

The Long and Winding Arse - The Beatles

Hey there Lonely Arse - Eddie Holmon

Didn't I (Blow your Arse This time) - The Delphonics



**my apologies if I've repeated one from someone.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 10 Sep 12 22:48
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1. To work on Debbie's sitcom writing team.

2. skydiving

3. go shopping with Debbie, since I suck at it

4. learn the guitar

5. write a smutty novel


Ellie

 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a party?
Posted 5 Sep 12 02:55
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But that's it....just normal clothes. Plus my hair in buns that look like pastries.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a party?
Posted 4 Sep 12 23:52
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My Princess Leia hair buns.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Brief Moments Of Outstanding Beauty
Posted 4 Sep 12 03:01
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Yes. It really does put things into perspective. Thanks for sharing.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Philandering with grace!
Posted 2 Sep 12 15:22
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Quote: Maria Rios

I wonder if statistically, women forgive men far more than men forgive women?


I was cheated on and I walked away. Not because I couldn't forgive him, but because it made me see the whole relationship differently. I realized that there really wasn't anything to save.

If we had been married or there was a child involved and I knew deep down he still was in love and all that, it would be different. It would be hard to forgive but eventually I would. I think. I've never been in that situation. I hope I never am.

Every situation is different, but I've heard lots of men say, "If my wife did that to me, I'd never forgive her." Who knows? I think it all depends on the people involved.

Ellie

 
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