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From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 5 Oct 12 21:11
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So those are really clever.

Haikus about home mortgages. Who would've thought?

Not the Japanese, I'm sure.


Interest rates are high
But I worry not today
Because mine is fixed


Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The Add A Funny Clip Thread
Posted 4 Oct 12 12:12
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That was funny......

Ellie




Quote: radiogagger

This thread is back after its summer break.

For all the teachers out there...


 
From News Discussion / Confusion As Man Thinks Girlfriend Is Going To Ring Him, Whilst She Thinks He Is Going To Ring Her!
Posted 4 Oct 12 01:00
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I really liked that one!

5 from me.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The Hippy thread
Posted 3 Oct 12 02:27
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My hippy name would be Sunshine Hemingway.

I don't know why....but it would be.

Peace, Love and The Doors.


Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Taser Guns To Be Introduced In UK Primary Schools
Posted 2 Oct 12 04:19
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Check this out....

6 year old assaults teacher

I have a kid in my class this year who could do this. My daughter, had a messed up kid in her class all year who threw chairs, kicked his teacher, hit kids....and dropped the F bomb all the time.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Elementary Vs. Sherlock
Posted 2 Oct 12 01:59
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I saw the first episode of the US answer to Sherlock. I promised myself I'd give it a chance. Did any of you on this side of the pond see it? What were your thoughts.

I am not sure of Johnny MIller's Sherlock. As an actor, I really like him. But his Sherlock seemed way more capable of compassion than the UK version. I always thought the UK version portrayed him as someone on the spectrum of Aspberger's. The US version seems to be portraying him as a very screwed up but brilliant guy who, it seems, is capable of having real feelings. Because why else do you go into drug rehab?

Your thoughts?

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 2 Oct 12 00:30
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Debbie and Frankie-

Really funny! I love really bad haikus because I used to write them in school in my notebook for fun while I had to turn in my "proper" haikus to the teacher for a grade.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 1 Oct 12 12:17
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Ha....no. I don't have a pair. My friend, however, does. As he's a man. And he claims the dentist hurts just sitting in the office.

Just enjoy writing really bad haiku. It amuses me.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 1 Oct 12 03:15
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The pain of the dentist
Makes me cringe as she hurts my
testicles somehow



(this was inspired by something someone said to me today regarding the dentist)

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Ideas for 'Dragons Den'
Posted 30 Sep 12 14:02
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At first I thought this was some sort of weird thread about bondage. But now I see it's like what we call Shark Tank here in the US.

I want to design and make geek inspired bicycles.

Seriously.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 29 Sep 12 22:08
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Everything I touch
needs to be with gloves on
I have phobias




 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 29 Sep 12 21:47
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Lost my sunglasses
In the height of the winter
Up someone's big ass



Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 29 Sep 12 17:56
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Bad haikus are art
Not art like Picasso though
But art still the same



Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 29 Sep 12 14:58
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The sun shines on me
As I bleed out though my wounds
But at least there's sun



Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 29 Sep 12 01:24
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Excrement in trees
Falls quickly in the summer
But not on my head



Ellie

 
From General Discussion / What's your favourite type of toilet?
Posted 29 Sep 12 01:02
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My personal favorite toilet would be the one where the man puts the seat back down. I'm sure Debbie can concur.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 28 Sep 12 02:32
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I really like cheese
The yellower the better
But I do like Swiss



Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 27 Sep 12 01:39
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My name is Ellie
My BFF is Debbie
My haiku is crap



Probably was supposed to rhyme something, but I can't be bothered now.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Area man will eat that if you're not going to
Posted 27 Sep 12 00:32
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Yes, it does. RG. Unless of course you're talking about Geometry Man and his family.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Not Sure This'll Work
Posted 25 Sep 12 03:50
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I liked it too, thanks for sharing.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Area man will eat that if you're not going to
Posted 25 Sep 12 01:04
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This is something that could be in The Onion.

I liked it.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / Fifty Shades of Beige
Posted 23 Sep 12 02:01
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Liked this one!

Well done.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Office of Square Trading crack down on illegal square sales
Posted 23 Sep 12 01:59
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Ha.....Classic!

This made me laugh.

I am curious as to the taxes on hexagons though.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Tribute to Radiogagger
Posted 15 Sep 12 10:53
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Radiogagger is a sweet guy. He gives me snippet lessons. I am a bad student though.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Spoof FM. WARNING! May Contain Appalling Bad Taste And/Or Lulu.
Posted 15 Sep 12 01:11
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I like everything he does. To answer your question...he's not known for his music. He does it as a hobby. He used to front a band way back when, but really lacked the ego to take it any further.

He writes songs in the same way one would write poetry. To express feelings. I am lucky enough to know the real meaning behind his songs. If you listen to his song Chalk, that was inspired by something I told him. And, really, the whole thing pretty much sums up the past 6 years of my life.

Chalk

Ellie

 
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