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From Magazine Discussion / The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt X Of X; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery
Posted 17 Feb 12 18:02
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Finding an audience??? This is a perfect time when the western world is Sherlock crazy!!!!!

 
From News Discussion / Squaddie Runs Amok In Government Think Tank
Posted 16 Feb 12 23:37
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I liked it! And it's not even a science story!

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Woman named "London's Worst Cyclist"
Posted 16 Feb 12 01:40
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I thought this was really funny!

Ellie

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From Magazine Discussion / The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt X Of X; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery
Posted 15 Feb 12 15:16
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I am looking forward to reading all of these stories on paper instead of the computer.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Emergency Room Visits Hit Record High on Valentines Day
Posted 15 Feb 12 15:14
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I actually need a new vacuum cleaner so it would be much appreciated from me!

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Emergency Room Visits Hit Record High on Valentines Day
Posted 15 Feb 12 12:22
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Very clever!!!!!

 
From General Discussion / Will YOU Be Our Valentine?
Posted 14 Feb 12 19:02
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CJ -

I'm an artist....the artist quality one!

Ellie

p.s. Even though I'm Texan, I don't dig BBQ. Hate it!

 
From General Discussion / Will YOU Be Our Valentine?
Posted 14 Feb 12 18:47
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For me, there's nothing romantic about forced romance. You should appreciate the people in your life every day and show them you care in small ways daily.

My fantasy is to have a guy who actually listens and pays attention and realizes that, when he asks, "How come that paint brush you have has teethmarks all over it?" And upon finding out that I dropped it outside my old apartment and a neighbors dog went to town on it, and me keeping it because it costs almost $15 to replace and you don't want to spend the money on a new one because technically it still is functional, this Mr Amazing would think 'Perhaps she'd really like a new one?' And he buys me one out of the blue...because he cares!

Sadly, I've not found a guy who is this thoughtful or listens all that well.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Will YOU Be Our Valentine?
Posted 14 Feb 12 17:48
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Quote: Clive Danton

I bought my missus a card down the market for a quid that said Happy Valentine's Day To My Wonderful Husband by mistake.

Fortunately I dont think she's noticed yet. (


You really did??? That's CLASSIC! Nothing says "I don't pay attention to the details" quite like that! You can always get a black marker and cross it out, and write 'wife' instead.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Will YOU Be Our Valentine?
Posted 14 Feb 12 05:24
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Chris -

Do you see up top, next to the Writer's Login....there is a Story Search link. Just type in Bad Romance and all the stories will show up there.

When I want to point someone in the direction of my stories I will just tell them to go to the Top Writers chart and look for my name. If she has email, she can subscribe to your RSS feed and all your stories will be mailed to her. I have a few friends who get my stories that way.

Also, the General Discussion forum is open to the public. I believe she can read posts without having to register. You can point her to that thread that has all the stories.

Hope that helps....

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Catholic Church Nominated for Doublethink Award
Posted 14 Feb 12 05:14
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OH yes.....one thing. The 3rd link I believe (the one about Romney I think) doesn't work. It just takes you to the Google search page.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Catholic Church Nominated for Doublethink Award
Posted 14 Feb 12 05:11
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I brought up John Stuart because his episode tonight dealt with the Catholic church and that Gingrich was quoted as saying that if Obama won the election he would "declare war on the Catholic church." I'm Catholic, rather I was baptized Catholic, and I thought it absurd.

I rated the story a 5. And it was one of the funniest captions I have read in a long time. It had me laughing when I approved it last night.

Welcome to the Spoof by the way.


Ellie


 
From News Discussion / Catholic Church Nominated for Doublethink Award
Posted 14 Feb 12 04:12
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You watching the Daily Show now??? Funny stuff tonight.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Cambridge Study Reveals Condiments Makes Ordinary Sex Better - Study Leads To US Economic Downfall
Posted 14 Feb 12 02:41
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I was wondering who wrote this when I approved it... '

Very good!

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Will YOU Be Our Valentine?
Posted 13 Feb 12 23:59
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Quote: Gail Farrelly

In addition to the Bad Romance stories, you may also like to read this article at NYDailyNews.com:

Single? Avoid the lovey-dovey stuff with anti-Valentines Day events in NYC



My favorite was February is for Pancakes. For a girl whose had a guy dump her on Valentine's Day, pancakes sounds really good.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Hate Apps? There's an app for that
Posted 13 Feb 12 19:29
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Sounds like I should fire him then....I don't want a crazy person working @ Home James Apps especially when I have a six year old at home.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Hate Apps? There's an app for that
Posted 13 Feb 12 19:05
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Chris works at Home James too????

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Mrs Brown and the Condom
Posted 13 Feb 12 03:03
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That was hilarious!

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Whitney Houston: The Day The Music Died - I will always love you
Posted 13 Feb 12 02:57
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The person writing below me is a nincompoop.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / Reading Ulysses to Get Laid
Posted 13 Feb 12 02:55
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So I have to say, as a lady, this was hilarious!

I also must add, a guitar player wins hands down almost any time!

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / Reading Ulysses to Get Laid
Posted 12 Feb 12 23:31
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Chris M wrote this???I thought it was Clive. I'll give it a read now.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Devil's Avocado
Posted 12 Feb 12 22:58
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Thanks Lynton!!!! Stay tuned for more.

 
From News Discussion / Pregnant? There's an app for that
Posted 12 Feb 12 21:04
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That's the spirit! Go get em!



Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Devil's Avocado
Posted 12 Feb 12 14:54
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Thank you all....

I worked hard on it..

Ellie

And I don't know where it's gone off to. It's not being edited.

 
From News Discussion / Whitney Houston: The Day The Music Died - I will always love you
Posted 12 Feb 12 14:49
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I know who he is.....but I don't think she was one of his mentors. He's never mentioned her in interviews. But maybe I am wrong. Whitney was more pop though....not R&B.

Ellie

 
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