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From News Discussion / February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day
Posted 19 Feb 13 00:28
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First time I saw the headline, I thought it said "Shingles Day."

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Lance Armstrong Only Cheating Himself - Claim
Posted 16 Feb 13 00:10
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Sad thing is, he doesn't seem like he's full of guilt. He's only sorry he got caught.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Next Pope will be elected through an X-Factor style show
Posted 16 Feb 13 00:07
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I'd vote for whoever could rap the Hail Mary.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Traces of jockeys found in horse burgers
Posted 11 Feb 13 02:59
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Horses taking drugs? So, they sit around in their stalls when no one is around and shoot up? Or hang out at the clubs and smoke horse pot?

It's a funny visual...

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Growing Trend: Babies Named After Fonts
Posted 9 Feb 13 14:34
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If I had a son, I'd name him Comic Sans.

You know you'd get those people who'd turn in their handwriting sample and get a font named for them, just so they'd be "cool" and fit in.

I wish I'd thought of it.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / String Theory used to explain everything
Posted 8 Feb 13 12:38
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Liked it too.

B stands for bean....as in string bean. A whole legume was invented for string.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The God of Data - A Lesson From the Book of Dataronomy
Posted 8 Jan 13 01:06
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Really liked your videos, Rob. Very funny!

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The God of Data - A Lesson From the Book of Dataronomy
Posted 4 Jan 13 16:54
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As a teacher I loved this.

As a writer, I wish I would have thought of it.

I fived it but because God invented slow smart phones in the 6th day I think it registered as a 3.

Brilliant.

Ellie x

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year
Posted 3 Jan 13 01:14
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Ooops.....forgot wealth.

Or at the very least, I wish for everyone to break even if that's what they would like.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year
Posted 1 Jan 13 00:05
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May 2013 bring you happiness, health and laughter.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Who is your favourite/favorite Pole?
Posted 31 Dec 12 22:16
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I like the South Pole personally.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 27 Dec 12 20:32
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Well, it is true that the NRA blocks legislation that would ban assault rifles, etc.

I am with the side that is for banning weapons that's only purpose is to kill as many humans as it possibly can in a few minutes. The side that would make it illegal to purchase army grade weaponry to the general public.

I don't need a weapon like that to defend my home against an intruder. None of us do. I am quite sure that the founding fathers didn't have this in mind when they wrote the second ammendment.

But, that's my opinion.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Happy/Merry Christmas
Posted 26 Dec 12 22:32
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Back at ya Charpa! Hope all is well.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 26 Dec 12 19:53
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I agree rfreed.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Prank Call Death
Posted 8 Dec 12 17:15
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I agree with EQ, RG and Roy. This wasn't a celebrity but a nurse who very well might have been overly tired or in the middle of 50 things at once and passed a phone call through which she shouldn't have. I'm sure that there is policy and procedures to follow if royals are in a hospital you're working at.

I feel badly for her family. As someone who has had a loved one in my immediate family take his own life, there is nothing satirical or funny about it. It's horrific.

There could be a time to satirize the media just as EQ said, but not this poor woman.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Happy Christmas Spoofers
Posted 7 Dec 12 00:11
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Happy Festivus!

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Pre Menstrual Woman Kills Husband For Whistling
Posted 6 Dec 12 03:39
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That's funny! I enjoyed it. So, pre-menstrual women are a lot like zombies then?

I laughed out loud....

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed
Posted 5 Dec 12 23:48
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Liked it too, Debbie.

Glad to know info you looked up for me helped inspire you.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures
Posted 27 Nov 12 00:01
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I like raindrops and roses and warm woolen mittens.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Who Gave JR A Break, Allowing Him To Die Of Natural Causes?
Posted 25 Nov 12 04:58
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The Best of JR Ewing....


And no, I don't talk like Sue Ellen.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Who Gave JR A Break, Allowing Him To Die Of Natural Causes?
Posted 25 Nov 12 01:39
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I loved him in I Dream of Genie. Sad.

Cancer is a bitch!

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / My life as a man #30
Posted 21 Nov 12 22:54
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I think they became Libertarians.

Alex P Keaton....that's a name I didn't expect to find for some reason .

Enjoyed it...

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Official Texas State Secession Committee Interview
Posted 18 Nov 12 20:17
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Let it be said that 25,554,681 Texans did NOT sign the petition!

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Official Texas State Secession Committee Interview
Posted 18 Nov 12 02:40
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Texas is also bankrupt so even if we could secede, we'd have to borrow money from the US to pay for everything.

But it wouldn't matter to me because I'd immigrate to Oregon!

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / The Add A Funny Clip Thread
Posted 17 Nov 12 00:09
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I'm at a great disadvantage since I'm not British! But I'll try:


Try and work out these ones;

Cock and Hen = ten

Lady Godiva = she who shall not be named

North an South = mouth

East an West = vest

Gregory Peck = neck

Fallen tree = knee

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


 
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