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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 2 Oct 12 00:30 | |
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Debbie and Frankie-
Really funny! I love really bad haikus because I used to write them in school in my notebook for fun while I had to turn in my "proper" haikus to the teacher for a grade. Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 1 Oct 12 12:17 | |
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Ha....no. I don't have a pair. My friend, however, does. As he's a man. And he claims the dentist hurts just sitting in the office.
Just enjoy writing really bad haiku. It amuses me.  Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 1 Oct 12 03:15 | |
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The pain of the dentist
Makes me cringe as she hurts my testicles somehow (this was inspired by something someone said to me today regarding the dentist) Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / Ideas for 'Dragons Den' | |
| Posted | 30 Sep 12 14:02 | |
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At first I thought this was some sort of weird thread about bondage. But now I see it's like what we call Shark Tank here in the US.
I want to design and make geek inspired bicycles. Seriously. Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 22:08 | |
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Everything I touch
needs to be with gloves on I have phobias |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 21:47 | |
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Lost my sunglasses
In the height of the winter Up someone's big ass Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 17:56 | |
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Bad haikus are art
Not art like Picasso though But art still the same Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 14:58 | |
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The sun shines on me
As I bleed out though my wounds But at least there's sun Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 01:24 | |
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Excrement in trees
Falls quickly in the summer But not on my head Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / What's your favourite type of toilet? | |
| Posted | 29 Sep 12 01:02 | |
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My personal favorite toilet would be the one where the man puts the seat back down. I'm sure Debbie can concur.
Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 28 Sep 12 02:32 | |
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I really like cheese
The yellower the better But I do like Swiss Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 27 Sep 12 01:39 | |
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My name is Ellie
My BFF is Debbie My haiku is crap Probably was supposed to rhyme something, but I can't be bothered now. Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / Not Sure This'll Work | |
| Posted | 25 Sep 12 03:50 | |
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I liked it too, thanks for sharing.
Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / Tribute to Radiogagger | |
| Posted | 15 Sep 12 10:53 | |
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Radiogagger is a sweet guy. He gives me snippet lessons. I am a bad student though.
Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / Spoof FM. WARNING! May Contain Appalling Bad Taste And/Or Lulu. | |
| Posted | 15 Sep 12 01:11 | |
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I like everything he does. To answer your question...he's not known for his music. He does it as a hobby. He used to front a band way back when, but really lacked the ego to take it any further.
He writes songs in the same way one would write poetry. To express feelings. I am lucky enough to know the real meaning behind his songs. If you listen to his song Chalk, that was inspired by something I told him. And, really, the whole thing pretty much sums up the past 6 years of my life. Chalk Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / Spoof FM. WARNING! May Contain Appalling Bad Taste And/Or Lulu. | |
| Posted | 14 Sep 12 23:46 | |
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| From | General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter. | |
| Posted | 12 Sep 12 01:41 | |
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For all of you who don't know, the arse of Texas is actually in Beaumont.
Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / Bucket List! | |
| Posted | 11 Sep 12 22:38 | |
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Alright, so this is my new and updated bucket list:
The immediate "to do" list would include fixing dinner, walking the dog, monitoring homework, and such... However, this is a bucket list, so here it is: Go to Vegas and see some shows. I've never been and almost everyone I know has. Go to NYC as an adult and also see some shows and museums. learn how to kayak take voice lessons Get back into my artwork and rediscover the joys of painting Have I mentioned the smutty book I'm writing? Finish that! Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / Bucket List! | |
| Posted | 11 Sep 12 16:42 | |
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You know what they say about assumptions Clive?
We might share the same last name....but I am not EL James. Just ask R'Dog. I would have written a much better book. Bucket list then... buy new socks train my dog not to jump water my yard keep working on my smut book be best friends with Maria and Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter. | |
| Posted | 11 Sep 12 16:30 | |
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oops....sorry Clive. I didn't read the heart part. Rather I did....but I teach kindergarten all day long and so my brain in mush when I log in at night!
Ellie.. |
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| From | General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter. | |
| Posted | 11 Sep 12 02:48 | |
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Call me Arse - Carly Rae Jepson
Die in your Arse - Justin Beiber Turn to Arse - Justin Bieber Arse Bound - Eminem and now some Christmas cheer - What Arse is This? Arse Christmas And now from the 70s: Raindrops keep falling on my Arse - BJ Thomas Love on a Two-Way Arse - The MOments The Long and Winding Arse - The Beatles Hey there Lonely Arse - Eddie Holmon Didn't I (Blow your Arse This time) - The Delphonics **my apologies if I've repeated one from someone. Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / Bucket List! | |
| Posted | 10 Sep 12 22:48 | |
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1. To work on Debbie's sitcom writing team.
2. skydiving 3. go shopping with Debbie, since I suck at it 4. learn the guitar 5. write a smutty novel Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / What do you bring to a party? | |
| Posted | 5 Sep 12 02:55 | |
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But that's it....just normal clothes. Plus my hair in buns that look like pastries.
Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / What do you bring to a party? | |
| Posted | 4 Sep 12 23:52 | |
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My Princess Leia hair buns.
Ellie |
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| From | General Discussion / Brief Moments Of Outstanding Beauty | |
| Posted | 4 Sep 12 03:01 | |
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Yes. It really does put things into perspective. Thanks for sharing.
Ellie |
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