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From News Discussion / Isle of Wight News - A3054 to have the potholes filled
Posted 19 Mar 13 00:47
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Very good! That's what I would do if I saw a pothole covered with bubble wrap.

Perhaps they could just plant trees in them?

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter
Posted 5 Mar 13 01:59
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It's what my uncle wants to do when he retires.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day
Posted 22 Feb 13 03:18
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Good to know! And right before Spring Break, too.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day
Posted 19 Feb 13 00:28
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First time I saw the headline, I thought it said "Shingles Day."

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Lance Armstrong Only Cheating Himself - Claim
Posted 16 Feb 13 00:10
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Sad thing is, he doesn't seem like he's full of guilt. He's only sorry he got caught.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Next Pope will be elected through an X-Factor style show
Posted 16 Feb 13 00:07
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I'd vote for whoever could rap the Hail Mary.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Traces of jockeys found in horse burgers
Posted 11 Feb 13 02:59
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Horses taking drugs? So, they sit around in their stalls when no one is around and shoot up? Or hang out at the clubs and smoke horse pot?

It's a funny visual...

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Growing Trend: Babies Named After Fonts
Posted 9 Feb 13 14:34
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If I had a son, I'd name him Comic Sans.

You know you'd get those people who'd turn in their handwriting sample and get a font named for them, just so they'd be "cool" and fit in.

I wish I'd thought of it.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / String Theory used to explain everything
Posted 8 Feb 13 12:38
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Liked it too.

B stands for bean....as in string bean. A whole legume was invented for string.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The God of Data - A Lesson From the Book of Dataronomy
Posted 8 Jan 13 01:06
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Really liked your videos, Rob. Very funny!

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The God of Data - A Lesson From the Book of Dataronomy
Posted 4 Jan 13 16:54
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As a teacher I loved this.

As a writer, I wish I would have thought of it.

I fived it but because God invented slow smart phones in the 6th day I think it registered as a 3.

Brilliant.

Ellie x

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year
Posted 3 Jan 13 01:14
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Ooops.....forgot wealth.

Or at the very least, I wish for everyone to break even if that's what they would like.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year
Posted 1 Jan 13 00:05
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May 2013 bring you happiness, health and laughter.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Who is your favourite/favorite Pole?
Posted 31 Dec 12 22:16
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I like the South Pole personally.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 27 Dec 12 20:32
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Well, it is true that the NRA blocks legislation that would ban assault rifles, etc.

I am with the side that is for banning weapons that's only purpose is to kill as many humans as it possibly can in a few minutes. The side that would make it illegal to purchase army grade weaponry to the general public.

I don't need a weapon like that to defend my home against an intruder. None of us do. I am quite sure that the founding fathers didn't have this in mind when they wrote the second ammendment.

But, that's my opinion.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Happy/Merry Christmas
Posted 26 Dec 12 22:32
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Back at ya Charpa! Hope all is well.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 26 Dec 12 19:53
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I agree rfreed.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Prank Call Death
Posted 8 Dec 12 17:15
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I agree with EQ, RG and Roy. This wasn't a celebrity but a nurse who very well might have been overly tired or in the middle of 50 things at once and passed a phone call through which she shouldn't have. I'm sure that there is policy and procedures to follow if royals are in a hospital you're working at.

I feel badly for her family. As someone who has had a loved one in my immediate family take his own life, there is nothing satirical or funny about it. It's horrific.

There could be a time to satirize the media just as EQ said, but not this poor woman.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Happy Christmas Spoofers
Posted 7 Dec 12 00:11
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Happy Festivus!

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Pre Menstrual Woman Kills Husband For Whistling
Posted 6 Dec 12 03:39
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That's funny! I enjoyed it. So, pre-menstrual women are a lot like zombies then?

I laughed out loud....

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed
Posted 5 Dec 12 23:48
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Liked it too, Debbie.

Glad to know info you looked up for me helped inspire you.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures
Posted 27 Nov 12 00:01
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I like raindrops and roses and warm woolen mittens.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Who Gave JR A Break, Allowing Him To Die Of Natural Causes?
Posted 25 Nov 12 04:58
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The Best of JR Ewing....


And no, I don't talk like Sue Ellen.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Who Gave JR A Break, Allowing Him To Die Of Natural Causes?
Posted 25 Nov 12 01:39
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I loved him in I Dream of Genie. Sad.

Cancer is a bitch!

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / My life as a man #30
Posted 21 Nov 12 22:54
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I think they became Libertarians.

Alex P Keaton....that's a name I didn't expect to find for some reason .

Enjoyed it...

Ellie

 
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