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From News Discussion / Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas
Posted 22 Mar 14 03:58
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Surely there were cheaper places to stay near Hobby! But, at least you were in a part of town with excellent tacos!

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs
Posted 31 Jan 14 01:11
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Everyone knows chocolate rice krispies has the best milk!


Welcome.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Season's Greetings
Posted 23 Dec 13 19:21
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Feliz Navidad!

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Daily Funnies
Posted 19 Dec 13 01:55
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Some time ago, we took turns posting things that made us laugh. I thought I'd start a new thread devoted to just that.

Here's my entry:

A website about a calendar that features my neighbors.

Men of Fairmount

Click on the photo gallery.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof "Now with added idle drunken rhetoric"
Posted 9 Dec 13 05:00
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Marry Christmas to you, too Clive.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Cryhan Air build the world's biggest plane
Posted 6 Dec 13 01:10
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I don't have M$ 6,040,819,961, ……wait. It keeps going up!

Mexico Debt clock

I'll never get to Scotland now!

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / What have you all been up to?
Posted 4 Dec 13 01:40
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I am teaching 3 year olds and I spend all of my energy teaching, being a mom and then caring for my two dogs that I have little time to write anything. I plan on making some life changes next year so my energy can return and I can have a more fulfilled and somewhat "normal" life.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Cryhan Air build the world's biggest plane
Posted 3 Dec 13 05:18
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What I want to know is if they charge for bags? And, is there a beverage service?

Can I bring my dog?

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / World's first butcher for vegetarians opens
Posted 13 Aug 13 16:08
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Very funny.....

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Stepdad Overheard Complaining About Expenses During Disney Trip
Posted 13 Aug 13 16:05
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Ahhh....magic comes with a price.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Many Brits choose to take their holidays online
Posted 8 Jul 13 03:26
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Very clever! Maybe that's how I can afford Belize!

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Isle of Wight News - A3054 to have the potholes filled
Posted 19 Mar 13 00:47
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Very good! That's what I would do if I saw a pothole covered with bubble wrap.

Perhaps they could just plant trees in them?

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter
Posted 5 Mar 13 01:59
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It's what my uncle wants to do when he retires.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day
Posted 22 Feb 13 03:18
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Good to know! And right before Spring Break, too.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day
Posted 19 Feb 13 00:28
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First time I saw the headline, I thought it said "Shingles Day."

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Lance Armstrong Only Cheating Himself - Claim
Posted 16 Feb 13 00:10
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Sad thing is, he doesn't seem like he's full of guilt. He's only sorry he got caught.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Next Pope will be elected through an X-Factor style show
Posted 16 Feb 13 00:07
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I'd vote for whoever could rap the Hail Mary.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Traces of jockeys found in horse burgers
Posted 11 Feb 13 02:59
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Horses taking drugs? So, they sit around in their stalls when no one is around and shoot up? Or hang out at the clubs and smoke horse pot?

It's a funny visual...

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / Growing Trend: Babies Named After Fonts
Posted 9 Feb 13 14:34
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If I had a son, I'd name him Comic Sans.

You know you'd get those people who'd turn in their handwriting sample and get a font named for them, just so they'd be "cool" and fit in.

I wish I'd thought of it.

Ellie

 
From News Discussion / String Theory used to explain everything
Posted 8 Feb 13 12:38
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Liked it too.

B stands for bean....as in string bean. A whole legume was invented for string.

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The God of Data - A Lesson From the Book of Dataronomy
Posted 8 Jan 13 01:06
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Really liked your videos, Rob. Very funny!

Ellie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The God of Data - A Lesson From the Book of Dataronomy
Posted 4 Jan 13 16:54
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As a teacher I loved this.

As a writer, I wish I would have thought of it.

I fived it but because God invented slow smart phones in the 6th day I think it registered as a 3.

Brilliant.

Ellie x

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year
Posted 3 Jan 13 01:14
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Ooops.....forgot wealth.

Or at the very least, I wish for everyone to break even if that's what they would like.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year
Posted 1 Jan 13 00:05
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May 2013 bring you happiness, health and laughter.

Ellie

 
From General Discussion / Who is your favourite/favorite Pole?
Posted 31 Dec 12 22:16
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I like the South Pole personally.

Ellie

 
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