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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 13 23:52
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Kids impatience drives society.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 13 01:03
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Younger opinion usually nuts - grandma's experience required!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Feb 13 16:27
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Snakes normally appreciate kisses, except sidewinders.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Feb 13 14:24
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Serpents enjoy royal pomp especially. Never trust snakes!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 20:18
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Effects from fire extinguisher cured teenager's smoking!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 19:25
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Noise often involves sound effects.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 18:45
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Yawn: A weird noise.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 14:07
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Lever: Extensive verdigris. Exciting reverse!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 13:21
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Control 'off' - not trained regarding 'on' lever!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 12:30
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Distribute immediately spaghetti tins. Ravioli in boxes unloading tomorrow evening.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Jan 13 16:05
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'Dessert eel smoked, so ejected,' restaurateur testified.

 
From News Discussion / Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!
Posted 29 Jan 13 14:33
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Quote: queen mudder

....trying to exorcise the spectre of Lady Frances Winchcombe who has been terrifying the parents of the Duchess of Cambridge at their new 5m.......


Scary, that!


'Scary that!'... yeah, he can be scary but I'm sure Derek Acorah means well!


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Jan 13 14:56
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Sandwiches are not drivers. Wedge iron clubs heavier. Enjoy sand!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Jan 13 13:13
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Knaresborough (near Alwoodley): Residents eat sticky buns - on royal occasions undercooked gigantic hamburgers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Jan 13 02:44
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Shiny heads impregnating New York.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jan 13 19:04
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Youngster observed undressed nun giving Sister Tanya erotic rubs!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jan 13 21:41
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Nettles emit treacle toffee. Leaves extremely sugary.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jan 13 18:54
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Soldiers only look daft in Erskine's regimental sporrans

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jan 13 14:29
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Ribena ingredients: Blackberry, escargot, noodles, ants.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 13 20:10
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Yowls often worry Lord Sugar.


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 13 16:57
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Treatment retrogressed eighty Armenians. Thirty Moldavians expected next Tuesday.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jan 13 18:28
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Racehorse acceleration can easily hurt our roan stallion's ears.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jan 13 18:01
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Driver reversed into very expensive racehorse.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jan 13 14:52
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Einstein invented nylon stockings - Tesla experimented in nudity.

(True that!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Jan 13 21:20
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Shit happens - It's Texas!

 
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