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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Oct 15 17:34
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years end at....roughly September.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jun 15 21:39
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Success using cheating captain essential, says Sherwood.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 May 14 16:25
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Scafell Caldera Active - Full Eruption Looks Likely!


(RUN!!!!!!!!!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 14 23:56
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Gooey Orange Octopus Eats Yachtsman!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 14 15:26
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Yodelling occurs during effeminate laughing - like Irish navvies giggling.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 14 13:57
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Guy underwrites yodelling!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Mar 14 17:08
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Aircraft Inspector Reprimanded - Cleared Rusty Aeroplanes For Takeoff!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Mar 14 12:55
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Yodelling osteopath denies enclasping lady's legs in neighbour's garden.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Mar 14 18:37
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Support ugly prostitutes - pay our rent today.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Mar 14 18:41
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Empty mind produces tomorrows yodeller!

 
From News Discussion / US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!
Posted 9 Jun 13 17:53
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Much appreciated QM. Alex Jones is one of the good guys out there and right now this world needs every single one of them.

Cheers,

TT.

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 19 May 13 15:39
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Quote: Erskin Quint

Don't mention the acronyms. I did but I think I got away with it.


It's taboo!

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 19 May 13 15:39
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Quote: Erskin Quint

Don't mention the acronyms. I did but I think I got away with it.


It's taboo!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 13 23:52
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Kids impatience drives society.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 13 23:52
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Kids impatience drives society.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 13 01:03
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Younger opinion usually nuts - grandma's experience required!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Feb 13 16:27
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Snakes normally appreciate kisses, except sidewinders.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Feb 13 14:24
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Serpents enjoy royal pomp especially. Never trust snakes!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 20:18
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Effects from fire extinguisher cured teenager's smoking!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 19:25
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Noise often involves sound effects.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 18:45
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Yawn: A weird noise.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 14:07
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Lever: Extensive verdigris. Exciting reverse!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 13:21
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Control 'off' - not trained regarding 'on' lever!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 12:30
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Distribute immediately spaghetti tins. Ravioli in boxes unloading tomorrow evening.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Jan 13 16:05
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'Dessert eel smoked, so ejected,' restaurateur testified.

 
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