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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 13 23:52
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Kids impatience drives society.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 13 23:52
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Kids impatience drives society.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 13 01:03
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Younger opinion usually nuts - grandma's experience required!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Feb 13 16:27
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Snakes normally appreciate kisses, except sidewinders.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Feb 13 14:24
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Serpents enjoy royal pomp especially. Never trust snakes!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 20:18
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Effects from fire extinguisher cured teenager's smoking!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 19:25
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Noise often involves sound effects.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 18:45
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Yawn: A weird noise.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 14:07
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Lever: Extensive verdigris. Exciting reverse!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 13:21
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Control 'off' - not trained regarding 'on' lever!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 12:30
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Distribute immediately spaghetti tins. Ravioli in boxes unloading tomorrow evening.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Jan 13 16:05
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'Dessert eel smoked, so ejected,' restaurateur testified.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Jan 13 14:56
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Sandwiches are not drivers. Wedge iron clubs heavier. Enjoy sand!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Jan 13 13:13
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Knaresborough (near Alwoodley): Residents eat sticky buns - on royal occasions undercooked gigantic hamburgers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Jan 13 02:44
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Shiny heads impregnating New York.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jan 13 19:04
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Youngster observed undressed nun giving Sister Tanya erotic rubs!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jan 13 21:41
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Nettles emit treacle toffee. Leaves extremely sugary.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jan 13 18:54
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Soldiers only look daft in Erskine's regimental sporrans

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jan 13 14:29
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Ribena ingredients: Blackberry, escargot, noodles, ants.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 13 20:10
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Yowls often worry Lord Sugar.


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Jan 13 16:57
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Treatment retrogressed eighty Armenians. Thirty Moldavians expected next Tuesday.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jan 13 18:28
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Racehorse acceleration can easily hurt our roan stallion's ears.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jan 13 18:01
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Driver reversed into very expensive racehorse.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jan 13 14:52
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Einstein invented nylon stockings - Tesla experimented in nudity.

(True that!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Jan 13 21:20
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Shit happens - It's Texas!

 
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