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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 May 14 16:25
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Scafell Caldera Active - Full Eruption Looks Likely!


(RUN!!!!!!!!!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 14 23:56
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Gooey Orange Octopus Eats Yachtsman!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 14 15:26
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Yodelling occurs during effeminate laughing - like Irish navvies giggling.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 14 13:57
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Guy underwrites yodelling!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Mar 14 17:08
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Aircraft Inspector Reprimanded - Cleared Rusty Aeroplanes For Takeoff!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Mar 14 12:55
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Yodelling osteopath denies enclasping lady's legs in neighbour's garden.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Mar 14 18:37
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Support ugly prostitutes - pay our rent today.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Mar 14 18:41
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Empty mind produces tomorrows yodeller!

 
From News Discussion / US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!
Posted 9 Jun 13 17:53
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Much appreciated QM. Alex Jones is one of the good guys out there and right now this world needs every single one of them.

Cheers,

TT.

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 19 May 13 15:39
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Quote: Erskin Quint

Don't mention the acronyms. I did but I think I got away with it.


It's taboo!

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 19 May 13 15:39
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Quote: Erskin Quint

Don't mention the acronyms. I did but I think I got away with it.


It's taboo!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 13 23:52
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Kids impatience drives society.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 13 23:52
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Kids impatience drives society.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Feb 13 01:03
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Younger opinion usually nuts - grandma's experience required!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Feb 13 16:27
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Snakes normally appreciate kisses, except sidewinders.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Feb 13 14:24
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Serpents enjoy royal pomp especially. Never trust snakes!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 20:18
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Effects from fire extinguisher cured teenager's smoking!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 19:25
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Noise often involves sound effects.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Jan 13 18:45
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Yawn: A weird noise.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 14:07
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Lever: Extensive verdigris. Exciting reverse!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 13:21
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Control 'off' - not trained regarding 'on' lever!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jan 13 12:30
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Distribute immediately spaghetti tins. Ravioli in boxes unloading tomorrow evening.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Jan 13 16:05
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'Dessert eel smoked, so ejected,' restaurateur testified.

 
From News Discussion / Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!
Posted 29 Jan 13 14:33
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Quote: queen mudder

....trying to exorcise the spectre of Lady Frances Winchcombe who has been terrifying the parents of the Duchess of Cambridge at their new 5m.......


Scary, that!


'Scary that!'... yeah, he can be scary but I'm sure Derek Acorah means well!


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Jan 13 14:56
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Sandwiches are not drivers. Wedge iron clubs heavier. Enjoy sand!

 
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