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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 May 16 14:44
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Tranquil resorts. All naked queues. Uruguay is lovely.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 May 16 18:21
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Movies. Older versions irritatingly extremely silent.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 May 16 13:46
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Eroticism revitalises one's toes. It's common in sex movies.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 16 12:53
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hellos exorcise loneliness, laughter overcomes sorrow.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Dec 15 19:22
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Yarbles are reproductive balls lads enjoy scratching

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Nov 15 01:11
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Solicitude or love involves consideration, instinctive thoughtfulness, understanding, dependability, empathy.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Nov 15 11:38
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"'Yesterday' earnings squandered, they've eBayed Ringo's drums...and Yoko!"

Edit: Ooops!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Nov 15 23:36
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Penetrates each nostril, especially throat. 'Real ale' tastes even stronger

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Nov 15 22:01
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Quote: Thelonius

Hey Tommy. Frank Michaels did "slap" twice. Would you like it done again? Or done better?


When the final word is 'slap' the next acronym should have 'slap' as its first word with the next three words beginning with 'l','a',and 'p' .

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Nov 15 01:56
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Quote: Frank Michaels

Sensations languish, agony penetrates.


'penetrates' effort not earn Tommy's respect. Another try?
Ends 'slap'

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Nov 15 10:29
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Quote: Thelonius

Plump lump ump monitoring pitches.



'pitches' incorrect. Tommy confirms his ended 'slap'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Oct 15 23:29
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Beefeaters endure excrutiating facials, especially Anne's traditional Easter royal slap

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Oct 15 11:22
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Kebab eatery barred all Beefeaters!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Oct 15 21:02
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Rhubarb hecklers? Ustinov blew appropriate raspberries back!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Oct 15 17:34
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years end at....roughly September.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jun 15 21:39
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Success using cheating captain essential, says Sherwood.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 May 14 16:25
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Scafell Caldera Active - Full Eruption Looks Likely!


(RUN!!!!!!!!!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 14 23:56
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Gooey Orange Octopus Eats Yachtsman!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 14 15:26
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Yodelling occurs during effeminate laughing - like Irish navvies giggling.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Apr 14 13:57
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Guy underwrites yodelling!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Mar 14 17:08
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Aircraft Inspector Reprimanded - Cleared Rusty Aeroplanes For Takeoff!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Mar 14 12:55
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Yodelling osteopath denies enclasping lady's legs in neighbour's garden.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Mar 14 18:37
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Support ugly prostitutes - pay our rent today.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Mar 14 18:41
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Empty mind produces tomorrows yodeller!

 
From News Discussion / US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!
Posted 9 Jun 13 17:53
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Much appreciated QM. Alex Jones is one of the good guys out there and right now this world needs every single one of them.

Cheers,

TT.

 
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