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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 6 Feb 13 23:52 | |
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Kids impatience drives society.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 6 Feb 13 23:52 | |
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Kids impatience drives society.
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| Posted | 5 Feb 13 01:03 | |
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Younger opinion usually nuts - grandma's experience required!
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| Posted | 3 Feb 13 16:27 | |
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Snakes normally appreciate kisses, except sidewinders.
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| Posted | 3 Feb 13 14:24 | |
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Serpents enjoy royal pomp especially. Never trust snakes!
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| Posted | 31 Jan 13 20:18 | |
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Effects from fire extinguisher cured teenager's smoking!
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| Posted | 31 Jan 13 19:25 | |
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Noise often involves sound effects.
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| Posted | 31 Jan 13 18:45 | |
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Yawn: A weird noise.
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| Posted | 30 Jan 13 14:07 | |
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Lever: Extensive verdigris. Exciting reverse!
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 30 Jan 13 13:21 | |
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Control 'off' - not trained regarding 'on' lever!
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| Posted | 30 Jan 13 12:30 | |
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Distribute immediately spaghetti tins. Ravioli in boxes unloading tomorrow evening.
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| Posted | 29 Jan 13 16:05 | |
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'Dessert eel smoked, so ejected,' restaurateur testified.
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| Posted | 28 Jan 13 14:56 | |
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Sandwiches are not drivers. Wedge iron clubs heavier. Enjoy sand!
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 28 Jan 13 13:13 | |
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Knaresborough (near Alwoodley): Residents eat sticky buns - on royal occasions undercooked gigantic hamburgers.
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| Posted | 28 Jan 13 02:44 | |
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Shiny heads impregnating New York.
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| Posted | 26 Jan 13 19:04 | |
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Youngster observed undressed nun giving Sister Tanya erotic rubs!
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| Posted | 25 Jan 13 21:41 | |
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Nettles emit treacle toffee. Leaves extremely sugary.
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| Posted | 25 Jan 13 18:54 | |
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Soldiers only look daft in Erskine's regimental sporrans
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| Posted | 25 Jan 13 14:29 | |
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Ribena ingredients: Blackberry, escargot, noodles, ants.
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| Posted | 24 Jan 13 20:10 | |
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Yowls often worry Lord Sugar.
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| Posted | 24 Jan 13 16:57 | |
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Treatment retrogressed eighty Armenians. Thirty Moldavians expected next Tuesday.
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| Posted | 23 Jan 13 18:28 | |
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Racehorse acceleration can easily hurt our roan stallion's ears.
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| Posted | 23 Jan 13 18:01 | |
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Driver reversed into very expensive racehorse.
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| Posted | 23 Jan 13 14:52 | |
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Einstein invented nylon stockings - Tesla experimented in nudity.
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| Posted | 22 Jan 13 21:20 | |
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Shit happens - It's Texas!
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