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Ditto

Stay safe over there. That sure looks like one mother of a storm
headed your way.

Sid

Chavs Are Really Dense In Fucking Felixstowe

Skoob,

I'm always finding myself in situations where I have to eat my hat.

It wouldn't be so bad if I had a pork pie hat, but I don't.

What should I do?

A special(s) example.

I believe Eton College has employed a pimp to teach the very subject.

I'm having the same problem pretty frequently.

I would comment on Australian culture.

Unfortunately, the only culture here is what one finds in a bio-yoghurt.

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Quote: Inhopeless

For God's sake, Steven Hawking - the smartest man on Earth -says that the NHS has saved his life three times! His wheelchair was part-paid with public taxes!

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Maybe so, but does the bastard pay road tax?

It's a bank holiday Monday here. Queen's birthday, you know.

I'm still a little jaded from last night and the neurons
are not firing yet...

Because the doctor and surgeon are husband and wife?


Or, the doctor is doing the school run and giving the
surgeon's eldest son a lift to school?

Doesn't anybody want to shag their local MP?

France and the Netherlands provide the answer.

They have a mixed economy of healthcare, spreading the cost between the state and medical insurance companies.

The insurance companies make money, the state saves money and everybody can access healthcare when they need it.

Sorted.

This is an interesting concept. Maybe it could replace
General Elections and Bye Elections.


http://sexymp.co.uk/index.php?gender=M

Where have all the buggers gone?

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, " Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, " I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, " A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically ."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers ."

The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers! "

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,"Bloody thing's an hour fast!"

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...stressful it was....especially watching in shock at the shots of Fergie's daughters!

".....look at us....we're going to Disney Land!"

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Is it just me, or do that pair strike more than a passing resemblance to Ozzie Osbourne?

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Quote: Reddon

Good job the French lent us some jets, or the fly-past would have been fucked.

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Shame the Germans couldn't have loaned some Heinkels and Dorniers. Would have been like old times.

We have AV in Oz.

It's a fucked system which hands the balance of power to those who do not represent the majority.

We have a Labour government with a majority of one seat. They rely on independents who would like to see the reintroduction of hunting seasons for Aboriginals.

And then there are the Greens...

I reckon no. 2 is the lie, as it contains a spelling mistake.

Merkin

Lynton,

I share your misery. We have exactly that problem down here in Oz. Do you get UKTV? Sometimes, just sometimes, it has some decent drama on.

Have a good Christmas.

Sid

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Quote: SpaceElevator

1. I like Electric Light Orchestra.

My older brother had the double album with the UFO on the cover, so we used to listen to it a lot. Recently I found a used copy for sale in an ice cream shop (of all places). Now I just have to find a good turntable.

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It was titled Out Of The Blue and was brilliant. I still have my original 1977 copy which was on blue vinyl. I'll never part with it.

A musical accompaniment to a typical day at the office:


Alarm tone: Hell's Bells - AC/DC

Drive to work: Highway To Hell - AC/DC

Clinic 1:
One Of My Turns - Pink Floyd
Psycho Killer - Talking Heads
Janie's Got A Gun - Aerosmith

Lunch: Food Glorious Food - Lionel Bart

Clinic 2:
Red Ripper Blues - Church Of Misery
The Axeman's Jazz - Beasts Of Bourbon
Addicted To Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse

Afternoon Tea: Always Look On The Bright Side of Life - Monty Python

Supervision: The Logical Song - Supertramp

Drive home: 4' 33" - John Cage

Unwind: Wasted - Carrie Underwood

Depending on the mood...


Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Follow You Follow Me - Genesis

Enter Sandman - Metallica

Run Like Hell - Pink Floyd

A Horse With No Name - America

Number Of The Beast - Iron Maiden


As I said, it depends on the mood.