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From News Discussion / Never leave the caravan park
Posted 21 Aug 12 00:48
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It's probably possible to walk from east coast to west coast without leaving a caravan park, too.

Nice one.

5*




 
From Magazine Discussion / Quentin Kelp MP - Donkey Sports & The Olympics
Posted 20 Aug 12 11:28
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I agree Skoob.

I'm becoming a big fan of both Quentin Kelp & Dr Sinnick.

Very enjoyable stuff.




 
From Magazine Discussion / Fancy a Trip to Auschwitz? - "Let The Train Take The Strain"
Posted 19 Aug 12 14:17
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Given the outrageous slur made against CJ, some of you may have missed this one.




 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 18 Aug 12 14:25
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Dear Spoof,

Unfortunately, on this occasion, the All Blacks knocked eight shades of shit out of the Wallabies.

Yours

Jonah Lomu




 
From News Discussion / Terrifying New Drug Sweeps Country
Posted 18 Aug 12 11:05
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Nice one Mr Hobbs!

Long time no see. Welcome back!

5*




 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 18 Aug 12 10:57
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Dear Spoof,

There is nothing better than sitting infront of a log fire on a Saturday night, watching the All Blacks & Wallabies knock seven shades of shit out of each other. It's half time and the fridge beckons.

Sid




 
From Magazine Discussion / Isn't It Time To Shoot The Elephant In The Room?
Posted 17 Aug 12 10:15
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Fergus, I have retained just a little British decorum...




 
From Magazine Discussion / News Of The World- The Year 2020 (Oh Man, Are We In For it!)
Posted 16 Aug 12 08:38
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It's future news, so magazine, I think.




 
From News Discussion / Duran Duran upset at not being included in the closing ceremony
Posted 15 Aug 12 13:16
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Don't go too hard on yourself, Debs, your local MP or Catholic priest will be happy to come and lash you.




 
From News Discussion / Duran Duran upset at not being included in the closing ceremony
Posted 15 Aug 12 13:11
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Debbie, do you think this could become a request spot?

For example, could you write a piece with the titles of songs by Victoria Beckham permeating a Derek & Clive dialogue?

The D&C piece which springs to mind is Non-Stop Dancer from their album Come Again.




 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 15 Aug 12 12:58
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Dear Spoof,

How the fuck could I be pompous? I'm a naturalised Australian citizen, who turned his back on the estuarine culture of London and south east England.

Bring on the All Blacks, I say.

Toodle pip

Dame Evadny Ever-So-Average




 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 15 Aug 12 11:02
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In terms of what I write here, I'm an amateur.

Spoofing is a hobby and nothing more.

Sure, if I had the time, I would like to develop my satirical writing skills. The reality is that I don't have that time.

However, as is the case for any type of writer, our medium is the written word. The least we can do is use it correctly.

Just my thoughts. I have nothing further to add.




 
From News Discussion / Olympics Spur On Local Gymnastic Hopefuls
Posted 15 Aug 12 08:34
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I also like this one a great deal.

It's topical, very humourous and extremely well written.

Isn't this what we Spoofers are all about?

5* from me EIF.




 
From News Discussion / Duran Duran upset at not being included in the closing ceremony
Posted 15 Aug 12 08:28
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I like this one. I like it a lot.

Very clever how the song titles are woven throughout the piece.

5* and 5* more from me.




 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Aug 12 11:48
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Are Catholics trying it on nowadays?

 
From Magazine Discussion / 50 Things Bartholomew Utterswaithe would do if he ruled the World
Posted 13 Aug 12 20:58
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Inch, this confirms what I have always suspected.

You're a bleeding-heart liberal.

*****




 
From News Discussion / Scotland Wants Own Olympic Team
Posted 11 Aug 12 08:49
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Thank you folks.

Personally, I can't stand the sweaties.

Time to rebuild Hadrian's Wall, I say.

Just leave us the single malts.




 
From General Discussion / Sink or Swim?
Posted 11 Aug 12 07:26
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I've just read that, after spending $310 million preparing their Olympic Team, each Aussie medal has cost them $10.5 million.

They would have been better off investing the money with Northern Rock.




 
From Magazine Discussion / Isn't It Time To Shoot The Elephant In The Room?
Posted 8 Aug 12 21:55
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Every nation has its lone nutters and mass killers.

The main difference is that the US has the best armed ones.




 
From News Discussion / Britain Suspends NATO Membership For Duration Of Olympics
Posted 31 Jul 12 07:58
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Thank you gents. Glad you enjoyed it.

And Skoob, I don't need encouragement to write shite.
That's all I do write.

Enjoy Barcelona. Have they finished building that church yet?

Regards

Sid




 
From General Discussion / Disruption likely this weekend
Posted 28 Jul 12 12:54
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Disruption? I'm sick to death of it.

I waited 40 minutes for a bus today.




 
From News Discussion / Bidney Sollocks vs Cockinch-Smalls for the Spoof Chess Championship!
Posted 23 Jul 12 09:35
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Another gem from Inchy.

5* from me.




 
From News Discussion / Bidney Sollocks vs Cockinch-Smalls battle for Commonwealth Spoofing Championship
Posted 17 Jul 12 12:39
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Almost lost for words.

Brilliant Inch. 10*




 
From General Discussion / And we're back
Posted 16 Jul 12 12:39
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Yes, we're back.

I've seen livelier mausoleums.




 
From General Discussion / Irony has finally died?
Posted 13 Jul 12 13:53
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Irony will never die. My missus has got a mountain of it to do.




 
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