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From General Discussion / Knitting With Mr & Mrs CJ
Posted 10 Jul 12 21:21
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Would it be appropriate to discuss crocheting here?

Or would that require a separate thread?




 
From General Discussion / Vienna
Posted 12 Jun 12 12:11
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I always liked Midge Urea.

Serious musician. Never took the piss.




 
From General Discussion / Bairstow's gone...
Posted 19 May 12 11:37
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I even hear Aussies singing England's praises.

Now, that is a turn up for the books.




 
From General Discussion / People that Iron their underpants and socks
Posted 19 May 12 11:08
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My mother used to insist on ironing the curtains, until she fell to her death one day.




 
From General Discussion / Bairstow's gone...
Posted 19 May 12 11:05
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I know RG, I was simply being a wind up merchant.

I live in Oz. How could I escape cricket?




 
From General Discussion / Bairstow's gone...
Posted 19 May 12 10:59
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What on earth are you talking about Ellis?

Who is Bairstow?

You say he is gone, but where?




 
From General Discussion / Thanks
Posted 1 May 12 12:39
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Quote: pinxit

Sid, you should have the photos by now, if those don't change your mind mate...

A sicker bunch of slathering paedos, psychos and down-and-outs you'll never want to meet.





Thanks Pinxit. Looks like a fine time was had by all!




 
From General Discussion / Thanks
Posted 1 May 12 12:37
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Quote: Ellis Ian Fields

Do me a favour, Sid. Corporate, chain pubs don't do it for me.

Why don't we just get a few cans, come round and wreck your drum?



Sounds good...

 
From General Discussion / Thanks
Posted 1 May 12 10:53
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Alright Ellis, there's a Pig & Whistle too. How about that?

I've got some spare rooms...




 
From General Discussion / Thanks
Posted 1 May 12 09:21
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Next time, can you make it the Slug & Lettuce in Brisbane?




 
From General Discussion / The Posting Whilst Taking A Number Of Powerful Laxatives Thread
Posted 22 Apr 12 13:07
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Danton, you haven't lived mate.

Wait until a Urologist pokes the same fibre optic cable up your Jap's Eye to inspect your bladder.

Then, and only then, will you know pain.

Keep taking the Panadol.




 
From General Discussion / Situations Vacant - Funny Spoof Writers Urgently Required
Posted 19 Apr 12 12:06
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Couldn't agree more QM.

Maybe they don't realise there are no benefits and free housing here.




 
From General Discussion / Happy Easter ...
Posted 8 Apr 12 13:14
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Happy Easter all!

That's another holiday weekend nailed.

Sid




 
From General Discussion / What Vintage Automobile Describes Fellow Spoofers?
Posted 3 Apr 12 11:43
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Me? A Robin Reliant XR 0.5i with go faster stripes.




 
From General Discussion / Bored? Here's a fun site...
Posted 24 Mar 12 13:19
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I'm on it already! Love it!




 
From General Discussion / Bored? Here's a fun site...
Posted 24 Mar 12 04:27
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I had a lot of fun on this site.

My office walls will be adorned with various Uncle Sam posters on Monday!

Thanks for the link Charpa.

Sid




 
From General Discussion / Alf Starling
Posted 29 Dec 11 13:18
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An easy mistake to make. As they say, shit happens.




 
From General Discussion / A ban on SKOOB1999
Posted 23 Oct 11 04:15
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Not only should he be banned, he should be transported

to Terra Australis for the rest of his natural life.

He'd be more than welcome down here.




 
From General Discussion / Hair
Posted 22 Oct 11 14:56
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Hair? What type of hair?

There is head, facial, nasal, pubic, bodily, etc., etc.

How about 101 uses for ear hair?

Sid

PS: Did you know, in an average life time, we grow 2 metres
of nasal hair? I'm making mine into rope, ready to abseil down the tallest building at Legoland.








 
From General Discussion / Me New Video
Posted 18 Oct 11 12:52
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Have you thought of attending a Vinnie Jones master class?




 
From General Discussion / Me New Video
Posted 18 Oct 11 10:18
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Outside broadcast?

Under the gazebo?




 
From General Discussion / Me New Video
Posted 18 Oct 11 01:13
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Skoob,

This is good enough for the Edinburgh fringe.

Cheers

Sid




 
From General Discussion / Occupy Wall Street
Posted 14 Oct 11 10:02
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Quote: Skoob1999

Do they have a point?

Or are they just a lazy bunch of work shy soap dodging hippies?

I'd like to think they're people asking questions which require answers.

Where did all the money go?

Just askin'

Skoob.




Just read a piece in the Washington Post.

When the top 400 earners control more wealth than the poorest 150 million people in the US, you have to agree that these folks have a point.

A simplistic view, maybe, but this is just fundamentally wrong.




 
From General Discussion / Knox girl
Posted 7 Oct 11 01:36
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I have to agree.

I get a distinct feeling that what you see is not what you get
with Ms Knox.

There is something very cold in her eyes.

However, an Italian judge says she's not guilty. Relax.




 
From General Discussion / Fishing - Is It Any Good Or What?
Posted 18 Sep 11 14:02
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I fished the River Bain once when I was a kid in Lincolnshire.

All I caught was a cold.

I fished the mouth of the Brisbane River once a couple of years ago.

All I caught was a 3 meter Bull Shark.

Give me a cold any day.




 
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