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From General Discussion / Neil Armstrong
Posted 26 Aug 12 11:15
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Dirty weekend in Dallas, Ferg.




 
From Magazine Discussion / The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning
Posted 25 Aug 12 13:37
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No reward mate.

But you can blame Monkey Woods for the acronyms...




 
From Magazine Discussion / Fancy a Trip to Auschwitz? - "Let The Train Take The Strain"
Posted 25 Aug 12 12:14
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Quote: Skoob1999

I'm saddened by the whole business, because they're mates of mine in real life, as well as in cyber space.

I'm sure there are those that will be ecstatic.

Whatever your point of view, they both made this place interesting. I hope that there can be some resolution to this matter, and that they can both come back at some point.

Obviously others will disagree.

Sad to lose two valued contributors.

Skoob.





Pretty much sums up the way I feel too.




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 25 Aug 12 12:07
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I confess, I'm a complete bastard.

Why?

A colleague of mine has just had a hip replacement.

I'm going to visit her in hospital tomorrow.

What present am I taking her?

A pair of fucking roller skates, ha!




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 25 Aug 12 11:54
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Skoob, with respect sir, haddaway an shite.




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 25 Aug 12 10:21
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EDZ, where did you get that suit?

I want one...for my boss.

He's a total twat.




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 23 Aug 12 09:18
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And you Churchmouse.

Leave those bloody altar boys alone!




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 23 Aug 12 09:00
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Right, Ellis ya bastard, where are you?

Come out, come out wherever you are.




 
From Magazine Discussion / Ron & Fred on The Bible
Posted 23 Aug 12 07:16
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Another classic spoof series in the making.

5* from me Tommy.

Sid




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 12:29
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Arm, no discussion, no niceties, just insults. Please.

There were two insults from Skoob, just very subtle ones.

Get with the programme!





 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 10:34
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Always...







 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 10:24
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Quote: Ellis Ian Fields

"evacuations" - hee hee!



Are you taking the piss, or what?




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 10:19
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Lower working class? Lower working class?

I'll have you know I'm a professional through and through.

Not just any Tom, Dick or Harris can do PR examinations and manual evacuations.

And you haven't seen the size of my hands.

Bastard!




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 10:10
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Lend you a tenner?

For what?

So you can put yer coins in the Sky Sports meter to watch England lose yet another fucking test series?




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 10:05
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Too fucking right...




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 10:01
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Ellis, going back to your original insult.

I'll have you know, I only took the name Bollocks when I walked away from my aristocratic upbringing and classical education.

Prior to that, I was known as Sidnius Scrotum.





 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 09:56
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Arm, just insults please. No niceties required.

I had an office in Storrington many years ago.

Absolute shit hole. They should have routed the new A24 through it.




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 09:52
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Arm, you live in West Sussex, don't you?

Move to East Sussex, mate. I hear Crawley is nice.

And ditch the bleeding kisses. This is an insult thread.




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 09:40
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Ladyboys? What are you insinuating?

Now, Ladygrumpyoldmen, that's different.

But then you don't need to go to Thailand for them.

I know of one who lives in the Stalybridge area.




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 09:33
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Too much Jack Daniels. I can't remember...




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 09:26
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Well, I never. I do believe there was the odd exotic asian, but never an avian.

That was below the belt.

I do hope Skoob doesn't see this thread.




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 09:15
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Ellis, please accept my apologies for being dopey and living here.

However, I would still contend the above. Also that I have had more engaging intercourse with a dead Norwegian Blue parrot.*


(*Attribution: Monty Python)




 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 22 Aug 12 08:51
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Ellis, how dare you suggest my name is a load of bollocks.

You have the breath of a wombat and your mother was a possum!

So there!




 
From News Discussion / "War With Iran" Roadshow Ready For Tour
Posted 22 Aug 12 05:59
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Why is it that many Presidents want to start their own war?

Thatcher and Blair were the same.

Intelligent stuff.

5* from me.

Sid




 
From News Discussion / Akin: Woman's Body Armor Thwarts Rape Pregnancy with Tricks -- Sperm "Won't Ask for Help or Directions"
Posted 21 Aug 12 21:14
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Nice work!

I gave this one 5 thumbs.

Sid




 
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