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An altered Sob ok, when Manchester United beat Bayern Munich, reveals this popular forum epistolarian!


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Inchy

Almost a former Maidu settlement in Butte County, and a sequence of five cards of the same suit in one hand in piquet, reveals this Spoofer. (6-5)

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Inchy

He asks that 'If any bits of foolery make you laff....' on his profile, and entertains us well on the forum? (6)


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Inchy

De Gaul connection to this scientific bod on the forum, who suffers occasional leafy problems? (6)

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Inchy

I was a butcher once... but I got the chop!

Inchy

1 Across:
Invent a cold, as the Spoof's meglomaniac. (5-6)

Inchy

Dear Spoof,

I'd just like to mention that I was taking out me potatoes from the oven, that I'd lovingly baked earlier, gutted them and mashed the flesh up with cheese, black pepper, salt, onion salt, and black bean sauce and returned to brown them off to perfection in the hot oven - then I dropped them on the floor taking them out when done to a crisp!

I'm going to cry now.

Thank you.

S Adman
Agony Column Writer
Woes Way
Notinkham

Dear Spoof,

Re contribution from .e:
"With the regrettable exception of wealthy (from what you report), the adjectives you use describe yourself, Mr. Inchcock. I'm among your many admirers, as I've stated many times. The sporadic nastiness here mystifies me too. It would be nice to come here for a distraction from the unpleasantness we encounter in everyday life, and then not encounter that unpleasantness of everyday life."

.e

They can't help you know! Bless them all!

Dr E. Coli
Rampant Verbalisation Clinic
Nottingham

Thanks bless, nice thought.

Hope everyone is happy!

Easter Bunny - not appreciated!

Inchy

Dear Spoof,

I'd like to offer my condolences to Mr Clivey Dee from Bournville, on the horrendous, victimising manner in which his beloved is treating him... or rather NOT treating him!

I had a rather similar experience with my Griselda, and as she leant towards me and looked down on me, I decided it was time for me to stick up for mankind, and I demanded justice, freedom of speech, and my slice of the Terry's Old Gold chocolate!

She didn't talk to me for a few days after that!

Until I was released from hospital - when I told her I was not going to put with it anymore!

Inchcock
Ward E19 (Men's Surgical)
Queens Medical Centre
Nottingham

Sounds good to me Skoob - enjoy!

I can only speak bad English, and Gobbledigook myself.

Have a good day Sir!

Inchy

Well well!.

Once again I'm on me own.

I can get depressed and sulk you know!

Huh... I'll put the kettle on!

Inchcock

Dear Spoof,

I'd like to say how I agree and sympathise and empathise with your correspondent Roger Common-Sense, of Daily Express Terrace, Harrogate.

Someone should start-up a petition to defend out rights!

I'd do it myself, but the benefit office wont allow me any extra money for pens!

Dr Alphonse Goebbels Jnr
Hideaway Towers
Córdoba
Argentina

Dear Spoof,
I'd like to confirm for any visiting readers to this forum, that they have nothing to fear from the wonderful, kind, generous, warm, sympathetic, caring, and altruistic educated, wealthy, and erudite penning from the members present.

But I can't!

PC Sweet
ZV Two
Liverpool

Dive Clanton:
Any vehicle in for a service or repair.

Dear Spoof,

Kindly pass on my suggestion for Robin Beak of Titwick Farm, Featherstone, that I believe maggots are currently available from Dive Clanton's wallet.

From an AA/RAC/Green Flag member now, after having the brakes on my Skoda Estelle serviced my the aforementioned gentleman.

I'd like to assure Danny that the vitriolic penning on this forum comes from the more skilled abdurian, adoxographic, and amphigory creating species within our community.

The Spoof Forum Graphic

Time for me tablets now!

Take care all

Inchcock

Hi again Danny,

Morphine was given when they were removing the wires form the sternum after a heart valve replacement operation, and the wires didn't want to come out!

In many ways it was an exhilarating, memorable moment too! I had two buxom young nubile nurses sat on me while the other tugged at the wire.... Phwerrr!! Oh dear, I'll have to have a cup of tea now!

Cheers Sir

Inchcock

Welcome Dan Williams,
I have just approved your story - liked the twist in it.

Hope you enjoy it here, and continue to supply the site with such input as your first, and stick with us.

Advice on Spoofing I'll leave to those more qualified and efficient in the matter.

Had you wanted advice on failures, disappointments, medication taking, baldness, hearing difficulties, illnesses, diseases, being ignored, getting old, or the effects of being given Morphine spray orally, I'd have been the man to ask. (Using the term man loosely)

Take care

Inchcock

Inchcock: Confused, bewildered, past the sell by date, unhealthy, with failed moronic decrepit ancient inclinations towards reality.

Dear Spoof,

Kindly inform B Lock of Bedford, there is no need for any concern over the loss of memory, or Senior Moments that may currently be affecting those Spoofer's over a certain age.

The inception and genesis of molecular-inspired thought processes, are by their very nature, of a necessary autexousious encouraging type of inspirational prompting design. Thus, it is to be anticipated that Spoofers will be more at risk than other less talented personages and politicians are.

Scorpio's, Capricorns and Virgo's are more at risk than most, due to their refusal to be intimidated by the recent increase in VAT.

I hope this helps somewhat, and wish you all the best with your struggle against this conniptional developing ailment.

Inchy
c/o Nottingham Benefit Offices
Insanity House Secure Containment Unit
Overthehill Drive
Nottingham

Re Dive Clanton's statement about Mr Inchcock:
"His hatred of all things cockney" cannot be right at all I'm afraid.

As a youngster he did not have a TV, and he just loved to come around to my place when Dixon of Dock Green, and then Minder were on the box, and I remember him getting very excited during his visits.

However, if Mr Clanton is considering doing anything rash with a rope and a satsuma, my number is 0115 9626648.

Griselda Plunkett
xxx

Lynton:
Cause of the UK-Franco Tetley tea-bags war of 2013, that ended the constitution of the EU, and started the war we are still fighting now in 2085.

Armfeetandtoe:
Brilliant 21st century script, famous on the Spoof website and world-wide for the incomprehensibility, inanity, and humour of his written work. An expert on the Snow Leopard's tantrums.

Skoob1999:
20/1st century alcoholic renowned for his wide variety of efforts in the cause of entertainment and Spoofing on the internet. Famous for being the cause of the first contact with the planet of Euranus contacting earth in 2013, after reading of his 'Chips and gravy campaigner, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax, West Yorkshire, and wanting to understand and learn more.

Ellis Ian Fields:
A literary God in the spoofing world of the 2010's. His wit and creativity being envied by many other lesser endowed writers.

Queen Mudder:
Vivacious, creative, and determined female of great appeal and drive, from the planet Earth. Much admired for her spoofing skills, and spoof forum contributions.

Inchcock:
A micro organed semi-earthlike being, known for his constant failed efforts to be liked and appreciated. He died in 2002...2004... 2006... 2007... 2009... you get the idea? He was also a collector of illnesses, injuries diseases, and hairy women.

Pinxit:
A Spoofer from the 21st Century, known for his cutting whit, intelligence, and deep understanding and practice of apanthropinisation.

Churchmouse:
Famous for the quality of his presentation in the Spoofing world. In 2012, he suffered many an attack from Dive Clanton, the generally capernoited fallaciloquence, fatuity, and feculent ridden superior shit-stirrer and insulting applying genius if that decade.

Colonel Juan:
Famous Spoofer and creator of the Lady Sybilla & Alf Starling characters amongst others. A tireless worker and genius, committed to the cause of Spoofing throughout the 2020's. Well respected by all serious Spoofers and people of understanding, respect and ingrowing toenails.

These few above, have been quickly created to give an idea to others. If the idea appeals, I'd love to create a Spoofer 's Spoof list from scratch, using the Spoofer's own words... I think that reads right?

Any Spoofers wishing to have their details to the possibly forthcoming Spoof-Mag-Spoofers Dictonary - please send your details you'd like publishing to Inchcock!

Ithangyou!

Dear Spoof,

The erudite Lord Luvous Bt, RVO, OBE, Hon. Sec of House of Lords Nature Lovers' Society, makes some good points for the proletariat to consider before they fail to vote in the next election.

The minimal knowledge of Benefit Seekers & Fiddlers, can be rectified by contacting Elvis, Brutus, Leon, Adrian, or Queenie at the address below for further details. Their comfortable life styles is an indication of their success in their chosen profession of Idlegitness.

I hope this clarifies and helps in some way.

Eileen Dover

Suicidal Ex Lib-Dem Supporters Associaton
Flat 4a (Above the bookmakers - back door)
Immigration House
Muggers Lane
Nottingham

Morning again Skoob,

Further help on your coat and maybe hat problems at this link site below.

Welcome to the Spoof Forum

I suspect that the chap on the right is wearing your coat and hat!

Looks alarmingly like Dive Clanton to me!!

Hope this tickles your fancy. (Not in a naughty way of course)

Inchy