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Lord of the Strings

Glad he ate her

Pass away

The Loway Code

A Tale of Two Titties

Black Bootie

To Mock a Killing Bird

Foldginger

I think Tonto was the name of dog of the cowboy who supposedly repaired my roof?

Hair raising story: The hare, ran into the heir causing her to ruffle her hair?

It's the government's cut-backs in the police you know.

Fingerprints are taking ages nowadays.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

it's the sarcophagous they carry you off in.**


**sarcophagi were rarely carried, but who gives a toss about that.

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Sarcophagus, anagrammed 'As rasp Cough', might be the start of pneumonia?

Then Churchmouse and I can get 'stoned again' as the **sarcophagi carries us away?

Sorry

(I think it's time I gave up trying to be witty, and concentrated on more morbid things?)

Inchcock

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Quote: Skoob1999

Sorry Inch...

Loved the Skoda chapter by the way...

Keeping me head down...

Regards

Skoob.

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Danke Schone Sir.

I remember so well the Estelle... well the climbing around car scrap yards anyway... and I got to know some nice RAC men over the years I had that car!

Take care.
Inch

Shhh! Please!

Hurt homo Turk, Mrs
(Anagram of THROKUS ORM THRUM)

A few thoughts that occur to my limited brain.

A government poet will be required,

Someone to clean the cars should be hired,

A bully, so as to prevent benevolences,

An abacus, so they can fiddle their expenses,

Turn Parliament into a no-lie zone,

Set two seats apart, for the Lib-Dems to own,

Bring back the hanging, some sort of death sentence,

For MP's who are crooked and show no repentance!

It also rhymes with Bijan.

Bijan: A rare species of Persian cat.
Bijan: A character in the Persian epic Shahnameh, in the story of Bijan and Manijeh.
Bijan: An Iranian intellectual.

I wonder if... perhaps... or not according to how you view the subective implications implicated?

I'm going to take my medications now!

Good stuff!

I really wanted to contribute to this link... I really did... but I do not have the confidence, education, or my morning cup of tea yet.

Good day everyone!

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Quote: victor nicholas

Jean-Claude Van Damme!

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Advance, jam nude male!

(anagram) Just a thought

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Quote: Rebel Not Taken

There's no denying she's attractive but there does seem to be something distant in her eyes and blank expression.

Could you simply roll over and fall asleep afterwards or would you be forever wondering if she's crept downstairs and looking for the knife block?

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Not being up with things, I had to Google a photo of her - You are right.

And someone with eyebrows like hers, cast a shadow of suspicion, and an aura of danger on the first look!

I would not connect with her if I could, not that I can, or should, or might, or am capable, or equipped sufficiently.

I'd better take my medication now.

Take care all.

Inchcock

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Quote: Tommy Twinkle

Re: True Tales of Woe - I've been reading them a few at a time. I've just finished reading part 16. All brilliant Inchcock.

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Danke schone Sir!

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Quote: Skoob1999

I meant to post on this thread, but forgot what I was doing.

Regards

Skoob.

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Understood! Cheers!

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Quote: Erskin Quint

That's lovely and should be in a story. Not necessarily a 'spoof' story either.

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How kind... I might put it in the The True Tales of Woe later.
Thanks

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Inch, thank goodness you were not wearing your pyjama bottoms, know what I mean mate.




Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx

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I have been concerned that this might become a future possible scenario/reality.

I've even dreamt of going out in 'me jammies!'

While writing this , I had what I think I thought was a good idea for the Spoof... but it seems it has disappeared into the ether now, drat it!
becoming

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Well, it's better than realising you are wearing a hole in the carpet.

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I've already done that Sir!

I blame my forgetfulness, and lack of concentration, on my change of medications. (Unfortunately I have not had a change in medications, but think it sounds better than the onset of early senility).

This morning, I departed from the house, pleased as punch with myself, that I'd remembered my keys, bus pass, got the proper glasses on, got the hearing aids in, and remembered to take my midday medications with me!

As I got to the end of the street...

I realised I was still wearing my slippers!

I just thought I'd like to share that with you.

Take care all.

Inchcock

Not being a regular contributor to the forum myself, still wnated.. wantud,,, wanted, to welcome you back amongst the regular verbal lunatics.

Your obviously anacreontic nature has been noted, and appreciated.

Take care Sir.

Inchcock

'Allo Allo', 'Hi De Hi', 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum', 'You Rang, M'Lord?' 'Oh, Doctor Beeching!' and the virtuosic, legendary 'Dad's Army' that he wrote or co-wrote, spring to mind immediately.
A literary and comic Genius!

God rest.

Jabberwocky is getting rampant, he must let Doctor Gonzales know about this.

Peter Anderson:

Stealing someone else's words frequently spares the embarrassment of eating your own.

I know what he meant!

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Quote: victor nicholas

Mr. Inch

Your abridged missive is compelling but leaves me wanting more detail......

Victor,

I'm afraid if I was to release any more detail, the facts that those details may contain, would give rise to the possible disclosure of the names of our leaders General Incompetence, General Weakness, and Corporal Punishment, that in turn might alert the Kremlin to our groups continued presence here at Oil Drum Lane, Upper Denture, UK, and our intentions and total lack of any capabilities.

However, if you know anything of English comedian (Tony) Hancock's Half Hour old radio scripts, there are all in there somewhere.

Danke sch... I mean Thank you, take care.

Ice C it, but cannot afford it.