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From Magazine Discussion / Memoirs of Judge Elliphont Harding
Posted 21 May 13 19:34
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Thank you Debbie,

Lovely to have you on board.



 
From Magazine Discussion / Memoirs of Judge Elliphont Harding
Posted 20 May 13 20:38
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DID YOU NOT HEAR ME!!!!!!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Memoirs of Judge Elliphont Harding
Posted 14 May 13 22:23
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For fucks sake! Its like being in a vicarage.
Come and sign into "Satirists Safe House" and get the fucking forum up and running. When Mark reopens the Spoof one we can jump ship. We need a forum.

Arm

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 13 May 13 14:03
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I am a "Thing" and proud of it.
Why should I remain in the closet?
Thanks for outing me Monkey.
Now I must tell my wife and children.
Oh the angst!

Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 13 May 13 09:34
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I was a featured writer.
No one said a word.
Am I on the black list?
I think the country should be told.

 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 7 May 13 10:53
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"Is anyone out there?" *Hollow footsteps* I'm sure I heard a voice in the wilderness, it's the silence you see, it plays havoc with my insanity"..........


 
From Magazine Discussion / A Millwall Brick: How To Make One
Posted 20 Apr 13 18:18
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I was going to comment.
But the hostility has
left me bereft of thought.

5 monkey Boy

 
From Magazine Discussion / Memoirs of Judge Elliphont Harding
Posted 27 Mar 13 18:12
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Thank you that man.
The money is on it's way.
We did say a fiver?

See, I said it twice just to make sure

 
From Magazine Discussion / Memoirs of Judge Elliphont Harding
Posted 27 Mar 13 17:36
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Thank you that man.
The money is on it's way.
We did say a fiver?

 
From Magazine Discussion / Memoirs of Judge Elliphont Harding
Posted 26 Mar 13 12:58
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You might also enjoy
"Company release sleazebag repellent for women"
by our good friend Clive Danton.
I have tried to put it up on here without success.

I rated it a 5 I know you will.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Memoirs of Judge Elliphont Harding
Posted 26 Mar 13 12:51
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I thought it was funny................

 
From General Discussion / One-Thumb tosser
Posted 6 Feb 13 14:35
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QM Can you please name these "Racist Thugs" you keep harking on about? The problem is, you see, that I am in daily contact with three ex spoofers and I can state that they are neither Racist or thugs. Despite what I might of been, I have never and would not associate with racists or bigots. What you are saying, is that I am a racist because I associate with them. That me old china is Slander, and I will do everything the law allows to have you retract that statement and apologise.

I come from a large Gypsy family that has suffered racism for many generations, unlike the gorger, we do not retaliate with racist insults, we embrace our enemies and hope they will see the error of thier ways. Being a racist or bigot is frowned upon in Gypsy culture.

You need to think before you speak QM, You have insulted me, my family and Gypsy culture.

From what I have witnessed on this forum, the back has been broken and now what was once a bright shining light in cyber space, is now a flicker of a dying flame. Sad, very sad, if I were Mark, I would have an amnesty and get the forum back to its old self......full of life.

 
From General Discussion / Season's Greetings From The Isle Of SSHite!
Posted 24 Dec 12 22:50
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There's a sacred and extremely olde Bolivian proverb - handed down from the La Paz Indians..

Recently translated by scholars, it says:-

He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest


Here endeth the lesson





 
From General Discussion / Season's Greetings From The Isle Of SSHite!
Posted 24 Dec 12 21:59
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Fuck me! Is that the lady with the Lamp?
Could have sworn she goes to bed at eight pm.

Must be the noise...........

Merry Bollocks...Pass the sun cream Skoob...

 
From General Discussion / Season's Greetings From The Isle Of SSHite!
Posted 24 Dec 12 20:34
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"THE ISLE OF SHITE"
(AN ORIGINAL POEM - CUT, PASTED & IMPROVED BY WONKY)



This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle,

This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,

This other Eden, demi-paradise,

This fortress built by Nature for herself

Against infection and the hand of war,

This happy breed of men, this little world,

This precious stone set in the silver sea,

Which serves it in the office of a wall,

Or as a moat defensive to a house,

Against the envy of less happier lands,

This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this beloved ISLE OF SSHITE..



 
From General Discussion / Season's Greetings From The Isle Of SSHite!
Posted 24 Dec 12 19:17
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It was a touch landing on the island, and no mistake, floating around for days we were.

No one dare say what they really felt in case it upset the others. Then Captain Gazza shouts;

"Land hoe men" and we saw this place in the distance. Right shit hole it looked but once we got started ole Captain Gazza saw us through and the place is as chipper as the Isle of Dogs.

Had a few problems with the natives, no one spoke German see, anyway, we insulted them until they folded and fell to the ground whimpering like schoolgirls.

Then to celebrate we marched around shouting out Acronyms to each other in a sort of deluded victory parade. Made me weep it did.

Anyway, I keep's me head down writing on the board and reading the messages other blokes have left. we can write anything we want you know, the guvnor he don't interfere.

Not like the old place where it was ok as long as it wasn't racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-sematic or Funny.

No laughing on week days see, bad for morale and all that, they knew best, seen them wipe out an entire community of satirists with their rules and regulations.

It's a funny old world and no malarkey, one minute your floundering in a sea of detritus, the next your up to your neck in slathering, puking, rodgering and enough humorous banter to keep you going for the foreseeable future. I have been promoted to Skivvy so things is looking up.

Have a Very Merry Christmas Sp**fers

Private Harry Homo


 
From General Discussion / Christmas? Bah Humbug!
Posted 7 Dec 12 22:05
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I'm with you on that one mate.

Merry bollocks


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx

 
From News Discussion / Pre Menstrual Woman Kills Husband For Whistling
Posted 7 Dec 12 12:47
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You bastard! you copied and pasted this out of my series;
"Why do women breed" A tale of Chinese women in the 1800s.

I'm reporting you to the Prosecutor Fiscal.


I'd give you 5 years mate.

Arm xxxxxxxxxxx

 
From General Discussion / The Gang Of Four
Posted 7 Dec 12 10:11
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You roasted thug, I hate Turkey, does that make me a racist?
I dont like chicken either, god I am bad.



Adolf Hintler
The Grumbling
USSR

 
From General Discussion / Happy Christmas Spoofers
Posted 6 Dec 12 14:05
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I'm off to join my brethren in the desert. It's a lonely cold place here without the warm heartedness of lads.

TTFN


Arm

 
From News Discussion / Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed
Posted 5 Dec 12 22:50
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Lovely bit of Spoofery Debs, I know you stole it from my vast library but because it is you, I will not prosecute.

Loved it.

A Gate 5 from darling

Love as always


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 
From General Discussion / Happy Christmas Spoofers
Posted 5 Dec 12 22:33
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Hope all of you, have a very merry Christmas, full of fun laughter and love and peace.




Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 5 Dec 12 20:59
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Dear Spoof,

I have reported that Danton fellow for being anti semetic.


Shiek Abdul Ahman El Hombre
Lahal Street
Dubai

 
From Magazine Discussion / Rolf's Christmas Animal Hospital Jamboree
Posted 4 Dec 12 18:06
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You copied and pasted this out of my vast library you bastard...Oh no, wait a minute......

Fantastic Milliganesque stuff cobber, loved it.

5 Antlers from me.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 
From News Discussion / Drunk Santa explodes at VFW Hall in Iowa
Posted 3 Dec 12 21:47
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Brilliant Frankie!

I gave it a 5 like you told me to.
When do I get the money?


Valdo Armfeetandtoe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 
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