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From General Discussion / Computer goes through window. Gatspy pissed off...
Posted 10 Nov 10 17:46
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Believe me Skoob...as a brummie my accent makes even Swindon sound classy. And that takes some doing!

 
From General Discussion / Computer goes through window. Gatspy pissed off...
Posted 9 Nov 10 17:02
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My computer is buggered at the moment. I've just jumped on the office computer before going home. Hopefully I will be back online soon...but in the meantime, happy spoofing!!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Nov 10 00:42
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Quote: Erskin Quint

Oh bollocks to it, here goes -

Stains (tempera, art insulting nature) suspected.


Quote: Mike Gatspy


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Socialism or capitalism? I always lean inwards, see? MIDDLE.


middle in dirty deeds leaves excuses



Extremely xcessive cock unleashes semen, enormous stains!




suspected uneducated Swindon person eschews courtesy. Totally enrages, deliberately.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Nov 10 19:14
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Socialism or capitalism? I always lean inwards, see? MIDDLE.


middle in dirty deeds leaves excuses



Extremely xcessive cock unleashes semen, enormous stains!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Nov 10 07:09
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Some others maybe escaped.



Escaped schoolchildren can't always prevaricate effectively. Dickheads.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 10 20:59
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Quote: Erskin Quint

Sacks animate Coal King Scargill.



Scargill can always remember going incredibly lager loutish

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 10 17:38
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Quote: P.M. Wortham

blockquote]
easily as sick, ill losers yammer



Yammer And Mull, Marriage Evoked Registration



Registration? Even goofy imbeciles should try registering at the insistence of nagbags.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Nov 10 08:15
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Monkey Woods

Please go back and change your 'sessions' post, SFO, and don't let this happen again.




"Subject" undercuts blatant jumpstarters, exemplifying corrected thread.


Thread? Husband reads eating anal droppings

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 10 22:20
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Quote: Erskin Quint

Roderigo was the word, surely, my good Sir?


Quote: Mike Gatspy


Quote: Erskin Quint

"Tempting, Emily? Mutton pies tempt ill-nurtured gluttons."



Gluttons love unlimited treats, then obesity normally strikes.



Yep..the bugger beat me to it, I hadn't seen that. Nine hundred and ninety nine apologies.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 10 21:00
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Quote: Erskin Quint

"Tempting, Emily? Mutton pies tempt ill-nurtured gluttons."



Gluttons love unlimited treats, then obesity normally strikes.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 10 17:03
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

Death: ending at the hilt.


hilt inside low target


Target a rapist's gonads? Extremely tempting.

 
From General Discussion / Greeting folks from Newbie Deafo
Posted 1 Nov 10 22:48
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Hello Sean. Welcome. Hope you love the site as much as I'm beginning to.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Oct 10 17:37
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Tosspot: Occasionally signifies stupid pachyderms on tequila??


Quote: Monkey Woods

.




Quote: Monkey Woods

Fuck off, gayboy.






Tequila? Effeminate Queer Uncle Ian Likes Arsehole

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Oct 10 14:17
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Tortoise or rather, turtle, or Indian small elephant.


Elephant lacks ettiquette. Privately he's a nasty tosspot


(who mentioned the late Cyril Smith???)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Oct 10 12:25
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

Garden: a rear department exhibiting nature.


bollocks,

nature after teatime usually requires eating


Eating A Turd Is Not Good

 
From News Discussion / Wipe the Floor Widdecombe - No Bull
Posted 31 Oct 10 09:59
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Christ Kazy. I know it's hallowe'en, but some of the images here are so scary, I've shit myself!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Oct 10 16:43
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

232 pages of this crap??




Do you mean 463 pages of this crap?


Mike, you have to use the letters of the word notation to make yours.

Par example:

Notation of termination and tenderisation is often nuanced.



Err...I thought I had. Do I actually have to use the whole word (in this case notation) as the first word? Apologies for my thickness.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Oct 10 16:04
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Eyestrain you'd expect seeking these remarkable anagrams' initial notation.

232 pages of this crap?? Unbelievable.


Nasty Osborne Takes Away The Inspiration Of Nation

 
From News Discussion / The Ashes - Strauss Goes To War
Posted 30 Oct 10 09:33
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It's all very well going to war with the Aussies. It'd probably do them good to be blown up. It would certainly make us feel better.
But what do we have to cut due to lack of funds? The batsmen's helmets, their pads, or the wicketkeeper's gloves?



 
From News Discussion / Rooney in U-Turn shock!
Posted 23 Oct 10 09:08
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"This is wonderful ,I just never saw it coming" said local prostitute Ethel Higginbotham (age 57). "After all the cuts announced this week and the raising of retirement age, this is a just the news we needed "

Brilliant!

 
From News Discussion / Radio 1 unearths funniest moment ever
Posted 13 Oct 10 21:30
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Quote: Skoob1999

It's over there on the left.

Watch the bloke at table 5 though - got a foul temper he has.

Good luck!

Skoob.


Well, I'd have a foul temper if I were that ugly. Oh bollocks I am. Fuck off then!

 
From News Discussion / Radio 1 unearths funniest moment ever
Posted 13 Oct 10 20:46
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Sorry! didn't mean to comment on my own story! Am just looking at the forum and "finding my way"

 
 
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