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From Magazine Discussion / There's a fat f**k in the forums, that's why**
Posted 7 Jul 10 15:50
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BAV???

 
From News Discussion / Susan Boyle donated egg for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr surrogacy!
Posted 7 Jul 10 15:35
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Thankx!

 
From News Discussion / Lindsay Lohan: "But I Was in Compliant (sic) With My Um Program.
Posted 7 Jul 10 14:37
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But I Was in Compliant (hic!) With My Um Program!


5* from me.

 
From News Discussion / Royal Freak Hospital porn movie all the rage
Posted 7 Jul 10 14:34
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Quote: Lady Godiva

Hey, queen mudder, where'd you get the picture of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones?

They're not really lesbians but were 'acting' just to get extra cash to spend at Morrisons and Iceland when the sales are on. Oh! And to pay their catalogue money.


Maybe they're latent lezzies, martyrs to hormonal fluctuations and catalogue interest rates!

 
From News Discussion / Gunman Moat 'hiding under drawbridge' at Alnwick Castle
Posted 7 Jul 10 10:39
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Maybe he's now under Portcullis House!

 
From News Discussion / Number 10: "Pope Won't Escape Axe"
Posted 6 Jul 10 23:36
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Great story, BigMike!

 
From News Discussion / Ronaldo Sells Sperm in online auction
Posted 6 Jul 10 23:34
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Cynics have questioned the authenticity of the product. Why, they ask, does a person earning almost £200,000 per week, plus lucrative endorsement deals and business interests, need to earn extra money by jerking off into a glass bottle?

Others have defended the Portuguese youngster by insisting 'Why should he not earn a little extra, doing what he does best?'



Such a Messi business!

Too much abdominal straining an he'll end up in the Kaka.


5* from me for your story, SG.

 
From News Discussion / Royal Freak Hospital porn movie all the rage
Posted 6 Jul 10 19:23
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Standards in pubic life have sadly fallen.

What's YOUR Primary Care Truss up to behind your back, eh?

 
From News Discussion / UK Muslims Win Another Round of Political Correctness: Now They Want Pool Drained after Infidel Use!
Posted 6 Jul 10 13:37
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Aging members said they were now forced to wear miner's lights strapped to their forehead.........


Glow worms (halal variety) inside their swimming cozzies might just do the trick...

 
From News Discussion / Cheryl Cole mosquito 'reported dead from food poisoning'
Posted 6 Jul 10 13:33
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Stung...by a dreadful itch.

Maybe seven year itch!

Ashley's a lucky lad to get out in time.

 
From News Discussion / Susan Boyle donated egg for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr surrogacy!
Posted 6 Jul 10 12:08
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Quote: Colonel Juan

in the frozen pea section...


More like frozen pee, haha.

Urine fine fettle today, CJ.

 
From News Discussion / Susan Boyle donated egg for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr surrogacy!
Posted 6 Jul 10 11:41
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Thanks!

Cristiano Ronaldo sperm must be worth quite a bit.

I reckon Nadal's is a lot more precious.

 
From News Discussion / Did Anna Chapman Shag UK Govt Minister At Cliveden?
Posted 6 Jul 10 10:57
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Pay?
Only if you are an Indian from Kansas!

 
From News Discussion / Woman has Vuvuzela removed from her vagina
Posted 6 Jul 10 10:35
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Rudi: nice debut story. And welcome to The spoof.

 
From News Discussion / Did Anna Chapman Shag UK Govt Minister At Cliveden?
Posted 5 Jul 10 19:36
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Spoofing the Daily Fascist kinda occupational hazard; comes with the territory.

 
From News Discussion / Some kinda Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe arrangement in Cristiano Ronaldo baby son custody?
Posted 5 Jul 10 19:34
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Ronaldo Jr the new Dannielynn Birkhead?

 
From News Discussion / Barack Obama asked to please remove photo of Karl Marx from his office!
Posted 5 Jul 10 12:29
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Wither Mr H?
Vamooshed off-site without trace.

 
From News Discussion / Did Anna Chapman Shag UK Govt Minister At Cliveden?
Posted 5 Jul 10 11:05
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From News Discussion / Some kinda Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe arrangement in Cristiano Ronaldo baby son custody?
Posted 5 Jul 10 10:46
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Unless of course it's Kaka's spawn on which case they can shack up together...

 
From News Discussion / England, Italy, France & Argentina Contemplate Joining Nigeria In 2 Year Soccer Ban After German Blitzkrieg!
Posted 4 Jul 10 21:29
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At least England managed to get one - actually 2 but that's another story! - past the Jerries, which is more than the Argies managed!

 
From News Discussion / Anna Chapman Nude Photo Doesn't Prove She's A Redhead
Posted 4 Jul 10 20:31
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That's a brazilian for ya~!

 
From News Discussion / Pat Robertson plots to get Hugo Chavez
Posted 4 Jul 10 10:39
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Like the story!
5 from me and welcome to The Spoof!

 
From General Discussion / WTF 'Vibrating gloves for bliund drivers?'
Posted 4 Jul 10 10:26
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Croooooooooooooooooool!


I wonder if that Michael Jackson glove was also a vibrating one...

 
From General Discussion / HAPPY JULY 4TH EVERYONE!
Posted 3 Jul 10 21:24
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You need more Chevroneconomix to boot up the economy, SFO.

Happy 4th to Chevron!

 
From General Discussion / WTF 'Vibrating gloves for bliund drivers?'
Posted 3 Jul 10 19:43
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US Scientists and the National Federation of the Blind are developing a car for the blind and will present a prototype next year.

The vehicle will be fitted with technology that allows a blind person to drive independently, the NFB and Virginia Tech University said.

Non-visual aids include sensors indicating turns in the road via vibrating gloves.
Beeb story

Aren't those gloves on sale at Ann Summers sex shops?

Blindness can onset for a number of reasons!



 
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