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From News Discussion / Susan Boyle donated egg for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr surrogacy!
Posted 6 Jul 10 11:41
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Thanks!

Cristiano Ronaldo sperm must be worth quite a bit.

I reckon Nadal's is a lot more precious.

 
From News Discussion / Did Anna Chapman Shag UK Govt Minister At Cliveden?
Posted 6 Jul 10 10:57
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Pay?
Only if you are an Indian from Kansas!

 
From News Discussion / Woman has Vuvuzela removed from her vagina
Posted 6 Jul 10 10:35
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Rudi: nice debut story. And welcome to The spoof.

 
From News Discussion / Did Anna Chapman Shag UK Govt Minister At Cliveden?
Posted 5 Jul 10 19:36
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Spoofing the Daily Fascist kinda occupational hazard; comes with the territory.

 
From News Discussion / Some kinda Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe arrangement in Cristiano Ronaldo baby son custody?
Posted 5 Jul 10 19:34
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Ronaldo Jr the new Dannielynn Birkhead?

 
From News Discussion / Barack Obama asked to please remove photo of Karl Marx from his office!
Posted 5 Jul 10 12:29
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Wither Mr H?
Vamooshed off-site without trace.

 
From News Discussion / Did Anna Chapman Shag UK Govt Minister At Cliveden?
Posted 5 Jul 10 11:05
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From News Discussion / Some kinda Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe arrangement in Cristiano Ronaldo baby son custody?
Posted 5 Jul 10 10:46
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Unless of course it's Kaka's spawn on which case they can shack up together...

 
From News Discussion / England, Italy, France & Argentina Contemplate Joining Nigeria In 2 Year Soccer Ban After German Blitzkrieg!
Posted 4 Jul 10 21:29
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At least England managed to get one - actually 2 but that's another story! - past the Jerries, which is more than the Argies managed!

 
From News Discussion / Anna Chapman Nude Photo Doesn't Prove She's A Redhead
Posted 4 Jul 10 20:31
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That's a brazilian for ya~!

 
From News Discussion / Pat Robertson plots to get Hugo Chavez
Posted 4 Jul 10 10:39
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Like the story!
5 from me and welcome to The Spoof!

 
From General Discussion / WTF 'Vibrating gloves for bliund drivers?'
Posted 4 Jul 10 10:26
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Croooooooooooooooooool!


I wonder if that Michael Jackson glove was also a vibrating one...

 
From General Discussion / HAPPY JULY 4TH EVERYONE!
Posted 3 Jul 10 21:24
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You need more Chevroneconomix to boot up the economy, SFO.

Happy 4th to Chevron!

 
From General Discussion / WTF 'Vibrating gloves for bliund drivers?'
Posted 3 Jul 10 19:43
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US Scientists and the National Federation of the Blind are developing a car for the blind and will present a prototype next year.

The vehicle will be fitted with technology that allows a blind person to drive independently, the NFB and Virginia Tech University said.

Non-visual aids include sensors indicating turns in the road via vibrating gloves.
Beeb story

Aren't those gloves on sale at Ann Summers sex shops?

Blindness can onset for a number of reasons!



 
From News Discussion / Paris Hilton tells judge "Weed all be happier for a toke on African spliff!"
Posted 3 Jul 10 19:35
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They convened a midnight court especially for Paris.

A few hours languishing in a police cell, furious calls to her attorneys and suddenly all charges dropped.

Unbelievable.

 
From General Discussion / HAPPY JULY 4TH EVERYONE!
Posted 3 Jul 10 14:50
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Best day of the year.

Happy partying and have fun!

 
From General Discussion / Murray, the great Brit disaster has Henman written all over him....
Posted 3 Jul 10 12:48
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Nope, I was watching Nadal's awesome musculature!

 
From General Discussion / Murray, the great Brit disaster has Henman written all over him....
Posted 2 Jul 10 22:20
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All that hype, gratuitous flummery (eg Queen's visit) and overexposure via UK taxpayer/TV licence payer dosh and Murray proves yet again he's a second rate twat like we all knew he is all along.

Fire Sue Barker.

Demented arsehole like the rest of BBC Sport pundits.

 
From News Discussion / Foxhunting soon to be commonplace in the streets of London
Posted 2 Jul 10 10:57
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Send in the Beaufort Hunt I say.

The streets of Westmonster are crawling with vermin.

Plus the foxes.

Renard of Regents Park regularly wreaks havoc with nesting waterfowl.

Maybe the Army could help out, St Johns Wood Barracks has plenty of decent hunter/chasers.



 
From News Discussion / Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray
Posted 1 Jul 10 20:32
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Thanks for the stars!

 
From News Discussion / Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray
Posted 1 Jul 10 20:14
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But maybe not Speccie.

 
From News Discussion / Blair's Diabolical Liberty Medal for covering up WMD inspector's heroin addiction
Posted 1 Jul 10 20:12
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And thanks Mark, no warning page!

 
From News Discussion / Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray
Posted 1 Jul 10 14:35
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Murray's semi final bid is doomed I say.

Nadal will win the Championship because he's the tops!

 
From News Discussion / Kim Sears - I'll Eat My Own Face if Murray Wins
Posted 1 Jul 10 10:54
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Love the tennis, despise Tosser Murray.

5 from me anyway.

 
From News Discussion / Margaret Thatcher State Funeral Invitees To Include Gerry Adams
Posted 1 Jul 10 10:46
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Well, it would, wouldn't it? That mother/son relationship survives beyond the grave!

 
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