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From General Discussion / WTF 'Vibrating gloves for bliund drivers?'
Posted 3 Jul 10 19:43
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US Scientists and the National Federation of the Blind are developing a car for the blind and will present a prototype next year.

The vehicle will be fitted with technology that allows a blind person to drive independently, the NFB and Virginia Tech University said.

Non-visual aids include sensors indicating turns in the road via vibrating gloves.
Beeb story

Aren't those gloves on sale at Ann Summers sex shops?

Blindness can onset for a number of reasons!



 
From News Discussion / Paris Hilton tells judge "Weed all be happier for a toke on African spliff!"
Posted 3 Jul 10 19:35
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They convened a midnight court especially for Paris.

A few hours languishing in a police cell, furious calls to her attorneys and suddenly all charges dropped.

Unbelievable.

 
From General Discussion / HAPPY JULY 4TH EVERYONE!
Posted 3 Jul 10 14:50
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Best day of the year.

Happy partying and have fun!

 
From General Discussion / Murray, the great Brit disaster has Henman written all over him....
Posted 3 Jul 10 12:48
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Nope, I was watching Nadal's awesome musculature!

 
From General Discussion / Murray, the great Brit disaster has Henman written all over him....
Posted 2 Jul 10 22:20
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All that hype, gratuitous flummery (eg Queen's visit) and overexposure via UK taxpayer/TV licence payer dosh and Murray proves yet again he's a second rate twat like we all knew he is all along.

Fire Sue Barker.

Demented arsehole like the rest of BBC Sport pundits.

 
From News Discussion / Foxhunting soon to be commonplace in the streets of London
Posted 2 Jul 10 10:57
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Send in the Beaufort Hunt I say.

The streets of Westmonster are crawling with vermin.

Plus the foxes.

Renard of Regents Park regularly wreaks havoc with nesting waterfowl.

Maybe the Army could help out, St Johns Wood Barracks has plenty of decent hunter/chasers.



 
From News Discussion / Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray
Posted 1 Jul 10 20:32
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Thanks for the stars!

 
From News Discussion / Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray
Posted 1 Jul 10 20:14
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But maybe not Speccie.

 
From News Discussion / Blair's Diabolical Liberty Medal for covering up WMD inspector's heroin addiction
Posted 1 Jul 10 20:12
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And thanks Mark, no warning page!

 
From News Discussion / Braless front row Shakira fears prey on Andy Murray
Posted 1 Jul 10 14:35
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Murray's semi final bid is doomed I say.

Nadal will win the Championship because he's the tops!

 
From News Discussion / Kim Sears - I'll Eat My Own Face if Murray Wins
Posted 1 Jul 10 10:54
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Love the tennis, despise Tosser Murray.

5 from me anyway.

 
From News Discussion / Margaret Thatcher State Funeral Invitees To Include Gerry Adams
Posted 1 Jul 10 10:46
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Well, it would, wouldn't it? That mother/son relationship survives beyond the grave!

 
From News Discussion / All British jails closed as crime falls to zero under Cameron
Posted 1 Jul 10 10:43
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All the criminals are on the Front Benches!
5*

 
From News Discussion / Supreme Court strikes down Chicago handgun ban just in time for Mafia Centennial Celebrations
Posted 1 Jul 10 10:40
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Back in the saddle again!
5 from me, TR.

 
From News Discussion / OMG! Anna Kuschenko Chapman is BP CEO Tony Hayward's daughter??
Posted 30 Jun 10 19:44
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Yep.
It's Hayward alright.

Either him, or Clinton.

Most likely Hayward, though, because the London pic of this woman has her wearing a green and lime jacket - just like the BP logo colors, and with lettering that could be BP!

Kinda clue to the whole conundrum, innit.

 
From News Discussion / 'Paris Hilton, Marc Mezvinsky Lewinsky and Heath Ledger RIP??' Aldrich Ames and Bob Hanssen recruited at least another 100 moles!
Posted 30 Jun 10 13:29
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Quote: Morse
.WTF....The Spoof is up to it's arse in THIS one!

The Inspector


I should jolly well hope so too!

 
From News Discussion / Russian spies linked to UK supermarket chain 'behind London 7/7 bombings'
Posted 30 Jun 10 12:06
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There was also a suggestion that her British husband was the son of a director of a French hypermarket, but this was denied by the firm.

MI5 probes London 'spy' links of Russian femme fatale

Now we know where The Standard got its insider tips from!!

 
From News Discussion / 'Paris Hilton, Marc Mezvinsky Lewinsky and Heath Ledger RIP??' Aldrich Ames and Bob Hanssen recruited at least another 100 moles!
Posted 30 Jun 10 10:22
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Bonfire of the Insanities commences, guys!

 
From General Discussion / England return as ref gets the boot
Posted 29 Jun 10 23:00
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Sticking plaster remedy?

The referee behind that decision and his assistants - Uruguayan official Jorge Larrionda and assistants Mauricio Espinosa and Pablo Fandino - have been sent home by the football governing body, Fifa. They were told they are not being retained for the quarter-final stages and beyond.

Fifa president Sepp Blatter was also forced to apologise to the FA following the officials' inexplicable failure to spot Lampard's first-half shot had bounced two feet over the line when it crashed down off the crossbar. It prompted Mr Blatter into a U-turn over his belief that video technology should not be used in even the biggest matches.


Waaaaa! Bloody footie trauma....

 
From News Discussion / FBI hunts Madoff's 'Madame Rouge' as dozens more KGB sleeper cells suspected
Posted 29 Jun 10 13:14
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Do ya reckon Buck's old dancing condom avatar might have had some of them subliminals, Morsie?

 
From News Discussion / FBI hunts Madoff's 'Madame Rouge' as dozens more KGB sleeper cells suspected
Posted 29 Jun 10 13:01
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Time to bust Sarah Palin!

 
From News Discussion / Barack Obama asked to please remove photo of Karl Marx from his office!
Posted 29 Jun 10 11:48
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Way to go!
5 from me.

 
From News Discussion / Prime Minister Johanna Sigurdardottir of Iceland Becomes The World's First Married Lesbianite Leader
Posted 29 Jun 10 10:10
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Ahem!
Point of information:

Margaret Thatcher was the first.
And Angela Merkel surely also has precedence.

Great story!
5 from me.

 
From News Discussion / Conservative and Liberal Democrat Coalition to bring back Victorian Workhouses
Posted 28 Jun 10 21:22
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Welcome to The Spoof, Rt Hon Seb.

Nice opening salvo.

qm

 
From News Discussion / El Shaka shot in the maracas as narcocorrido war intensifies
Posted 28 Jun 10 20:50
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1-star arsehole bandit at it again.

 
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