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From News Discussion / Media softsoaping Britain ahead of Cheryl Cole RIP?
Posted 9 Jul 10 18:03
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Spoofdom ain't big enuff for Cheryl AND ,me!

 
From News Discussion / Media softsoaping Britain ahead of Cheryl Cole RIP?
Posted 9 Jul 10 14:00
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I give another 7 days then that's it!

 
From News Discussion / Animal rights activists demand Paul, the World Cup-predicting octopus, be set free
Posted 8 Jul 10 21:47
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I see Paul shagging Octomum Nadia Suleyman!

5 for you from me
qm

 
From News Discussion / Cheryl Cole - Secret Lovers Meet In Bedside Vigil
Posted 8 Jul 10 21:22
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My dear Lady J, better a lazy, drinking type of husband than a lazy teetotal kind.

Absolute fright, the abstainers.


I positively encourage King Mudder to pop the Romanee Conti corks and have been very happily married for nearly 40 years.

Throwing some oil/gas shares to your spouse on a regular basis tends to keep the peace, Chateau Mudder.

Luckily we dumped BP long ago. AND tricked the management into snapping up that Deepwater concession, hahaha.

Long live the Gorgon Field in Western Australia, ditto Blind Faith and Jack2.

Gal's gotta have what a gal's gotta have!

 
From News Discussion / Cheryl Cole - Secret Lovers Meet In Bedside Vigil
Posted 8 Jul 10 20:57
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When you're on a roll you're on a roll.

 
From General Discussion / Oscar the knicker nicker
Posted 8 Jul 10 20:32
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Miaoooo! The thongs some pussies get up to!


The owners of a cat have reported their pet to the police after it started stealing dozens of knickers and items of underwear from neighbouring gardens.

Peter and Birgitt Weismantel adopted 12-year-old Oscar from the Cats Protection charity at Christmas.

But as he started to settle in at their home in Gordon Avenue, Southampton, he started bringing home his stolen haul.

Southampton 'cat burglar' reported to police

 
From News Discussion / Kaka, Messi glee at Cristiano Ronaldo paternity claim
Posted 8 Jul 10 16:44
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The last Spoof baby biggie was Anna Nicole Smith's brat Dannielynn, who had so many potential Pops it kept us in parody rants for many months.

Looks like this messi business sees Ronaldo well and truly in the kaka.

 
From Magazine Discussion / There's a fat f**k in the forums, that's why**
Posted 7 Jul 10 18:13
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I'd blame The Spread Eagle in Camden Town, CJ.

 
From Magazine Discussion / There's a fat f**k in the forums, that's why**
Posted 7 Jul 10 15:50
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BAV???

 
From News Discussion / Susan Boyle donated egg for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr surrogacy!
Posted 7 Jul 10 15:35
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Thankx!

 
From News Discussion / Lindsay Lohan: "But I Was in Compliant (sic) With My Um Program.
Posted 7 Jul 10 14:37
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But I Was in Compliant (hic!) With My Um Program!


5* from me.

 
From News Discussion / Royal Freak Hospital porn movie all the rage
Posted 7 Jul 10 14:34
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Quote: Lady Godiva

Hey, queen mudder, where'd you get the picture of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones?

They're not really lesbians but were 'acting' just to get extra cash to spend at Morrisons and Iceland when the sales are on. Oh! And to pay their catalogue money.


Maybe they're latent lezzies, martyrs to hormonal fluctuations and catalogue interest rates!

 
From News Discussion / Gunman Moat 'hiding under drawbridge' at Alnwick Castle
Posted 7 Jul 10 10:39
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Maybe he's now under Portcullis House!

 
From News Discussion / Number 10: "Pope Won't Escape Axe"
Posted 6 Jul 10 23:36
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Great story, BigMike!

 
From News Discussion / Ronaldo Sells Sperm in online auction
Posted 6 Jul 10 23:34
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Cynics have questioned the authenticity of the product. Why, they ask, does a person earning almost £200,000 per week, plus lucrative endorsement deals and business interests, need to earn extra money by jerking off into a glass bottle?

Others have defended the Portuguese youngster by insisting 'Why should he not earn a little extra, doing what he does best?'



Such a Messi business!

Too much abdominal straining an he'll end up in the Kaka.


5* from me for your story, SG.

 
From News Discussion / Royal Freak Hospital porn movie all the rage
Posted 6 Jul 10 19:23
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Standards in pubic life have sadly fallen.

What's YOUR Primary Care Truss up to behind your back, eh?

 
From News Discussion / UK Muslims Win Another Round of Political Correctness: Now They Want Pool Drained after Infidel Use!
Posted 6 Jul 10 13:37
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Aging members said they were now forced to wear miner's lights strapped to their forehead.........


Glow worms (halal variety) inside their swimming cozzies might just do the trick...

 
From News Discussion / Cheryl Cole mosquito 'reported dead from food poisoning'
Posted 6 Jul 10 13:33
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Stung...by a dreadful itch.

Maybe seven year itch!

Ashley's a lucky lad to get out in time.

 
From News Discussion / Susan Boyle donated egg for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr surrogacy!
Posted 6 Jul 10 12:08
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Quote: Colonel Juan

in the frozen pea section...


More like frozen pee, haha.

Urine fine fettle today, CJ.

 
From News Discussion / Susan Boyle donated egg for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr surrogacy!
Posted 6 Jul 10 11:41
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Thanks!

Cristiano Ronaldo sperm must be worth quite a bit.

I reckon Nadal's is a lot more precious.

 
From News Discussion / Did Anna Chapman Shag UK Govt Minister At Cliveden?
Posted 6 Jul 10 10:57
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Pay?
Only if you are an Indian from Kansas!

 
From News Discussion / Woman has Vuvuzela removed from her vagina
Posted 6 Jul 10 10:35
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Rudi: nice debut story. And welcome to The spoof.

 
From News Discussion / Did Anna Chapman Shag UK Govt Minister At Cliveden?
Posted 5 Jul 10 19:36
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Spoofing the Daily Fascist kinda occupational hazard; comes with the territory.

 
From News Discussion / Some kinda Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe arrangement in Cristiano Ronaldo baby son custody?
Posted 5 Jul 10 19:34
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Ronaldo Jr the new Dannielynn Birkhead?

 
From News Discussion / Barack Obama asked to please remove photo of Karl Marx from his office!
Posted 5 Jul 10 12:29
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Wither Mr H?
Vamooshed off-site without trace.

 
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