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From News Discussion / Telstar 401 spirograph responsible for 99% of crop circle formations
Posted 12 Jul 10 15:15
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Say it ain't so!

 
From News Discussion / Spooks probe Anna Chapman's Vatican Bank accounts
Posted 11 Jul 10 17:50
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She's Roberto 'God's Banker' Calvi's daughter alright.

 
From News Discussion / Civil War Discovery Hints At Cover Up
Posted 11 Jul 10 10:35
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Nice one Leddy!
5 from me.

 
From News Discussion / Paul Gascoigne helping search for Raoul Moat
Posted 10 Jul 10 18:59
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Congratulations to Jimbo123!

You have Spoofed mainstream news by over 24 hours of the main event.

Forget that psychic octopus, Spoofers.

Jimbo123 foresaw the worst and proved his point!


qm

 
From News Discussion / Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls
Posted 10 Jul 10 18:39
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Gazza's been drunk since circa 1942.

Reckon he's got any number of mates since the age of 3 if they're suddenly UK headline news, armed with a sawn-off shotgun and roughing it in the backwoods.

 
From News Discussion / Sunday's solar eclipse fears: will the sleepwalking Queen will jump into Windsor Castle moat?
Posted 10 Jul 10 17:31
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Bet she'll be starkers when they fish her out, just like Robert Maxwell when he went skinny-dipping in the Med...

 
From General Discussion / Moat Stories
Posted 10 Jul 10 11:10
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A spoof is just a spoof, EQ.

Publish and be damned I say.

 
From News Discussion / Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls
Posted 10 Jul 10 10:49
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Nice story, JP!
Always interesting to read what new blood brings to the UN negotiating table. A can of lager though? Hope it's kosher!

 
From News Discussion / Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls
Posted 10 Jul 10 10:28
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Gambling and drinking are always other people's problems, Juanita!

 
From News Discussion / Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls
Posted 10 Jul 10 10:03
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Your skirt's a bit on the short side today, Miss.

I'll let it pass this time because of the hot weather.

But come Monday you might need a new outfit.

 
From News Discussion / Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls
Posted 10 Jul 10 09:47
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Raoul Moat RIP.

A great loss to Spoofers everywhere.

 
From General Discussion / Amazing scenes at Rothbury, Northumberland, England
Posted 9 Jul 10 20:42
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Quote: Nae mair crap
I hope this does not end badly.


Suicide by cop a popular hobby.

 
From News Discussion / Media softsoaping Britain ahead of Cheryl Cole RIP?
Posted 9 Jul 10 18:58
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Quote: Skoob1999
Salud!
Skoob.


Easy on the mayo, there!



 
From News Discussion / Media softsoaping Britain ahead of Cheryl Cole RIP?
Posted 9 Jul 10 18:03
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Spoofdom ain't big enuff for Cheryl AND ,me!

 
From News Discussion / Media softsoaping Britain ahead of Cheryl Cole RIP?
Posted 9 Jul 10 14:00
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I give another 7 days then that's it!

 
From News Discussion / Animal rights activists demand Paul, the World Cup-predicting octopus, be set free
Posted 8 Jul 10 21:47
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I see Paul shagging Octomum Nadia Suleyman!

5 for you from me
qm

 
From News Discussion / Cheryl Cole - Secret Lovers Meet In Bedside Vigil
Posted 8 Jul 10 21:22
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My dear Lady J, better a lazy, drinking type of husband than a lazy teetotal kind.

Absolute fright, the abstainers.


I positively encourage King Mudder to pop the Romanee Conti corks and have been very happily married for nearly 40 years.

Throwing some oil/gas shares to your spouse on a regular basis tends to keep the peace, Chateau Mudder.

Luckily we dumped BP long ago. AND tricked the management into snapping up that Deepwater concession, hahaha.

Long live the Gorgon Field in Western Australia, ditto Blind Faith and Jack2.

Gal's gotta have what a gal's gotta have!

 
From News Discussion / Cheryl Cole - Secret Lovers Meet In Bedside Vigil
Posted 8 Jul 10 20:57
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When you're on a roll you're on a roll.

 
From General Discussion / Oscar the knicker nicker
Posted 8 Jul 10 20:32
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Miaoooo! The thongs some pussies get up to!


The owners of a cat have reported their pet to the police after it started stealing dozens of knickers and items of underwear from neighbouring gardens.

Peter and Birgitt Weismantel adopted 12-year-old Oscar from the Cats Protection charity at Christmas.

But as he started to settle in at their home in Gordon Avenue, Southampton, he started bringing home his stolen haul.

Southampton 'cat burglar' reported to police

 
From News Discussion / Kaka, Messi glee at Cristiano Ronaldo paternity claim
Posted 8 Jul 10 16:44
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The last Spoof baby biggie was Anna Nicole Smith's brat Dannielynn, who had so many potential Pops it kept us in parody rants for many months.

Looks like this messi business sees Ronaldo well and truly in the kaka.

 
From Magazine Discussion / There's a fat f**k in the forums, that's why**
Posted 7 Jul 10 18:13
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I'd blame The Spread Eagle in Camden Town, CJ.

 
From Magazine Discussion / There's a fat f**k in the forums, that's why**
Posted 7 Jul 10 15:50
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BAV???

 
From News Discussion / Susan Boyle donated egg for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr surrogacy!
Posted 7 Jul 10 15:35
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Thankx!

 
From News Discussion / Lindsay Lohan: "But I Was in Compliant (sic) With My Um Program.
Posted 7 Jul 10 14:37
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But I Was in Compliant (hic!) With My Um Program!


5* from me.

 
From News Discussion / Royal Freak Hospital porn movie all the rage
Posted 7 Jul 10 14:34
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Quote: Lady Godiva

Hey, queen mudder, where'd you get the picture of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones?

They're not really lesbians but were 'acting' just to get extra cash to spend at Morrisons and Iceland when the sales are on. Oh! And to pay their catalogue money.


Maybe they're latent lezzies, martyrs to hormonal fluctuations and catalogue interest rates!

 
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