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From News Discussion / Jimmy Savile Implicated In Nigeria World Cup Match-fixing Scandal
Posted 14 Jul 10 15:07
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You're welcome~!

 
From General Discussion / Cop fired over penis bottle trick
Posted 14 Jul 10 14:53
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Do it! Do it right now, Jimbo!

It'll be a truly seminal Spoof.

Go on, I dare you.

 
From General Discussion / Cop fired over penis bottle trick
Posted 14 Jul 10 12:42
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A COP was sacked for performing his "party trick" at a police Christmas do - opening a beer bottle with his PENIS.

Sergeant Andrew Lawrance attached a bottle opener to a piercing on his manhood and performed the stunt for fellow officers and their wives.


DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

(Unless you have a piercing yourself of course...)

 
From News Discussion / Meddlesome writes memoir: The Turd Man
Posted 14 Jul 10 12:24
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Loved this story!
5 from me.

 
From News Discussion / Jimmy Savile Implicated In Nigeria World Cup Match-fixing Scandal
Posted 14 Jul 10 10:44
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He's a perv.

Thatcher's cousin.


And Boris Johnson's DNA Pa.

 
From News Discussion / As The Raoul Moat Tributes Pour In - PC David Rathband Faces Fight To Save His Sight
Posted 13 Jul 10 20:30
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You're bang on target with this one, Skoob.

Rathband's a toughie and deserves respect.

Made me think of that Brit squaddie who got shot in the face by the Taleban this week .....and spat out the bullet!


5* for you.



 
From News Discussion / 'Mars Attacks!' blow-up doll of Chief Constable Sue Sim left at Raoul Moat shrine
Posted 13 Jul 10 20:11
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Matching only Kay Burley, who was also prominent in Rothbury for Sky News, for hostile and rude comments, Sim has been given numerous nicknames and comparisons to TV characters like the Lady Tottington character from Wallace and Gromit.

Grauniad story

 
From News Discussion / 'Mars Attacks!' blow-up doll of Chief Constable Sue Sim left at Raoul Moat shrine
Posted 13 Jul 10 18:17
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Decency page??? Aw, come on! Never said it's a blow up latex sex doll!
Besides, Mrs Sim's been called far worse by the red tops.

Can YOU tell the difference?

Mars Attacks! alien

Acting Chief Constable Sue Sim


 
From News Discussion / Computer Hacker distorts TheSpoof.com scores
Posted 13 Jul 10 12:08
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Nice one Stevey!

 
From News Discussion / Cheryl Cole's bedsores 'weeping like stigmata'
Posted 13 Jul 10 09:58
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Thanks for the tip about the Oxy-Action/Vanish laundry treatment, CJ.

Wish it would work on Cheryl instead!

 
From News Discussion / Marks and Spencer embarrassed by new "Beaver" ice-cream
Posted 12 Jul 10 20:18
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If there's a banana in it will they rebrand it as a banana split beaver?

 
From News Discussion / Paedo Polanski free after Pope sends Swiss judge glowing reference
Posted 12 Jul 10 19:39
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Thanks to the 1-star bandit.

Probably a Charles Manson fan.

 
From News Discussion / Telstar 401 spirograph responsible for 99% of crop circle formations
Posted 12 Jul 10 18:43
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Thanks! Just cultivatin' my fav black hole mystery.

 
From News Discussion / Telstar 401 spirograph responsible for 99% of crop circle formations
Posted 12 Jul 10 15:15
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Say it ain't so!

 
From News Discussion / Spooks probe Anna Chapman's Vatican Bank accounts
Posted 11 Jul 10 17:50
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She's Roberto 'God's Banker' Calvi's daughter alright.

 
From News Discussion / Civil War Discovery Hints At Cover Up
Posted 11 Jul 10 10:35
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Nice one Leddy!
5 from me.

 
From News Discussion / Paul Gascoigne helping search for Raoul Moat
Posted 10 Jul 10 18:59
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Congratulations to Jimbo123!

You have Spoofed mainstream news by over 24 hours of the main event.

Forget that psychic octopus, Spoofers.

Jimbo123 foresaw the worst and proved his point!


qm

 
From News Discussion / Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls
Posted 10 Jul 10 18:39
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Gazza's been drunk since circa 1942.

Reckon he's got any number of mates since the age of 3 if they're suddenly UK headline news, armed with a sawn-off shotgun and roughing it in the backwoods.

 
From News Discussion / Sunday's solar eclipse fears: will the sleepwalking Queen will jump into Windsor Castle moat?
Posted 10 Jul 10 17:31
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Bet she'll be starkers when they fish her out, just like Robert Maxwell when he went skinny-dipping in the Med...

 
From General Discussion / Moat Stories
Posted 10 Jul 10 11:10
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A spoof is just a spoof, EQ.

Publish and be damned I say.

 
From News Discussion / Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls
Posted 10 Jul 10 10:49
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Nice story, JP!
Always interesting to read what new blood brings to the UN negotiating table. A can of lager though? Hope it's kosher!

 
From News Discussion / Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls
Posted 10 Jul 10 10:28
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Gambling and drinking are always other people's problems, Juanita!

 
From News Discussion / Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls
Posted 10 Jul 10 10:03
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Your skirt's a bit on the short side today, Miss.

I'll let it pass this time because of the hot weather.

But come Monday you might need a new outfit.

 
From News Discussion / Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls
Posted 10 Jul 10 09:47
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Raoul Moat RIP.

A great loss to Spoofers everywhere.

 
From General Discussion / Amazing scenes at Rothbury, Northumberland, England
Posted 9 Jul 10 20:42
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Quote: Nae mair crap
I hope this does not end badly.


Suicide by cop a popular hobby.

 
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